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Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: DukeNukem on November 08, 2010, 12:28:17 PM
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Peeps on the Internet always tell me that I will be a virgin for life, that I will never have sex and will die alone, as if THEY were Nostradomous or something. Who else has heard this BULLSHIT?
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it's probably true
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I am
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I highly doubt you'll get any sex. The aspies who did are just really lucky. :thumbup:
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Radical thought and my philosophy.
Every moment of every day I am a different person than I was the moment before. My body may have had sex, but not me, the emotional, thinking, mindly me. So every time I make love with Prince Albert I am a virgin. The body may be used, but not the essence of me.
Don't let what others say bother you. Some of the world's greatest people were/are most likely virgins - Mother Teresa, Queen Elizabeth I, Stephen Hawkings. It doesn't stop them from making wonderful contributions to humanity.
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I don't think Stephen Hawking is a virgin. He and his first wife had three kids.
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lol
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Lots of twats are also virrgins though. Like the Pope, and me
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I don't think Stephen Hawking is a virgin. He and his first wife had three kids.
Artificial insemination?
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I don't think Stephen Hawking is a virgin. He and his first wife had three kids.
Artificial insemination?
I don't know. I just assumed they did what most married couples do, but maybe she was on top.
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I highly doubt you'll get any sex. The aspies who did are just really lucky. :thumbup:
:LOL:
I'm the luckiest guy in the world!!
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I don't think Stephen Hawking is a virgin. He and his first wife had three kids.
Artificial insemination?
I don't know. I just assumed they did what most married couples do, but maybe she was on top.
I was only aware of his marriage to his second wife. He was probably not a virgin with his first wife. You are correct.
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you wouldn't be the first or the last one to stay virgin for life. sex isn't that amazing if it's not with someone you really want. and if you're with someone you really want, then you're gonna have sex :D
I wouldn't think about that so much. there are more important things in life than sex (in my opinion :D )
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:indeed:
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You can always get a prostitute :thumbup:
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Sex is great but intimacy is better
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How does Pentagram look like?
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:-\ Pretty ugly. But I think he's a good guy, all bullshit aside.
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I think he's an annoying twat. :thumbup:
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I think he's an annoying twat. :thumbup:
And I think you're a fatass son of a bitch. So there. :thumbdn:
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whaaat why are you even making a thread like this? :S
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because he's gonna be a virgin for life
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I highly doubt you'll get any sex. The aspies who did are just really lucky. :thumbup:
I kind of wonder if Im fooling around with a guy with aspergers....or maybe he has some other social thing.
He basically told me beforehand that I would have to come on to him. And I do, and it is great. He is very attractive and obviously knows how to have sex, but I think if i didnt come onto him we would just sit there are stare at the wall. Even though we know each other pretty well now, and talk online just fine, but when he comes over to my house he gets so nervous he cant barely look at me .....But then I start kissing his neck and well I think you know what happens. I also know he iis brilliant, like beyond genius, so I dont know what his issues are but he doesnt want a girlfriend but sure does like to come over my houses la ot if you know what I mean, but he just doesnt like to talk to people. He cant talk on the phone. Its like impossible. When he gets to my house he texts me to come outside, he hates the phone that bad. We dont really talk. There are other things to do.
Does this sound like ASP ?
And as for your problem, you WILL get laid. You just need to find the right situation. Maybe where an older woman comes on to you ? Youd be surprised how forward we can get sometimes.
Maybe meet a girl online and get to know her and explain yourself first. girls liike sex too im sure youll find someone.
Maybe put out a personal ad
and lower standards help. I dont know what you look like, but if you throw a dog a bone Im sure youde get some.
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Ugly people can usually only get ugly women (unless they're rich/famous etc)
I'd rather not get laid at all then fuck an ugly woman
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yeah, i inderstand that. Everyone is different :thumbup:
See im really average. Like really. Im not hot at all, and im 30. But the ratio for this shit is amazing ! I mean there is like 30 guys to every girl, so I rally only have sex with hot guys. Why would I not have sex with hot guys when I CAN have sex with hot guys ?
but YOU are going to find a girlfrend too im sure you just have to look. Im sure there is someone that is really really attractive to you yet not a super model.
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Ugly people can usually only get ugly women (unless they're rich/famous etc)
I dunno I have to agree with the whole "Beauty is only skin deep" thing.
As for virginty , I remember when I was in a college course last year , most of my class weren't virgins and I am , It kind of got me down for a little but after listening to them I realised most of them actually regret losing it saying it was a mistake or it was too early etc etc. This made me decide that I will lose my virginity with a man I actually love not just because im horny.. I dont want losing it to be something I regret for the rest of my life.
Pentagram you will meet the right woman (or man I dont know what your sexuality is) if you "let down the barriers" so to speak , and when you do dont make popping your cherry the most important thing on your mind. :thumbup:
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running out of time though. we don't wanna be 30 year old virgins, do we? :tinfoil:
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I can pop my own cherry, thank you very much. :wanker:
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we can all do that mate
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I just did. I stroke my penis while standing and squirted into a red cup and took a picture of it... :laugh:
No, I didn't. :wanker:
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I can pop my own cherry, thank you very much. :wanker:
Yes all you need to do is buy cherries and a pin and you're set! :2thumbsup:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABZri8o1Qwc
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABZri8o1Qwc
Im not ashamed to admit I bopped the whole way through that video :zoinks:.
