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Title: Coffee thread.
Post by: McGiver on April 11, 2013, 07:29:26 AM
This is the thread where you tell us each time you are drinking coffee.
Post whores welcome, but tea drinkers are not.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: McGiver on April 11, 2013, 07:30:34 AM
S shot, white mocha. 100 degrees (f)
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Post by: TheoK on April 11, 2013, 10:45:14 AM
I'm just about to brew some strong Kenyan coffee or coffeum Kenyensem coquo as a Roman would (probably) say  8)
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Post by: Queen Victoria on April 11, 2013, 10:47:10 AM
Coffee and cream
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Post by: RageBeoulve on April 11, 2013, 10:54:16 AM
Coffee. Big cup. Black as a nigger.
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 11, 2013, 10:58:22 AM
  I'm drinking old workplace coffee that I hoarded in a juice bottle.  :autism:
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Post by: RageBeoulve on April 11, 2013, 11:00:41 AM
I don't put shit in my coffee. It takes up room that could be taken up by liquid rocket fuel. Fuk dat shit
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 11, 2013, 11:14:44 AM
I don't put shit in my coffee. It takes up room that could be taken up by liquid rocket fuel. Fuk dat shit

  Shit does not belong in coffee anyway, young man.  We have plumbing for that.  :thumbup:
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Post by: Queen Victoria on April 11, 2013, 11:17:40 AM
Wusses use coffee sleeves.
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Post by: RageBeoulve on April 11, 2013, 11:18:48 AM
Wusses use coffee sleeves.

Me old mom gifted it to me. I use it with pride. What? *rolls up sleeves*
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 11, 2013, 11:19:26 AM
Wusses use coffee sleeves.

  :lol1:   Her Majesty is feeling badass today!
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Post by: TheoK on April 11, 2013, 11:19:54 AM
You should drink coffee out of a cup or something  :autism:
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 11, 2013, 11:20:31 AM
Wusses use coffee sleeves.

Me old mom gifted it to me. I use it with pride. What? *rolls up sleeves*

  *diplomatically wobbles over :cbc: and parks in between QV and Rage*
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Post by: Queen Victoria on April 11, 2013, 11:24:30 AM
Wusses use coffee sleeves.

Me old mom gifted it to me. I use it with pride. What? *rolls up sleeves*

  *diplomatically wobbles over :cbc: and parks in between QV and Rage*

Oh yeah?  Your mom wears army boots.

don't worry Lady Weeble, my scepter gives me a 1 foot reach over him.
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Post by: RageBeoulve on April 11, 2013, 11:28:50 AM
Wusses use coffee sleeves.

Me old mom gifted it to me. I use it with pride. What? *rolls up sleeves*

  *diplomatically wobbles over :cbc: and parks in between QV and Rage*

Oh yeah?  Your mom wears army boots.

don't worry Lady Weeble, my scepter gives me a 1 foot reach over him.

THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY? Mmmmmmmmghhhh....

(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSsr_R7ZDu85ljyV0pp8KThSpQDLdvYoPTyfy0O5WLpcuBBVkE79Q)

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRCrxagRF_zAKp1GsplCRLd4MxBMKlzYCapEs7pI5JkT2kPJaIi)

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Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 11, 2013, 11:32:46 AM
  You're going to have to clean that up, you know.  That nuclear stuff, I mean.  :P
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Post by: RageBeoulve on April 11, 2013, 11:48:10 AM
You guys are lucky thats all it was. Don't push me....
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Post by: Queen Victoria on April 11, 2013, 01:54:35 PM
  You're going to have to clean that up, you know.  That nuclear stuff, I mean.  :P

I suspect that's Part's heaven.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Queen Victoria on April 11, 2013, 01:55:51 PM
You guys are lucky thats all it was. Don't push me....

Don't worry, we're too short to push anyone.  Tripping them, well that's more our thing.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Queen Victoria on April 11, 2013, 01:56:54 PM
Coffee with chicory is mighty good.
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Post by: RageBeoulve on April 11, 2013, 01:58:46 PM
You guys are lucky thats all it was. Don't push me....

Don't worry, we're too short to push anyone.  Tripping them, well that's more our thing.

Rofl. :laugh:
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Post by: Queen Victoria on April 11, 2013, 02:00:49 PM
You guys are lucky thats all it was. Don't push me....

Don't worry, we're too short to push anyone.  Tripping them, well that's more our thing.

Rofl. :laugh:

Quick, he's on the floor.  Get the handcuffs. 
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: McGiver on April 11, 2013, 02:03:38 PM
I'm just about to brew some strong Kenyan coffee or coffeum Kenyensem coquo as a Roman would (probably) say  8)
they say: once you have black, you never go back.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 11, 2013, 02:18:04 PM
You guys are lucky thats all it was. Don't push me....

Don't worry, we're too short to push anyone.  Tripping them, well that's more our thing.

Rofl. :laugh:

Quick, he's on the floor.  Get the handcuffs.

  Here I am, Your Majesty! :cbc:  *wobbles over and cuffs the Rage*
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Queen Victoria on April 11, 2013, 03:59:02 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b6/Cafe_au_Lait_and_Beignets_New_Orleans.jpg/220px-Cafe_au_Lait_and_Beignets_New_Orleans.jpg)

Good, now let's feed him some cafe-au-lait and beignets.
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Post by: odeon on April 11, 2013, 10:55:47 PM
Black, wonderful coffee.
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 11, 2013, 11:49:37 PM
Black, wonderful coffee.

  Yes.  Sometimes I bite my lip and it tastes like the old black coffee I drank earlier.   :yarly:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: McGiver on April 12, 2013, 07:12:08 AM
Time for my morning wake up call. Six shots espresso, white mocha powder mix and a bit of milk.
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 12, 2013, 10:20:03 AM
  I'm drinking leftover coffee from work. :coffee:  It's old, but it's free!
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Post by: RageBeoulve on April 12, 2013, 10:32:09 AM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b6/Cafe_au_Lait_and_Beignets_New_Orleans.jpg/220px-Cafe_au_Lait_and_Beignets_New_Orleans.jpg)

Good, now let's feed him some cafe-au-lait and beignets.

(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSRQn2zHTslDVFZat9D9_JixC4rFF_9xAUczAP84utyXYvV3CXs)
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Post by: Icequeen on April 12, 2013, 11:20:47 AM
Coffee with chicory is mighty good.

Need to try that.

Had 2 cups so far today...it's not working.
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 13, 2013, 07:02:18 AM
  I am drinking old cold :coffee:  to try to get in gear!
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Post by: Icequeen on April 13, 2013, 07:20:41 AM
Drinking it now. :coffee:
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Post by: McGiver on April 13, 2013, 09:19:54 AM
Thinking of making in new brew.
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Post by: odeon on April 14, 2013, 01:38:47 AM
Enjoying my first cup of the day.
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 14, 2013, 05:16:42 AM
  Me too, and I'm bringing my juice bottle to work to steal some old coffee at the end of the day!  :thumbup:
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Post by: McGiver on April 14, 2013, 07:53:15 AM
I overslept today.  Gonna see if I can get through the day without coffee.  I usually get headaches if I don't have my caffeine.
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Post by: Icequeen on April 14, 2013, 07:56:17 AM
Just finished my first cup. :thumbup:
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Post by: odeon on April 14, 2013, 11:04:31 PM
Drinking my first one of the day.
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Post by: McGiver on April 15, 2013, 06:04:38 AM
Making my six shot espresso.

Yesterday was a failed experiment.  Last night I got the worst headache.
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Post by: Queen Victoria on April 15, 2013, 11:45:50 AM
Had my coffee. now steeping tea for my lunch beverage.
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 15, 2013, 04:50:54 PM
Making my six shot espresso.

Yesterday was a failed experiment.  Last night I got the worst headache.

  What was the experiment?  Were you drinking decaf?  :zombiefuck:
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Post by: Queen Victoria on April 15, 2013, 05:22:59 PM
Not right now, but about 7:30 I'll be having a cup of coffee made only the way recovering alcholics can make it.  Without whiskey.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: McGiver on April 15, 2013, 06:02:41 PM
Making my six shot espresso.

Yesterday was a failed experiment.  Last night I got the worst headache.

  What was the experiment?  Were you drinking decaf?  :zombiefuck:
i was trying to wean myself off caffeine and went without.
I love coffee so I think I was making excuses.  Truth is I have a head cold.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 15, 2013, 06:11:33 PM
Making my six shot espresso.

Yesterday was a failed experiment.  Last night I got the worst headache.

  What was the experiment?  Were you drinking decaf?  :zombiefuck:
i was trying to wean myself off caffeine and went without.
I love coffee so I think I was making excuses.  Truth is I have a head cold.

  If I go too long without caffeine, I get a mean little headache and I feel slightly nauseous.  :sick:
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Post by: odeon on April 15, 2013, 10:58:01 PM
Making my six shot espresso.

Yesterday was a failed experiment.  Last night I got the worst headache.

  What was the experiment?  Were you drinking decaf?  :zombiefuck:
i was trying to wean myself off caffeine and went without.
I love coffee so I think I was making excuses.  Truth is I have a head cold.

You, Sir, are a masochist.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on April 15, 2013, 10:58:40 PM
Drinking my first one of the day while browsing and posting. Nice.
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Post by: McGiver on April 16, 2013, 07:29:39 AM
Made my six shots.  Added the flavor.  Looking forward to that first sip.
Spill.

Crap.  Starting over.
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Post by: Icequeen on April 16, 2013, 07:35:47 AM
1st cup :coffee:
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Post by: McGiver on April 16, 2013, 07:45:30 AM
Finished.  Ah sweet bliss.
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Post by: odeon on April 16, 2013, 11:24:48 PM
On my second cup for today. Best there is.
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Post by: McGiver on April 17, 2013, 06:08:48 AM
Six shot white mocha one hundred degrees f.
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 17, 2013, 06:34:14 AM
  Free coffee from work will start my day right!   :viking:
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Post by: McGiver on April 17, 2013, 01:53:12 PM
Picking up my boy, sipping on a fancy coffee from a fancy shoppe. Pinky out!
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Post by: McGiver on April 18, 2013, 07:52:36 AM
Omg, this mornings coffee is orgasmic.
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Post by: bodie on April 18, 2013, 09:59:57 AM
Drinking tea

that is   TEA!


hehehehe you can't keep me out you fascist bastards
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Post by: Icequeen on April 18, 2013, 12:18:09 PM
2nd cup about 2 hours late.

It's been a busy day.
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Post by: McGiver on April 18, 2013, 01:34:13 PM
Drinking tea

that is   TEA!


hehehehe you can't keep me out you fascist bastards
bastard, yes. Fascist no.  Im a socialist.  I want everybody to enjoy coffee.
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Post by: RageBeoulve on April 18, 2013, 01:35:57 PM
Drinking tea

that is   TEA!


hehehehe you can't keep me out you fascist bastards
bastard, yes. Fascist no.  Im a socialist.  I want everybody to enjoy coffee.

That's cool as long as you don't try to force everyone to like it, or force them to take coffee how you do.  :zoinks: Right president fagface dingusbrain?

(http://lh3.ggpht.com/-25vGyqBKyio/UOWrGXdoPoI/AAAAAAAAv_0/_uWm4Z79kws/GayObama_thumb_thumb.jpg?imgmax=800)Thats right, Rage.
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Post by: bodie on April 18, 2013, 03:34:54 PM
More Tea?  anyone?

fancy a biscuit?
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Post by: odeon on April 18, 2013, 11:02:12 PM
Just finished my first cup of coffee for today.
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Post by: McGiver on April 19, 2013, 02:00:28 PM
Unsweetened, pure leaf, iced tea.

If you can't beat em, join em. :eyebrows:
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 19, 2013, 08:20:43 PM
More Tea?  anyone?

fancy a biscuit?

  I like biscuits, in both the British and American senses of the word!  :green:
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Post by: Queen Victoria on April 19, 2013, 08:23:03 PM
More Tea?  anyone?

fancy a biscuit?

  I like biscuits, in both the British and American senses of the word!  :green:

How about the Southern way where the buttocks are hanging from the daisy dukes?
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 19, 2013, 08:26:21 PM
More Tea?  anyone?

fancy a biscuit?

  I like biscuits, in both the British and American senses of the word!  :green:

How about the Southern way where the buttocks are hanging from the daisy dukes?

  We Weebles do not wear daisy dukes :cbc: and in fact we do not have buttocks.
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Post by: odeon on April 20, 2013, 01:41:38 AM
Unsweetened, pure leaf, iced tea.

If you can't beat em, join em. :eyebrows:

Traitor!

Coffee, black coffee!
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Post by: bodie on April 20, 2013, 06:16:07 AM
I did just have a milky coffee
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Post by: McGiver on April 20, 2013, 06:39:31 AM
Making my foo foo pinky out coffee drink now
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Post by: Icequeen on April 20, 2013, 08:04:00 AM
1st cup :coffee:.

No tea here.
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Post by: Icequeen on April 20, 2013, 11:21:59 AM
2nd cup :coffee:.
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Post by: McGiver on April 21, 2013, 07:17:10 AM
Morning coffee. Kitchen table.
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 21, 2013, 10:09:53 AM
  More, I need more! :coffee:  It's past noon and I am just starting to wake up.
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Post by: El-Presidente on April 21, 2013, 03:15:48 PM
More Tea?  anyone?

fancy a biscuit?

  I like biscuits, in both the British and American senses of the word!  :green:

How about the Southern way where the buttocks are hanging from the daisy dukes?

Daisy Dukes make me want to fap.
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Post by: Icequeen on April 24, 2013, 07:14:20 AM
:coffee:

  :yawn:...not working.
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Post by: TheoK on April 24, 2013, 07:19:09 AM
Nunc  8)
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Post by: El-Presidente on April 24, 2013, 10:21:49 AM
Nunc  8)

Why are you always posting in Latin?
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Post by: TheoK on April 24, 2013, 11:32:51 AM
Nunc  8)

Why are you always posting in Latin?

Latin is my obsession since a few months back  :laugh:
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Post by: El-Presidente on April 24, 2013, 12:22:46 PM
Nunc  8)

Why are you always posting in Latin?

Latin is my obsession since a few months back  :laugh:

Please start on Ancient Greek to annoy people.  :mischief:
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Post by: TheoK on April 24, 2013, 02:12:06 PM
I'm actually planning to do that too in due course of time  :viking:
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Post by: McGiver on April 24, 2013, 04:24:45 PM
What kind of coffee do they drink in Latin?
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 24, 2013, 06:56:01 PM
I'm actually planning to do that too in due course of time  :viking:

  Don't make me start posting in Middle English!  :P
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: McGiver on April 25, 2013, 03:21:21 PM
I had two cup fulls this morgen.
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 25, 2013, 04:18:58 PM
I had two cup fulls this morgen.

  Two cups of :coffee:  = a very guten morgen!
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 25, 2013, 04:20:00 PM
  I have to bring my empty juice bottle to work tomorrow so I can take home leftover coffee!  :ninja:
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Post by: McGiver on April 25, 2013, 04:53:49 PM
  I have to bring my empty juice bottle to work tomorrow so I can take home leftover coffee!  :ninja:
is that stealing?
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 25, 2013, 04:57:57 PM
  I have to bring my empty juice bottle to work tomorrow so I can take home leftover coffee!  :ninja:
is that stealing?

  No, I take the old coffee that would otherwise be poured down the drain.  :angel:
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Post by: odeon on April 27, 2013, 06:07:08 AM
I'm actually planning to do that too in due course of time  :viking:

  Don't make me start posting in Middle English!  :P

Please do. I'd love that.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: TheoK on April 27, 2013, 07:46:51 AM
It's like a mix of German and old Swedish or Norse:

"Caffig is drinca þe is geworht of þǣm ahyrstedan sǣde caffigplantan (Coffea canephora and Coffea arabica sind oftost gesett). Þēah þe his bēana sind oftost tō drincan gewenda, hit biþ ēac nytlic in birgung sƿōtǣtes and ȝeƿealdenǣtes. Cāf menn brūcan þæs sǣd self sƿā ȝeƿealdenǣt, oft ymbhammen mid ċeocōlāte."

Caffig (https://ang.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caffig)
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Post by: odeon on April 28, 2013, 10:45:23 PM
Coffee. Wonderful black coffee. Life-saving, caressing, nurturing black coffee.
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Post by: Queen Victoria on April 28, 2013, 10:55:09 PM
Not exactly the coffee expected in this thread, but

In the last century an attractive fair-complection African could pass for white with some assistance.   When my father would see an attractive "high yella,"  he would say that that is the way he likes his cofee black with some cream.  I always thought that was dsrespectful, but I didn't bring my discomfort up. 

One day we were driving in Downtown when I saw a magnificent, tall, muscular, coal black man.  Out of my mouth poppedm
"That's the way I like my coffee, strong and black."  My father never made another comment about "High Yallers" again.
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Post by: odeon on April 28, 2013, 11:13:58 PM
:laugh:
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Post by: RageBeoulve on April 29, 2013, 08:19:04 AM
Black, strong coffee. Embrace darkness, and get a bunch of shit done. Drink the coffee till you start frowning involuntarily. Seize the day by the nutsack, and squeeze with all the strength in your being. Fucking do it now.
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Post by: McGiver on April 29, 2013, 08:47:15 AM
Coffee. Wonderful black coffee. Life-saving, caressing, nurturing black coffee.
jealous.  So damn jealous.
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 29, 2013, 05:37:19 PM
Coffee. Wonderful black coffee. Life-saving, caressing, nurturing black coffee.
jealous.  So damn jealous.

  I'll bet you have some coffee by now, right?  8)
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: McGiver on April 29, 2013, 05:46:53 PM
Yes I do.  Too late to drink it though.

I was so thrown out of my morning routine that I did not go to work this morning.  Well, I went down but quickly came home without the bacon.
  I went to the gym to work out.  Went and had another direct deposit account set up.  Ate lunch.  Bought coffee and deodorant.  And posted here.

I'm getting ready to make a turkey dinner.

Now you see why I like to work.  It's easier.
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 29, 2013, 05:59:04 PM
Yes I do.  Too late to drink it though.

I was so thrown out of my morning routine that I did not go to work this morning.  Well, I went down but quickly came home without the bacon.
  I went to the gym to work out.  Went and had another direct deposit account set up.  Ate lunch.  Bought coffee and deodorant.  And posted here.

I'm getting ready to make a turkey dinner.

Now you see why I like to work.  It's easier.

  Dude, you lost me there.  Why did you leave work withou the bacon?  Do you work at a butcher shop?  :tard:
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Post by: McGiver on April 29, 2013, 06:12:51 PM
Bacon is money. Bringing home the bacon!
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 29, 2013, 06:46:31 PM
Bacon is money. Bringing home the bacon!

  But you'll still get paid, right?  Even if you went home early you'll still get paid.  :thumbup:
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Post by: McGiver on April 29, 2013, 06:54:21 PM
No. 
I go to a dispatch hall and select the job I want to do that day.  I went down to the dispatch hall, and because I didn't drink my coffee, I opted not to take a job.

I get to work as much or as little as I want.  If I don't feel like working I just leave....but I don't get paid.

It's cool though, I just worked 12 days in a row.
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Post by: Queen Victoria on April 29, 2013, 10:21:42 PM
Uh, Rage, you'd better cut back.  The coffee is pouring out your ears.
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Post by: odeon on April 29, 2013, 10:52:29 PM
Having my first of the day. Ahhhh, it's good.
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Post by: McGiver on April 30, 2013, 06:18:22 AM
Ready for my day.
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Post by: odeon on May 01, 2013, 02:52:07 AM
About to get my second cup for today.
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Post by: McGiver on May 01, 2013, 07:44:01 PM
Black, strong coffee. Embrace darkness, and get a bunch of shit done. Drink the coffee till you start frowning involuntarily. Seize the day by the nutsack, and squeeze with all the strength in your being. Fucking do it now.
i imagine that is Richards dick.

Photoshop fun, anyone?
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Post by: odeon on May 02, 2013, 08:54:25 AM
No coffee for me today. Another reason why I have a headache.
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Post by: RageBeoulve on May 02, 2013, 10:16:43 AM
Black, strong coffee. Embrace darkness, and get a bunch of shit done. Drink the coffee till you start frowning involuntarily. Seize the day by the nutsack, and squeeze with all the strength in your being. Fucking do it now.
i imagine that is Richards dick.

Photoshop fun, anyone?
Dude I was actually drinking coffee when I read that, and you made it come out of my nose because I laughed. Dickface.  :(

Funny tho.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: RageBeoulve on May 02, 2013, 10:17:37 AM
Uh, Rage, you'd better cut back.  The coffee is pouring out your ears.

what mean this cutting back
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 02, 2013, 08:43:03 PM
Uh, Rage, you'd better cut back.  The coffee is pouring out your ears.

what mean this cutting back

  That's when you drink less, 'cause you are having palpitations and whatnot.  :spaz:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: RageBeoulve on May 03, 2013, 07:05:56 AM
Uh, Rage, you'd better cut back.  The coffee is pouring out your ears.

what mean this cutting back

  That's when you drink less, 'cause you are having palpitations and whatnot.  :spaz:

OH TO HELL WITH THAT! *veins*
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: McGiver on May 03, 2013, 07:11:34 AM
Coffee in my mouth.
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Post by: RageBeoulve on May 03, 2013, 07:25:20 AM
I also have coffee in my mouth. Are you asking for a coffee snowball?
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Post by: TheoK on May 03, 2013, 07:26:36 AM
Estne bonum coffeum? Est!  8)
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Post by: RageBeoulve on May 03, 2013, 07:27:28 AM
Hahaha. Scraps in trouble today. :green:
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Post by: TheoK on May 03, 2013, 07:29:22 AM
Cur?  ???
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Post by: RageBeoulve on May 03, 2013, 07:30:16 AM
Scrap hates gay innuendos. He's really homophobic. Haven't you noticed?
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Post by: TheoK on May 03, 2013, 07:32:17 AM
Non  :-\
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: RageBeoulve on May 03, 2013, 07:34:09 AM
Ah. Well now you know. A bunch of us have been pressuring him, trying to cure him of this obvious defect. And also because its really funny.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: lutra on May 03, 2013, 03:53:55 PM
Coffee? Caffeine? Isn't it, basically, a hard drug, I'm wondering, now.

Mmmm, albeit having the addictive gen.. yes, I have.. but but, I'm not addicted to caffeine. No.

One cup a day is okay.. two is many.. and none is fine also.

Much rather drink tea.. or cold water. Orange juice.

(my two sisters think coffee is evil, really.. and never 'touch' the stuff.. )

Um, thread-killing post, this?
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 03, 2013, 09:17:08 PM
Coffee? Caffeine? Isn't it, basically, a hard drug, I'm wondering, now.

Mmmm, albeit having the addictive gen.. yes, I have.. but but, I'm not addicted to caffeine. No.

One cup a day is okay.. two is many.. and none is fine also.

Much rather drink tea.. or cold water. Orange juice.

(my two sisters think coffee is evil, really.. and never 'touch' the stuff.. )

Um, thread-killing post, this?

  Don't worry, you can't kill this thread :coffee:  as long as there are so many coffee drinkers in the world!
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on May 04, 2013, 01:55:22 AM
Coffee. Wonderful, black coffee.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: McGiver on May 04, 2013, 06:36:28 AM
Many shots of liquid  wakie wake.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 04, 2013, 07:10:48 AM
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slhdp0mYoSs
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on May 04, 2013, 10:37:19 AM
I couldn't drink my usual three cups today. Stomach's still upset.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 04, 2013, 11:28:38 AM
I couldn't drink my usual three cups today. Stomach's still upset.

  At least you could have some, to stop the withdrawal.  Baby steps.  :hug:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on May 04, 2013, 03:58:38 PM
I couldn't drink my usual three cups today. Stomach's still upset.

  At least you could have some, to stop the withdrawal.  Baby steps.  :hug:

I'm really suffering. :bigcry:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 04, 2013, 04:25:18 PM
I couldn't drink my usual three cups today. Stomach's still upset.

  At least you could have some, to stop the withdrawal.  Baby steps.  :hug:

I'm really suffering. :bigcry:

  Here, sip this, a little at a time. :coffee:  Gradually you will feel better!
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on May 04, 2013, 04:29:08 PM
I couldn't drink my usual three cups today. Stomach's still upset.

  At least you could have some, to stop the withdrawal.  Baby steps.  :hug:

I'm really suffering. :bigcry:

  Here, sip this, a little at a time. :coffee:  Gradually you will feel better!

Thank you, thank you. /sips coffee
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 04, 2013, 04:39:29 PM
  This morning, I revived myself with coffee and  AC/DC!  :headbang2:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 04, 2013, 04:40:39 PM
  This evening I returned home from work with a bottle of old coffee that would just have been thrown out!  :thumbup:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on May 04, 2013, 04:48:23 PM
  This evening I returned home from work with a bottle of old coffee that would just have been thrown out!  :thumbup:

And you will start your day tomorrow with that old coffee?
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 04, 2013, 04:51:13 PM
  This evening I returned home from work with a bottle of old coffee that would just have been thrown out!  :thumbup:

And you will start your day tomorrow with that old coffee?

  You bet!  I will drink old, cold, even burned coffee to get my fix!  :viking:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on May 04, 2013, 04:57:59 PM
  This evening I returned home from work with a bottle of old coffee that would just have been thrown out!  :thumbup:

And you will start your day tomorrow with that old coffee?

  You bet!  I will drink old, cold, even burned coffee to get my fix!  :viking:

I'm one of those snobs who thinks coffee should taste good.

Not needing a coffee fix lately. Somehow there are times in my life that coffee is almost the only fluid I drink, and times that one good cup a week is enough.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: skyblue1 on May 04, 2013, 05:06:13 PM
  This evening I returned home from work with a bottle of old coffee that would just have been thrown out!  :thumbup:

And you will start your day tomorrow with that old coffee?

