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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1485 on: October 10, 2015, 02:58:04 PM »
My dogs? They bite though.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1486 on: October 11, 2015, 06:36:13 PM »
So you don't mind drool?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1487 on: October 16, 2015, 09:34:15 PM »
I'm all alone in bed.  >:(
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1488 on: October 27, 2015, 04:52:29 PM »
 >:(
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1489 on: October 28, 2015, 01:23:13 AM »
Why are you not naked?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1490 on: October 28, 2015, 01:26:20 AM »
You want the gopher naked? :o
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1491 on: October 28, 2015, 01:35:57 AM »
It would end the shedding.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1492 on: October 28, 2015, 03:23:27 PM »
Don't want to watch this.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1493 on: October 28, 2015, 03:25:50 PM »
Lay back, close your eyes.  >:D
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1494 on: October 28, 2015, 03:26:15 PM »
Please be gentle with me.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1495 on: October 28, 2015, 08:10:34 PM »
The voices like your skin.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1496 on: October 29, 2015, 01:01:31 AM »
I like my skin too.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1497 on: October 29, 2015, 07:21:01 AM »
Gopher might take your skin  :tinfoil:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1498 on: October 29, 2015, 08:50:00 AM »
You're moulting all over me.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1499 on: October 29, 2015, 05:15:05 PM »
Care to have a smoke?
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