I wonder if they still do tango cherry in big bottles?....... I may buy some tommorow now :headbang2:
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Peeps on the Internet always tell me that I will be a virgin for life, that I will never have sex and will die alone,
Well fuck them. Not really, but you know what I mean. Don't let them get you down, Pentagram.
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I think he's an annoying twat. :thumbup:
And I think you're a fatass son of a bitch. So there. :thumbdn:
Hippocrite. :orly:
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Meh, I'll probably be a virgin for life. Doesn't bother me as much as it used to. *as a basement dweller, I shall return to my porn sites*
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Billy Connolly once said "never take advice from the fuckless".
Which means Judy will have to stay away from help-lines and advocacy positions.
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I would have been content being a virgin myself, but certain things in life happened when I least expected it such as getting a GF even though I wasn't actively looking for one etc.
The virgins I don't like are the desperate/insecure types like Pentagram, who rather base their merits on bullshit rather than acknowledge and work on their faults. The kind that assume every woman is a cunt because they won't go out with annoying egotistical cunts, the type that consider themselves "nice guys" and so on.
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I haven't been a virgin for a long, looong time. :orly:
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I would have been content being a virgin myself, but certain things in life happened when I least expected it such as getting a GF even though I wasn't actively looking for one etc.
The virgins I don't like are the desperate/insecure types like Pentagram, who rather base their merits on bullshit rather than acknowledge and work on their faults. The kind that assume every woman is a cunt because they won't go out with annoying egotistical cunts, the type that consider themselves "nice guys" and so on.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POskbaGvSx4
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Have to try better than that, roadrunner. :orly:
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Meep Meep
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So he's getting razortwunt to do his videos then?
One virgin to another.
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I also seen Pentagram in this game:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/16/Carmageddon_box.jpg)
:laugh:
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I also seen Pentagram in this game:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/16/Carmageddon_box.jpg)
:laugh:
Fantasize about running my ass over? ::)
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I also seen Pentagram in this game:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/16/Carmageddon_box.jpg)
:laugh:
Fantasize about running my ass over? ::)
Most people could use your ass for a bikestand.
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I also seen Pentagram in this game:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/16/Carmageddon_box.jpg)
:laugh:
Fantasize about running my ass over? ::)
Most people could use your ass for a bikestand.
:rofl:
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I also seen Pentagram in this game:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/16/Carmageddon_box.jpg)
:laugh:
Fantasize about running my ass over? ::)
Most people could use your ass for a bikestand.
:rofl:
I am only 275 lbs and 6 feet 2, I am not a fatass unlike Chris-chan. ::)
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I can't believe no one has posted this yet in here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgkOCJ9PGkk&ob=av2e
:lol:
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I also seen Pentagram in this game:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/16/Carmageddon_box.jpg)
:laugh:
Fantasize about running my ass over? ::)
Most people could use your ass for a bikestand.
:rofl:
I am only 275 lbs and 6 feet 2, I am not a fatass unlike Chris-chan. ::)
Prince Albert is 6 feet and weight 238, but he literally has very big bones. He's one of the few men who made my Dad look smaller. Anyway, you're not that far from a trim fighting weight.
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I also seen Pentagram in this game:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/16/Carmageddon_box.jpg)
:laugh:
Fantasize about running my ass over? ::)
Most people could use your ass for a bikestand.
:rofl:
I am only 275 lbs and 6 feet 2, I am not a fatass unlike Chris-chan. ::)
Prince Albert is 6 feet and weight 238, but he literally has very big bones. He's one of the few men who made my Dad look smaller. Anyway, you're not that far from a trim fighting weight.
But your Royal Highness, Prince Albert has the most important 'bone' of all. Afterall, 9 children came from that one.
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I also seen Pentagram in this game:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/16/Carmageddon_box.jpg)
:laugh:
Fantasize about running my ass over? ::)
Most people could use your ass for a bikestand.
:rofl:
I am only 275 lbs and 6 feet 2, I am not a fatass unlike Chris-chan. ::)
Prince Albert is 6 feet and weight 238, but he literally has very big bones. He's one of the few men who made my Dad look smaller. Anyway, you're not that far from a trim fighting weight.
But your Royal Highness, Prince Albert has the most important 'bone' of all. Afterall, 9 children came from that one.
True. How forgetful of me to overlook that one. I must have been thinking of England at the time(s).
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I also seen Pentagram in this game:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/16/Carmageddon_box.jpg)
:laugh:
Fantasize about running my ass over? ::)
Most people could use your ass for a bikestand.
:rofl:
I am only 275 lbs and 6 feet 2, I am not a fatass unlike Chris-chan. ::)
Prince Albert is 6 feet and weight 238, but he literally has very big bones. He's one of the few men who made my Dad look smaller. Anyway, you're not that far from a trim fighting weight.