  You bet!  I will drink old, cold, even burned coffee to get my fix!  :viking:

I'm one of those snobs who thinks coffee should taste good.

Not needing a coffee fix lately. Somehow there are times in my life that coffee is almost the only fluid I drink, and times that one good cup a week is enough.
one cup a week....wow
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 04, 2013, 05:21:43 PM
  This evening I returned home from work with a bottle of old coffee that would just have been thrown out!  :thumbup:

And you will start your day tomorrow with that old coffee?

  You bet!  I will drink old, cold, even burned coffee to get my fix!  :viking:

I'm one of those snobs who thinks coffee should taste good.

Not needing a coffee fix lately. Somehow there are times in my life that coffee is almost the only fluid I drink, and times that one good cup a week is enough.
one cup a week....wow

  I know!  I wouldn't last a day without getting a mean little headache behind my eyes and feeling sick to my stomach!  :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: McGiver on May 05, 2013, 01:24:49 AM
I had too much coffee at noon. Now I can't sleep.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 05, 2013, 01:27:06 AM
I had too much coffee at noon. Now I can't sleep.

  Do you get restless leg syndrome?  It feels like   :lemur: :lemur:   lemurs in your femurs!
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: McGiver on May 05, 2013, 01:28:25 AM
No I eat banaas
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 05, 2013, 01:33:57 AM
No I eat banaas

  We're happy to help!   :luvnan:   That's why God made us!
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on May 05, 2013, 02:53:08 AM
About to drink my first cup of the day.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Icequeen on May 05, 2013, 07:52:11 AM
1st cup. :coffee:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: McGiver on May 05, 2013, 07:57:03 AM
Raises cup. "Cheers"
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Icequeen on May 06, 2013, 07:51:40 AM
:coffee:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: McGiver on May 06, 2013, 07:54:20 AM
:coffee:
ditto
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Queen Victoria on May 06, 2013, 08:47:50 AM
Coffee with some barely palatable non-dairy creamer in it.  I'm not supposed to have dairy, vitamins or supplements within 2 hours of taking the antibiotic.  I've become a clock watcher.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: RageBeoulve on May 06, 2013, 08:48:38 AM
 :coffee:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: TheoK on May 06, 2013, 08:53:39 AM
Estne coffeum bonum? Est! :toporly:

Coffeum (https://la.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coffeum)
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 06, 2013, 04:22:25 PM
  I have brought home some more old, burned coffee from work, to drink tomorrow morning!   :arrr:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on May 06, 2013, 11:15:32 PM
Why? Why? :GA:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: McGiver on May 07, 2013, 07:30:00 AM
Having one big cupful.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Icequeen on May 07, 2013, 08:04:39 AM
Had :coffee: isn't working.

Maybe I need some of that old burned shit the weeble's drinking. :zombiefuck:

Don't think I'm that :viking: though.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: TheoK on May 07, 2013, 08:34:38 AM
I drink coffee from Kenya - coffeum Kenyense bibo. It's not good for my stomach, but it's strong and wakes you up  :-\
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: McGiver on May 07, 2013, 09:05:40 AM
Has anybody had that coffee that they cull from cat shit?
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: TheoK on May 07, 2013, 09:08:50 AM
No, but it would be interesting to taste it. They say it tastes very good  :laugh:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Icequeen on May 07, 2013, 09:53:27 AM
Kopi Luwak, I want to try that stuff.

It's not cheap though, around $79 for a bag that makes approx. 12 cups at the catshitcoffee site.

http://catshitcoffee.com/ (http://catshitcoffee.com/)
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Icequeen on May 07, 2013, 09:56:56 AM
Cheaper on fleabay...you can get 1 oz.

Hmmm. :apondering:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 07, 2013, 05:52:49 PM
Why? Why? :GA:

  Because it's free, and it's caffeinated, and I'm not fussy!    :happydance:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 07, 2013, 05:54:10 PM
Had :coffee: isn't working.

Maybe I need some of that old burned shit the weeble's drinking. :zombiefuck:

Don't think I'm that :viking: though.

  Load it up with half-and-half, sugar if you like, and be  :viking:  and drink it down!
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: skyblue1 on May 07, 2013, 05:57:58 PM
I am enjoying my umpteenth cup today
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 07, 2013, 10:58:54 PM
I am enjoying my umpteenth cup today

  I used to drink umpteen cups a day, then I got a little too jittery!   :spaz:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on May 07, 2013, 11:05:15 PM
Having my second for today.

Too many cups cause my stomach to crash.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 07, 2013, 11:06:37 PM
Having my second for today.

Too many cups cause my stomach to crash.

  Is that usual for you, or are you still getting over the stomach flu?  :-\
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on May 07, 2013, 11:11:40 PM
Having my second for today.

Too many cups cause my stomach to crash.

  Is that usual for you, or are you still getting over the stomach flu?  :-\

It was more rare before, but now, after the flu, it will happen after three cups or so.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 07, 2013, 11:18:14 PM
Having my second for today.

Too many cups cause my stomach to crash.

  Is that usual for you, or are you still getting over the stomach flu?  :-\

It was more rare before, but now, after the flu, it will happen after three cups or so.

  Might be worth asking your doctor about this if it continues.  :apondering:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: McGiver on May 08, 2013, 06:21:37 AM
I am enjoying my umpteenth cup today
we have so much in common.

I'm just starting my day.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Icequeen on May 08, 2013, 07:13:36 AM
:coffee: 1st cup.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Icequeen on May 08, 2013, 03:42:42 PM
Need more, running out of steam. :P
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Queen Victoria on May 08, 2013, 10:07:11 PM
From someone's website

There's always something new to learn! According to the Farmer's Almanac, your coffee cup can help you predict the weather:

If the bubbles of coffee collect in the center of your cup, you can expect fair weather.
If they adhere to the cup, forming a ring, you should expect rain.
If they separate without assuming any fixed pattern, changeable weather should be on its way.

I don't think I'd ever noticed bubbles in my coffee cup, but when I read about it I started looking for them.  Sure enough,  there they were!  On  inclement days the bubbles headed for the sides of the cup, but on the nice days they did stay in the middle.

So, the coffee barometer worked.  But why?  The bubble's movement is caused by changes in humidity and air pressure.

Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: TheoK on May 09, 2013, 01:31:37 AM
Bibo  8)
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on May 09, 2013, 04:06:13 AM
Having my second for today.

Too many cups cause my stomach to crash.

  Is that usual for you, or are you still getting over the stomach flu?  :-\

It was more rare before, but now, after the flu, it will happen after three cups or so.

  Might be worth asking your doctor about this if it continues.  :apondering:

I'm sure things will even out, eventually. This is the short-term consequence of a nasty stomach bug.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on May 09, 2013, 04:07:59 AM
From someone's website

There's always something new to learn! According to the Farmer's Almanac, your coffee cup can help you predict the weather:

If the bubbles of coffee collect in the center of your cup, you can expect fair weather.
If they adhere to the cup, forming a ring, you should expect rain.
If they separate without assuming any fixed pattern, changeable weather should be on its way.

I don't think I'd ever noticed bubbles in my coffee cup, but when I read about it I started looking for them.  Sure enough,  there they were!  On  inclement days the bubbles headed for the sides of the cup, but on the nice days they did stay in the middle.

So, the coffee barometer worked.  But why?  The bubble's movement is caused by changes in humidity and air pressure.

Perfectly logical. The coffee needs to be relatively hot for that to work well, though.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on May 09, 2013, 03:08:26 PM
Yesterday I had about six cups I think, with no effect at all.
Today I did not dare drinking a cup in the afternoon, I knew it would make me tremble like a jackhammer.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on May 09, 2013, 03:32:10 PM
My percolator broke this morning.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Queen Victoria on May 09, 2013, 03:36:12 PM
My percolator broke this morning.

Percolator?   :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: TheoK on May 09, 2013, 03:38:09 PM
Making coffee in a percolator is  :viking:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on May 09, 2013, 03:43:22 PM
Did that for a while, but then went back to hand dripping.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Queen Victoria on May 09, 2013, 04:05:49 PM
Making coffee in a percolator is  :viking:

I see your  :viking: and raise you   :zombiefuck:  :zombiefuck:.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on May 09, 2013, 11:23:10 PM
Making coffee in a percolator is  :viking:

I see your  :viking: and raise you   :zombiefuck:  :zombiefuck:.

Luckily I had an old one to use in its place.  :voodoo: :voodoo: :voodoo:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: McGiver on May 10, 2013, 07:36:41 AM
Had one big cup.
Would like another.
That requires grinding beans first.
Feeling lazy.

"Honey, will you grind me...."


:10 minutes later:
Thanks for that, but I meant coffee.


She says, "do it yourself bitch. I'm taking a nap."
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Icequeen on May 10, 2013, 05:49:13 PM
Spilled my fucking coffee. :GA:

Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: BadgerTom on May 10, 2013, 06:16:05 PM
Lick it up then!

Hmmm caffiene infused goodness!

Time to burn the midnight oil methinks, kick back, have a ciggie and play Diablo3 whilst watching stargate and using I2
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on May 11, 2013, 01:44:45 AM
Had one big cup.
Would like another.
That requires grinding beans first.
Feeling lazy.

"Honey, will you grind me...."


:10 minutes later:
Thanks for that, but I meant coffee.


She says, "do it yourself bitch. I'm taking a nap."

Only 10 minutes? Shame.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: McGiver on May 11, 2013, 07:24:15 AM
I was ridden hard. Like I was in the Kentucky Derby.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Icequeen on May 11, 2013, 08:25:00 AM
:coffee:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Parts on May 11, 2013, 09:00:19 AM
On my third cup for the day
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: McGiver on May 11, 2013, 01:29:23 PM
Need some. Or nap.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: El-Presidente on May 11, 2013, 02:38:32 PM
I'd like to try a coffee enema. Refreshing!
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: McGiver on May 11, 2013, 06:59:22 PM
I'd like to try a coffee enema. Refreshing!
id like to give you one.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on May 11, 2013, 09:33:28 PM
I gotta get mine set up for tomorrow. I do have a new coffee maker all ready for my place, its still in the box!  :santa:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: McGiver on May 12, 2013, 06:08:53 AM
I gotta get mine set up for tomorrow. I do have a new coffee maker all ready for my place, its still in the box!  :santa:
merry Christmas.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on May 12, 2013, 08:04:53 AM
Coffee is the only drug I can do now. so sad
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on May 12, 2013, 03:12:13 PM
Have you given up every other drug?
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Gopher Gary on May 12, 2013, 04:48:04 PM
Have you given up every other drug?
i still sniff bath salts and huff spray paint.
 I'm cool tough.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 12, 2013, 04:51:36 PM
I was ridden hard. Like I was in the Kentucky Derby.

  This post does not belong in the Coffee Thread, please stay on topic.  :police:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Gopher Gary on May 12, 2013, 04:52:42 PM
I was ridden hard. Like I was in the Kentucky Derby.

  This post does not belong in the Coffee Thread, please stay on topic.  :police:
i suspect he was caffeine fueled and sex crazed, baby.

Let a man fuck!!!
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 12, 2013, 04:53:11 PM
  I need to drink some more of that free coffee I brought home from work!   :arrr:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Gopher Gary on May 12, 2013, 04:54:45 PM
  I need to three some more of that free coffee I brought home from work!   :arrr:
Aw yeah, baby. Count me in. :eyebrows:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 12, 2013, 04:56:26 PM
  I need to three some more of that free coffee I brought home from work!   :arrr:
Aw yeah, baby. Count me in. :eyebrows:

  Three is a number, not a verb.  Your revision makes no sense.  :M
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Gopher Gary on May 12, 2013, 04:58:02 PM
Coochy coo, baby. Invite a friend.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: McGiver on May 12, 2013, 05:09:20 PM
^^^^thread killer
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 12, 2013, 05:24:16 PM
  As long as there is coffee to be drunk, this thread shall never die!  :viking:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on May 12, 2013, 09:24:41 PM
Have you given up every other drug?
Yeah I think. all the ones I know about anyways, Like chocolate.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on May 12, 2013, 10:51:00 PM
And how is it working for you?

I'm on my first cup of the day.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Icequeen on May 13, 2013, 08:40:06 AM
Just had mine. :coffee:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Queen Victoria on May 13, 2013, 09:04:43 AM
Cup number one has been drunk.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on May 13, 2013, 10:17:58 AM
I'm having some now.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Gopher Gary on May 13, 2013, 11:59:22 AM
TEAns for me.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Queen Victoria on May 13, 2013, 03:11:03 PM
I will have some around 7:30 tonight (coffee and fags, must be AA).  In the meantime, ALLDAYGLOWRANDY would say,

"I caution always and such statements. I tend to take the middle ground during heated discussions, trying not to choose sides, so with that in mind, I say coffee has antioxidants in it. Moderate caffeine intake can increase metabolism by 10 percent.  I would also agree with what you said, if you have problems with anxiety and nervousness, its best not to agravate them with coffee. Excess caffeine can cause diarreha and deplete calicum from your bones.  I would say the number of receptors in the brain playes a big role as to how quickly caffeine can bother you.  High number of receptors makes you sensitive, and I think that is me.  It makes for addictive personality to, which is me.  Diarreha occurs at 1000mg."

Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: TheoK on May 13, 2013, 03:17:20 PM
1000mg caffeine is what you have in 10 cups of strong coffee. No wonder that gives diarrhea.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: skyblue1 on May 13, 2013, 04:39:16 PM
more caffiene please
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on May 13, 2013, 10:55:26 PM
On my second cup.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: TheoK on May 14, 2013, 02:14:39 AM
Poculum tertium meum  8)
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: McGiver on May 14, 2013, 06:31:07 AM
Enjoying my first.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on May 14, 2013, 11:36:11 AM
I had some this morning.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 14, 2013, 03:10:46 PM
Have you given up every other drug?
Yeah I think. all the ones I know about anyways, Like chocolate.

  My drugs are :coffee:  and   :chocolate:   but I am going to give up the chocolate!
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: TheoK on May 14, 2013, 03:13:27 PM
The Greeks drink coffee with lots of sugar and the grounds still left in it  :viking:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 14, 2013, 03:19:10 PM
The Greeks drink coffee with lots of sugar and the grounds still left in it  :viking:

  Don't Turkish people also leave the grounds in?  I wouldn't drink it that way!  :sick:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: TheoK on May 14, 2013, 03:20:52 PM
The Greeks drink coffee with lots of sugar and the grounds still left in it  :viking:

  Don't Turkish people also leave the grounds in?  I wouldn't drink it that way!  :sick:

I think they do, yes.

You don't drink the grounds, though, they just leave it in the cup to make the coffee as strong as possible.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 14, 2013, 03:25:46 PM
The Greeks drink coffee with lots of sugar and the grounds still left in it  :viking:

  Don't Turkish people also leave the grounds in?  I wouldn't drink it that way!  :sick:

I think they do, yes.

You don't drink the grounds, though, they just leave it in the cup to make the coffee as strong as possible.

  I suppose the trick is to drink the coffee without accidentally drinking the grounds.  I would probably fail.  :tard:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: TheoK on May 14, 2013, 03:27:45 PM
When I was to Crete with mum I always drank coffee the Greek way when I could  :viking:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 14, 2013, 03:30:54 PM
When I was to Crete with mum I always drank coffee the Greek way when I could  :viking:

  I can't stand sugar in coffee, which is funny because I consume it by the truckload elsewhere.  :P
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: TheoK on May 14, 2013, 03:32:40 PM
All around the Mediterranean they drink coffee with lots of sugar, maybe with the exception of Italy. I've never been to Italy, ironically. The Arabs also put lots of sugar in the coffee, and cardamum  :viking:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 14, 2013, 03:41:43 PM
All around the Mediterranean they drink coffee with lots of sugar, maybe with the exception of Italy. I've never been to Italy, ironically. The Arabs also put lots of sugar in the coffee, and cardamum  :viking:

  Spiced coffee might be delicious, but not sugary coffee.  Can't drink it that way.  :nono:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: TheoK on May 14, 2013, 03:42:43 PM
Nigrumne coffeum modo bibis?  :orly:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 14, 2013, 03:49:08 PM
Nigrumne coffeum modo bibis?  :orly:

  I understand half of that post.  Can you translate please?  :angel:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: TheoK on May 14, 2013, 03:49:56 PM
Do you only drink black coffee?  :orly:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 14, 2013, 03:51:09 PM
Do you only drink black coffee?  :orly:

  Ah, thank you.  I often drink it black, sometimes with milk or half-and-half, but never with sugar.  8)
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: TheoK on May 14, 2013, 03:52:52 PM
Poor Romans, they didn't have coffee. Coffeum is very late Latin  :(
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 14, 2013, 03:54:33 PM
Poor Romans, they didn't have coffee. Coffeum is very late Latin  :(

  Just think, if they had had coffee, their empire would still be glorious to this very day.  :(
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: TheoK on May 14, 2013, 03:55:44 PM
 :agreed: :indeed:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 14, 2013, 04:19:33 PM
  I have been drinking coffee this afternoon, to make up for not having done so earlier! :coffee:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on May 14, 2013, 11:30:59 PM
Greek coffee is disgusting. So is Turkish, but at least it's strong.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: McGiver on May 15, 2013, 04:49:13 AM
Since I'm awake ahead of my alarm, I may as well make some coffee.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on May 15, 2013, 09:23:06 AM
I'm having some. can't live without it,  :laugh:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 15, 2013, 09:24:33 AM
I'm having some. can't live without it,  :laugh:

  I went too long without my :coffee:  yesterday and got a headache!
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Queen Victoria on May 15, 2013, 09:45:24 AM
I put a pinch of salt in our coffee when I make it.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on May 15, 2013, 01:54:05 PM
why whatever for queen?
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Queen Victoria on May 15, 2013, 06:57:53 PM
why whatever for queen?


In a Good eats episode from last season (The Ballad of Salty and Sweet), Alton Brown explains how salt (specifically the sodium) blocks your tongue's taste buds from sensing bitterness. Sweetness however is not blocked. It also is known to enhance other flavours. Salt on chocolate is awesome for example. Salt also has the ability to still taste salty while doing all the rest.


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Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jack on May 15, 2013, 08:10:00 PM
*makes salty chocolate mental note*
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on May 15, 2013, 10:48:50 PM
Drinking my first one of the day.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on May 16, 2013, 06:08:38 AM
I put a pinch of salt in our coffee when I make it.
I often do that too.

And, sometimes add some cinnamon, cocoa or cardamom.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on May 16, 2013, 10:50:03 AM
I'm having some.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on May 16, 2013, 11:12:13 PM
On my second cup.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 16, 2013, 11:28:20 PM
On my second cup.

  I'll be up till 2 a.m., I will need my :coffee:  when I get back up for work!
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: TheoK on May 17, 2013, 01:36:31 AM
 :coffee: ...cum lacte tepido
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Icequeen on May 17, 2013, 12:40:56 PM
Second cup, should be on my third. Had to run out to get cat food.

Can't run out of cat food.  :GA:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: skyblue1 on May 17, 2013, 05:58:15 PM
Toothbrush With Caffeine?


Can't start your day without a cup of coffee? Your morning routine may soon get a whole lot easier.

Colgate-Palmolive filed a patent application for a toothbrush capable of delivering a dose of chemicals to the user with every brush. While a number of medicines could conceivably be distributed, the idea appears to have taken off in a singular direction: a toothbrush with caffeine.

In the application, which was made public recently, the company describes several variations of an oral care implement that would "invoke a sensory response" during use. Illustrations of the concept show speciality-shaped patches on the back of the brush's head that would designate what type of chemical or medicine the toothbrush contains.

Proposed additives range from flavors, such as apple or lemon, to medications, including pain killers or appetite suppressants. According to the proposal, the chemically infused toothbrush would be viable for daily use up to three months -- about the same amount of time as the American Dental Association's recommendation for the typical toothbrush.

But don't get too excited just yet, caffeine addicts.

Even if this patent is approved and Colgate-Palmolive goes on to release the product, the company is likely to run into some issues with the Food and Drug Administration over its plans to infuse a toothbrush with caffeine, as noted by Vice's Motherboard blog.

In late April, the FDA announced plans to investigate the safety of added caffeine, particularly the impact of "new and easy sources" of the food additive on the health of adolescents and children.

Last week, Wrigley's Alert Energy Caffeine Gum was pulled from shelves after less than one month on the market. The Associated Press reports that the halt in production is temporary, "out of respect" for the FDA while it conducts its investigation into the safety of the caffeine additive.

Since Colgate-Palmolive's caffeinated toothbrush is likely to face a similar inquiry from the FDA before it could be approved, you'll just have to stick with your brush-while-you-make-coffee routine, for now.

A spokesperson for Colgate-Palmolive was not immediately available for comment.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/17/caffeine-toothbrush-caffeinated-colgate_n_3292291.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/17/caffeine-toothbrush-caffeinated-colgate_n_3292291.html)
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Gopher Gary on May 17, 2013, 07:50:07 PM
Coffee is a natural laxative.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on May 17, 2013, 10:32:22 PM
About to drink my first cup.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 18, 2013, 05:35:49 AM
  Even if caffeinated toothbrushes become a thing in the future, I will always prefer a cuppa! :coffee:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: lutra on May 18, 2013, 05:57:36 AM

Just finished my first, and only of the day, cup of coffee. A Lungo 'expressivio' (um, a Senseo variant).
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Icequeen on May 18, 2013, 06:30:45 AM
:coffee:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 18, 2013, 08:52:40 AM
:coffee:

      Morning :coffee:  +   :headphones:  =  a happy start to the weekend!
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on May 19, 2013, 03:04:08 AM
My third for the day. :orly:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 19, 2013, 04:43:41 AM
  I need to start my day now with some :coffee:  and postwhoring!
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on May 19, 2013, 08:45:58 AM
just fueled up.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 19, 2013, 08:47:28 AM
just fueled up.

  Don't forget the music!  That is fuel for the imagination!  :headbang2:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on May 19, 2013, 08:49:30 AM
just fueled up.

  Don't forget the music!  That is fuel for the imagination!  :headbang2:

Both are there.

And hanging around on I2 is giving me the needed idea of running out of time.  :yarly: :GA: :GA: :GA: :CanofWorms: :CanofWorms:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 19, 2013, 08:51:12 AM
just fueled up.

  Don't forget the music!  That is fuel for the imagination!  :headbang2:

Both are there.

And hanging around on I2 is giving me the needed idea of running out of time.  :yarly: :GA: :GA: :GA: :CanofWorms: :CanofWorms:

  Sometimes waiting till the last moment is a smart way to get things done!   :spaz:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on May 19, 2013, 08:52:43 AM
just fueled up.

  Don't forget the music!  That is fuel for the imagination!  :headbang2:

Both are there.

And hanging around on I2 is giving me the needed idea of running out of time.  :yarly: :GA: :GA: :GA: :CanofWorms: :CanofWorms:

  Sometimes waiting till the last moment is a smart way to get things done!   :spaz:

Aye. I am wired that way, alas.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 19, 2013, 08:54:36 AM
just fueled up.

  Don't forget the music!  That is fuel for the imagination!  :headbang2:

Both are there.

And hanging around on I2 is giving me the needed idea of running out of time.  :yarly: :GA: :GA: :GA: :CanofWorms: :CanofWorms:

  Sometimes waiting till the last moment is a smart way to get things done!   :spaz:

Aye. I am wired that way, alas.

  Me too, I never learn!  I always end up doing everything the night before!   :duh:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on May 19, 2013, 08:00:32 PM
I'm having some.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on May 19, 2013, 11:22:47 PM
Me too.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 19, 2013, 11:24:48 PM
  Too early for me, it is only 1:25 a.m. and I need to sleep.  :tard:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on May 20, 2013, 10:32:31 AM
coffee is almost done for today.  :GA:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Gopher Gary on May 20, 2013, 07:14:00 PM
Coffee makes me teh psycho. I drink it every day.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: McGiver on May 20, 2013, 07:46:31 PM
Coffee makes me teh psycho. I drink it every day.
you are an insane post whore.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on May 20, 2013, 09:55:18 PM
Having it now.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: McGiver on May 21, 2013, 07:00:05 AM
Making some.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on May 21, 2013, 11:11:37 PM
My second cup.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 22, 2013, 12:08:34 AM
  I brought home some more old coffee from work, if it's free it's for me!  :clap:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on May 22, 2013, 09:30:50 PM
I'm having some before bed. :prude:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on May 22, 2013, 10:40:39 PM
I'm having my first for the day.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Queen Victoria on May 22, 2013, 11:46:19 PM
I recently came across my grandmother's drip coffee pot.  The picture is from a website. 

(http://frenchdrip.com/db1/00032/frenchdrip.com/_uimages/DSCN3272JPEGof320.jpg)

All I need to do is sew a bag to hold the coffee grounds (Mom always used pant pocket material) and I should be making coffee the way it should be made.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on May 23, 2013, 06:09:27 AM
Now I want coffee.

Using disposable filters. And, there are disposable filters to fit that filter of yours too, QV.

* goes to kitchen to make some beautiful hand dripped coffee *
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: McGiver on May 23, 2013, 06:21:28 AM
Having a strong cup.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on May 23, 2013, 06:29:06 AM
Now I want coffee.

Using disposable filters. And, there are disposable filters to fit that filter of yours too, QV.

* goes to kitchen to make some beautiful hand dripped coffee *

mmmmmmmm, delicious.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Icequeen on May 23, 2013, 09:22:38 AM
2nd cup.

 :yawn:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 23, 2013, 09:26:20 AM
I'm having some before bed. :prude:

  Won't that make you too twitchy to sleep?   :lemur:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Queen Victoria on May 23, 2013, 03:02:42 PM
Now I want coffee.

