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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1455 on: September 26, 2015, 04:09:57 PM »
I Gopher cock brave enough?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1456 on: September 26, 2015, 11:25:01 PM »
Oh yes, yes you do!  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1457 on: September 27, 2015, 02:50:04 AM »
Don't you ever get up?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1458 on: September 27, 2015, 03:33:41 AM »
Do it. Do it already.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1459 on: September 27, 2015, 10:59:57 AM »
Wasn't once enough for you?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1460 on: September 27, 2015, 03:44:39 PM »
Let's snuggle before you sleep.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1461 on: September 27, 2015, 11:26:27 PM »
Do we have to sleep?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1462 on: September 28, 2015, 04:23:53 AM »
You've got plans for us?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1463 on: September 28, 2015, 06:11:31 AM »
Nothing that involves video. Promise.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1464 on: September 28, 2015, 09:36:34 AM »
Lights
Camera
Action
Action
Action
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1465 on: September 28, 2015, 10:56:35 AM »
I threw my back out.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1466 on: September 28, 2015, 09:43:48 PM »
Let's make our buttholes kiss.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1467 on: September 28, 2015, 11:15:10 PM »
You've got an anal fascination.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1468 on: September 29, 2015, 07:30:10 AM »
Sorry, I have a headache :P
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1469 on: September 29, 2015, 11:11:51 PM »
It's more fun that way.
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