But your Royal Highness, Prince Albert has the most important 'bone' of all. Afterall, 9 children came from that one.
True. How forgetful of me to overlook that one. I must have been thinking of England at the time(s).
Definitely times when the Empire rose to the occasion.
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One freaking hellspawn was not good enough for you so you had to make eight more? Jesus Christ, you and this Prince Albert guy must have fucked a lot! :wanker:
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One freaking hellspawn was not good enough for you so you had to make eight more? Jesus Christ, you and this Prince Albert guy must have fucked a lot! :wanker:
Yes
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Aspergers Nudity Cumshot!!!
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Aspergers Nudity Cumshot!!!
:zoinks:
All over Europe, no doubt.
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I also seen Pentagram in this game:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/16/Carmageddon_box.jpg)
:laugh:
Fantasize about running my ass over? ::)
Most people could use your ass for a bikestand.
:rofl:
I am only 275 lbs and 6 feet 2, I am not a fatass unlike Chris-chan. ::)
Last time I checked, that's still overweight. 19 stone with a BMI of 35.3, which is obese. Chris Chan's BMI is only 31.2 :orly:
My BMI is only 33.9, still obese but lower than you!. :zoinks:
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Dunno what mine is, don't care either.
As long as I'm still getting around, and still able to do what I do, that's good enough for me.
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One freaking hellspawn was not good enough for you so you had to make eight more? Jesus Christ, you and this Prince Albert guy must have fucked a lot! :wanker:
Yes
:plus: for the perfect squelch! :rofl:
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On the subject of BMI's I think mine is the same as a twig :lol:
One freaking hellspawn was not good enough for you so you had to make eight more? Jesus Christ, you and this Prince Albert guy must have fucked a lot! :wanker:
Yes
:lol: :plus:
Judy didnt you know? Her majesty is breeding an army to rule the parts of the world not currently painted pink. :squiddy:
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On the subject of BMI's I think mine is the same as a twig :lol:
One freaking hellspawn was not good enough for you so you had to make eight more? Jesus Christ, you and this Prince Albert guy must have fucked a lot! :wanker:
Yes
:lol: :plus:
Judy didnt you know? Her majesty is breeding an army to rule the parts of the world not currently painted pink. :squiddy:
What is the political significance of this pink paint? :zoinks:
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On the subject of BMI's I think mine is the same as a twig :lol:
One freaking hellspawn was not good enough for you so you had to make eight more? Jesus Christ, you and this Prince Albert guy must have fucked a lot! :wanker:
Yes
:lol: :plus:
Judy didnt you know? Her majesty is breeding an army to rule the parts of the world not currently painted pink. :squiddy:
What is the political significance of this pink paint? :zoinks:
During the reign of Queen Victoria the countries that were ruled by the british empire were coloured in pink on a map.
Squiddy's a bit of a history nerd :nerd:
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I'm not fat. Only fat women are fat. ::)
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^This is why you're still a virgin.
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Pentegram have you posted a real picture of yourself?
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On the subject of BMI's I think mine is the same as a twig :lol:
One freaking hellspawn was not good enough for you so you had to make eight more? Jesus Christ, you and this Prince Albert guy must have fucked a lot! :wanker:
Yes
:lol: :plus:
Judy didnt you know? Her majesty is breeding an army to rule the parts of the world not currently painted pink. :squiddy:
What is the political significance of this pink paint? :zoinks:
During the reign of Queen Victoria the countries that were ruled by the british empire were coloured in pink on a map.
Squiddy's a bit of a history nerd :nerd:
:plus: CG has an obsession with The Tudors and a love of history.
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:plus: CG has an obsession with The Tudors
Right now, I sort of do myself :chin:
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:plus: CG has an obsession with The Tudors
Right now, I sort of do myself :chin:
Gee, I wonder why :smarty:
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I'm not fat. Only fat women are fat. ::)
You're technically obese. Don't deny it.
Fat cunt. :orly:
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:plus: CG has an obsession with The Tudors
Right now, I sort of do myself :chin:
Gee, I wonder why :smarty:
Methinks Soph wants to re-enact Henry VIII's practice of having 8 wives :orly:
Thanks for the Karma CG and :plus: because I used to be obsessed with the tudors and to some degree still am :green:
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And I am a nerd about the Plantagenets, Eleanor and Henry II particularly.
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:plus: CG has an obsession with The Tudors
Right now, I sort of do myself :chin:
Gee, I wonder why :smarty:
Methinks Soph wants to re-enact Henry VIII's practice of having 8 wives :orly:
Thanks for the Karma CG and :plus: because I used to be obsessed with the tudors and to some degree still am :green:
Henry VIII had only six wives, not eight.
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:plus: CG has an obsession with The Tudors
Right now, I sort of do myself :chin:
Gee, I wonder why :smarty:
Methinks Soph wants to re-enact Henry VIII's practice of having 8 wives :orly:
Thanks for the Karma CG and :plus: because I used to be obsessed with the tudors and to some degree still am :green:
Henry VIII had only six wives, not eight.