Using disposable filters. And, there are disposable filters to fit that filter of yours too, QV.

* goes to kitchen to make some beautiful hand dripped coffee *

Ah, but Grandma Janin, her daughter, Grandma Teenie and my Mom were all Capricorns.  The idea of anything disposable never entered their minds.  I don't think my Mom ever used a whole roll of paper towels in her life. 
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: skyblue1 on May 23, 2013, 04:18:54 PM
< fixes a fresh pot of coffee, for everyone
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: McGiver on May 23, 2013, 04:54:36 PM
< fixes a fresh pot of coffee, for everyone
<holds out an empty cup.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: skyblue1 on May 23, 2013, 05:29:00 PM
Pours half a cup of fresh coffee into my favorite mug

hangs self service sign on the pot

Shuffles off to Buffalo
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: McGiver on May 23, 2013, 05:51:42 PM
Grabs pot.
Offers to pour for any who want.
Will take what's left over.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on May 23, 2013, 09:35:44 PM
Thanks for the coffee. I needed it
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on May 23, 2013, 10:05:56 PM
1st for the day is always best.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on May 24, 2013, 01:30:42 AM
Just enjoyed my first cup of the day.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on May 24, 2013, 01:45:49 AM
Now I want coffee.

Using disposable filters. And, there are disposable filters to fit that filter of yours too, QV.

* goes to kitchen to make some beautiful hand dripped coffee *

Ah, but Grandma Janin, her daughter, Grandma Teenie and my Mom were all Capricorns.  The idea of anything disposable never entered their minds.  I don't think my Mom ever used a whole roll of paper towels in her life.

Making coffee, hand- or machine dripped, is still that common in the Netherlands that disposable filters come cheaper than washing costs of a washable filter are. That is, for the common shaped ones. Think I pay about 35 cents for 80 of them.

The round filters, needed for that pot you showed would be more expensive, because not common any more. 

Using unwashed cotton panties as a coffee-filter is said to work as an aphrodisiac. Never tried it. But, it is of course a very frugal solution. The thing will need washing anyway. Why not use it one more time, before throwing it in the washing machine? It could bring down the heating costs too.
 :eyelash:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Icequeen on May 24, 2013, 08:37:49 AM
Using unwashed cotton panties as a coffee-filter is said to work as an aphrodisiac. Never tried it. But, it is of course a very frugal solution. The thing will need washing anyway. Why not use it one more time, before throwing it in the washing machine? It could bring down the heating costs too.
 :eyelash:

:sick:
Not sure I want my :coffee: anymore.

 :LOL:

Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 24, 2013, 03:15:26 PM
< fixes a fresh pot of coffee, for everyone

  Thank you! :coffee:  I love coffee after a power nap!
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 24, 2013, 03:18:30 PM
Using unwashed cotton panties as a coffee-filter is said to work as an aphrodisiac. Never tried it. But, it is of course a very frugal solution. The thing will need washing anyway. Why not use it one more time, before throwing it in the washing machine? It could bring down the heating costs too.
 :eyelash:

:sick:
Not sure I want my :coffee: anymore.

 :LOL:

  Eeewwww!  That's just wrong!   *runs off to the convent*   :sick:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: TheoK on May 24, 2013, 03:20:04 PM
In old Swedish folklore it's said that if a woman wanted a man, she should pour some drops of her menstrual blood in his food  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 24, 2013, 03:32:14 PM
In old Swedish folklore it's said that if a woman wanted a man, she should pour some drops of her menstrual blood in his food  :zoinks:

  That's just unsanitary, I would never do such a thing.  :M
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on May 27, 2013, 12:10:28 PM
I'm having some.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: McGiver on May 27, 2013, 12:12:58 PM
I'm having some homosexual fantasies involving black men. Plural.
fyp.
 :lol1:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on May 27, 2013, 01:14:14 PM
:aff:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on May 28, 2013, 07:58:24 AM
I'm having a jar of it today.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 28, 2013, 10:39:05 AM
I'm having a jar of it today.

  Do you drink it right out of the jar?  I'm stealing a bottle of old garbage coffee from work today!   :arrr:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on May 28, 2013, 10:45:18 AM
No mam I don't. Jar sounds like a big container so I said it instead of Mug, next time I will use the word Mug though. cute name
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on May 29, 2013, 08:37:23 AM
I'm having my first cup. :prude:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 29, 2013, 11:32:05 AM
  I just spent an hour drinking :coffee:  and listening to music!
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on May 29, 2013, 11:04:31 PM
About to have my second.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 30, 2013, 05:32:56 AM
  I have just poured my first cup of the day! :coffee:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: McGiver on May 30, 2013, 07:42:13 AM
I'm enjoying some.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Icequeen on May 30, 2013, 07:51:37 AM
:coffee:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on May 30, 2013, 09:12:30 AM
  I have just poured my first cup of the day! :coffee:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on May 30, 2013, 11:55:32 PM
I can haz coffee now.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 31, 2013, 12:41:15 AM
  I brought home some more old coffee from work!  That's the true Viking way!   :arrr:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: TheoK on May 31, 2013, 12:48:41 AM
 :thumbup:

Nunc :coffee:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 31, 2013, 01:17:50 AM
:thumbup:

Nunc :coffee:

  In 3 hours I will get up again and start my day with my Viking brew!   :arrr:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on May 31, 2013, 02:06:11 AM
:thumbup:

Nunc :coffee:

  In 3 hours I will get up again and start my day with my Viking brew!   :arrr:

What kind of cup are you drinking it from?
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 31, 2013, 02:07:54 AM
:thumbup:

Nunc :coffee:

  In 3 hours I will get up again and start my day with my Viking brew!   :arrr:

What kind of cup are you drinking it from?

  It's a brown ceramic cup that always lets a drop of coffee drip over the rim! :coffee:
 
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on May 31, 2013, 02:12:58 AM
:thumbup:

Nunc :coffee:

  In 3 hours I will get up again and start my day with my Viking brew!   :arrr:

What kind of cup are you drinking it from?

  It's a brown ceramic cup that always lets a drop of coffee drip over the rim! :coffee:
 
Maybe you need a viking drinking horn, for your viking brew.
Start they day in style.
Ready to kick ass after that. :arrr:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 31, 2013, 02:18:02 AM
  Drinking out of a horn would be BRAVE, and would teach me coordination!  :viking:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 31, 2013, 05:48:40 AM
  I am drinking my :coffee:  out of the brown cup!  Rise and shine!
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Queen Victoria on May 31, 2013, 09:26:05 AM
Get 'er done.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on May 31, 2013, 12:55:30 PM
I'm enjoying some.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 01, 2013, 04:07:11 PM
  I need to take a break from posting and have some.  I plan to be up late!  8)
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on June 01, 2013, 04:08:38 PM
I need to make some! weeble come over and lets share a cup together, then we can go back to our houses respectively
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 01, 2013, 04:26:13 PM
I need to make some! weeble come over and lets share a cup together, then we can go back to our houses respectively

  But we live thousands of miles apart, in different time zones.  :dunno:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on June 01, 2013, 07:09:19 PM
We can pretend, we can pretend. reality really needint bother two people's friendship,  :santa:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on June 02, 2013, 01:42:09 AM
Had my first.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on June 02, 2013, 09:42:38 AM
I'm enjoying some.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Icequeen on June 02, 2013, 09:46:11 AM
2nd cup. 8)
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: McGiver on June 02, 2013, 10:44:02 AM
I'm enjoying some.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on June 03, 2013, 09:47:14 AM
I'm on my second cup.  :thumbup:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: McGiver on June 03, 2013, 01:50:50 PM
Drinky one in lieu of a nap
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on June 03, 2013, 10:50:09 PM
On my second. Starting to feel awake.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Icequeen on June 04, 2013, 08:18:01 AM
:coffee:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on June 04, 2013, 03:54:31 PM
I wish I was having some. I am drinking water instead
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on June 04, 2013, 03:59:19 PM
Will have some tomorrow.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on June 04, 2013, 10:37:28 PM
I have some now. On my second cup.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: El-Presidente on June 05, 2013, 02:56:15 AM
Only had one so far today.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on June 05, 2013, 08:23:32 AM
I'm just getting my first for the day
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: BadgerTom on June 05, 2013, 09:21:02 AM
Had about 4 since i got up an hour ago, feeling sooo tired!

This smoke be tres good but draining on the enegry cells!


Time for another methinks!
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on June 05, 2013, 06:34:05 PM
I can't drink coffee on a hot day. this is one of those days, :blonde:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: skyblue1 on June 05, 2013, 06:35:39 PM
It may stop your headache

especially if you take an aspirin also
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: BadgerTom on June 05, 2013, 06:40:07 PM
He needs a bit more than a fucking aspirin sky!

Maybe he just needs to stop talking long enough to realise it's his own voice that causes these headaches!
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on June 05, 2013, 07:13:51 PM
you have fallen hard for me haven't you baby? Yeah sky, I took something rather for it. we shall see if it works
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: skyblue1 on June 05, 2013, 07:17:34 PM
He needs a bit more than a fucking aspirin sky!

Maybe he just needs to stop talking long enough to realise it's his own voice that causes these headaches!
needs to smoke a bowl

he will forget about his headache
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on June 05, 2013, 07:18:49 PM
I cant smoke pot. It makes me paraniod
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: skyblue1 on June 05, 2013, 07:19:47 PM
paranoid and headache

not a good combo
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: DayGlowRandy on June 05, 2013, 07:22:44 PM
I drink instant coffee once a day with dinner, could find decaf white tea.  Caffeine is contradicted with my chemo meds.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on June 05, 2013, 07:24:35 PM
paranoid and headache

not a good combo
True. Randy you do know Decaf is horrible for you don't you? I'm sure they put all kind of cancer causing ingrediants in it to remove the caffine. its probably why you have cancer
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: McGiver on June 06, 2013, 06:04:35 AM
Yes.  Oh hell  yes.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on June 06, 2013, 06:06:05 AM
paranoid and headache

not a good combo
True. Randy you do know Decaf is horrible for you don't you? I'm sure they put all kind of cancer causing ingrediants in it to remove the caffine. its probably why you have cancer

Some coffee is decaffeinated with chemicals that are used in paint industries, other coffees are decaffeinated with steam. For a real health nut the information is not hard to find the ones that were done with steam.

I drink coffee for the taste, but I do want my caffeine in it too.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on June 06, 2013, 08:24:02 AM
Ahh. I didn't know that, I saw a tv program on it and I was shocked. Ive had Decaf a few times and it just doesn't tast like coffee at all. It tastes like chemicals,  :P

I'm having my first cup. I am an expert coffee maker
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: MLA on June 06, 2013, 10:15:54 AM
 :coffee:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: McGiver on June 06, 2013, 10:40:20 AM
:coffee:
second page smiley
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: MLA on June 06, 2013, 10:47:25 AM
 :tea:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on June 07, 2013, 09:32:22 AM
I'm having some.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 08, 2013, 08:43:07 PM
  No coffee now, unless I want my sleep to be disturbed by restless legs!   :lemur:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 08, 2013, 08:44:10 PM
:tea:

  That's tea!  Are you having tea instead of coffee?   :toporly:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Queen Victoria on June 08, 2013, 08:57:11 PM
I would like some cafe-au-lait and beignets right now.  I can't seem to stop being hungry.  Beignets only weigh about 25 pounds each after they've been eaten.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: skyblue1 on June 08, 2013, 08:59:44 PM
I would like some cafe-au-lait and beignets right now.  I can't seem to stop being hungry.  Beignets only weigh about 25 pounds each after they've been eaten.
In the U.S., beignets have been popular within New Orleans Creole cuisine and are customarily served as a dessert or in some sweet variation. They were brought to Louisiana in the 18th century by French colonists, from “the old mother country”,and became a large part of home-style Creole cooking, variations often including banana or plantain – popular fruits in the port city.Today, Café du Monde is a popular New Orleans food destination specializing in beignets with powdered sugar (served in threes), coffee with chicory, and café au lait. Beignets were declared the official state doughnut of Louisiana in 1986.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beignet (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beignet)
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: skyblue1 on June 08, 2013, 09:02:30 PM
I would like some cafe-au-lait and beignets right now.  I can't seem to stop being hungry.  Beignets only weigh about 25 pounds each after they've been eaten.
In the U.S., beignets have been popular within New Orleans Creole cuisine and are customarily served as a dessert or in some sweet variation. They were brought to Louisiana in the 18th century by French colonists, from “the old mother country”,and became a large part of home-style Creole cooking, variations often including banana or plantain – popular fruits in the port city.Today, Café du Monde is a popular New Orleans food destination specializing in beignets with powdered sugar (served in threes), coffee with chicory, and café au lait. Beignets were declared the official state doughnut of Louisiana in 1986.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beignet (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beignet)
:coffee:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Queen Victoria on June 08, 2013, 09:07:38 PM
For beignets, think sopapillas with a french accent.  Liberally topped with powdered sugar.  That inevitably gets on your clothes.  It's almost a family tradition to wear black so the powdered sugar shows up after it drops.

BTW - they're pronounced ben-yays.  I almost choked on my coffee when I heard a tourist ask for a bee-ig-net.
Hard to believe that a food shop can survive for over 100 years basically serving nothing but coffee and beignets.  It's only been in the last 15 or so year's they've added bottled milk (for children) and orange juice.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: skyblue1 on June 08, 2013, 09:09:53 PM
For beignets, think sopapillas with a french accent.  Liberally topped with powdered sugar.  That inevitably gets on your clothes.  It's almost a family tradition to wear black so the powdered sugar shows up after it drops.

BTW - they're pronounced ben-yays.  I almost choked on my coffee when I heard a tourist ask for a bee-ig-net.
Hard to believe that a food shop can survive for over 100 years basically serving nothing but coffee and beignets.  It's only been in the last 15 or so year's they've added bottled milk (for children) and orange juice.
yes yes, healthy choices

Its like getting a diet soda with two BigMacs
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Queen Victoria on June 08, 2013, 09:15:47 PM
For beignets, think sopapillas with a french accent.  Liberally topped with powdered sugar.  That inevitably gets on your clothes.  It's almost a family tradition to wear black so the powdered sugar shows up after it drops.

BTW - they're pronounced ben-yays.  I almost choked on my coffee when I heard a tourist ask for a bee-ig-net.
Hard to believe that a food shop can survive for over 100 years basically serving nothing but coffee and beignets.  It's only been in the last 15 or so year's they've added bottled milk (for children) and orange juice.
yes yes, healthy choices

Its like getting a diet soda with two BigMacs

It's funny, my standing order at McD for years wes a Quarter Pounder.  Lately I've been ordering a Mighty Kids Meal (sometimes they let me sub a cup of coffee) and I'm just as satisified. 
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on June 09, 2013, 08:37:12 AM
I'm having my first cup.  :GA:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: skyblue1 on June 09, 2013, 11:49:04 AM
had a cup of McDonalds coffee this morning

Back to my home brewed

its better
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 09, 2013, 02:13:15 PM
  Sometimes I home-brew, and sometimes I bring home the old coffee from work.  :thumbup:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: skyblue1 on June 09, 2013, 02:56:02 PM
do you use a thermos to keep it hot?
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: McGiver on June 09, 2013, 03:13:51 PM
do you use a thermos to keep it hot?
microwave.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on June 09, 2013, 04:36:28 PM
I need some cold coffee.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on June 09, 2013, 11:17:42 PM
I'm having my second for the morning.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 09, 2013, 11:21:17 PM
  In about 5 hours I will get up and start my day with :coffee:  and  "Born Slippy"  by Underworld!
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: McGiver on June 10, 2013, 07:40:18 AM
Coffee
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on June 10, 2013, 09:33:08 AM
Yes, I'm having some! :prude:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: McGiver on June 10, 2013, 10:28:20 AM
I'm having some to.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 10, 2013, 07:06:42 PM
  I will have some in the morning.  It's 9:06 p.m., I want to be able to sleep tonight.  :P
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on June 10, 2013, 10:37:58 PM
I have mine all set up for the morning.  :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on June 10, 2013, 10:42:14 PM
It is morning and I am having my first.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: skyblue1 on June 11, 2013, 06:27:31 AM
caffiene withdrawl is now considered a mental illness
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: skyblue1 on June 11, 2013, 07:33:27 AM
2nd cup here
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on June 11, 2013, 08:53:45 AM
I'm having my first cup. I just woke up unemployed, and damn. is life good!  :laugh:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 11, 2013, 09:00:35 AM
I'm having my first cup. I just woke up unemployed, and damn. is life good!  :laugh:

  I'm employed AND I have two days off, damn, life is grand!  :P
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on June 11, 2013, 09:17:53 AM
working makes you cranky. have another cup.  :laugh:
I used to wash dishes at a retirement community, I admire you for putting up with all those grouchy people. I can just remember how horrible some of the residents were, jesus. I hope I am a happy motherfucker when I'm old.  :P
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 11, 2013, 10:03:38 AM
working makes you cranky. have another cup.  :laugh:
I used to wash dishes at a retirement community, I admire you for putting up with all those grouchy people. I can just remember how horrible some of the residents were, jesus. I hope I am a happy motherfucker when I'm old.  :P

  Starting a second cup now.  I like washing dishes, it was the waitressing that I couldn't stand!  :P
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 11, 2013, 10:04:57 AM
working makes you cranky. have another cup.  :laugh:
I used to wash dishes at a retirement community, I admire you for putting up with all those grouchy people. I can just remember how horrible some of the residents were, jesus. I hope I am a happy motherfucker when I'm old.  :P

  I hope you are happy then too.  Do people live to be very old in your family?   :oldman:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Bastet on June 11, 2013, 11:04:42 AM
mmmm coffeee
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on June 11, 2013, 05:21:11 PM
I wonder if getting a blow job and drinking coffee at the same time would rule?
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: DayGlowRandy on June 11, 2013, 05:49:15 PM
I ate the coffee that was meant to be brewed, thinking it was instant.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: skyblue1 on June 11, 2013, 05:53:17 PM
I ate the coffee that was meant to be brewed, thinking it was instant.
how was that?
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on June 11, 2013, 10:34:56 PM
Thanks for reminding me to set mine up for tomorrow
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: TheoK on June 12, 2013, 03:02:59 AM
I'm on my third cup now.

It is possible that the Romans wouldn't have called it coffeum. Wiktionary suggests this phrase for "Would you like a cup of coffee?": Velisne poculum potionis Arabicae?
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on June 12, 2013, 09:55:21 AM
I'm drinking some.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 12, 2013, 10:27:16 AM
  I'm having :coffee:  and getting my head together, the day's already half over!
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on June 12, 2013, 03:56:16 PM
I wonder if getting a blow job and drinking coffee at the same time would rule?

Ouch, the thought of spilling the hot fluid, at the supreme moment, on the place where the action is, makes me think it would rule only for the few. 
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 12, 2013, 04:10:26 PM
I wonder if getting a blow job and drinking coffee at the same time would rule?

Ouch, the thought of spilling the hot fluid, at the supreme moment, on the place where the action is, makes me think it would rule only for the few.

  I was thinking the same thing, but the cow has phrased it delicately.   :hyke:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on June 12, 2013, 04:20:36 PM
I wonder if getting a blow job and drinking coffee at the same time would rule?

Ouch, the thought of spilling the hot fluid, at the supreme moment, on the place where the action is, makes me think it would rule only for the few.

  I was thinking the same thing, but the cow has phrased it delicately.   :hyke:

Thank you.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on June 12, 2013, 04:47:21 PM
You girls got me. I should have said, "I wonder if it would rule to get a blowjob and set my coffee cup down, and when I was done spunked in the coffee and drank it!"  >:D
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 12, 2013, 09:43:47 PM
You girls got me. I should have said, "I wonder if it would rule to get a blowjob and set my coffee cup down, and when I was done spunked in the coffee and drank it!"  >:D

  Barbarian, you probably put sugar in coffee too.  :thumbdn:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on June 12, 2013, 10:17:46 PM
No I do not put sugar in coffee. sperm? sure.  >:D
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on June 12, 2013, 10:46:52 PM
My first cup for today.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on June 13, 2013, 07:06:59 AM
When I was a little kid, I was told that drinking too much coffee would give you red hair and green legs.

I tried so hard.

It was a lie, I tell you, a lie.  :'(
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: McGiver on June 13, 2013, 07:26:26 AM
I had one.
Wish I had more.


:I'm tired:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on June 13, 2013, 09:05:07 AM
I'm having some.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Icequeen on June 13, 2013, 10:20:01 AM
Having another.

First one didn't work.

:coffee:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on June 13, 2013, 02:32:18 PM
I'm going to go to the store and get a Ice Coffee.  >:D
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Bastet on June 13, 2013, 02:43:36 PM
 :coffee: :coffee:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: McGiver on June 13, 2013, 03:07:56 PM
I'm going to go to the store and get a Ice Coffee.  >:D
are you going to walk?
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: TheoK on June 13, 2013, 03:10:22 PM
Interesting. English go is more similar in meaning to Latin eo than to the related Swedish and German gehen. and gehen in principle always mean "to walk".
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on June 13, 2013, 03:56:49 PM
I'm going to go to the store and get a Ice Coffee.  >:D
are you going to walk?
Yep. I just got back, just what I needed on dis hot day, :blonde:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on June 13, 2013, 11:34:06 PM
Coffee. Lovely black coffee, soothing, inspiring, energising, comforting. Coffee.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: TheoK on June 14, 2013, 02:16:01 AM
Barbarians. You didn't note my comments about what coffee might have been called by the Romans or that the English verb go has a wider meaning than its cognates in other Germanic languages  :thumbdn:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: skyblue1 on June 14, 2013, 07:33:15 AM
celebrating my 4th cup
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: McGiver on June 14, 2013, 07:35:17 AM
Interesting. English go is more similar in meaning to Latin eo than to the related Swedish and German gehen. and gehen in principle always mean "to walk".
that is civilized.
Coffee.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Icequeen on June 14, 2013, 08:12:35 AM
Just finished my 1st.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on June 14, 2013, 12:32:56 PM
Barbarians. You didn't note my comments about what coffee might have been called by the Romans or that the English verb go has a wider meaning than its cognates in other Germanic languages  :thumbdn:

I did note your comments. Did you want me to comment on them?
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: TheoK on June 14, 2013, 01:54:20 PM
 :agreed: :indeed:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on June 14, 2013, 02:19:10 PM
Barbarians. You didn't note my comments about what coffee might have been called by the Romans or that the English verb go has a wider meaning than its cognates in other Germanic languages  :thumbdn:

Well, just to comfort you, Dutch uses "gaan" more in the English way than the German way.

Happy now?

Have a cup of coffee and relax.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on June 14, 2013, 02:27:11 PM
:agreed: :indeed:

Well, "go" is interesting because it does have a wider meaning in some languages. I believe regional differences, slang, etc, would account for at least some of that. OTOH, it occurs to me that the Swedish "gå" might be a subset of the original meaning rather than "go" being a superset of it.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on June 14, 2013, 02:28:15 PM
What "coffee" would have been called by the Romans holds no interest to me, OTOH.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: TheoK on June 14, 2013, 02:33:15 PM
:agreed: :indeed:

Well, "go" is interesting because it does have a wider meaning in some languages. I believe regional differences, slang, etc, would account for at least some of that. OTOH, it occurs to me that the Swedish "gå" might be a subset of the original meaning rather than "go" being a superset of it.

According to Wiktionary, PIE *ǵʰēh₁- meant "to leave"  :nerdy:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on June 14, 2013, 02:34:04 PM
What "coffee" would have been called by the Romans holds no interest to me, OTOH.

It held no interest to the Romans either.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on June 14, 2013, 02:34:52 PM
What "coffee" would have been called by the Romans holds no interest to me, OTOH.

It held no interest to the Romans either.  :zoinks:

My point exactly. :nerdy:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: TheoK on June 14, 2013, 02:35:24 PM
What "coffee" would have been called by the Romans holds no interest to me, OTOH.

It held no interest to the Romans either.  :zoinks:

Because they were  :viking:

Maybe I should start drinking just wine instead, like a real Roman  :wine:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on June 14, 2013, 02:36:20 PM
:agreed: :indeed:

Well, "go" is interesting because it does have a wider meaning in some languages. I believe regional differences, slang, etc, would account for at least some of that. OTOH, it occurs to me that the Swedish "gå" might be a subset of the original meaning rather than "go" being a superset of it.

According to Wiktionary, PIE *ǵʰēh₁- meant "to leave"  :nerdy:

Could it be that in English and Dutch, the verb is used to tell that you are leaving what you are doing or not doing, for starting another action. Like, "I'm going to make some coffee."
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on June 14, 2013, 02:41:07 PM
^I admire your focus on the topic at hand.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on June 14, 2013, 03:05:17 PM
^I admire your focus on the topic at hand.

Thank you.

I am trying to get in touch with my self.  :tard:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: TheoK on June 14, 2013, 03:08:56 PM
:agreed: :indeed:

Well, "go" is interesting because it does have a wider meaning in some languages. I believe regional differences, slang, etc, would account for at least some of that. OTOH, it occurs to me that the Swedish "gå" might be a subset of the original meaning rather than "go" being a superset of it.

According to Wiktionary, PIE *ǵʰēh₁- meant "to leave"  :nerdy:

Could it be that in English and Dutch, the verb is used to tell that you are leaving what you are doing or not doing, for starting another action. Like, "I'm going to make some coffee."

In Dutch too? In some instances Swedish means "function" and similar, but the most usual is that it means the same as Latin ambulare.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on June 14, 2013, 03:30:53 PM
:agreed: :indeed:

Well, "go" is interesting because it does have a wider meaning in some languages. I believe regional differences, slang, etc, would account for at least some of that. OTOH, it occurs to me that the Swedish "gå" might be a subset of the original meaning rather than "go" being a superset of it.