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Where the hell did I get 8 from, I know its 6 :duh:
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You said 8 because he's the eighth - a lot of people do that
I am studying Tudors at uni this year
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You said 8 because he's the eighth - a lot of people do that
I am studying Tudors at uni this year
Thing is I pretty much had an obsession with the tudors there is no excuse for that moment of stupidity :duh:
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Nah I do it myself sometimes
I dunno why it's 8. Other than the 8 in Henry VIII lol
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You said 8 because he's the eighth - a lot of people do that
I am studying Tudors at uni this year
Thing is I pretty much had an obsession with the tudors there is no excuse for that moment of stupidity :duh:
You're such an asspie. Beating yourself up over a fact that you felt you should have known. Made me giggle. :laugh:
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Divorced
Beheaded
Died
Divorced
Beheaded
Survived
Catherine of Aragon
Ann Boleyn
Jane Seymour
Anne of Cleaves
Catherine Howard
Catheine Parr
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You said 8 because he's the eighth - a lot of people do that
I am studying Tudors at uni this year
Thing is I pretty much had an obsession with the tudors there is no excuse for that moment of stupidity :duh:
You're such an asspie. Beating yourself up over a fact that you felt you should have known. Made me giggle. :laugh:
Its embarrasing when you just said you're a history nerd and then you just make such a obivous mistake lol :duh:
Glad you got a laugh out of it though :laugh:
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I can understand the confusion, Henry VIII, Squiddy's tentacles, huge amount of wives, number of inches Judy think's his dong is......
It's all summed up there.
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This history shit is boring me. :thumbdn: I wish I had a girlfriend so that I wouldn't be so lonely and have someone to not disappoint. Life is a joke.
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This history shit is boring me. :thumbdn: I wish I had a girlfriend so that I wouldn't be so lonely and have someone to not disappoint. Life is a joke.
(http://www.thedailygreen.com/cm/thedailygreen/images/emo-catdog.jpg)
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This history shit is boring me. :thumbdn: I wish I had a girlfriend so that I wouldn't be so lonely and have someone to not disappoint. Life is a joke.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut5A_r5iiOg
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Great, I get shot with stupid, unfunny memes. Doesn't phase me one bit. I'm more offended by the sight of attractive women in real life and how they are unattainable for me. And that emo cat has more friend(s) than I will ever have.
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Great, I get shot with stupid, unfunny memes. Doesn't phase me one bit. I'm more offended by the sight of attractive women in real life and how they are unattainable for me. And that emo cat has more friend(s) than I will ever have.
Dude, what you put out into the world is what you get back. You've got so much negativity around you that it turns people off. If you want something positive, then you have to have some positivity yourself. Work on that first.
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Fucking damn right^
Great, I get shot with stupid, unfunny memes.
Says you. All you ever post is stupid unfunny and lame attempts at trolling or whining about not having a gf etc etc (yes I know I do that too but my whining about women is not meant to be taken seriously - yours seems to be)
Just fucking shut up and get over it man. You're hardly the first aspie in thee world who can't get laid with attractive women
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This history shit is boring me. :thumbdn: I wish I had a girlfriend so that I wouldn't be so lonely and have someone to not disappoint. Life is a joke.
I think you have 2 different reasons for a girlfriend and neither one is a good enough reason for a relationship.
I wish I had a girlfriend so I wouldn't be so lonely = it's all about me, babe. Well, in the end we are the most important person to ourselves. No one else is guaranteed to be with us through thick and thin and with us at the end of our life. But you want someone in the meantime for you, normal and human selfishness. It may be normal, but it's not a good reason.
and have someone not to disappoint = an impossibility. You can't surrender yourself to this person without deserting yourself and giving up your innate selfishness. How can you make her happy if it's something that you don't want to or can't do? Anyone who wants you to change for the wrong reasons isn't the one for you. Right reason is improve your skills so you can get a job and support a family. Wrong reason is improve your skills so you can buy her things. Subtle difference, but one is more likely to give you long term happiness.
Listen, I understand you want a relationship now. Work on figuring yourself out. What's important to you now vs. what's likely to be important to you in the future. If you'll want a family in the future, then don't go looking for a date at a bar. See if there is a class in human relationships or some similar topic in college. Take it to see what you can learn from the class and the professor. Check out some relationship books from the library. I don't always agree with Laura Schleshinger, but her 10 Stupid Things Men Do To Mess Up Their lives is a must read. Don't beat yourself up if you make a social blunder, just learn from it and go on. And an apology can sometimes help mend a situation gone bad.
See if someone can give you the names of some movies to watch analytically to see what people do right and wrong in beginning a relationship. Shallow Hal is one of my favorites. Get out there in a nice sort of way. Volunteer at an animal shelter, or something similar.
Look at some men's fashion magazines, even websites for mens wear. You may not be able to afford the exact clothes, but if you notice that a lot of the clothes are pullover V-neck sweaters, then get one or 2 from the thrift store. Don't go round in ratty clothes. Dress for the type of woman you'd like to attract, after all we dress for the man we'd like to attract. Make sure your grooming is top notch every day.
Quit being so defensive and almost obnoxious. I find that when I'm nervous or anxious I sometimes get a bit obnoxious and I realized that's a pattern that was one of my bigger problems when I was younger.
Well, I've preached enough. As they say in 12 Step Programs, take what you need and leave the rest.
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Avoid 'When Harry Met Sally' at all costs. It's a piece of shit.
I would even prefer the golf to that one.
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Fucking damn right^
Great, I get shot with stupid, unfunny memes.
Says you. All you ever post is stupid unfunny and lame attempts at trolling or whining about not having a gf etc etc (yes I know I do that too but my whining about women is not meant to be taken seriously - yours seems to be)
Just fucking shut up and get over it man. You're hardly the first aspie in thee world who can't get laid with attractive women
:thumbup:
Barely anyone likes Pentagram mostly due to his shit personality. And bent tooth. Maybe he stopped being an annoying whiny cunt and sorted out his teeth, maybe things would be different.
People bullied him in school because he was such an annoying cunt, I presume. :zoinks:
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Fucking damn right^
Great, I get shot with stupid, unfunny memes.
Says you. All you ever post is stupid unfunny and lame attempts at trolling or whining about not having a gf etc etc (yes I know I do that too but my whining about women is not meant to be taken seriously - yours seems to be)
Just fucking shut up and get over it man. You're hardly the first aspie in thee world who can't get laid with attractive women
:thumbup:
Barely anyone likes Pentagram mostly due to his shit personality. And bent tooth. Maybe he stopped being an annoying whiny cunt and sorted out his teeth, maybe things would be different.
People bullied him in school because he was such an annoying cunt, I presume. :zoinks:
Well, at least he isn't as bad as razorturd. ;D
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Fucking damn right^
Great, I get shot with stupid, unfunny memes.
Says you. All you ever post is stupid unfunny and lame attempts at trolling or whining about not having a gf etc etc (yes I know I do that too but my whining about women is not meant to be taken seriously - yours seems to be)
Just fucking shut up and get over it man. You're hardly the first aspie in thee world who can't get laid with attractive women
:thumbup:
Barely anyone likes Pentagram mostly due to his shit personality. And bent tooth. Maybe he stopped being an annoying whiny cunt and sorted out his teeth, maybe things would be different.
People bullied him in school because he was such an annoying cunt, I presume. :zoinks:
Yeah, no one cares about the fact that I got emotionally abused and neglected when I was a child, and I was practically isolated from the rest of the world up until age of 17, the same fucking age I finally learned how to tie my shoes, and finding out what this "autism" thing was really all about. Yes, I was bullied at school, I acted like a total jackass at school, constantly disrupting class, but I didn't know any better and I wanted attention. Even now, I'm still like that, doing just about anything for attention, good or bad, even though I do my best to restrain it IRL. But on the Internet, it's just too tempting to just... I dunno, just act like me, and I just so happen to be a fucking retard who doesn't know shit outside of what I am obsessed with.
It's just GREAT to be "me", you know. ::) Just some fat, lazy, angry, depressed, immature, pathetic, lonely, autistic, CLUELESS retard who was literally dropped into the Middle Tennessee, USA part of the real world with only a GED and a desktop computer and has little to no motivation to do anything, let alone learn some damn social skills or get some actual interests.
And Shleed, I think the reason that I appear to be hateful on the Internets is because smug little bastards (who has it a lot better than I ever will) like you, dtx, Pikajedi, Sir_Les_Patterson, DFG, and others, constantly roam around and kick me while I am down, laughing at me and my failures, most of which were NOT my fault. Maybe it is my fault. Because I'm not a smug little bastard like yourself, I'm not SWIMMING in good fortune!
And Rage, go screw yourself for de-karma-ing me, you asshole. :grrr:
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Fucking damn right^
Great, I get shot with stupid, unfunny memes.
Says you. All you ever post is stupid unfunny and lame attempts at trolling or whining about not having a gf etc etc (yes I know I do that too but my whining about women is not meant to be taken seriously - yours seems to be)
Just fucking shut up and get over it man. You're hardly the first aspie in thee world who can't get laid with attractive women
:thumbup:
Barely anyone likes Pentagram mostly due to his shit personality. And bent tooth. Maybe he stopped being an annoying whiny cunt and sorted out his teeth, maybe things would be different.
People bullied him in school because he was such an annoying cunt, I presume. :zoinks:
Yeah, no one cares about the fact that I got emotionally abused and neglected when I was a child, and I was practically isolated from the rest of the world up until age of 17, the same fucking age I finally learned how to tie my shoes, and finding out what this "autism" thing was really all about. Yes, I was bullied at school, I acted like a total jackass at school, constantly disrupting class, but I didn't know any better and I wanted attention. Even now, I'm still like that, doing just about anything for attention, good or bad, even though I do my best to restrain it IRL. But on the Internet, it's just too tempting to just... I dunno, just act like me, and I just so happen to be a fucking retard who doesn't know shit outside of what I am obsessed with.