According to Wiktionary, PIE *ǵʰēh₁- meant "to leave"  :nerdy:

Could it be that in English and Dutch, the verb is used to tell that you are leaving what you are doing or not doing, for starting another action. Like, "I'm going to make some coffee."

In Dutch too? In some instances Swedish means "function" and similar, but the most usual is that it means the same as Latin ambulare.

"Ik ga." means "I am leaving."
"Ik ga wandelen" means "I'm going for a walk."
Translating "gaan" in German calls more often for the use of "Werden" than the German "Gehen". Sometimes "Gehen" would be the correct verb to use though.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: TheoK on June 14, 2013, 03:34:48 PM
"Jag går" means "I'm leaving" in Swedish too.
"Jag går en promenad" means "I'm going for a walk".
"Det går bra" is "It's going fine".

But you don't say "gå" for travelling by car like you do in English, for example.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on June 14, 2013, 03:38:35 PM
"Jag går" means "I'm leaving" in Swedish too.
"Jag går en promenad" means "I'm going for a walk".
"Det går bra" is "It's going fine".

But you don't say "gå" for travelling by car like you do in English, for example.

"Het gaat goed." is "It's/I'm fine."
"Het gaat." means that it is a bit better than mèh in most cases, sometimes it means that something is working though. Depends on the context.

"Hoe ga je?" "Ik ga met de auto." "Ik ga met/op de fiets."
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: TheoK on June 14, 2013, 03:39:55 PM
"Jag går" means "I'm leaving" in Swedish too.
"Jag går en promenad" means "I'm going for a walk".
"Det går bra" is "It's going fine".

But you don't say "gå" for travelling by car like you do in English, for example.

"Het gaat goed." is "It's/I'm fine."
"Het gaat." means that it is a bit better than mèh in most cases, sometimes it means that something is working though. Depends on the context.

"Hoe ga je?" "Ik ga met de auto." "Ik ga met/op de fiets."

You can say everything except the last example with Swedish gå. You don't by car.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on June 14, 2013, 03:42:54 PM
"Jag går" means "I'm leaving" in Swedish too.
"Jag går en promenad" means "I'm going for a walk".
"Det går bra" is "It's going fine".

But you don't say "gå" for travelling by car like you do in English, for example.

"Het gaat goed." is "It's/I'm fine."
"Het gaat." means that it is a bit better than mèh in most cases, sometimes it means that something is working though. Depends on the context.

"Hoe ga je?" "Ik ga met de auto." "Ik ga met/op de fiets."

You can say everything except the last example with Swedish gå. You don't by car.

You only drive a car, or push one, if driving doesn't work?
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: TheoK on June 14, 2013, 03:46:04 PM
"Jag går" means "I'm leaving" in Swedish too.
"Jag går en promenad" means "I'm going for a walk".
"Det går bra" is "It's going fine".

But you don't say "gå" for travelling by car like you do in English, for example.

"Het gaat goed." is "It's/I'm fine."
"Het gaat." means that it is a bit better than mèh in most cases, sometimes it means that something is working though. Depends on the context.

"Hoe ga je?" "Ik ga met de auto." "Ik ga met/op de fiets."

You can say everything except the last example with Swedish gå. You don't by car.

You only drive a car, or push one, if driving doesn't work?

You drive or travel passively: "Jag kör bil"="I'm driving the car"; "Jag åker bil"=Either driving yourself or someone else driving.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Queen Victoria on June 14, 2013, 03:50:54 PM
AA meetings have pretty good coffee.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on June 14, 2013, 03:53:22 PM
"Jag går" means "I'm leaving" in Swedish too.
"Jag går en promenad" means "I'm going for a walk".
"Det går bra" is "It's going fine".

But you don't say "gå" for travelling by car like you do in English, for example.

"Het gaat goed." is "It's/I'm fine."
"Het gaat." means that it is a bit better than mèh in most cases, sometimes it means that something is working though. Depends on the context.

"Hoe ga je?" "Ik ga met de auto." "Ik ga met/op de fiets."

You can say everything except the last example with Swedish gå. You don't by car.

You only drive a car, or push one, if driving doesn't work?

You drive or travel passively: "Jag kör bil"="I'm driving the car"; "Jag åker bil"=Either driving yourself or someone else driving.

Would never have guessed "bil" to mean "automobile", because "bil" is "buttock" in Dutch.  :laugh:

"Van bil gaan" means "having sex". :orly:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: TheoK on June 14, 2013, 03:55:06 PM
"Jag går" means "I'm leaving" in Swedish too.
"Jag går en promenad" means "I'm going for a walk".
"Det går bra" is "It's going fine".

But you don't say "gå" for travelling by car like you do in English, for example.

"Het gaat goed." is "It's/I'm fine."
"Het gaat." means that it is a bit better than mèh in most cases, sometimes it means that something is working though. Depends on the context.

"Hoe ga je?" "Ik ga met de auto." "Ik ga met/op de fiets."

You can say everything except the last example with Swedish gå. You don't by car.

You only drive a car, or push one, if driving doesn't work?

You drive or travel passively: "Jag kör bil"="I'm driving the car"; "Jag åker bil"=Either driving yourself or someone else driving.

Would never have guessed "bil" to mean "automobile", because "bil" is "buttock" in Dutch.  :laugh:

"Van bil gaan" means "having sex". :orly:

"Bil" is a pretty old slang word. "Automobil" was shortened to "bil" in everyday language already 100 years ago in Swedish.

"Fuck" is "knulla" in Swedish :toporly:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: McGiver on June 14, 2013, 05:09:48 PM
Knulla, just the curse words, please!
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on June 15, 2013, 03:06:21 AM
"Jag går" means "I'm leaving" in Swedish too.
"Jag går en promenad" means "I'm going for a walk".
"Det går bra" is "It's going fine".

But you don't say "gå" for travelling by car like you do in English, for example.

"Het gaat goed." is "It's/I'm fine."
"Het gaat." means that it is a bit better than mèh in most cases, sometimes it means that something is working though. Depends on the context.

"Hoe ga je?" "Ik ga met de auto." "Ik ga met/op de fiets."

You can say everything except the last example with Swedish gå. You don't by car.

You only drive a car, or push one, if driving doesn't work?

You drive or travel passively: "Jag kör bil"="I'm driving the car"; "Jag åker bil"=Either driving yourself or someone else driving.

Would never have guessed "bil" to mean "automobile", because "bil" is "buttock" in Dutch.  :laugh:

"Van bil gaan" means "having sex". :orly:

"Bil" is a pretty old slang word. "Automobil" was shortened to "bil" in everyday language already 100 years ago in Swedish.

"Fuck" is "knulla" in Swedish :toporly:

Could see where the "bil" came from, just would not have thought it up.  :laugh: We shortened "automobiel" to "auto". "Wagen" is used too.

Of course one can "van bil gaan in de auto."
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: TheoK on June 15, 2013, 03:16:42 AM
"Car" comes from Latin currus, by the way  :orly:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on June 15, 2013, 03:19:16 AM
I knew that.  :viking:

Now I have earned a cup of coffee. But, have to wait for it a bit more still.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on June 15, 2013, 05:21:54 AM
My second cup for today.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: McGiver on June 15, 2013, 07:29:10 AM
My second cup for today.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 15, 2013, 07:41:22 AM
Barbarians. You didn't note my comments about what coffee might have been called by the Romans or that the English verb go has a wider meaning than its cognates in other Germanic languages  :thumbdn:

  Perhaps you should start a separate thread all about Latin and cognates and the ancient Romans and
  vomitoria language matters of interest, for those of us who can undertand.  I confess I am not able to keep up.  :tard:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 15, 2013, 07:42:51 AM
What "coffee" would have been called by the Romans holds no interest to me, OTOH.

  Latteus  starbuckus  halfus-caffus.  :autism:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 15, 2013, 07:44:53 AM
What "coffee" would have been called by the Romans holds no interest to me, OTOH.

It held no interest to the Romans either.  :zoinks:

Because they were  :viking:

Maybe I should start drinking just wine instead, like a real Roman  :wine:

  Liverus  cirrhosis  fortis  est!    :fiveshots:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on June 15, 2013, 07:45:59 AM
What "coffee" would have been called by the Romans holds no interest to me, OTOH.

It held no interest to the Romans either.  :zoinks:

Because they were  :viking:

Maybe I should start drinking just wine instead, like a real Roman  :wine:

  Liverus  cirrhosis  fortis  est!    :fiveshots:
:lol1: :plus:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 15, 2013, 07:49:44 AM
^I admire your focus on the topic at hand.

Thank you.

I am trying to get in touch with my self.  :tard:

  Perseveration is an   :asthing:   so you are doing just what you should be doing!
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: McGiver on June 15, 2013, 07:50:35 AM
Going in for #3
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: TheoK on June 15, 2013, 07:51:18 AM
Poculum coffei tertium. Bene!  :thumbup:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 15, 2013, 07:51:22 AM
AA meetings have pretty good coffee.

  That's cool.  According to every TV cop show I have ever watched, police stations have lousy coffee!  :police:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 15, 2013, 07:53:57 AM
Knulla, just the curse words, please!

  Awesome, now we can tell the NSA to knulla off and they won't even know what we are saying!   :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 15, 2013, 07:55:40 AM
  I'm still on my first cup, listening to ~BRAVE~ music!   :arrr:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: TheoK on June 15, 2013, 07:57:30 AM
Knulla, just the curse words, please!

  Awesome, now we can tell the NSA to knulla off and they won't even know what we are saying!   :2thumbsup:

 :laugh:

But seriously, you don't use knulla that way in Swedish. You say (as you can also say in English) dra åt helvete  ;)
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on June 15, 2013, 07:58:37 AM
AA meetings have pretty good coffee.

  That's cool.  According to every TV cop show I have ever watched, police stations have lousy coffee!  :police:

You can handle lousy coffee. That requirement of your new job you can meet without a problem.

Imagine, a Weeble with a police hat, and shooting equipment.  :cbc: :police: :tooledup:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 15, 2013, 08:01:05 AM
Knulla, just the curse words, please!

  Awesome, now we can tell the NSA to knulla off and they won't even know what we are saying!   :2thumbsup:

 :laugh:

But seriously, you don't use knulla that way in Swedish. You say (as you can also say in English) dra åt helvete  ;)

  Helvete intrigues me because one of the most beautiful fonts in use today is Helvetica.  :orly:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 15, 2013, 08:02:19 AM
AA meetings have pretty good coffee.

  That's cool.  According to every TV cop show I have ever watched, police stations have lousy coffee!  :police:

You can handle lousy coffee. That requirement of your new job you can meet without a problem.

Imagine, a Weeble with a police hat, and shooting equipment.  :cbc: :police: :tooledup:

  That would be awesome!  The lousy coffee would give me that extra nasty edge to deal with criminals!   :litigious:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on June 15, 2013, 08:02:57 AM
Knulla, just the curse words, please!

  Awesome, now we can tell the NSA to knulla off and they won't even know what we are saying!   :2thumbsup:

 :laugh:

But seriously, you don't use knulla that way in Swedish. You say (as you can also say in English) dra åt helvete  ;)

  Helvete intrigues me because one of the most beautiful fonts in use today is Helvetica.  :orly:
How did the Swiss end up in this thread?
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: TheoK on June 15, 2013, 08:04:41 AM
The Helvetii were a Gallic tribe in what is today Switzerland. Helvete means "Hell" though  ;)
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on June 15, 2013, 08:07:02 AM
AA meetings have pretty good coffee.

  That's cool.  According to every TV cop show I have ever watched, police stations have lousy coffee!  :police:

You can handle lousy coffee. That requirement of your new job you can meet without a problem.

Imagine, a Weeble with a police hat, and shooting equipment.  :cbc: :police: :tooledup:

  That would be awesome!  The lousy coffee would give me that extra nasty edge to deal with criminals!   :litigious:

World wide headlines:

MENOPAUSAL MAYHEM in MASSACHUSETTS.
Abuse of coffee probably set her off. 
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 15, 2013, 08:11:49 AM
  I demand that Helvetica be added to the list of font options on the site!   :autism:

  (http://justcreative.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/fonts/helvetica.gif)
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: TheoK on June 15, 2013, 08:22:11 AM
Speaking about swear words: a cunt can be called kisse=cat - which is also a pun, since kissa means "pee". But more usual you call it mus.  :orly:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 15, 2013, 08:31:19 AM
Speaking about swear words: a cunt can be called kisse=cat - which is also a pun, since kissa means "pee".  But more usual you call it mus.  :orly:

  Now your ATM fixation makes more sense.  Your language is confusing you!  :laugh:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on June 15, 2013, 10:51:32 AM
  I demand that Helvetica be added to the list of font options on the site!   :autism:

  (http://justcreative.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/fonts/helvetica.gif)


I much prefer the Kidnap font.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Erqd6SNGPn4/TgvbLtp6S6I/AAAAAAAADNM/u5c3G26SiJ4/s1600/Screen%2Bshot%2B2011-06-30%2Bat%2B11.07.46%2BAM.png)
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jack on June 15, 2013, 10:53:55 AM
Monospace fonts are prettier. :M
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 15, 2013, 10:56:09 AM
Monospace fonts are prettier. :M

  I am partial to 11-point Georgia font myself.  :M
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 15, 2013, 10:59:00 AM
I much prefer the Kidnap font.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Erqd6SNGPn4/TgvbLtp6S6I/AAAAAAAADNM/u5c3G26SiJ4/s1600/Screen%2Bshot%2B2011-06-30%2Bat%2B11.07.46%2BAM.png)

  The SWAT team   :police: :police: :police: :police:   :moomin:   :police: :police: :police: :police:   is circling your house!
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on June 15, 2013, 05:29:29 PM
I'm had my usual pot this morning and now I'll have to wait until tomorrow for some more
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 15, 2013, 05:31:26 PM
  I could have some more, but I'd be awake with twitchy legs.   :lemur:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 15, 2013, 06:18:37 PM
AA meetings have pretty good coffee.

  That's cool.  According to every TV cop show I have ever watched, police stations have lousy coffee!  :police:

You can handle lousy coffee. That requirement of your new job you can meet without a problem.

Imagine, a Weeble with a police hat, and shooting equipment.  :cbc: :police: :tooledup:

  That would be awesome!  The lousy coffee would give me that extra nasty edge to deal with criminals!   :litigious:

World wide headlines:

MENOPAUSAL MAYHEM in MASSACHUSETTS.
Abuse of coffee probably set her off.

  Only if it was decaf!  The caffeine withdrawal headache definitely makes me cranky!  :laugh:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: P7PSP on June 15, 2013, 06:52:21 PM
I am boycotting Starbucks. I don't want my money going to people on Jesus' hit list.  :angel:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 15, 2013, 06:58:46 PM
I am boycotting Starbucks. I don't want my money going to people on Jesus' hit list.  :angel:

  You should tell Him that yourself, tomorrow, in church!  :christ:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on June 16, 2013, 01:37:41 AM
I am boycotting Starbucks. I don't want my money going to people on Jesus' hit list.  :angel:

????
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 16, 2013, 05:03:56 AM
I am boycotting Starbucks. I don't want my money going to people on Jesus' hit list.  :angel:

????

  Parts posted a thread about it elsewhere.  Some preacher says Christians must not go to Starbucks because
  the company supports same-sex marriage.  PPK as we know is a devout fellow who wants to do the right thing.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: P7PSP on June 16, 2013, 05:24:52 AM
I am boycotting Starbucks. I don't want my money going to people on Jesus' hit list.  :angel:

????

  Parts posted a thread about it elsewhere.  Some preacher says Christians must not go to Starbucks because
  the company supports same-sex marriage.  PPK as we know is a devout fellow who wants to do the right thing.  :zoinks:


:agreed:

In nomine Patris et Filii et spiritus sanctus Mama :christ:

Noli nothi te demittant tere :christ:

Placere non pedere in pews, exitus ab tergo. :christ:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 16, 2013, 05:27:01 AM
I am boycotting Starbucks. I don't want my money going to people on Jesus' hit list.  :angel:

????

  Parts posted a thread about it elsewhere.  Some preacher says Christians must not go to Starbucks because
  the company supports same-sex marriage.  PPK as we know is a devout fellow who wants to do the right thing.  :zoinks:


:agreed:

In nomine Patris et Filii et spiritus sanctus Mama :christ:

Noli nothi te demittant tere :christ:

Placere non pedere in pews, exitus ab tergo. :christ:


  ^ Where the hell is Lit when I need him?  :laugh:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: P7PSP on June 16, 2013, 05:30:36 AM
Dei praeponerent Linguam idonei non te legere Weebuls. :christ:


 :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 16, 2013, 05:32:27 AM
Dei praeponerent Linguam idonei non te legere Weebuls. :christ:


 :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha:

  Now you're just bullshitting.  Also, you misspelled  "Weebles."  :hahaha:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: P7PSP on June 16, 2013, 05:38:59 AM
Dei praeponerent Linguam idonei non te legere Weebuls. :christ:


 :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha:

  Now you're just bullshitting.  Also, you misspelled  "Weebles."  :hahaha:
You know nothing of the ancient spelling ways Weebuls. Your kind were described by Pliny the Elder while visiting the vineyards of his friend Erroneous Flatulence shortly before his ill fated trip to investigate rumblings at Mt Vesuvius. :P
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 16, 2013, 05:45:28 AM
Dei praeponerent Linguam idonei non te legere Weebuls. :christ:


 :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha:

  Now you're just bullshitting.  Also, you misspelled  "Weebles."  :hahaha:
You know nothing of the ancient spelling ways Weebuls. Your kind were described by Pliny the Elder while visiting the vineyards of his friend Erroneous Flatulence shortly before his ill fated trip to investigate rumblings at Mt Vesuvius. :P

  Noble Weebles have been found preserved in lava among the ruins of Pompeii and Herculaneum.  :M
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: P7PSP on June 16, 2013, 05:47:28 AM
 :indeed: Unfortunately some got away in time to continue the lineage and nefarious ways.  :grrr:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 16, 2013, 05:49:09 AM
:indeed: Unfortunately some got away in time to continue the lineage and nefarious ways.  :grrr:

  Our ability to wobble without falling down sets a fine example of resilience for your kind.  :M
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: P7PSP on June 16, 2013, 05:56:48 AM
:indeed: Unfortunately some got away in time to continue the lineage and nefarious ways.  :grrr:

  Our ability to wobble without falling down sets a fine example of resilience for your kind.  :M
Stop derailing this thread with self aggrandizing merde like that. This is a coffee thread.  :police: :christ:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 16, 2013, 05:59:41 AM
:indeed: Unfortunately some got away in time to continue the lineage and nefarious ways.  :grrr:

  Our ability to wobble without falling down sets a fine example of resilience for your kind.  :M
Stop derailing this thread with self aggrandizing merde like that. This is a coffee thread.  :police: :christ:

  Stop cursing in French or you will be sent back from whence you came.   :police:   :eiffel:  :police:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: P7PSP on June 16, 2013, 06:03:15 AM
Please don't send me back to Paris!  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 16, 2013, 06:04:54 AM
Please don't send me back to Paris!  :zoinks:

  Ah, but the Parisians have missed hearing you say  "Je ne comprends pas."  :autism:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: McGiver on June 16, 2013, 07:04:50 AM
One
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on June 16, 2013, 09:22:01 AM
Coffee. it makes the world go round
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 16, 2013, 01:50:10 PM
  I am having some :coffee:  now, to wake up for the afternoon chores!
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on June 16, 2013, 02:11:07 PM
Looking forward to tomorrow's first cup.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 16, 2013, 02:16:41 PM
Looking forward to tomorrow's first cup.

  Why wait till tomorrow?  Today ain't over yet.  >:D
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on June 16, 2013, 02:22:29 PM
Looking forward to tomorrow's first cup.

  Why wait till tomorrow?  Today ain't over yet.  >:D

Because I can't be arsed.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 16, 2013, 02:23:48 PM
Looking forward to tomorrow's first cup.

  Why wait till tomorrow?  Today ain't over yet.  >:D

Because I can't be arsed.

  Here, have some of mine!   *pours*   :thumbup:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on June 16, 2013, 06:29:27 PM
Looking forward to tomorrow's first cup.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: AspieMomma on June 16, 2013, 11:55:10 PM
I miss coffee.  I suppose I was self medicating with it before I was put on adderall.  Now I limit myself to one sweet, precious cup a day.  Don't wanna get the shakes.   :GA:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: P7PSP on June 16, 2013, 11:56:27 PM
I miss coffee.  I suppose I was self medicating with it before I was put on adderall.  Now I limit myself to one sweet, precious cup a day.  Don't wanna get the shakes.   :GA:
Just take an extra dexie to counter act it.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: AspieMomma on June 17, 2013, 12:09:14 AM
I miss coffee.  I suppose I was self medicating with it before I was put on adderall.  Now I limit myself to one sweet, precious cup a day.  Don't wanna get the shakes.   :GA:
Just take an extra dexie to counter act it.  :zoinks:

Oh yeah, that would...hey wait...

You, sir, and trying to kill me!  :GA:  At least I'd die happy.  And running.

Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: TheoK on June 17, 2013, 02:11:09 AM
Nunc :coffee: cum lacte tepido  8)
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on June 17, 2013, 02:13:57 AM
Nunc :coffee: cum lacte tepido  8)

Mmmmm, me too, with the hot milk whipped into a thick foam.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 17, 2013, 04:37:22 AM
I miss coffee.  I suppose I was self medicating with it before I was put on adderall.  Now I limit myself to one sweet, precious cup a day.  Don't wanna get the shakes.   :GA:
Just take an extra dexie to counter act it.  :zoinks:

Oh yeah, that would...hey wait...

You, sir, and trying to kill me!  :GA:  At least I'd die happy.  And running.

  He is a bad apple, we are watching his posting activity here.  :police:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on June 17, 2013, 05:06:09 AM
I miss coffee.  I suppose I was self medicating with it before I was put on adderall.  Now I limit myself to one sweet, precious cup a day.  Don't wanna get the shakes.   :GA:
Just take an extra dexie to counter act it.  :zoinks:

Oh yeah, that would...hey wait...

You, sir, and trying to kill me!  :GA:  At least I'd die happy.  And running.

  He is a bad apple, we are watching his posting activity here.  :police:

Eating an apple while having coffee is a bad idea.

It's a vile combination.

Apple cake and apple pie however, they make a perfect match with coffee.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 17, 2013, 05:07:48 AM
I miss coffee.  I suppose I was self medicating with it before I was put on adderall.  Now I limit myself to one sweet, precious cup a day.  Don't wanna get the shakes.   :GA:
Just take an extra dexie to counter act it.  :zoinks:

Oh yeah, that would...hey wait...

You, sir, and trying to kill me!  :GA:  At least I'd die happy.  And running.

  He is a bad apple, we are watching his posting activity here.  :police:

Eating an apple while having coffee is a bad idea.

It's a vile combination.

Apple cake and apple pie however, they make a perfect match with coffee.

  I made an  :apple:  cake with vanilla buttercream frosting last week at work!   :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on June 17, 2013, 05:12:04 AM
I miss coffee.  I suppose I was self medicating with it before I was put on adderall.  Now I limit myself to one sweet, precious cup a day.  Don't wanna get the shakes.   :GA:
Just take an extra dexie to counter act it.  :zoinks:

Oh yeah, that would...hey wait...

You, sir, and trying to kill me!  :GA:  At least I'd die happy.  And running.

  He is a bad apple, we are watching his posting activity here.  :police:

Eating an apple while having coffee is a bad idea.

It's a vile combination.

Apple cake and apple pie however, they make a perfect match with coffee.

  I made an  :apple:  cake with vanilla buttercream frosting last week at work!   :2thumbsup:

Recipe, please.

Will you make one for the next planned I2 meet-up?
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 17, 2013, 05:17:10 AM
I miss coffee.  I suppose I was self medicating with it before I was put on adderall.  Now I limit myself to one sweet, precious cup a day.  Don't wanna get the shakes.   :GA:
Just take an extra dexie to counter act it.  :zoinks:

Oh yeah, that would...hey wait...

You, sir, and trying to kill me!  :GA:  At least I'd die happy.  And running.

  He is a bad apple, we are watching his posting activity here.  :police:

Eating an apple while having coffee is a bad idea.

It's a vile combination.

Apple cake and apple pie however, they make a perfect match with coffee.

  I made an  :apple:  cake with vanilla buttercream frosting last week at work!   :2thumbsup:

Recipe, please.

Will you make one for the next planned I2 meet-up?

  This cake was made with a 5-pound bag of cake mix, to which I added water, some apple juice,
  a big spoonful of mayonnaise ( the cake mix is dry otherwise ), and half a #10 can of spiced apple pie filling!


  When and where is the meet-up?  :orly:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on June 17, 2013, 05:18:46 AM
I miss coffee.  I suppose I was self medicating with it before I was put on adderall.  Now I limit myself to one sweet, precious cup a day.  Don't wanna get the shakes.   :GA:
Just take an extra dexie to counter act it.  :zoinks:

Oh yeah, that would...hey wait...

You, sir, and trying to kill me!  :GA:  At least I'd die happy.  And running.

  He is a bad apple, we are watching his posting activity here.  :police:

Eating an apple while having coffee is a bad idea.

It's a vile combination.

Apple cake and apple pie however, they make a perfect match with coffee.

  I made an  :apple:  cake with vanilla buttercream frosting last week at work!   :2thumbsup:

Recipe, please.

Will you make one for the next planned I2 meet-up?

  This cake was made with a 5-pound bag of cake mix, to which I added water, some apple juice,
  a big spoonful of mayonnaise ( the cake mix is dry otherwise ), and half a #10 can of spiced apple pie filling!