It's just GREAT to be "me", you know. ::) Just some fat, lazy, angry, depressed, immature, pathetic, lonely, autistic, CLUELESS retard who was literally dropped into the Middle Tennessee, USA part of the real world with only a GED and a desktop computer and has little to no motivation to do anything, let alone learn some damn social skills or get some actual interests.
And Shleed, I think the reason that I appear to be hateful on the Internets is because smug little bastards (who has it a lot better than I ever will) like you, dtx, Pikajedi, Sir_Les_Patterson, DFG, and others, constantly roam around and kick me while I am down, laughing at me and my failures, most of which were NOT my fault. Maybe it is my fault. Because I'm not a smug little bastard like yourself, I'm not SWIMMING in good fortune!
And Rage, go screw yourself for de-karma-ing me, you asshole. :grrr:
See the problem is, Judy, is that you are no different to all the rest of the spazzes here - except for the fact you keep whining about why you don't get this or that because of blah-de-blah. Look at Soph for example. He whines alot, but none of it is serious. If it was, he'd be the first to tell you and he'd be in deeper shit. I'm a whiner as well, but did I let it get so that I'd give everything up? No, I ate crow, decided it wasn't worth all the bullshit and fought back. What you have to do is get out there, stop being a wuss and be a MAN! Don't just fucking whine all the time, and be a loser, do something about it.
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Barely anyone likes Pentagram mostly due to his shit personality. And bent tooth. Maybe he stopped being an annoying whiny cunt and sorted out his teeth, maybe things would be different.
People bullied him in school because he was such an annoying cunt, I presume. :zoinks:
I got my teeth sorted a few years ago and I don't think it made people like me more. But it gave me more confidence to actually smile at people I think.
I don't think you have a shit personality, Mudkipz. But going out and doing things like college for example would help you, I think. Give you a sense of purpose.
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Great, I get shot with stupid, unfunny memes.
aww you just need a smile.
Hows this one?
(http://archive.easymodo.net/board/jp/thumb/0021/95/1236390718702s.jpg)
:zoinks:
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I de karma'd you for being a cunt, duke. Quit whining and man up. Remember our little talks?
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Great, I get shot with stupid, unfunny memes.
aww you just need a smile.
Hows this one?
(http://archive.easymodo.net/board/jp/thumb/0021/95/1236390718702s.jpg)
:zoinks:
That made me laugh. :laugh:
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Great, I get shot with stupid, unfunny memes.
aww you just need a smile.
Hows this one?
(http://archive.easymodo.net/board/jp/thumb/0021/95/1236390718702s.jpg)
:zoinks:
That made me laugh. :laugh:
Good, Now stay positive because whining is really really unnattractive :2thumbsup:
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By whining, I become what I despise, the losers who whine over stupid shit over on the "other" aspie forums. Maybe I need to stay positive. I have been trying to take a walk at least a mile a day, every day, to lose some weight. Today looks to be a cold, but nice day to take a walk. Really, I need to build my stamina back up for next January when I have to take the bus to go to community college.
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By whining, I become what I despise, the losers who whine over stupid shit over on the "other" aspie forums. Maybe I need to stay positive. I have been trying to take a walk at least a mile a day, every day, to lose some weight. Today looks to be a cold, but nice day to take a walk. Really, I need to build my stamina back up for next January when I have to take the bus to go to community college.
Daily walking is a great start. It might raise your spirits too. Exercise can do that. I need to resume walking myself. :viking:
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By whining, I become what I despise, the losers who whine over stupid shit over on the "other" aspie forums. Maybe I need to stay positive. I have been trying to take a walk at least a mile a day, every day, to lose some weight. Today looks to be a cold, but nice day to take a walk. Really, I need to build my stamina back up for next January when I have to take the bus to go to community college.
I think that's an excellent start!!! You will find that regular exercise releases good chemicals in the body. Plus, there's a bit of a boost mentally when you know you got out and did something. Then when you're inside on the computer or working on an obsession or something, you'll enjoy it more. :)
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Attaboy, duke. I knew you weren't a pussy. :thumbup:
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By whining, I become what I despise, the losers who whine over stupid shit over on the "other" aspie forums. Maybe I need to stay positive. I have been trying to take a walk at least a mile a day, every day, to lose some weight. Today looks to be a cold, but nice day to take a walk. Really, I need to build my stamina back up for next January when I have to take the bus to go to community college.
Brilliant, thats an excellent start! :plus:
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Fucking damn right^
Great, I get shot with stupid, unfunny memes.
Says you. All you ever post is stupid unfunny and lame attempts at trolling or whining about not having a gf etc etc (yes I know I do that too but my whining about women is not meant to be taken seriously - yours seems to be)
Just fucking shut up and get over it man. You're hardly the first aspie in thee world who can't get laid with attractive women
:thumbup:
Barely anyone likes Pentagram mostly due to his shit personality. And bent tooth. Maybe he stopped being an annoying whiny cunt and sorted out his teeth, maybe things would be different.
People bullied him in school because he was such an annoying cunt, I presume. :zoinks:
Yeah, no one cares about the fact that I got emotionally abused and neglected when I was a child, and I was practically isolated from the rest of the world up until age of 17, the same fucking age I finally learned how to tie my shoes, and finding out what this "autism" thing was really all about. Yes, I was bullied at school, I acted like a total jackass at school, constantly disrupting class, but I didn't know any better and I wanted attention. Even now, I'm still like that, doing just about anything for attention, good or bad, even though I do my best to restrain it IRL. But on the Internet, it's just too tempting to just... I dunno, just act like me, and I just so happen to be a fucking retard who doesn't know shit outside of what I am obsessed with.
It's just GREAT to be "me", you know. ::) Just some fat, lazy, angry, depressed, immature, pathetic, lonely, autistic, CLUELESS retard who was literally dropped into the Middle Tennessee, USA part of the real world with only a GED and a desktop computer and has little to no motivation to do anything, let alone learn some damn social skills or get some actual interests.
And Shleed, I think the reason that I appear to be hateful on the Internets is because smug little bastards (who has it a lot better than I ever will) like you, dtx, Pikajedi, Sir_Les_Patterson, DFG, and others, constantly roam around and kick me while I am down, laughing at me and my failures, most of which were NOT my fault. Maybe it is my fault. Because I'm not a smug little bastard like yourself, I'm not SWIMMING in good fortune!
And Rage, go screw yourself for de-karma-ing me, you asshole. :grrr:
I have been bullied and socially isolated, the latter persists to this day somewhat. I even was stuck in a special school full of literal mongoloids and dribbers until I was 15, being starved of a proper education until I moved to secondary school.... and even then, that didn't go too well. :orly:
Unlike you, I don't whine about it or curse anyone who has an apparently better life than me. I don't even think of such things and in general don't bother with the envy of others. I only care about sorting out my life, whether it'll be good or not is determined by my own actions.
A lot of people here most likely had shit lives, so you can't say we have it better than you. Most of us just bothered our arses to improve ourselves, as wallowing in your own sorrow and blaming AS for everything will not get you far. If anything, It will just make you an unlikable hateful cunt.
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One thing that I learned, after many years (and still haven't mastered) is that if I continue to dwell on the past and the bad things then I am continuing to let other (bad) people run my life. I often say to myself, "That was then, this is now. Learn from it and go on." I examine what others have done to me and take the valid stuff into my life. I try to correct in me what I find is a truthful criticism from someone. The rest I let go.
Letting go is hard. I've written (unmailed) letters to people I haven't seen in years or are dead, detailing what they said or did, why it hurt me and what I'd like to do to them. I've written the bad things on slips of paper and thrown them into the water, tied them to balloons and let them go, burnt them. I've taken a rolled up newspaper and beat the side of a building, pretending that was the person. Sometimes it works, sometimes I have to repeat the exercise every so often. Slowly, but surely the need to do these things lessens. Just as I made the habit of reminding myself of the bad times, I am making the habit of dismissing the bad messages and people.
One of the things that has helped is Intensity Squared. I was afraid to join because I'm not very good at verbal sparring. I was afraid I couldn't make the bar. That's why I'm Weakling. Anyway, I find that making thoughtful posts (and some naughty ones too) has helped me be a more confident-in-myself person. And your responses have made me know I'm a pretty decent person, not the short, fat girl in glasses and suede boots in summertime that everyone made fun of. So thanks to everyone.
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I wondered why you call yourself Weakling. The name doesn't really suit you as you are far from a weakling. Maybe you will have to do a Soph and change your name?
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I wondered why you call yourself Weakling. The name doesn't really suit you as you are far from a weakling. Maybe you will have to do a Soph and change your name?
I've wondered the same thing mysellf.
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Reverse psychology. Call yourself something that you are not, and it shows how tough you actually are.
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It was a bit of a bad time in my life and it was just the word that popped into my head.
What do ya'll think about me changing my name to Queen Victoria?
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It was a bit of a bad time in my life and it was just the word that popped into my head.
What do ya'll think about me changing my name to Queen Victoria?
Smashing idea, Your Majesty! :toporly:
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It was a bit of a bad time in my life and it was just the word that popped into my head.
What do ya'll think about me changing my name to Queen Victoria?
Smashing idea, Your Majesty! :toporly:
Agreed :toporly:
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Then your custom title could be shortened to "Ruler of Aspie Universe," to avoid redundancy! :nerd!:
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Nice one, Your Majesty.
I was toying with the idea of changing mine to Wee Man, but thought it may be a pissy one at that. :green:
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Nice one, Your Majesty.
I was toying with the idea of changing mine to Wee Man, but thought it may be a pissy one at that. :green:
:oneliner:
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Nice one, Your Majesty.
I was toying with the idea of changing mine to Wee Man, but thought it may be a pissy one at that. :green:
:oneliner:
Thank you, Thank you.
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Well, I'm going to have to be Weakling a bit longer because I can't remember my password to change my info.
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Well, I'm going to have to be Weakling a bit longer because I can't remember my password to change my info.
Profile====> Account Related Settings=====> Name.
Then Change Profile down the bottom.