  When and where is the meet-up?  :orly:


Next meet-up is the day after the next ending of the world.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on June 17, 2013, 05:26:28 AM
I miss coffee.  I suppose I was self medicating with it before I was put on adderall.  Now I limit myself to one sweet, precious cup a day.  Don't wanna get the shakes.   :GA:
Just take an extra dexie to counter act it.  :zoinks:

Oh yeah, that would...hey wait...

You, sir, and trying to kill me!  :GA:  At least I'd die happy.  And running.

  He is a bad apple, we are watching his posting activity here.  :police:

Eating an apple while having coffee is a bad idea.

It's a vile combination.

Apple cake and apple pie however, they make a perfect match with coffee.

  I made an  :apple:  cake with vanilla buttercream frosting last week at work!   :2thumbsup:

Recipe, please.

Will you make one for the next planned I2 meet-up?

  This cake was made with a 5-pound bag of cake mix, to which I added water, some apple juice,
  a big spoonful of mayonnaise ( the cake mix is dry otherwise ), and half a #10 can of spiced apple pie filling!


  When and where is the meet-up?  :orly:


Next meet-up is the day after the next ending of the world.

And where?

On the remains of the pyre. That apple cake can be served warm.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: McGiver on June 17, 2013, 06:25:35 AM
My first cup.
Not giving me the motivation I need.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 17, 2013, 06:29:50 AM
My first cup.
Not giving me the motivation I need.

  It isn't decaf, is it?  Oh, I hope it isn't decaf!  :-\
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: McGiver on June 17, 2013, 07:09:19 AM
Second cup
At dispatch hall
Still not motivated
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: skyblue1 on June 17, 2013, 07:28:06 AM
only on my second cup this morning
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: DirtDawg on June 17, 2013, 07:51:40 AM

Coffee used to one of my main pleasures, but I am off of it these days.

I have not had any coffee since March.

 :dunno:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: TheoK on June 17, 2013, 08:00:19 AM
Sine coffeo esse magnum malum est  :-\
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: AspieMomma on June 17, 2013, 02:43:31 PM
I missed my meds this afternoon, which gave me the opportunity to enjoy a little coffee.  I'm having a big ol' starbucks.  So, basically, it is a bucket of coffee.  Yay!
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: skyblue1 on June 17, 2013, 04:54:08 PM
^bucket of expensive coffee
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: P7PSP on June 17, 2013, 05:26:59 PM
Second cup
At dispatch hall
Still not motivated
I don't drink coffee from my hall unless I am very tired. It is awful percolated coffee and needs to be loaded with sugar and creamer to disguise the taste.  :zombiefuck: :thumbdn:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: skyblue1 on June 17, 2013, 05:28:29 PM
Second cup
At dispatch hall
Still not motivated
I don't drink coffee from my hall unless I am very tired. It is awful percolated coffee and needs to be loaded with sugar and creamer to disguise the taste.  :zombiefuck: :thumbdn:
probably in styrofoam cups too

which increases bad coffee taste by 90%
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: P7PSP on June 17, 2013, 05:34:40 PM
Yes styrofoam cups. I did not realize that contributed to making dodgy coffee worse.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 17, 2013, 07:20:14 PM

Coffee used to one of my main pleasures, but I am off of it these days.

I have not had any coffee since March.

 :dunno:

  That is sad!  Did you have to quit it because of medication?  :(
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 17, 2013, 07:22:12 PM
Second cup
At dispatch hall
Still not motivated
I don't drink coffee from my hall unless I am very tired. It is awful percolated coffee and needs to be loaded with sugar and creamer to disguise the taste.  :zombiefuck: :thumbdn:

  Sugar just makes it worse.  Be ~BRAVE~ and slug it down unsweetened!   :arrr:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: P7PSP on June 17, 2013, 07:23:09 PM
Second cup
At dispatch hall
Still not motivated
I don't drink coffee from my hall unless I am very tired. It is awful percolated coffee and needs to be loaded with sugar and creamer to disguise the taste.  :zombiefuck: :thumbdn:

  Sugar just makes it worse.  Be ~BRAVE~ and slug it down unsweetened!   :arrr:
I prefer to avoid drinking coffee at my hall
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 17, 2013, 07:23:38 PM
Yes styrofoam cups. I did not realize that contributed to making dodgy coffee worse.

  My mother hated to drink coffee out of  paper cups, she said she could still taste the trees!  :laugh:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: P7PSP on June 17, 2013, 07:25:25 PM
Yeah but at least cellulose is a plant like coffee
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 17, 2013, 07:27:17 PM
Second cup
At dispatch hall
Still not motivated
I don't drink coffee from my hall unless I am very tired. It is awful percolated coffee and needs to be loaded with sugar and creamer to disguise the taste.  :zombiefuck: :thumbdn:

  Sugar just makes it worse.  Be ~BRAVE~ and slug it down unsweetened!   :arrr:
I prefer to avoid drinking coffee at my hall

      I will not drink it in a cup,
       I will not sit and slurp it up,
       I will not drink it at my hall,
       I will not drink that shit at all!   :zoinks:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: skyblue1 on June 17, 2013, 07:28:04 PM
Second cup
At dispatch hall
Still not motivated
I don't drink coffee from my hall unless I am very tired. It is awful percolated coffee and needs to be loaded with sugar and creamer to disguise the taste.  :zombiefuck: :thumbdn:

  Sugar just makes it worse.  Be ~BRAVE~ and slug it down unsweetened!   :arrr:
I prefer to avoid drinking coffee at my hall

      I will not drink it in a cup,
       I will not sit and slurp it up,
       I will not drink it at my hall,
       I will not drink that shit at all!   :zoinks:

^ poet, and, dont know it
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 17, 2013, 07:29:14 PM
Second cup
At dispatch hall
Still not motivated
I don't drink coffee from my hall unless I am very tired. It is awful percolated coffee and needs to be loaded with sugar and creamer to disguise the taste.  :zombiefuck: :thumbdn:

  Sugar just makes it worse.  Be ~BRAVE~ and slug it down unsweetened!   :arrr:
I prefer to avoid drinking coffee at my hall

      I will not drink it in a cup,
       I will not sit and slurp it up,
       I will not drink it at my hall,
       I will not drink that shit at all!   :zoinks:

^ poet, and, dont know it

    Inspired by the work of Dr. Seuss.  :green:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on June 17, 2013, 08:05:22 PM
I need some. but I'll have to wait until tomorrow, :thumbdn:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 17, 2013, 08:31:53 PM
  I'll make some now so it will be ready when I need it tomorrow.  :viking:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Queen Victoria on June 17, 2013, 10:08:43 PM
Second cup
At dispatch hall
Still not motivated
I don't drink coffee from my hall unless I am very tired. It is awful percolated coffee and needs to be loaded with sugar and creamer to disguise the taste.  :zombiefuck: :thumbdn:

  Sugar just makes it worse.  Be ~BRAVE~ and slug it down unsweetened!   :arrr:
I prefer to avoid drinking coffee at my hall

      I will not drink it in a cup,
       I will not sit and slurp it up,
       I will not drink it at my hall,
       I will not drink that shit at all!   :zoinks:

^ poet, and, dont know it

    Inspired by the work of Dr. Seuss.  :green:

I used to tell the PR that Split Pea Soup was Green Eggs and Ham.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: P7PSP on June 17, 2013, 10:30:06 PM
Dr Seuss was  cool. :christ:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on June 17, 2013, 11:01:29 PM
I miss coffee.  I suppose I was self medicating with it before I was put on adderall.  Now I limit myself to one sweet, precious cup a day.  Don't wanna get the shakes.   :GA:

You have that problem too? :(

Although I limit myself to two or three.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on June 17, 2013, 11:03:27 PM
Getting my second for today.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 18, 2013, 12:34:59 AM
Dr Seuss was  cool. :christ:

  Why the double space before the word  "cool" ?  Was that a ... Shatner pause?  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on June 18, 2013, 01:23:02 AM
Going to start a cleaning spree, in order to earn myself a cup of coffee, or tea.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: McGiver on June 18, 2013, 06:16:23 AM
First
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on June 18, 2013, 09:41:40 AM
I'm having my first cup aswell.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 18, 2013, 11:27:05 PM
Going to start a cleaning spree, in order to earn myself a cup of coffee, or tea.  :zoinks:

  I recommend having the coffee first, so you can really hustle!   :spaz:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: McGiver on June 19, 2013, 06:26:43 AM
I'm having my first cup aswell.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: AspieMomma on June 19, 2013, 08:10:17 AM
I need some coffee...
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: P7PSP on June 19, 2013, 09:19:03 AM
:coffee:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: skyblue1 on June 19, 2013, 09:28:41 AM
:coffee:
thanks for the reminder


pours cup half full
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: P7PSP on June 19, 2013, 09:35:50 AM
 :thumbup:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on June 19, 2013, 09:59:26 AM
:coffee:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: McGiver on June 19, 2013, 01:28:10 PM
:thumbup:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on June 19, 2013, 11:18:57 PM
About to refill.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 20, 2013, 01:38:15 AM
  I'd better go make some now, I'll be too tired to do it in the morning!  :orly:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: McGiver on June 20, 2013, 02:01:51 PM
  I'd better go make some now, I'll be too tired to do it in the morning!  :orly:
better to steal from work.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: McGiver on June 20, 2013, 07:29:39 PM
Am drinking a double shot espresso. It's 6:30 pm.
Wife wants to take the kids to see monster university at 8. It is her birthday

 Hope I get to sleep tonight. I got  work in the morn.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 21, 2013, 05:35:33 PM
  I'd better go make some now, I'll be too tired to do it in the morning!  :orly:
better to steal from work.

  It's not stealing if it's garbage.  :M
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on June 22, 2013, 02:22:21 AM
My first for today.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: McGiver on June 22, 2013, 06:20:59 AM
My first for today.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Icequeen on June 22, 2013, 06:23:15 AM
1st cup.

Waiting for brain to kick in. :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: TheoK on June 22, 2013, 06:46:03 AM
.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 22, 2013, 06:47:47 AM
  All the coffee can't prepare me for today.  I wish I were working with someone else.  :thumbdn:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: lutra on June 22, 2013, 07:02:25 AM
Yup, am now drinking my one a day cup of coffee. :lutra:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: McGiver on June 22, 2013, 08:30:44 AM
Need. More. Coffee. ASAP.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on June 22, 2013, 09:25:12 AM
I'm having some. :prude:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on June 22, 2013, 12:54:13 PM
Looking forward to my first cup tomorrow morning.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: AspieMomma on June 22, 2013, 12:59:06 PM
  All the coffee can't prepare me for today.  I wish I were working with someone else.  :thumbdn:

Sorry to hear that. Maybe your coffee needs a little Bailey's!

Washed my adderall down with coffee.

Bad idea.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Queen Victoria on June 22, 2013, 01:51:44 PM
I've been wanting iced coffee lately.  Unusual for me, even in the summer.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on June 23, 2013, 02:56:53 AM
Second cup for today.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: TheoK on June 23, 2013, 03:02:50 AM
Nunc coffeum coquo  8)
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 23, 2013, 05:40:49 AM
  All the coffee can't prepare me for today.  I wish I were working with someone else.  :thumbdn:

Sorry to hear that. Maybe your coffee needs a little Bailey's!

Washed my adderall down with coffee.

Bad idea.

  Oh dear, did that combination make you all  :spaz:  ?
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Icequeen on June 23, 2013, 09:28:40 AM
I had some.

Need more.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on June 23, 2013, 01:23:04 PM
Me too. I have no energy,  :P
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on June 24, 2013, 03:47:31 AM
Had a very nice cup.

Now hoping for inspiration to kick in. Have to write limericks about some kids leaving primary school.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Icequeen on June 24, 2013, 07:33:47 AM
Late today, only on the first cup now.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: AspieMomma on June 24, 2013, 09:15:50 AM
Starbucks this morning. 
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on June 24, 2013, 10:55:36 PM
^I like Starbucks. There's a fabulous one in Prague, of all places. They make the best Starbucks coffee I know of.

The one here is not that good, but serves passable coffee.

Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: TheoK on June 25, 2013, 01:26:36 AM
Nunc :coffee:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: lutra on June 25, 2013, 04:21:18 AM
Iz going to make a coffee in about a minute now.. with whisked full fat milk and two teaspoons of cane sugar. Nice.

*off*
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: McGiver on June 25, 2013, 06:29:48 AM
One
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on June 25, 2013, 08:56:02 AM
my first cup.  :thumbup:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: AspieMomma on June 25, 2013, 09:27:47 AM
^I like Starbucks. There's a fabulous one in Prague, of all places. They make the best Starbucks coffee I know of.

The one here is not that good, but serves passable coffee.

Isn't that odd?  They're supposed to be pretty universal, but the coffee varies a great deal. 

My favorite Starbucks is at Tyson's Corner mall in McLean.  It is obnoxiously enormous and perpetually packed with wall-to-wall people.  I don't go there much if I can help it! They have the closest Barnes and Nobles and a very fun lego store that AspieMomma loves the kids absolutely love, so occasionally I'll go during a weekday right when they open. 
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on June 25, 2013, 09:40:59 PM
I have mine set up for tomorrow morning. which will be needed for a busy day
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Queen Victoria on June 25, 2013, 09:43:31 PM
I went to Starbucks today.  But I didn't want hot coffee, so I tried their Lime Refresher.  Nothing to write home about except to say that once is enough.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Bastet on June 25, 2013, 09:44:52 PM
^I like Starbucks. There's a fabulous one in Prague, of all places. They make the best Starbucks coffee I know of.

The one here is not that good, but serves passable coffee.

Have you ever tried cat butt coffee (http://boingboing.net/2006/06/20/civet-cat-butt-coffe.html)? That shit is expensive.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: skyblue1 on June 25, 2013, 09:47:55 PM
Starbucks wont let people drink beer and smoke cigarettes outside their stores anymore

Which doesnt make sense

A drunk might want a cup of coffee after he has finished his cigarette
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: AspieMomma on June 25, 2013, 09:50:17 PM
No coffee today.   :violin:

Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: skyblue1 on June 25, 2013, 09:53:00 PM
 :smashviolin:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: AspieMomma on June 25, 2013, 09:58:02 PM
:smashviolin:

My Stradivarius! 
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on June 25, 2013, 10:44:41 PM
^I like Starbucks. There's a fabulous one in Prague, of all places. They make the best Starbucks coffee I know of.

The one here is not that good, but serves passable coffee.

Have you ever tried cat butt coffee (http://boingboing.net/2006/06/20/civet-cat-butt-coffe.html)? That shit is expensive.

 :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on June 25, 2013, 10:52:15 PM
:smashviolin:

My Stradivarius!

Reminds me of a skit with the Irish comedian Dave Allen (I think it was him, anyway). He had a violinist guest at one point, and they were talking about the guest's instrument, a priceless Stradivarius, of the beautiful handiwork and the unique sound, and how much the instrument was worth.

After some discussion Allen moved on to the next topic... and sat down on the Stradivarius.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Icequeen on June 26, 2013, 06:36:29 AM
First cup.  :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: AspieMomma on June 26, 2013, 09:09:41 AM
:smashviolin:

My Stradivarius!

Reminds me of a skit with the Irish comedian Dave Allen (I think it was him, anyway). He had a violinist guest at one point, and they were talking about the guest's instrument, a priceless Stradivarius, of the beautiful handiwork and the unique sound, and how much the instrument was worth.

After some discussion Allen moved on to the next topic... and sat down on the Stradivarius.

Was it intentional?

There was an episode of the Three Stooges like that.  I think it was Larry who was torn between comedy and a career in music.  They smashed his Stradivarius in a sketch. Solves that problem!
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on June 26, 2013, 12:05:44 PM
:smashviolin:

My Stradivarius!

Reminds me of a skit with the Irish comedian Dave Allen (I think it was him, anyway). He had a violinist guest at one point, and they were talking about the guest's instrument, a priceless Stradivarius, of the beautiful handiwork and the unique sound, and how much the instrument was worth.

After some discussion Allen moved on to the next topic... and sat down on the Stradivarius.

Was it intentional?

There was an episode of the Three Stooges like that.  I think it was Larry who was torn between comedy and a career in music.  They smashed his Stradivarius in a sketch. Solves that problem!

It felt like an accident but I'm pretty sure it wasn't. I played the violin throughout my childhood and cringed when watching the skit.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: bodie on June 26, 2013, 05:35:03 PM
 :razz:

(http://images4.mysupermarket.co.uk/Products_1000/49/006749.jpg?v=1)
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: skyblue1 on June 26, 2013, 07:31:12 PM
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQSSh1D5LnjBzYR5Z-eGIJoBkCTgLJTsu33FI0ZMzI9RHZ5jae_bA)
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: skyblue1 on June 26, 2013, 08:22:00 PM
(http://images.nymag.com/restaurants/features/coffee120213_560.jpg)

Flat White
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: skyblue1 on June 26, 2013, 08:52:06 PM
Last cup for the evening

cutting coffee maker off

It likes its nights off
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on June 26, 2013, 10:40:19 PM
(http://www.precisionnutrition.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/w-Giant-Coffee-Cup75917.jpg)
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 29, 2013, 12:19:27 AM
(http://www.precisionnutrition.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/w-Giant-Coffee-Cup75917.jpg)

  This made me snort with laughter.  It also made me WANT IT !   :pirate:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 29, 2013, 12:22:51 AM
Starbucks wont let people drink beer and smoke cigarettes outside their stores anymore

Which doesnt make sense

A drunk might want a cup of coffee after he has finished his cigarette

  Sir, you can't be drunk at Starbucks.  You'll have to come with us.   :police:  :beer:  :police:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on June 29, 2013, 02:50:34 AM
Coffee. Now.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: TheoK on June 29, 2013, 03:12:48 AM
Nunc :coffee:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on June 29, 2013, 03:17:40 AM
#2
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: McGiver on June 29, 2013, 06:39:39 AM
(http://www.precisionnutrition.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/w-Giant-Coffee-Cup75917.jpg)
ill take three of those. For here.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: P7PSP on June 29, 2013, 07:37:24 AM
I'm having two cups and then going to Nevada to see my parents, an aunt, an uncle and a few cousins. I will stop at Boomtown Casino and gamble about $40.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: TheoK on June 29, 2013, 07:39:20 AM
Nivatam ire forte est!  :viking:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 29, 2013, 07:57:50 AM
I'm having two cups and then going to Nevada to see my parents, an aunt, an uncle and a few cousins.  I will stop at Boomtown Casino and gamble about $40.

  May your impending birthday make you lucky!   :dollar:  :seal:  Ooooo money!
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: lutra on June 29, 2013, 08:36:56 AM
I'm having my second cup of the day. Been a somewhat short night and I need a bit of a boast.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Icequeen on June 29, 2013, 09:25:40 AM
Contemplating the second cup, feeling too lazy to get up.

*drags self over to coffee machine* (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v249/danny0023/smilies/desert-smiley.gif)
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: AspieMomma on June 29, 2013, 09:39:06 AM
Contemplating the second cup, feeling too lazy to get up.

*drags self over to coffee machine* (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v249/danny0023/smilies/desert-smiley.gif)

That is the silly thing about coffee.  How is one supposed to be lucid and alert enough to make it without first having a cup of coffee?  Where is that first cup supposed to come from!?
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on June 30, 2013, 03:18:31 AM
Contemplating the second cup, feeling too lazy to get up.

*drags self over to coffee machine* (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v249/danny0023/smilies/desert-smiley.gif)

ooh, we need that smiley.

: desert : without the spaces.

:desert:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on June 30, 2013, 03:20:15 AM
Contemplating the second cup, feeling too lazy to get up.

*drags self over to coffee machine* (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v249/danny0023/smilies/desert-smiley.gif)

That is the silly thing about coffee.  How is one supposed to be lucid and alert enough to make it without first having a cup of coffee?  Where is that first cup supposed to come from!?

Prepare the coffee the night before. Use a timer to start the coffee maker.

Or, have your spouse do it for you.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: TheoK on June 30, 2013, 03:23:45 AM
Ego coffeum novum mane volo  :thumbdn:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Icequeen on June 30, 2013, 09:24:35 AM
Making 2nd cup. :yawn:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: skyblue1 on June 30, 2013, 09:28:12 AM
Making 2nd cup. :yawn:
thats a great idea
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on June 30, 2013, 11:47:04 PM
On my first.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on July 01, 2013, 12:10:18 AM
On my first.
your postcount is symmetrical; 68386
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on July 01, 2013, 12:10:58 AM
Looks like a small number, when not seen in context.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on July 01, 2013, 12:12:00 AM
And in the end it really is just that, a number.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on July 01, 2013, 12:15:26 AM
It had a short life, but it was beautiful.  :M

68386 was  :viking:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on July 01, 2013, 12:17:16 AM
The new number is just as :viking:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on July 01, 2013, 12:19:05 AM
Of course it is.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on July 01, 2013, 12:20:16 AM
As long as your average per day postcount exceeds your average per day cups of coffee, you are doing fine.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on July 01, 2013, 12:20:59 AM
Maybe CBC needs to increase her coffee intake, that could boost her postcount.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: TheoK on July 01, 2013, 12:49:29 AM
Nunc :coffee:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 01, 2013, 12:51:06 AM
Maybe CBC needs to increase her coffee intake, that could boost her postcount.

  I'll give it a try!  But the site is still slow, and that hinders my work.  :(
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on July 01, 2013, 02:26:47 AM
Maybe CBC needs to increase her coffee intake, that could boost her postcount.

  I'll give it a try!  But the site is still slow, and that hinders my work.  :(
Maybe hostgator has economised on coffee-breaks. Bad idea for any employer to do that, it brings down the productivity of the employees, even if they prefer to have tea.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Icequeen on July 01, 2013, 09:02:13 AM
Slept in, starting 1st cup.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on July 01, 2013, 01:36:16 PM
Looking forward to my first cup tomorrow morning. :arrr:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: skyblue1 on July 02, 2013, 10:05:32 AM
coffee for lunch   0 calories
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Bastet on July 02, 2013, 12:23:51 PM
coffee!
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Bastet on July 02, 2013, 12:42:42 PM
coffee makes me regular
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on July 03, 2013, 12:04:37 AM
My first for today.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: TheoK on July 03, 2013, 01:08:11 AM
Iam et ego coffeum bibo :coffee:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Parts on July 03, 2013, 07:49:33 AM
Having black coffee today due to no creamer at the house
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Icequeen on July 03, 2013, 08:50:19 AM
 
Having black coffee today due to no creamer at the house

 :zombiefuck:

I hate those days.

1st cup down.

Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Parts on July 03, 2013, 10:47:54 AM
Having black coffee today due to no creamer at the house

 :zombiefuck:

I hate those days.

1st cup down.

It's not that bad.  When I started drinking coffee in college I had to get it light and sweet but I have since eliminated  the sugar most of the time and just have a little cream.  On a side note if you ever drive down south and ask for a regular coffee they will give you black
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: P7PSP on July 03, 2013, 11:20:41 AM
   :coffee: :coffee: :coffee: :coffee: :coffee: :coffee: :coffee: :coffee: :coffee: :coffee: :coffee: :coffee: :coffee: :coffee: :coffee: :coffee: :coffee: :coffee: :coffee: :coffee: :coffee:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on July 03, 2013, 11:17:57 PM
Yes.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: TheoK on July 04, 2013, 01:39:32 AM
Nunc :coffee:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: skyblue1 on July 04, 2013, 09:02:04 AM
got up late

had a cup

to wake up

hasnt helped yet

so on to #2
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Icequeen on July 04, 2013, 10:17:46 AM
1st cup taken care of.

Debating the 2nd...need to go to the store, if I have coffee before store, I will need to pee...but it's getting late and I need my caffeine. :apondering:

But having coffee might ensue a visit to the dreaded "public" restroom with self flush toilets and other unspeakable horrors. :zombiefuck:

I'll wait until I get home.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on July 05, 2013, 01:32:03 AM
About to refill.

The first is barely helping. The second seems essential.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: TheoK on July 05, 2013, 01:35:55 AM
Unum, duo, tria pocula coffei  8)
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Icequeen on July 05, 2013, 07:42:19 AM
1st cup. :thumbup:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: skyblue1 on July 05, 2013, 09:49:49 AM
feels more like monday morning than friday

so plenty of coffee for me
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 05, 2013, 09:39:11 PM
  It's 11:38 p.m. and I've been drinking coffee to treat a bad headache.  I do feel much better. :coffee:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on July 06, 2013, 01:16:37 AM
About to have my first.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: TheoK on July 06, 2013, 01:33:10 AM
Ego quoque poculum primum coffei bibo  :thumbup:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on July 06, 2013, 01:39:37 AM
Waking up now.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: TheoK on July 06, 2013, 01:43:41 AM
Surgisne? Bene!  :orly:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: TheoK on July 06, 2013, 01:50:13 AM
Iam poculum secundum meum bibo  8)
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on July 12, 2013, 12:04:50 AM
:arrr:

My first cup!
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Icequeen on July 12, 2013, 08:35:05 AM
1st cup.

 :zombiefuck:
 :zombiefuck:
 :zombiefuck:
 :zombiefuck:
 :zoinks:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on July 19, 2013, 02:11:04 AM
^That looks weird.

Third cup.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: AspieMomma on July 19, 2013, 05:02:28 AM
It will be a heavily caffeinated morning.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Icequeen on July 19, 2013, 06:25:07 AM
1st cup.  :yawn:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: skyblue1 on July 19, 2013, 06:36:28 AM
2nd cup :thumbup:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on July 19, 2013, 09:09:10 AM
I'm having some.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 19, 2013, 10:08:29 AM
  All morning I've been drinking it, peeing it out, drinking it, peeing it out ...  :autism:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on July 20, 2013, 03:14:00 AM
About to have my third.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Icequeen on July 20, 2013, 10:02:27 AM
Considering a third myself.