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Well, I'm going to have to be Weakling a bit longer because I can't remember my password to change my info.
Profile====> Account Related Settings=====> Name.
Then Change Profile down the bottom.
It still says that for security reasons my password is needed.
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It was a bit of a bad time in my life and it was just the word that popped into my head.
What do ya'll think about me changing my name to Queen Victoria?
I think Queen Victoria suits you much better :2thumbsup: :2thumbsup: :2thumbsup:
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It was a bit of a bad time in my life and it was just the word that popped into my head.
What do ya'll think about me changing my name to Queen Victoria?
I think Queen Victoria suits you much better :2thumbsup: :2thumbsup: :2thumbsup:
:agreed: One of the admins will help you, or maybe you can get an automatic new password. :orly:
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How do you log in without password?
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How do you log in without password?
Maybe she has her account permanently logged in, like I do.
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Didn't know that was an option, but yes, that would explain it if the case.
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I usually just stay logged in, but I also have my password memorized. :thumbup:
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Stupid me. I was trying to enter some passwords I use on other stuff in the choose password section. Then I figured out where I should be entering it and then I still kept on entering the same passwords, not realizing it was my password to get on Intensity. All is right with the world and my empire now.
Boy, I'm thinking of setting up a Regency if I can't do better than this.
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Stupid me. I was trying to enter some passwords I use on other stuff in the choose password section. Then I figured out where I should be entering it and then I still kept on entering the same passwords, not realizing it was my password to get on Intensity. All is right with the world and my empire now.
Boy, I'm thinking of setting up a Regency if I can't do better than this.
Now just get Callaway to shorten your Custom Title, and everything will fit in perfectly.
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Long live the Queen! :queenie:
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Stupid me. I was trying to enter some passwords I use on other stuff in the choose password section. Then I figured out where I should be entering it and then I still kept on entering the same passwords, not realizing it was my password to get on Intensity. All is right with the world and my empire now.
Boy, I'm thinking of setting up a Regency if I can't do better than this.
Now just get Callaway to shorten your Custom Title, and everything will fit in perfectly.
Done. (I learn new ways of being stupid every day. And new ways to do things too.)
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Do we get to sacrifice a virgin in honor of my new name?
Just asking.
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Do we get to sacrifice a virgin in honor of my new name?
Just asking.
Errr, let me check the protocol... :runaway:
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You can sacrifice me if you like. Just don't make it painful
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Long live the Queen! :queenie:
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I am a Republican. I despise the monarchy and think we should abolish it
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Do we get to sacrifice a virgin in honor of my new name?
Just asking.
As I'm the resident Pagan here, I'll see what I can drum up (heh, drum up).
Don't think it'll be Pentagram, though. :lol:
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I am a Republican. I despise the monarchy and think we should abolish it
But not here. Here, we love our Monarch and wish her a long and prosperous reign! :viking:
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I am a Republican.
Lol.
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Do we get to sacrifice a virgin in honor of my new name?
Just asking.
How about 3?
And I know just who we can use..... :zoinks:
(http://languageisavirus.com/jonas-brothers/photos/jonas-brothers/jonas-brothers.jpg)
:squiddy:
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Do we get to sacrifice a virgin in honor of my new name?
Just asking.
How about 3?
And I know just who we can use..... :zoinks:
(http://languageisavirus.com/jonas-brothers/photos/jonas-brothers/jonas-brothers.jpg)
:squiddy:
At least one of them is disqualified, due to his recent marriage! :orly:
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Do we get to sacrifice a virgin in honor of my new name?
Just asking.
How about 3?
And I know just who we can use..... :zoinks:
(http://languageisavirus.com/jonas-brothers/photos/jonas-brothers/jonas-brothers.jpg)
:squiddy:
At least one of them is disqualified, due to his recent marriage! :orly:
Damn we need to find a third virgin.....
Oh Razorbeard....... :zoinks:
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Throw in Justin Bieber for good measure.
For the longest time I didn't know how old he was. And I kept mis-hearing his name as Justin Beaver. This led to a lot of misunderstandings with the Princess Royal over whether she could listen to his music.
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Throw in Justin Bieber for good measure.
For the longest time I didn't know how old he was. And I kept mis-hearing his name as Justin Beaver. This led to a lot of misunderstandings with the Princess Royal over whether she could listen to his music.
And memories of the Naked Gun when Frank Drebin said 'nice beaver', I'll bet.....
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Throw in Justin Bieber...
:puke:
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Throw in Justin Bieber...
:puke:
Its ok we're planning to murder him brutally , not listen to his music. :orly:
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He looks like a girl trying to be transgender.
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too slow, butterflies :autism:
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Peeps on the Internet always tell me that I will be a virgin for life, that I will never have sex and will die alone, as if THEY were Nostradomous or something. Who else has heard this BULLSHIT?
They are right
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(http://smokingtranny.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/2-1.jpg)
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Peeps on the Internet always tell me that I will be a virgin for life, that I will never have sex and will die alone, as if THEY were Nostradomous or something. Who else has heard this BULLSHIT?
They are right
They are wrong!