1 & 2 did nothing. :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on July 20, 2013, 12:02:29 PM
I had my coffee for the day, now its water and apple juice. :prude:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Bastet on July 20, 2013, 04:10:27 PM
Make coffee, not war.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on July 20, 2013, 05:28:36 PM
Wars have been started for coffee.

Actually I have no idea if that's true or not, but it sounds good.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 20, 2013, 06:34:34 PM
  We had delicious frozen coffee drinks at work today.  I'm all caffeinated up!  I hope I can sleep tonight!  :twitch:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on July 21, 2013, 02:20:00 AM
About to drink my first.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Icequeen on July 21, 2013, 07:47:02 AM
1st cup.

(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/funny-coffee-quotes.jpg)
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Parts on July 21, 2013, 09:17:08 AM
My first cup at the dinner was great but the ones after that  :zombiefuck: and are sending me to the dark side
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 21, 2013, 01:45:10 PM
My first cup at the dinner was great but the ones after that  :zombiefuck: and are sending me to the dark side

  I can feel your anger!  It gives you focus!     :vader:     Makes you stronger!
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on July 21, 2013, 02:11:22 PM
Looking forward to my first tomorrow morning.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: TheoK on July 21, 2013, 02:12:22 PM
Poor Romans. They only had vinum  :(
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on July 21, 2013, 05:19:52 PM
In a rare for instance, I'm making some coffee this afternoon. normally I wouldn't but I'm craving some, so right after this post I'll hop to it.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: skyblue1 on July 21, 2013, 05:32:24 PM
err, I lost count I think this is my fourth
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on July 22, 2013, 02:07:27 AM
On my second now. :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: TheoK on July 22, 2013, 02:13:40 AM
Nunc coquo  8)
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: bodie on July 22, 2013, 03:33:52 AM
(http://sushibandit.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/tea.gif)
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on July 22, 2013, 12:07:12 PM
I spilled coffee on my shirt and now it smells good.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on July 23, 2013, 12:56:57 AM
(http://sushibandit.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/tea.gif)

This is the ultimate coffee post.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: bodie on July 23, 2013, 08:36:47 AM
I was being facetious
(http://sushibandit.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/tea.gif)

This is the ultimate coffee post.

Thinking it was a teapot :tard:

guess it could be either
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: MLA on July 23, 2013, 09:24:33 AM
that hurts my brain  :o
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on July 23, 2013, 10:07:20 AM
I'm having some.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on July 24, 2013, 01:49:00 AM
Having my first for the day.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: MLA on July 24, 2013, 03:32:35 PM
Need some
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on July 25, 2013, 02:12:48 AM
I have plenty. Want some?
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Icequeen on July 25, 2013, 08:08:31 AM
1st cup. :thumbup:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on July 25, 2013, 08:41:10 PM
I wouldn't mind having some right about now
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Bastet on July 25, 2013, 08:44:00 PM
Powdwered ice coffee ftw!
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on July 26, 2013, 12:43:30 AM
Having my first for the day.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on July 26, 2013, 08:13:15 AM
I'm on my second cup
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Parts on July 26, 2013, 08:40:51 AM
Having some now with cream and a tiny amount of sugar.  I have been drinking it black some lately also and liking it surprisingly
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: DirtDawg on July 26, 2013, 11:20:29 PM
Sine coffeo esse magnum malum est  :-\

Get the jist, but have trouble with the grammar.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on July 27, 2013, 02:52:01 AM
Having my first for today.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: skyblue1 on July 27, 2013, 05:16:41 AM
2nd cup for me
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Icequeen on July 27, 2013, 08:32:25 AM
Coffee had it.

Need more.  :yawn:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on July 27, 2013, 06:18:09 PM
I need some more too.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on July 28, 2013, 02:11:44 AM
Drinking my first for the day. Slowly waking up.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on July 28, 2013, 09:29:47 AM
I want to be a coffee farmer. right after a cocaine one, :blonde:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 30, 2013, 07:58:58 AM
Poor Romans. They only had vinum  :(

  If only they'd had coffee, the Roman Empire would have endured forever!  :(
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 30, 2013, 08:00:44 AM
(http://sushibandit.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/tea.gif)

  Coffee services within coffee services within coffee services ...   :GA:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on July 30, 2013, 08:44:10 AM
I'm having some.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Queen Victoria on July 30, 2013, 09:54:12 AM
My first cup of the day.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on July 30, 2013, 11:33:38 PM
My first cup of the day.

You and me both.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Icequeen on July 31, 2013, 08:20:13 AM
1st cup. :thumbup:

"It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. I bet this kind of thing does not happen to heroin addicts. I bet that when serious heroin addicts go to purchase their heroin, they do not tolerate waiting in line while some dilettante in front of them orders a hazelnut smack-a-cino with cinnamon sprinkles."

~Dave Barry
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on July 31, 2013, 02:28:18 PM
I think I'll make some more, even though its afternoon.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on July 31, 2013, 11:26:55 PM
Bump
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Icequeen on August 01, 2013, 10:09:32 AM
2nd cup.  :thumbup:

(http://sablecity.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/squirrel-coffee.jpg?w=645)
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: MLA on August 01, 2013, 10:17:12 AM
yum
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on August 01, 2013, 12:35:31 PM
I've already had mine for today.  :P
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Bastet on August 01, 2013, 02:08:26 PM
Gas station coffee.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on August 01, 2013, 11:14:11 PM
Gas station coffee.

My condolences. Don't know about your stations, but the coffee they sell here is awful, most of the time.

I'm about to drink my second one.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Bastet on August 02, 2013, 01:32:25 AM
Gas station coffee.

My condolences. Don't know about your stations, but the coffee they sell here is awful, most of the time.

I'm about to drink my second one.

It is actually really good. And only $1.   The burger King near0 the psychiatrist has nasty coffee. The most disgusting i've ever tasted.  Like liquid metal. It0 took forever to get the taste out of my mouth. It lingered for hours.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on August 02, 2013, 07:24:23 PM
  I'd better make some now, so it'll be ready in the morning when I really need it!   :sleepy:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Icequeen on August 03, 2013, 07:01:16 AM
1st cup. :yawn:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Queen Victoria on August 04, 2013, 04:03:47 PM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-zECXZAeNdVU/Uf0Pp4F9u_I/AAAAAAAAUT4/W8RI1F_Fsxs/s1600/tumblr_lzr276wu0y1qfw7rho1_400.gif)
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on August 04, 2013, 04:30:52 PM
I'm making some now. I need it,  :nerdy:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Bastet on August 04, 2013, 05:01:50 PM
The word for coffee in Korean sounds almost identical to coffee in English.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: TheoK on August 05, 2013, 03:08:13 AM
The word for "six" is "sex" in both Swedish and Latin. The word for "sun" is "sol". The word for "mouse" is "mus"  :orly:

Nunc :coffee:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: lutra on August 05, 2013, 06:21:55 AM
Yes, had a nice cup of 'koffie' half an hour ago. With the foam of whisked full fat milk and two teaspoons of sugar (cane).
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on August 05, 2013, 05:42:31 PM
I'm making some.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on August 09, 2013, 10:15:22 AM
I'm having some
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Icequeen on August 09, 2013, 02:15:30 PM
Had it.  :thumbup:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: MLA on August 13, 2013, 10:15:04 AM
Yum
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on August 13, 2013, 11:26:01 PM
Gas station coffee.

My condolences. Don't know about your stations, but the coffee they sell here is awful, most of the time.

I'm about to drink my second one.

It is actually really good. And only $1.   The burger King near0 the psychiatrist has nasty coffee. The most disgusting i've ever tasted.  Like liquid metal. It0 took forever to get the taste out of my mouth. It lingered for hours.

The worst coffee I have ever tasted was at a conference in Prague. The organisers had hired a catering firm that was an utter disaster, and people went to great lengths to locate a cup elsewhere during breaks.

This was at the Prague university of economics so I figured I'd try a vending machine. It was even worse.  :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on August 16, 2013, 03:18:07 PM
 Is there any coincidence why chocolate and coffee are both brown?
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on August 16, 2013, 03:57:06 PM
Is there any coincidence why chocolate and coffee are both brown?

Damn you, now I am thinking of :poop:  :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: TheoK on August 16, 2013, 04:32:24 PM
Have you ever watched Salò, Hyke?  :orly:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on August 16, 2013, 04:37:29 PM
Have you ever watched Salò, Hyke?  :orly:

No, I've changed enough diapers, and cleaned enough litter boxes to know that poop is not something that lures my taste buds to try it.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on August 17, 2013, 03:43:15 AM
Coffee.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on August 17, 2013, 08:57:04 AM
2nd cup for me.  :indeed:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on August 18, 2013, 02:56:59 AM
Bump bumpety bump
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Icequeen on August 18, 2013, 08:27:00 AM
Slept in.
First cup. :yawn:

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqg684mtQH1qg6i83o1_500.gif)
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on August 18, 2013, 11:18:49 AM
I already had mine.  :thumbup:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Eclair on August 19, 2013, 03:33:08 AM
Had my first one this morning, not long after I woke up.

I haven't had one in ages, it was delicious.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on August 19, 2013, 11:37:11 PM
Having my third for the morning. Time to get going when I'm done.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Gopher Gary on August 20, 2013, 03:25:01 AM
I am not pretentious as I sip my latte.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Icequeen on August 21, 2013, 06:20:35 AM
Time for the second cup.  :yawn:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on August 21, 2013, 02:54:45 PM
I overslept today and didn't have time for my morning coffee.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on August 22, 2013, 01:15:05 PM
I'm having some. need it this afternoon,  :thumbup:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: P7PSP on August 22, 2013, 01:37:45 PM
I'm having some. need it this afternoon,  :thumbup:
:thumbup: :coffee:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Icequeen on August 22, 2013, 02:54:44 PM
Having more.

Hope it helps. :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on August 23, 2013, 08:55:24 AM
I'm having some.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on August 24, 2013, 08:24:03 AM
I'm having my morning coffee. nothing and I do mean nothing, is better!  :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on August 24, 2013, 08:25:15 AM
I'm having my morning coffee. nothing and I do mean nothing, is better!  :2thumbsup:

  I especially love coffee when I've had a caffeine-deprivation headache! :coffee:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on August 24, 2013, 08:45:59 AM
I love it black. nothing added, :seal:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Icequeen on August 24, 2013, 09:49:07 AM
Had some, need more. :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on August 25, 2013, 09:34:20 AM
:prude:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on August 25, 2013, 12:38:25 PM
Looking forward to my first cup tomorrow morning.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on August 25, 2013, 03:16:07 PM
I could use some right about now,  :P 
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on August 25, 2013, 11:27:34 PM
I'm having some now.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Icequeen on August 26, 2013, 07:29:44 AM
Another day, another cup of coffee. :yawn:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: McGiver on August 26, 2013, 07:34:38 AM
Im enjoying a shot of espresso.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on August 26, 2013, 08:57:03 AM
I could never get into expresso. cold coffee yes
And I'm having my morning cup. so rightoues,  :checkout:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on August 26, 2013, 11:59:38 PM
Having my second for the day.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on August 27, 2013, 05:26:49 AM
I could never get into expresso. cold coffee yes
And I'm having my morning cup. so rightoues,  :checkout:

  That morning cup really does get the day started, I love it! :coffee:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: MLA on August 27, 2013, 08:55:20 AM
I'm loving it
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on August 27, 2013, 11:15:08 AM
Me too. although I have already had mine
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on August 27, 2013, 11:04:04 PM
Drinking my second one for this morning.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: skyblue1 on August 28, 2013, 02:52:57 AM
waiting on coffee now
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on August 28, 2013, 07:26:02 AM
I'm having mine, the usual. black, boring and very exiting
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: lutra on August 28, 2013, 07:29:23 AM
I'm having one at the moment. My second of the day. Usually only drink one a day but felt like having another one.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Icequeen on August 28, 2013, 08:45:27 AM
1st cup.  :yawn:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on August 28, 2013, 02:51:02 PM
I'm having some chocolate flavored coffee as we speak. It's really nice
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on August 29, 2013, 12:38:43 AM
:coffee:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Icequeen on August 29, 2013, 07:46:44 AM
1st cup.

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/p480x480/1150934_622831161094747_1237839266_n.png)
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: skyblue1 on August 29, 2013, 09:02:28 AM
3rd cup this morning
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on August 29, 2013, 10:06:12 AM
My second cup.  :GA:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: skyblue1 on August 29, 2013, 10:29:27 AM
thank goodness for coffee in my life
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on August 29, 2013, 10:39:03 PM
^QFT
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on August 30, 2013, 07:41:43 AM
First cup for me.  :thumbup:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: MLA on August 30, 2013, 11:04:49 AM
Hot, dark, rich and strong.  Yummy
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: conlang returns on August 30, 2013, 05:34:52 PM
Hot, dark, rich and strong.  Yummy

Sooner or later, I was going to have an excuse for posting


this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEVTQHiAQRA#)
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on August 31, 2013, 08:55:38 AM
First cup for me.  :thumbup:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on September 01, 2013, 11:16:48 PM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-BQXS4TkxexU/Tb80_I4UjrI/AAAAAAAAAqM/qvB801BUkG0/s400/Man%2BSwimming%2BIn%2BCoffee.gif)
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Icequeen on September 02, 2013, 08:30:00 AM
1st cup. :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: skyblue1 on September 02, 2013, 08:44:38 AM
coffee from Bojangles
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on September 02, 2013, 09:12:28 AM
First cup for me.  :thumbup:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on September 03, 2013, 01:31:58 AM
I need one.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: skyblue1 on September 03, 2013, 06:33:51 AM
2nd cup

the morning fog lifts
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on September 03, 2013, 07:04:00 AM
I'm having my usual.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on September 04, 2013, 07:47:45 AM
Strong black coffee. just what I needed,  :thumbup:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 04, 2013, 07:51:26 AM
  I got up around 3 a.m. to de-hoard, so now it's time for another coffee! :coffee:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on September 04, 2013, 07:55:51 AM
You have been busy!  :plus:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 04, 2013, 08:01:38 AM
You have been busy!  :plus:

  I sure have!  I just got rid of 3 bags of trash, 2 bags of paper and cardboard, and some recyclables!  :headbang2:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on September 04, 2013, 08:32:54 AM
 :arrr: :pirate:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Parts on September 04, 2013, 08:51:19 AM
Just finished the one I got at my favorite coffee shop.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on September 04, 2013, 10:05:21 AM
Last cup of the day for me.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on September 04, 2013, 11:12:07 PM
My second.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on September 05, 2013, 09:03:26 AM
My first.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: MLA on September 05, 2013, 10:49:29 AM
Too much on an empty stomach

(http://s201.photobucket.com/user/rdudasko/media/smiley_drinkcoffee.gif.html)
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on September 05, 2013, 04:47:28 PM
I'm having some more. I need it,  :thumbup:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 05, 2013, 04:50:17 PM
  I may need to have some now, I'm fading fast and it's not even 7 p.m. yet!   :yawn:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on September 05, 2013, 11:10:32 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm................
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 06, 2013, 04:13:49 AM
  I may need to have some now, I'm fading fast and it's not even 7 p.m. yet!   :yawn:

  I ended up going to sleep instead, for quite a long time!  Now it's morning and I MUST make some! :coffee:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on September 06, 2013, 08:13:32 AM
I'm having some.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 06, 2013, 08:17:52 AM
  As soon as this cup is empty, I will begin my day in earnest!  :viking:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: MLA on September 06, 2013, 10:40:34 AM
Yummers
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 06, 2013, 10:42:53 AM
  It tastes especially great when it's curing a headache or a carbohydrate slump! :coffee:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on September 07, 2013, 09:28:23 AM
I'm having some. my first of the day actually
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on September 08, 2013, 02:37:26 AM
Just finished my first cup for the day.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Icequeen on September 08, 2013, 08:07:00 AM
1st cup.  :yawn:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on September 08, 2013, 09:30:04 AM
I'm with you guys. I love the fact that coffee just makes me feel so much better no matter what day it is,  :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 08, 2013, 09:33:27 AM
I'm with you guys. I love the fact that coffee just makes me feel so much better no matter what day it is,  :2thumbsup:

  It gives you the willingness to get up off your ass and get stuff done!   :multitask:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on September 08, 2013, 09:38:40 AM
I bet this guy drink it!  :santa:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 08, 2013, 09:49:02 AM
I bet this guy drink it!  :santa:

  To do what he has to do every Christmas Eve, he must have a coffee IV!    :santa:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on September 08, 2013, 09:53:11 AM
Mrs Clause makes him peppermint flavored coffee for his journey. he has a magic thurmose that never runs out of it!  :santa: :prude:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on September 08, 2013, 11:08:44 PM
Check.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on September 21, 2013, 01:37:10 PM
I'm thinking about walking to the store and getting a Ice Coffee.  :GA:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on September 23, 2013, 02:50:51 AM
The cups of coffee were good, this morning.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on September 23, 2013, 10:38:07 AM
Well, I am having some.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: conlang returns on September 23, 2013, 03:35:22 PM
I've had some decaf in the freezer for over a year.  Now that I've finished the last of my tea, I'm working my way through the coffee. 
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on September 23, 2013, 11:21:53 PM
Having coffee now.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on September 24, 2013, 01:41:01 AM
I've had some decaf in the freezer for over a year.  Now that I've finished the last of my tea, I'm working my way through the coffee.

The Romans didn't drink decaf.  :orly:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on September 24, 2013, 09:39:36 AM
Having coffee now.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: TheoK on September 24, 2013, 10:31:32 AM
I've had some decaf in the freezer for over a year.  Now that I've finished the last of my tea, I'm working my way through the coffee.

The Romans didn't drink decaf.  :orly:

:toporly:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on September 24, 2013, 06:45:14 PM
I thinking about making some right now. I need it,  :laugh:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on September 24, 2013, 10:39:48 PM
Coffee is BRAVE. :orly:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Icequeen on September 25, 2013, 08:56:19 AM
Got distracted and added waaaay too much sugar to my first cup. :zombiefuck:

Drinking it anyways. :thumbup:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: AspieMomma on September 25, 2013, 09:00:47 AM
Got distracted and added waaaay too much sugar to my first cup. :zombiefuck:

Drinking it anyways. :thumbup:

Caffeine + Sugar High =  :viking:  :GA:  :hyke:  :autism:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on September 25, 2013, 10:11:25 AM
I have started the 2nd cup already. :blonde:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on September 26, 2013, 11:21:34 PM
Third.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 27, 2013, 12:31:05 AM
I've had some decaf in the freezer for over a year.  Now that I've finished the last of my tea, I'm working my way through the coffee.

  I reckon you mean a can of decaf, but I initially pictured some already brewed and sitting in the freezer
   like a coffee slushie.  Decaf, you say.  Do you usually drink decaffeinated beverages?  Do you avoid caffeine?   :nerdy:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 27, 2013, 12:35:00 AM
  As for me, I have just made some coffee so I have it ready in the morning when I need the pick-me-up!   :arrr:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on October 03, 2013, 01:16:46 PM
Trying not to make any this afternoon but we will see.  :P
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on October 03, 2013, 10:52:49 PM
But why? WHY?

Had my first for the day, just now.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on October 06, 2013, 07:39:50 AM
  I was thrifty and took some leftover coffee home from work.  That's how you do it.  8)
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Bastet on October 08, 2013, 10:56:13 AM
I quit coffee. It caused anxiety and sleep deprivation.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on October 09, 2013, 11:22:04 PM
Had my second, just now.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: TheoK on October 10, 2013, 05:41:57 AM
Ego quoque poculum secundum bibo  :viking:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on October 14, 2013, 11:02:47 PM
Drinking my second cup for today.

Lifesaver.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: QuirkyCarla on November 02, 2013, 09:01:00 PM
  I was thrifty and took some leftover coffee home from work.  That's how you do it.  8)

Lol. My mom and I will take a bunch of splenda or raw sugar packets and put them in our purse when we go out for coffee (rather than buying it). Wish I could bring free coffee from work home too!
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on November 03, 2013, 04:29:51 AM
(http://sasstag.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/coffee20drip.jpg)
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: QuirkyCarla on November 03, 2013, 02:57:00 PM
Drinking Folgers coffee with half and half and splenda.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on November 03, 2013, 09:25:57 PM
I had some this afternoon. evening
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on November 03, 2013, 11:40:53 PM
About to have my second for the day.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on November 05, 2013, 05:46:02 AM
As always, coffee tastes great, but it doesn't do a thing to get me more active.  :-\

Had a few cups by now.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on November 05, 2013, 05:46:56 AM
Drank more than a few cups of tea too. That does more to me than coffee.

And, had a shit load of water to start the day with.  :P
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: renaeden on November 05, 2013, 11:46:36 PM
As always, coffee tastes great, but it doesn't do a thing to get me more active.  :-\

Had a few cups by now.
Doesn't activate me any either. Sometimes I will have some coffee right before bed.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on November 05, 2013, 11:51:19 PM
(http://www.coffee-cereal.com/images/coffee2.jpg)
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on November 06, 2013, 12:18:19 AM
As always, coffee tastes great, but it doesn't do a thing to get me more active.  :-\

Had a few cups by now.
Doesn't activate me any either. Sometimes I will have some coffee right before bed.

Me too. Coffee before sleeping is not a problem at all.

When I have a serious lack of sleep, and drink a lot of coffee, then it does seem to have an effect. I can get jittery and shaky then. Does not help me get more focused or awake though. But, that happens only rarely. Think the last time that happened when I was having driving lessons. So, a very long time ago.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on November 06, 2013, 12:21:51 AM
(http://sasstag.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/coffee20drip.jpg)

  Awww yeah.  Take that to work and get some shit DONE!   :arrr:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on November 06, 2013, 12:24:19 AM
  I have already made some for tomorrow.  I like it to be ready immediately when I need it! :coffee:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on November 06, 2013, 12:26:27 AM
  I have already made some for tomorrow.  I like it to be ready immediately when I need it! :coffee:

I like it fresh, I drink it for the way it tastes.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on November 06, 2013, 12:33:03 AM
  I have already made some for tomorrow.  I like it to be ready immediately when I need it! :coffee:

I like it fresh, I drink it for the way it tastes.

    I drink it for the  :pow:


  Also, congratulations on having reached 24,000 posts!  8)
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on November 06, 2013, 04:23:17 PM
Making coffee is an integral part of my morning routine.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on November 18, 2013, 02:35:49 AM
Newsbox wisdom:
Quote
A good, hot cup of decaffeinated coffee will wake you up just as well as regular coffee... provided you spill it on yourself.

It's about time for the brown gold.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on November 18, 2013, 03:19:31 AM
Two phonecalls later, and I can announce my coffee is good.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on November 18, 2013, 08:01:39 AM
Having one right now. Some Italian fancy coffee. Expensive as hell, but no better than regular coffee.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: P7PSP on November 18, 2013, 08:04:10 AM
Having one right now. Some Italian fancy coffee. Expensive as hell, but no better than regular coffee.
Have civet butt coffee.  :viking:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on November 18, 2013, 08:09:39 AM
 :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: P7PSP on November 18, 2013, 09:52:59 AM
I tried a cup in Baguio Philippines, it is pretty good.  :zoinks: Too expensive here in the states.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on November 19, 2013, 12:52:43 AM
I don't know what else to say.  :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Parts on November 20, 2013, 02:43:33 PM
Yum :coffee:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on November 20, 2013, 11:03:28 PM
  There was some Dunkin' Donuts coffee left at work after a meeting.  It's mine now.  :green:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on November 20, 2013, 11:33:03 PM
Drinking my first for the day. What would I do without it?
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on November 20, 2013, 11:48:49 PM
Drinking my first for the day. What would I do without it?

      First morning :coffee: +  :notes:  =  JOY !   :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on November 23, 2013, 04:08:58 AM
About to drink my first.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Lestat on November 23, 2013, 05:56:36 PM
I really need to get round to buying a proper coffee filter. Accidentally broke my cafetiere years ago due to heat shock  :M

So....I found a pack of some really nice ground dark roast coffee in the back of a cupboard, bought a while ago and forgotten, as it got hidden behind the noodles, peanut butter and my collection of speciality teas. I'm more of a tea drinker than coffee, my folks only buy instant, and some of it decaf at that. IMO that slop is a sin against nature, and I won't touch the stuff. Ew. Nasty.

But I do love a properly, freshly made turkish coffee especially, or failing that fresh filter or espresso coffee, always black, as I cannot STAND milk in either tea or coffee, tastes revolting to me.


(http://s18.postimg.org/gkh7zqzt5/coffee_ala_lestat_jpg.jpg)
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on November 30, 2013, 03:11:48 AM
 in 5 hours I could technically make coffee and it would be morning.

I think, I will make it now. set it up

 :GA:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on November 30, 2013, 03:24:45 AM
Having my second for today.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: TheoK on November 30, 2013, 03:29:17 AM
Nunc poculum primum hodie bibo  :M
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on March 31, 2014, 03:26:14 AM
Yes, enjoying coffee, the way Lit and Lutra like it too, with hot milk.

Those guys should come back and post more about coffee.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: skyblue1 on March 31, 2014, 05:50:48 AM
almost done with my first pot of coffee for today

coffee shouldnt be this good
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Parts on March 31, 2014, 07:01:47 AM
Coffee yum.  Need to make more
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Queen Victoria on March 31, 2014, 09:01:13 AM
of course
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: bodie on March 31, 2014, 01:41:39 PM
A caffeine boost would enable extended periods of bouncing
:tigger:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on March 31, 2014, 11:10:54 PM
My morning coffee is a lifesaver. Don't know what I'd do without it.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on April 01, 2014, 01:27:57 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on April 06, 2014, 02:34:51 AM
(http://img1.etsystatic.com/000/0/6154056/il_fullxfull.275683273.jpg)
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Semicolon on June 07, 2014, 05:53:59 PM
No one has had any coffee recently. :tard:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 07, 2014, 10:25:39 PM
in 5 hours I could technically make coffee and it would be morning.

I think, I will make it now. set it up

 :GA:

  It's good to make coffee the night before so it will be ready when you are tired. :coffee:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 07, 2014, 10:26:41 PM
almost done with my first pot of coffee for today

coffee shouldnt be this good

  What kind is it?  I just drink it for the caffeine.  :orly:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 07, 2014, 10:28:13 PM
My morning coffee is a lifesaver. Don't know what I'd do without it.

  I like to add music for the optimal morning boost!    :notes: :coffee:  :notes:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 07, 2014, 10:29:06 PM
No one has had any coffee recently. :tard:

  We've all been too busy drinking it to post about it! :coffee:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Semicolon on June 07, 2014, 10:33:20 PM
No one has had any coffee recently. :tard:

  We've all been too busy drinking it to post about it! :coffee:

Post and drink. :hamsterwheel:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 07, 2014, 10:39:37 PM
      I'm sure most of us can appreciate this sentiment.  >:D

(http://www.mancards.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/25001379004440_There-is-no-life-on-earth-without-water-because-without-water-there-is-no-coffeeAnd-without-coffee-I.png)
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on June 08, 2014, 03:05:08 AM
Drinking my morning coffee now.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Semicolon on June 08, 2014, 05:15:04 AM
No one has had any coffee recently. :tard:

  We've all been too busy drinking it to post about it! :coffee:

Post and drink. :hamsterwheel:
Drinking my morning coffee now.

Odeon is posting and drinking. :tea: :moomin:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 08, 2014, 05:32:28 AM
  I'm going to work, where there will be free coffee. :coffee:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on June 08, 2014, 10:41:35 PM
This is interesting. I thought I already posted in this thread.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on June 09, 2014, 05:52:54 AM
This is interesting. I thought I already posted in this thread.
You did, just not today.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on June 09, 2014, 11:14:50 PM
Drinking my second cup for today.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 22, 2014, 01:30:25 AM
  I'll need at least two cups in the morning! :coffee:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on June 22, 2014, 02:12:00 AM
About to get my second for the morning.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 22, 2014, 02:13:42 AM
  I'll be having mine in about two hours, if in fact I even get to sleep at all!  :autism:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on June 22, 2014, 02:14:33 AM
Why not get it now? >:D
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 22, 2014, 05:51:47 AM
  I have just had some.  I will have more at work. :coffee:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on June 23, 2014, 11:01:15 PM
About to have my second cup.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 25, 2014, 03:36:30 PM
  (http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/61/a8/65/61a8651bf112d6526dedbc424ed6fa52.jpg)
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on June 25, 2014, 11:04:05 PM
(http://www.rogersfamilyco.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/coffee-iv-drip.jpg)
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Queen Victoria on July 21, 2014, 09:55:32 PM
I put a few salt crystals in my coffee cup along with one packet of sugar and some cream.  Pour in the coffee and it stirs itself.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Semicolon on July 22, 2014, 05:27:54 AM
(http://www.rogersfamilyco.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/coffee-iv-drip.jpg)

How will you taste it? :dunno:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: lutra on July 22, 2014, 08:15:46 AM
I'm drinking my second cup of the day. Hope it doesn't make me hyperactivey.. that's not handy with this hot weather (p/m 30C).
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on July 26, 2014, 02:00:34 AM
We treated ourselves with one of these.

(http://www.italy-outlet.com/foto/coffee_machines/saeco-intuita-HD8750_11-IMS-global.jpg)
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Gopher Gary on July 26, 2014, 07:28:44 AM
Aaawww, a his and hers hyper machine.  :plus:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 26, 2014, 07:54:23 AM
  I'm drinking my first cup, and feeling better and better! :coffee:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on July 26, 2014, 08:47:03 AM
Aaawww, a his and hers hyper machine.  :plus:

It's pretty nice, actually.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Icequeen on July 26, 2014, 12:13:09 PM
We treated ourselves with one of these.

(http://www.italy-outlet.com/foto/coffee_machines/saeco-intuita-HD8750_11-IMS-global.jpg)
 

That thing looks huge. :zombiefuck:  Hope it brews some awesome coffee.

Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jack on July 26, 2014, 12:51:00 PM
Aaawww, a his and hers hyper machine.  :plus:

It's pretty nice, actually.

All countertop appliances are unsightly.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 26, 2014, 12:53:00 PM
  But countertop appliances hide the food stains.  :autism:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jack on July 26, 2014, 01:32:07 PM
  But countertop appliances hide the food stains.  :autism:
Might be surprised by how objects can create an unkempt effect more than dirt or stains. Even shabby spaces look cleaner with fewer objects. A great deal of visual clutter is in the horizontal surfaces.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 26, 2014, 01:58:25 PM
  But, my toaster, my coffeemaker, my microwave, I must have them!   :GA:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Icequeen on July 26, 2014, 03:27:01 PM
  But countertop appliances hide the food stains.  :autism:
Might be surprised by how objects can create an unkempt effect more than dirt or stains. Even shabby spaces look cleaner with fewer objects. A great deal of visual clutter is in the horizontal surfaces.

Agreed.

I hide what I can...but then I also have a tiny kitchen, wish I could put the microwave over the stove...but not going to happen anytime soon unfortunately.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jack on July 26, 2014, 06:27:12 PM
  But countertop appliances hide the food stains.  :autism:
Might be surprised by how objects can create an unkempt effect more than dirt or stains. Even shabby spaces look cleaner with fewer objects. A great deal of visual clutter is in the horizontal surfaces.

Agreed.

I hide what I can...but then I also have a tiny kitchen, wish I could put the microwave over the stove...but not going to happen anytime soon unfortunately.
Sometimes find it funny when looking at images of rooms, and find interior design often clashes with interior decorating, with awesome minimalistic spaces and furnishings having every horizontal surface smattered with some 'decorative' what-not. Often wonder if the person who staged the space even realizes that people who would actually want a space like that would look at all that tchotchke and say, no no no. :laugh:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on July 27, 2014, 02:06:31 AM
We treated ourselves with one of these.

(http://www.italy-outlet.com/foto/coffee_machines/saeco-intuita-HD8750_11-IMS-global.jpg)
 

That thing looks huge. :zombiefuck:  Hope it brews some awesome coffee.

It's very much a question of selecting the right coffee beans but it does what it's supposed to do. :)
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: lutra on July 27, 2014, 03:47:29 AM
Cool looking machina, there.

~

Had a nice cuppa a little earlier.. going for my second of the day in a minute.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on July 28, 2014, 01:20:54 AM
It's pretty awesome. I'm on my first for today.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on July 28, 2014, 04:07:35 AM
It's pretty awesome. I'm on my first for today.

Did you sleep in a lot?
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on July 29, 2014, 02:18:24 AM
It's pretty awesome. I'm on my first for today.

Did you sleep in a lot?

???
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on July 29, 2014, 05:04:45 AM
It's pretty awesome. I'm on my first for today.

Did you sleep in a lot?

???

First cup of coffee, at that time of day. It is not uncommon for you to be on your second cup two hours earlier.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on August 01, 2014, 12:17:56 AM
It's pretty awesome. I'm on my first for today.

Did you sleep in a lot?

???

First cup of coffee, at that time of day. It is not uncommon for you to be on your second cup two hours earlier.

Oh, right.

I was still on holiday when writing the above. When working, I wake up much earlier.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on January 29, 2015, 02:57:49 AM
I wish this coffee would wake me up more.

But, even without that effect, the taste is awesome.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on January 30, 2015, 03:57:33 AM
I need coffee, right now. I hate being this tired.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: skyblue1 on February 01, 2015, 10:31:51 AM
only my second cup today
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on February 03, 2015, 08:53:00 AM
Read the subject line as "coffee threat". Was worried for a second.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: renaeden on February 06, 2015, 01:53:22 AM
Read the subject line as "coffee threat". Was worried for a second.
^is that a sign of having too much coffee or not enough?
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on February 06, 2015, 03:40:01 AM
My cup now is empty.  :(
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Icequeen on February 06, 2015, 08:42:32 AM
Just got a cup. Hope it works. :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on February 07, 2015, 04:02:41 AM
Read the subject line as "coffee threat". Was worried for a second.
^is that a sign of having too much coffee or not enough?

Not enough, obviously. :M
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: skyblue1 on February 14, 2015, 05:43:36 AM
more coffee please
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Walkie on February 14, 2015, 07:41:18 AM
Read the subject line as "coffee threat". Was worried for a second.
you think you got it bad?
I misread your post as "read the subject line as "coffee thread"..."  :GA:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: skyblue1 on February 26, 2015, 05:35:14 AM
First pot of coffee, French Vanilla
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on March 19, 2015, 12:02:55 AM
Drinking my first for today.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: skyblue1 on March 19, 2015, 03:13:06 AM
me too
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on March 22, 2015, 06:31:47 AM
Is there any method out there for reheating coffee that doesn't make it taste burnt or old??
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jack on March 22, 2015, 07:18:52 AM
Is there any method out there for reheating coffee that doesn't make it taste burnt or old??
Might be more related to its condition when going cold. If the filter and grounds are removed immediately after brewing and it's not allowed to sit on the heat, then it's fine reheated later.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on March 22, 2015, 07:40:44 AM
Is there any method out there for reheating coffee that doesn't make it taste burnt or old??

The problem is not only the reheating, also the storing.

Maybe quick freezing, with liquid nitrogen or so, immediately after brewing it will help.

I knew someone who would brew a pot of extremely dark coffee every morning, and then cool it immediately. She made cups of coffee from that syrup all day long. Adding hot water and for those who liked it, hot milk. Her coffee was famous. She did not only cool it quickly, also kept it as airtight as could reasonably be, without too much hassle. (Old method, from at least begin last century)
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on March 27, 2015, 12:21:06 AM
Is there any method out there for reheating coffee that doesn't make it taste burnt or old??

No. :M
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Lord of the Ales on April 08, 2015, 01:45:06 AM
Coffeh time  :coffee:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: renaeden on April 09, 2015, 03:25:41 AM
I have never had a latte.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Gopher Gary on April 09, 2015, 09:54:05 PM
I have never had a latte.

I recently had a large coffee frapachino and then I had an anxiety attack.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on April 09, 2015, 11:21:01 PM
I am drinking coffee now. Sorely needed.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: renaeden on April 10, 2015, 12:50:57 AM
I have never had a latte.

I recently had a large coffee frapachino and then I had an anxiety attack.  :zoinks:
Maybe you should have had a medium one instead. Anxiety attacks are no fun.

I have had an Affogato (sp) once. Ice cream with very strong coffee.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Gopher Gary on April 14, 2015, 08:36:28 PM
I have never had a latte.

I recently had a large coffee frapachino and then I had an anxiety attack.  :zoinks:
Maybe you should have had a medium one instead. Anxiety attacks are no fun.

I have had an Affogato (sp) once. Ice cream with very strong coffee.

I would have had the anxiety anyway. The coffee just gives it that extra something-something.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on June 15, 2015, 10:50:35 PM
Bump.

Having a cup of nice Kenyan coffee.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: MLA on June 16, 2015, 11:22:10 AM
Bump.

Having a cup of nice Kenyan coffee.

We call that Obama-Coffee round these parts  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on June 18, 2015, 11:10:31 PM
:laugh:

Enjoying today's first.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: MLA on June 19, 2015, 09:43:39 AM
Drinking coffee
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on July 30, 2015, 12:39:31 AM
My second for the day. Feeling a bit more awake now.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: renaeden on July 30, 2015, 07:13:22 AM
Do you ever drink tea, odeon?
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on July 30, 2015, 04:26:45 PM
My second for the day. Feeling a bit more awake now.

Missed what thread I was reading, and wondered what was happening in "My second for the day". Very quick meditation?
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on July 31, 2015, 12:05:22 AM
Do you ever drink tea, odeon?

It happens. Never in the morning, though.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on July 31, 2015, 12:06:04 AM
My second for the day. Feeling a bit more awake now.

Missed what thread I was reading, and wondered what was happening in "My second for the day". Very quick meditation?

I suppose you could say that. :P
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Parts on August 12, 2015, 08:31:26 AM
:coffee: YUM
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on August 26, 2015, 12:19:44 AM
:indeed:

About to enjoy my second cup for the day.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Parts on August 26, 2015, 06:25:56 AM
:coffee:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Queen Victoria on August 26, 2015, 12:34:14 PM
My first cup was hazelnut flavoured.  This one is chocolate cream.  I usually don't like chocolate and coffee, but it's quite nice.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on August 26, 2015, 11:47:08 PM
Enjoying my first for the day.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Queen Victoria on August 27, 2015, 09:10:35 AM
Butter pecan flavoured coffee. 
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on August 27, 2015, 11:58:05 PM
Just some good old-fashioned black coffee.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on August 28, 2015, 02:08:54 AM
Check.
No flavours, but did add hot milk.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on August 28, 2015, 02:10:17 AM
If I would add a flavour, it would be either cinnamon or cardamom. Sometimes add a pinch of salt or cocoa as a flavour enhancer. It brings out the flavour of the coffee even more.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on September 07, 2015, 12:36:29 AM
Time to make myself some coffee and get my arse moving. Morning break has lasted long enough. Was up at 5:30, and took a break on the internet at 7:15, so that lasted over an hour by now.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on September 07, 2015, 01:00:09 AM
Drinking my first for the day. I overslept and really need it.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 27, 2016, 08:07:37 AM
  I've had some :coffee: and I think I can deal with this day!
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on January 27, 2016, 11:09:48 AM
I drank more than I should. :-\
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 28, 2016, 05:54:08 AM
I drank more than I should. :-\

    Were you all  :spaz:  at work all day?
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on February 29, 2016, 05:57:04 AM
Coffee needs to be included in the did you take your meds today thread.

Quote
Systematic review with meta-analysis (http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/26806124): coffee consumption and the risk of cirrhosis.
Kennedy OJ1, Roderick P1, Buchanan R1, Fallowfield JA2, Hayes PC2, Parkes J1.
Author information
Abstract

BACKGROUND:

Liver cirrhosis is a large burden on global health, causing over one million deaths per year. Observational studies have reported an inverse association between coffee and cirrhosis.

AIMS:

To perform a systematic review and meta-analysis to characterise the relationship between coffee consumption and cirrhosis.

METHODS:

We searched for studies published until July 2015 that reported odds ratios, relative risks (RR) or hazard ratios for cirrhosis stratified by coffee consumption. We calculated RRs of cirrhosis for an increase in daily coffee consumption of two cups for each study and overall. We performed analyses by study design, type of cirrhosis and mortality. We assessed the risk of bias in each study and the overall quality of evidence for the effect of coffee on cirrhosis.

RESULTS:

We identified five cohort studies and four case-control studies involving 1990 cases and 432 133 participants. We observed a dose-response in most studies and overall. The pooled RR of cirrhosis for a daily increase in coffee consumption of two cups was 0.56 (95% CI 0.44-0.68; I(2) 83.3%). The RR pooled from cohort studies for a daily increase of two cups was 0.58 (95% CI 0.41-0.76; I(2) 91.1%) and from case-control studies it was 0.52 (95% CI 0.40-0.63; I(2) 0.0%). The pooled RR of alcoholic cirrhosis for a daily increase of two cups was 0.62 (95% CI 0.51-0.73; I(2) 0%) and of death from cirrhosis it was 0.55 (95% CI 0.35-0.74; I(2) 90.3%).

CONCLUSION:

This meta-analysis suggests that increasing coffee consumption may substantially reduce the risk of cirrhosis.

© 2016 John Wiley & Sons Ltd.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 29, 2016, 06:23:02 AM
  I do consider coffee a partner to Strattera in my treatment plan. :coffee:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on March 01, 2016, 12:44:18 AM
Just drank my first for the day.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on March 01, 2016, 04:22:01 AM
  My first cup is cooling beside me as I post.  I used to add cold water to it to cool it, but that
  just makes it taste like dishwater, so I must be patient and wait for it to cool naturally.  :meditate:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on March 01, 2016, 04:37:08 AM
  My first cup is cooling beside me as I post.  I used to add cold water to it to cool it, but that
  just makes it taste like dishwater, so I must be patient and wait for it to cool naturally.  :meditate:


Yes, you practice patience, and get rewarded with good tasting coffee.

Taste is important.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on March 01, 2016, 04:39:52 AM
  My first cup is cooling beside me as I post.  I used to add cold water to it to cool it, but that
  just makes it taste like dishwater, so I must be patient and wait for it to cool naturally.  :meditate:


Yes, you practice patience, and get rewarded with good tasting coffee.

Taste is important.

  Patient I must be.  Taste the coffee I will.   :yoda: :tea:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on March 01, 2016, 04:42:29 AM
  My first cup is cooling beside me as I post.  I used to add cold water to it to cool it, but that
  just makes it taste like dishwater, so I must be patient and wait for it to cool naturally.  :meditate:


Yes, you practice patience, and get rewarded with good tasting coffee.

Taste is important.

  Patient I must be.  Taste the coffee I will.   :yoda: :tea:

You're growing wiser. Not only taking coffee for the caffeine, but also taking time to taste the wonders of the brew.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on March 01, 2016, 07:28:27 AM
  It definitely tastes better without the extra water. :coffee:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on March 02, 2016, 01:26:26 PM
  The second cup is probably cool enough to drink now. :coffee:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 26, 2016, 06:27:53 AM
  Finishing the dregs of the old cup, then I will make a fresh one. 


   I should start buying half-and-half. :coffee:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Lestat on April 26, 2016, 02:32:20 PM
What is 1/2&1/2 ?

Heard of it before, The Bitch From Hell mentioned a 'half and half' a couple of times while  It was here, before I gave It the crack round those ugly fat (pork) chops of It's and kicked it out of the house. IIRC breeze has said something about a half and half too. Reminds me actually, once I get my skype back sorted I haven't spoken to Breeze in soooo long, and kinda miss her.  I do hope she hasn't worried about me during my disappearing act, as I KNOW what a worrywart she can be, I'd hate for her to fret over my sake, if she has, after my enforced disappearing  for so long a while ago.


Hm...almost at the threshold of getting up to make a brew myself, but I'm not sure if I should. I don't want the caffeine in the tea to at all counter the effects of the chlormethiazole I had earlier, or lessen the relaxant-ness of the mixed oxy/morphine shot I'm about to have (scratch that, the one I just had, I should say.)


OOOOFFF! oh damn! haha shit me sideways, that felt like I just got slugged at 300 MPH by an inflatable runaway freight train carrying a shipment of thousands of pillows, and got whacked HARD by same :P

Although grrr!, I can't find my antifuckinghistamines :/


Don't bother with dregs couldbe, thats not what a brew is all about. Fresh, hot, dark, sweet,or bitter, or bittersweet as one likes one's char, or coffee best, but fuck drinking slops, save them all up, you should give the nearest loca m,jnjkll==8-===8==
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Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 26, 2016, 03:24:09 PM
  Half and half is a mixture of milk and cream, delicious in the coffee. :coffee:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Icequeen on April 26, 2016, 04:21:24 PM
I need to try one of those french press thing-a-ma-bobs
They say they make the best coffee.

The keurig kind of sucks.
It all tastes bitter and I take it all apart to clean it all the time.
Maybe I should stop cleaning it?
...or maybe I'm just a coffee wuss and it's supposed to be bitter.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Lestat on April 26, 2016, 04:42:18 PM
Metal can impart a bitterness that isn't nice, coffee itself SHOULD be bitter. Caffeine itself is bitter. Whats a/the keurig?

I did have a french press and I need to get another after the glass broke years ago. The filter I recycled for other uses but the press, before breaking, does make wonderful coffee.

Taking as axiomatic of course, that one HAS some wonderful coffee to put into it. Put cheap garbage in, and thats what one gets out again obviously, and if someone is prepared to buy utter garbage to begin with then they might as well save the money and buy nescafe or some  such trash. Or ask CBC to teabag them.

As for half and half then, gah, thats fucking gash! your polluting the environment with filth, not making coffee or tea, if cow products aren't thoroughly excluded from being present. Eww, thats just nasty. I can't stand milk in tea or coffee. My coffee, although I drink less of it than I do tea (go figure, I'm english, and proud of it :P:P) I take black, preferably rich, strong, aromatic bitter-sweet espresso, or mmmmmmhhhhmmm turkish coffee is manna from heaven. For my tea, black of course, and if sweetened at all, although I do usually like at least a spoonful of honey dribbled in. If its the right kind of tea, that would benefit from the flavour, then my favourite additive/alterant for it, is chopped freshly picked lemon balm (Melissa officianalis) from the garden, bashed up a bit to release all the juices and scents and flavours, then left to infuse with the tea, then hoiked out before drinking it, because otherwise it would just be a tea soaked gobfull of leaves and twigs and little white flowers.

Its worth a try if you like tea, just let the chopped balm (about as much as will comfortably fit in the cup, and within one clenched hand, nothing more to it really), meant to be very healthy stuff too for the brain, meant to support memory via IIRC, nicotinic acetylcholine receptors, as well as a gentle calming effect (this is nothing to worry about, one can even give babies Melissa water, for their griping and skriking, as well as to ease intestinal gas, indigestion for them, its so benign a plant about the only way I can think of to do harm with it, would be to choke to death on the plant matter itself if forced down one's throat, or bash someone over the noggin with a heavy plant pot full of it, and soil and rocks etc.).

The soothing antianxiogenic, calming action is due to compounds having the effect of inhibiting GABA-transaminase,  a catabolic enzyme that plays the role of breaking down the main CNS inhibitory neurotransmitter, GABA.  Makes a lovely enough tea actually on its own, without any Camellia sinensis at all, just a drop of honey to taste, maybe a squirt of lemon or lime juice if that appeals.

The french press does come highly recommended. Been meaning to buy another one myself. It takes ages and requires setting  up loads of equipment to make it, for me now. Enough to make me seldom bother.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 26, 2016, 04:46:45 PM
  I can't teabag anyone, I'm a girl.  :blonde:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Icequeen on April 26, 2016, 06:31:18 PM
Keurig = overpriced, overhyped, single serve coffee maker...requires coffee in overpriced, non-biodegradable "k-cups" in a multitude of different flavors.

It was a gift...and my kid loves it.
Which is the only reason it's still taking up counter space.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Lestat on April 27, 2016, 12:09:49 AM
Sure you can CBC, you just haven't got a dick to do it with.  Well not unless your boss at work counts. But thats not quite the same :P

Could still stick your muff in someone's face.



I've seen those coffee machines advertised, not that brand but the type of thing that takes some kind of prefilled 'pods', they always struck me as looking like exactly what you said, namely disgustingly overpriced, polluting, uneconomical bollocks. Never tried the coffee from one, but unless somebody one day makes me a cup, then I'm hardly likely to either. Because I'd never piss my money down to davy jones' locker on such a waste.

Turkish coffee, my favourite kind, now thats cheap to make. You just need the coffee, a special ultrafine grind, thats so fine its like icing sugar in consistency,or cement powder. And a little  longhandled tall metal pot called a czeve', then the fine turkish coffee, sugar to taste and water are mixed together then slowly heated over a flame, such as on top of the cooker. The pans have a long handle, and are far taller than they are wide, usually, or often aluminium, so they heat quickly, and its just held by hand over the fire until the coffee is done brewing. The result, is rich, bitter, highly aromatic, with a wonderfully rich scent, sweetened to whatever the person's own taste is, the sugar added to the pan rather than after in the cup, and its typically just enough to make one or two cups of coffee. Not quick like an
espresso machine (I'd like one of these myself, but a proper one, that you put coffee in, powdered beans, not some monstrosity that runs on some expensive, faggoty little packs of potted fanny scratchings and allah-turd. :P

The turkish czeve' is still single serve, or double at most if its a smaller cup.

I'm about to go make myself a nice cup of tea, since I've not yet taken any chlormethiazole, it can't counteract it. That Just making myself a nice brewski, and another chicken and mushroom snot noodle, with all those disgusting corn kernels located, and given short shrift indeed. Ick. Out they go. Making some of the really nice white tea I've got. No milk of course, not that white tea should be. That would be as close to, and good as, defaecating over your breakfast because you ran out of cereal before theres enough to fill your bowl:
will be just the thing for my breakfast, pot noodle no.II
Just had one, with some white grapefruit juice, the sort with all the pulp and bits in it.


What is a 'k-cup' ? having a poncy assed name like that is another thing that tends to make me think its likely a pack of  cheesy bollocks, and overpriced at that. Why not just re-gift it to your kid icequeen? if you  yourself can't stand it ?.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Icequeen on April 27, 2016, 05:38:12 AM

What is a 'k-cup' ? having a poncy assed name like that is another thing that tends to make me think its likely a pack of  cheesy bollocks, and overpriced at that. Why not just re-gift it to your kid icequeen? if you  yourself can't stand it ?.

It's a tiny prefilled (with coffee, tea, or cocoa) plastic foil-sealed cup. The machine pierces it with what resembles a large needle at the top and bottom to use it. The big hook with it is that you can brew just about anything...different flavored coffee, coffee over ice, tea, and now even soup (nasty soup).

It's basically the kid's now. His friends and him use the heck out of it.
He's 17.

If it's still working and he ever decides to leave home it goes with him.  ;)
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 27, 2016, 05:43:30 AM
  My boss has Keurigs at her homes.  I always appreciated the convenience of them when
  I was over there dogsitting.  As for taste, I don't really care, I drink coffee for the rush!  :spaz:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 27, 2016, 06:17:48 AM
  Getting a nice caffeine buzz going while listening to music! :coffee:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Queen Victoria on April 27, 2016, 10:33:34 AM
The PR has taken to making me my first cup of coffee for the day.  She's actually quite good at it. 

(It's instant.  My taste buds went years ago with my sinus problems, so rot gut and quality taste about the same to me.)
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 28, 2016, 07:01:57 AM
The PR has taken to making me my first cup of coffee for the day.  She's actually quite good at it. 

(It's instant.  My taste buds went years ago with my sinus problems, so rot gut and quality taste about the same to me.)

  I'm sorry about your taste buds.  My father lost his sense of smell almost entirely in the last
    20 years or so of his life, for unknown reasons, and with it most of his sense of taste.  :(
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Icequeen on April 29, 2016, 10:21:56 AM
The PR has taken to making me my first cup of coffee for the day.  She's actually quite good at it. 

(It's instant.  My taste buds went years ago with my sinus problems, so rot gut and quality taste about the same to me.)

  I'm sorry about your taste buds.  My father lost his sense of smell almost entirely in the last
    20 years or so of his life, for unknown reasons, and with it most of his sense of taste.  :(


They are related actually in some way...was reading about it after I lost both for about a month when I had pneumonia. I had it happen before but never to that degree...It sucked...to say the least. 

I'm sorry also QV.  :P
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on April 29, 2016, 01:11:18 PM
The PR has taken to making me my first cup of coffee for the day.  She's actually quite good at it. 

(It's instant.  My taste buds went years ago with my sinus problems, so rot gut and quality taste about the same to me.)

  I'm sorry about your taste buds.  My father lost his sense of smell almost entirely in the last
    20 years or so of his life, for unknown reasons, and with it most of his sense of taste.  :(


They are related actually in some way...was reading about it after I lost both for about a month when I had pneumonia. I had it happen before but never to that degree...It sucked...to say the least. 

I'm sorry also QV.  :P

Taste buds of my grandmother went due to a fall on her nose. Well, tastebuds still worked, she could taste sweet, salt, sour, bitter and unami. But all the other aromas, the ones the nose is used for, were gone for her.
So, making tasty food became a challenge. Good balance in basic tastes and nice structures had to be found. On top of that, she was not allowed to use a lot of fat, and was on a sugar and salt free diet. Real challenge.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Queen Victoria on April 29, 2016, 01:37:45 PM
I guess my taste buds haven't really gone, as much as they've been chronically depressed.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on April 29, 2016, 05:42:45 PM
I guess my taste buds haven't really gone, as much as they've been chronically depressed.


 :hug:

* brings chocolate to taste with closed eyes. Dark brown chocolate with orange flavouring. *
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Queen Victoria on April 29, 2016, 06:51:17 PM
I guess my taste buds haven't really gone, as much as they've been chronically depressed.


 :hug:

* brings chocolate to taste with closed eyes. Dark brown chocolate with orange flavouring. *

Make it raspberry and you've got a deal.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on April 30, 2016, 04:53:10 AM
I guess my taste buds haven't really gone, as much as they've been chronically depressed.


 :hug:

* brings chocolate to taste with closed eyes. Dark brown chocolate with orange flavouring. *

Make it raspberry and you've got a deal.

Raspberry it is. :chocolate: <- with raspberry.

Excellent choice. Love dark chocolate with raspberry. It's in my top three of loved chocolate combinations.

My absolute favourite still is dark chocolate with lemon and black pepper though.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 06, 2016, 06:11:36 AM
  I'm having my coffee with heavy cream, porque no? :coffee:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Lestat on May 08, 2016, 01:56:17 PM
Never had raspberry inn dark chocolate. Best chocolate I've ever had was either salted chilli, or salt and lime, either of them 90% or 95% cocoa. Or just with chunky bits of sea salt in the bar is nice too.

And ew, cbc. milk or cream in coffee, or even worse, in tea ,  ruins it.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 08, 2016, 06:09:02 PM
Never had raspberry inn dark chocolate. Best chocolate I've ever had was either salted chilli, or salt and lime, either of them 90% or 95% cocoa. Or just with chunky bits of sea salt in the bar is nice too.

And ew, cbc. milk or cream in coffee, or even worse, in tea ,  ruins it.

  I like it that way. :coffee: But never with sugar.  I can't drink it sweetened.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on May 09, 2016, 12:15:25 AM
Coffee needs to be black, strong and unsweetened.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 09, 2016, 05:07:33 AM
Coffee needs to be black, strong and unsweetened.

    Two out of three ain't bad.  :M :P
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Lestat on May 09, 2016, 10:09:47 PM
Coffee, should, nay!, must! be!, Strong, darker than a roasted,tarred&feathered nigerian with it's teeth knocked out and  exhibited during a total solar eclipse. Although relatively little sugar for me; as I'm sweet enough  naturally as I am  already :P


Any sweeter and I'd have caused a drastic localized outbreak of type I diabetes simply by walking past people in the street :P
Luckily for everybody else round this neck of the woods I only rarely sweeten my coffee by more than a teaspoon of sugar.
For tea, it depends on what kind of tea I'm drinking at the specific time as to how I serve it. Never with milk, bovine juice just ruins tea or coffee, IMO to the point of being undrinkable.  Black teas and oolongs, I like strong, black ones in particular, oolongs I usually only make each cup with a single tea bag; or single servings worth of loose tea, green, not a huge fan of green tea really, generally speaking. White teas are those I like best of all, with the exception of lady grey which is neck and neck with the current variety of white tea I have in my tea stash (yes, that particular stash is indeed tea, derived from Camellia sinensis, to fuel that most english of habits, a good brewski. With white teas especially though, I like mine without any sugar at all, but instead a mixture of a splatter of honey, preferably lime blossom, or if its not to be found acacia flower honey can suffice. And adding to the honey, a nice big fistful of lemon balm, the tender flowering tops being the best bits.

Adds a wonderful flavour of citrus, lemon-lime ish scent and taste, although unlike actual citrus fruit Melissa isn't sour or bitter, just flavoursome. Quite delightful when finely chopped up and steeped along with the tea as it brews, then fished out and dumped along with the tea or tea bag(s) when the tea is ready for drinking. Its also a gentle relaxant and soother, and to the utmost extent of my knowledge, it is free from the induction of tolerance or dependency or addictive properties. The effect is mild, and not in any way hazardous. Action is gently sedating, although not hypnotic, due to compounds that act as inhibitor(s?) of GABA-transaminase, an enzyme thats responsible for catabolysis  of GABA, the primary inhibitory neurotransmitter in the CNS (GABAa receptors are the targets of benzodiazepines, valium, temazepam, moggies (nitrazepam, aka mogadon) etc. as well as barbiturates, valerian root, or the orthosteric GABAa agonist muscimol*, the primary sedative/psychotropic agent present in the fly agaric mushroom.


(An orthosteric ligand is one, be it agonist or antagonist/inverse agonist which binds the native neurotransmitter recognition site of the receptor/synapse , as opposed to an allosteric ligand, allosteric ligands bind the same receptor, but at a separate binding site from the actual neurotransmitter (for instance benzodiazepines, which like GABA, (gamma-aminobutyric acid) bind GABAa receptors, but unlike GABA, benzodiazepines, barbs/chlormethiazole/ and (probably) quaalude/methaqualone, Z-drugs like zopiclone, zolpidem (ambien) and the weapons-grade heap of steaming dog-jizz-saturated uber-shite otherwise known as zaleplon. GABA binds, unsurprisingly, the GABA binding site. Whereas the others have varying subtype selectivity, with the sole exception in the previous list of the orthosteric GABAa agonist muscimol, which obviously, whilst it binds in place of at GABAa and GABAc receptors, and has a fair go at mimicking GABA at GABAa and GABAc (otherwise known as GABAa-Rho, GABAc consisting of a homomeric receptor made up of the ϱ-subunit of the GABAaR heteropentamers, thats typically found in the eye, especially, as a homomeric GABA-binding receptor composed entirely of ϱ-subunits, not entirely sure, but IMO GABA-ϱ receptors are likey to be homopentameric ionotropic receptors, given the heteropentamer structure of the typical GABAa receptor types, which are built of a cyclic ring of 5 subunits, selected from a huge variety of subunit types, arranged in various different patterns,with different GABAa ligands binding between different selections of subunits, such as with a benzo, usually the selectivity is a 1, 2, 3 and/or 5 subunits, and a gamma, the benzodiazepine binding site is between two alphas, and a gamma subunit, whilst those bearing an alpha4 or alpha6 are benzo-insensitive but binds (ethyl, at least, but probably others)-alcohol, and neurosteroid GABA agonists like pregnanolone (not pregnenolone, pregnEnolone acts as an antagonist at GABAa neurosteroid-sensitive populations, or the synthetic neurosteroid agonists such as ganaxolone and others besides])


So the constituents within Melissa officianalis, mostly terpene(oid)s afaik, work to block degradation of GABA, which serves to give balm anxiolytic, calminative and soothing properties, good for those who find caffeine in tea a little much, and like a bit of its more jittery, pointier edges filed off, good too for stressed out folk who feel overloaded, stressed,  out, with frayed nerves etc.

There are also compounds present, such as for instance rosmarinic acid, which have effects on the cholinergic systems, via modulation of nicotinic receptors in particular, and I think, although am not 100% certain of by any means, some inhibitory effect upon acetylcholinesterase, which lead, together to enlivening and robustly supportive properties exerted upon cognition and upon especially, memory.

Not to mention a pleasant helping of antioxidants. And even were it devoid utterly, of any and every trace of healing properties whatsoever, it would still taste absolutely fantastic used to flavor tea, lovely and perky and fresh and lively, and generally, all around pleasant as a culinary ingredient, but particularly IMO, coming into its own for tea. Makes quite a pleasant infusion on its own actually too, which definitely does benefit from a squirt of lime juice, and  slice of lime, with its grated peel added, and a dash of again, honey, to sweeten it a little, and served hot, its very refreshing on a hot summers day. Can work well too (the plant, rather than the infusion) for the distillation of some pleasant spirits, the nature of which can be left up to the person preparing and consuming same, according to what the consumer likes in terms of personal tastes, with regard to the other herbs, fruits, spices etc. to be used in the creation of scent and flavor, rosewater makes for a nice base, after distillation of the raw spirit from over the chopped up balm and other botanicals, condensing the distillate and then making it up into something drinkable by dilution


 (you don't want to drink 100% w/w EtOH, it burns like everfucking fury on the way down. Tasted some absolute (non-denatured, horribly expensive, although I get my pure ethanol from poland if ever I require some anhydrous EtOH but do not wish to spend the time and resources in fermentation, distillation, purification and then reflux with then further distillation over calcium oxide (quicklime) under a current of inert gas supplied through drying tubes, protecting the whole lot, flame dried glassware, dessicant tubes of quicklime, or calcium carbide and what have you. Still not exactly the cheapest solvent I ever use, not by a long way, but it isn't so repugnantly overtaxed in eastern europe, or poland at least, as it would be were I forced to buy local, or from chemical supply houses, rather than a human being who works for themselves, and works hard, and honestly too, so isn't terribly inclined towards taxation :P

Neither on being stolen from herself, or in robbi....taxation, applied to others. I'm sure she'd rather have me for a loyal  customer than as a wallet in a pickable pocket; and at that, a loyal customer  who feels great gratitude towards her, and shows his appreciation for the way, she has gone out of her way to ensure my satisfaction, and willingness not only to provide her services at a very fair price, good customer service, and especially for the vast range of hard to get reagents, some of them quite simply un-purchasable by those outside of academic and govt. owned/funded institutions through most any non-private individual suppliers, by which I mean those who themselves are fellow citizen scientists. This particular lady, she works for herself, and aims to please her clientele, and she does a thoroughly good job of it too, allowing me to buy anything that she herself is capable of obtaining, all the tricky stuff, like rare and exotic solvents, run of the mill, yet usually either on 'watch lists'
or unavailable to private individuals through mainstream supply companies, such as for example, white phosphorus, pyridine, lithium aluminium hydride and other powerful hydride reducing agents, like NaH, borohydrides, STAB, cyanoborohydride, etc. and the juicy end of things like powerful halogenating agents like phosphorus tri/pentachloride, thionyl chloride, phosphoryl chloride, sulfur oxychloride, alkylating agents like methyl iodide, dimethyl sulfate (ick!), and various misc. things that mainstream chem supply houses simply wouldn't dare allow a private individual to purchase.

Basically, anything goes. I don't doubt if I went to her and asked for something like 'hey, need several tons of ABC and XYZ for a huge bomb, hail the invisible flying spaghetti monster, and Eris be praised! bwahahahahahahaha!!!!' I'd get short shrift if I was a terrorist. But for people who aren't allah-sturbators and psychotic thugs in general, then its all well and good, just as long as shes getting legitimate custom, that is to say, those who do not wish to pervert the scientific arts by using them for the causing of harm towards, or oppression of others, if someone isn't engaging in evil, then its all well and good.  Which works just fine for both of us. She gets her well-earned proceeds of business, I get my pick from her rich variety of excellent supplies, in a manner restrictionless, unrestrained and without being in the slightest way leashed by anything other than practical physical constraints as to things physically possible to transfer from a point of origin to a destination without decomposing, and with the proviso she herself has the capability to furnish what I may ask for, if she has it, and I can afford her prices, which are very fair indeed, and it would physically survive the journey without decomposing etc. then I've got it. Which suits me down to the ground, my one-stop-shop and go-to-girl for more or less anything and everything, not only because of quality of wares, but, because I also value being able to cultivate a working relationship with a specific supplier, and also, I value too, that service with a smile factor that you just don't get filling in an order form, ticking boxes in a catalog etc., not just quality that matters IMO, but the personal side of having a living, breathing human being on the other end of the business equation rather than a faceless body-corporate, that is just a huge corporation, thats so big they then often start to disdain the private customer, to the point of not even having the decency of deigning to answer a request, even to say sorry but we aren't selling XYZ to private individuals, but who get big enough they feel like they are bigger than god, in attitude wise, and too big to have to bother speaking to those 'beneath them.  Which isn't just irritating and aggravating, inconvenient but actually quite insulting really, to feel as though one is regarded as worth no better than something such big businesses just scraped off the sole of their shoe of canine origin and covered in green/black/grey/all the above colored fuzz.


Precisely the kind of shitty treatment and/or appallingo attitudes to customer service at that makes me want to slam down the phone, spit out a couple of teeth-blistering, toenail-curling curses; whereas my supplier that I use for my un-denatured ethanol amongst most everything else, she always leaves me with a smile on my face both after doing business, and upon receipt of my purchases. ''Service with a smile'' is something I feel one just cannot BUY, its priceless.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on May 09, 2016, 11:51:56 PM
I need another cup of coffee.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 10, 2016, 06:26:10 AM
I need another cup of coffee.

  I need a first cup of coffee.  :yawn:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on May 11, 2016, 12:14:54 AM
I need another cup of coffee.

  I need a first cup of coffee.  :yawn:

I can't post in the morning without having one first.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 11, 2016, 04:19:50 AM
  I'm having some now. :coffee: It's going to be a great day!
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: DirtDawg on May 11, 2016, 09:53:52 PM

I ordered a couple of really nice Ethiopian coffee blends for Mother's Day for my wife and I to enjoy.

We love Ethiopian coffee! I just wish the "fair trade" practices were more fair to the man and his family who work so hard to produce this superior product.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 14, 2016, 01:49:59 PM
  Having my first cup of the day at 3:45ish in the afternoon! :coffee:  About time too!
  Couldn't have any this morning because the power was out, then I went to work, power out there too.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: DirtDawg on May 14, 2016, 02:01:37 PM
I can teach you how to make your own fire, if you want.

I am talking about teaching you how to MAKE your OWN fire that you can make any time you want coffee and there is not power.


  :trollskull:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 14, 2016, 02:06:09 PM
I can teach you how to make your own fire, if you want.

I am talking about teaching you how to MAKE your OWN fire that you can make any time you want coffee and there is not power.


  :trollskull:

  Would I need a yard and a fire pit?  :kumbaya:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Lestat on May 14, 2016, 11:32:27 PM
Try potassium permanganate and glycerine. A blob of glycerine, stir in enough pot perm to make a paste, do so quickly, within maybe 5-10 seconds it starts smoking and fizzing, then bursts into a shortlived but pretty damn intense flame.

A similar thing can be done with pot perm sprinkled on some sort of combustible substance, like a wad of paper, then a few drops of conc. sulfuric acid drain cleaner (typically its 93 to 98%) This forms manganese (VIII) oxide, which is a POWERFUL, if unstable oxidizer, its not safe to prepare the substance in quantity, in a container, but in-situ like that it does work fine as a firelighter.
Unsafe only in bulk, as its unstable, and likes to explode on contact with organics (think, a stray speck of dust falls in, gets oxidized, producing heat, sets the thing off, kablooey.)
But it won't do that if all thats there is a pinch of the KMnO4 sprinkled over paper, hit with a few drops of sulfuric.

Or, get a powerful-ish battery, like a PP3 or lantern battery, and some cotton wool, sprinkle a bit of methylated spirit, or other such flammable  substance over it, then use a wire to short the terminals creating a hot spark (DON'T hold the wire, it gets hot enough to glow red.

Or you can use an AA, and a chewing gum wrapper, taking the foil out and cutting the middle so its far thinner than the rest, creating a weak point that will burn/melt easier than the rest, short the battery using that cut chewing gum wrapper, with the choke-point  buried in the cotton wool, which is your tinder, you want a ready prepared ball of first woodshavings, the finer the better and the easier it will take, accelerant  of some sort like a few drops of methylated spirit or lighter fluid (the naphtha type not butane gas which would just evap off of course), a bit of petrol siphoned off the car tank, again only a few drops are needed to help it take. Blow on it once you get an ember, cupped in the hand, (which is why you don't soak it in fuel, plus you want to target the area of dry cotton wool fiber
thats situated right next to or on the border with the bit soaked in fuel)

The cut-out part, leave a narrow strip, it acts like a fuse, and burns through when too much current for it to handle, which isn't much, with such a thin bit of foil, passes through, shorts it out, and it will, for a moment, glow red hot, and can be used to ignite something.

Alternatively, a close fitting, but not TOO tight fit rod in a hollowed piece of wood, metal or something, with a notch cut into one side to hold a bit of tinder. Belt it with a hammer, really, really hard, to drive the piston down, and rapidly withdraw it so as not to consume all the oxygen in the cavity and force the ignited material to go out. Works by adiabatic compression, heating the air enough to actually ignite something flammable in the way of tinder. Its called a fire piston, and its a very very ancient technique. And believe you me, its a LOT easier than a bow drill or pump drill.

I've tried cheating at the 'bow' drill technique, when I put the long drill part of the two bits of wood into a fucking black and decker, ran it at maximum speed and I STILL couldn't get anything more than some browning of the hearth, a bit of sawdust and maaaybe a wisp or two of smoke, even after a half hour or more of trying.

FUCK only knows how the devil ancient societies, tribespeople etc ever started fires with that technique, if the vast speed and friction increase, and less arm torture afforded  via the use of modern
power tools wouldn't work!

Alternatively if things are available, and the weather is sunny, use a magnifying glass to burn something, it can EASILY focus the sunlight down to a tiny little intense spot and be used to ignite tinder.

Sodium chlorate (can be found in some weedkillers, usually sold AS NaClO3 itself) although banned now for some reason in the UK) and drain cleaner sulfuric will work, via formation of a little bit of chlorine
dioxide, ClO2, a powerfully oxidizing gas, but you can make it by preparing a HOT solution of caustic soda, as concentrated as you can get it, then bubbling chlorine gas through it, hot the rxn gives chlorate, if done cold then you just get hypochlorite (the stuff used in chlorine bleach), addition of sulfuric acid (drain cleaner grade for those who don't happen to have conc. H2SO4 just hanging around)
to chlorate-soaked paper thats been let dry ignites on contact. You can make your Cl2 either via addition of permanganate to muriatic (hydrochloric) acid, IIRC, sulfuric and HCl works too can't remember for sure. Or sulfuric on common salt, just bubble it through the caustic soda solution while in a suitable container, on a scale, that way you know when the rxn is actually absorbing no more Cl2.

Heh, thats one way to make an autoigniting molotov cocktail too. 4/5ths petrol/oil or whatever, thickened petrol w/ acetone/polystyrene maybe if your an evil bastard about it) and the balance topped up
with conc. sulfuric. Cap it, wrap rags round soaked in chlorate and have dried,chlorate soaked rags tied round it. When thrown the acid hits the chlorate , ignites the petrol.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: DirtDawg on May 16, 2016, 12:40:49 PM
I can teach you how to make your own fire, if you want.

I am talking about teaching you how to MAKE your OWN fire that you can make any time you want coffee and there is not power.


  :trollskull:

  Would I need a yard and a fire pit?  :kumbaya:

Goes without saying. I have both, but my pit is not permanent. I can move it if I want to, since it is just a stack of bricks and blocks. I am still looking for the perfect design, but I am getting close.
Smart design, too, if I do say so myself.

I build a vented stack of landscaping blocks (leave airways between them when you position them) on the bottom, with an angled stack for a back wall and a rounded front to allow easy access.

I have tried various types of "pure ovals"  but the wide angled back serves the front oval cooking area better than the oval back.

Back to your post; do you NOT have a yard of any sort?
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 16, 2016, 07:11:24 PM
  I rent an apartment in a very small, multi-unit building.  There is a parking lot in back of the house,
  and a small front yard littered with cigarette butts and usually adorned with bags of trash and old
  appliances.  The point is, I rent, not own, so I don't think I should try to build a fire pit in that yard.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Gopher Gary on May 16, 2016, 08:08:48 PM
Set one of the old appliances on fire.  :viking:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Queen Victoria on May 16, 2016, 09:16:06 PM
  I rent an apartment in a very small, multi-unit building.  There is a parking lot in back of the house,
  and a small front yard littered with cigarette butts and usually adorned with bags of trash and old
  appliances.  The point is, I rent, not own, so I don't think I should try to build a fire pit in that yard.  :laugh:

''

You'd have plenty of kindling with the cigarette butts and trash.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: DirtDawg on May 16, 2016, 11:17:25 PM
  I rent an apartment in a very small, multi-unit building.  There is a parking lot in back of the house,
  and a small front yard littered with cigarette butts and usually adorned with bags of trash and old
  appliances.  The point is, I rent, not own, so I don't think I should try to build a fire pit in that yard.  :laugh:


I am sorry. I had no idea.

I suppose I am spoiled having my own property, even though I often complain about wanting more area.

Subject dropped.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on May 16, 2016, 11:28:00 PM
About to drink my first for the day.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 18, 2016, 04:56:09 AM
Set one of the old appliances on fire.  :viking:

  Then my coffee will taste like burning plastic!  :sick:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 18, 2016, 04:56:58 AM
  I rent an apartment in a very small, multi-unit building.  There is a parking lot in back of the house,
  and a small front yard littered with cigarette butts and usually adorned with bags of trash and old
  appliances.  The point is, I rent, not own, so I don't think I should try to build a fire pit in that yard.  :laugh:

''

You'd have plenty of kindling with the cigarette butts and trash.

  Ewww, I'm not touching other people's trash!   :runaway:  :GA:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 18, 2016, 05:00:42 AM
  I rent an apartment in a very small, multi-unit building.  There is a parking lot in back of the house,
  and a small front yard littered with cigarette butts and usually adorned with bags of trash and old
  appliances.  The point is, I rent, not own, so I don't think I should try to build a fire pit in that yard.  :laugh:


I am sorry. I had no idea.

I suppose I am spoiled having my own property, even though I often complain about wanting more area.

Subject dropped.

  No worries.  I probably could have bought my own place by now if I'd managed my money better. 


   ( I still might.  8) )
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on May 19, 2016, 12:19:42 AM
My first for today.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 19, 2016, 06:41:57 AM
  I'm having some right now!  It's the best stuff on earth! :coffee:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 30, 2016, 04:06:43 PM
  I think I need another cup.  Maybe I'll get a second wind and get some stuff done! :coffee:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 11, 2016, 05:32:55 AM
  My first cup is almost gone.  I'll have more at work! :coffee:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Icequeen on September 11, 2016, 07:57:58 AM
Almost done with my first cup.

Damn that went fast.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 12, 2016, 06:05:34 AM
Almost done with my first cup.

Damn that went fast.

  Mine's going fast too!  Fortunately there's more at work! :coffee:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Icequeen on September 12, 2016, 10:47:17 AM
Time for a second cup.  :yawn:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on September 12, 2016, 11:21:42 AM
(https://cynthiahallis.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/large-cup-of-coffee.jpg)
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 13, 2016, 06:16:57 PM
  I didn't have any coffee today till almost 7 p.m., what was I thinking?!  :fp:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: renaeden on November 17, 2016, 12:07:34 AM
I rarely drink coffee but this morning I had a white choc mocha. With a few biscuits.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on November 17, 2016, 01:16:14 AM
This community was once again saved by a cup of strong black coffee. :M
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on November 17, 2016, 06:18:31 AM
This community was once again saved by a cup of strong black coffee. :M

  For the want of a nail, etc.  Keep drinking the life-giving brew! :coffee:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Icequeen on November 17, 2016, 06:47:15 AM
I just had a cup...doused with Chocolate caramel creamer.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on November 17, 2016, 09:25:49 AM
That's just wrong. :GA:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Queen Victoria on November 17, 2016, 10:45:42 AM
French Vanilla flavoured coffee just now.

 Not fond of mocha or hazelnut.  Some place had the abomination of Peppermint coffee! ! ! !
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Icequeen on November 17, 2016, 11:13:22 AM
That's just wrong. :GA:

I'm about to have another cup of wrongness.  >:D
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Walkie on November 17, 2016, 01:46:32 PM
I missed the discussion about Trump at last week's political meeting . Nothing in particular  was scheduled for this week, too many members being away at some rally. Main item in the resulting casual free-for-all turned out to  "Mark, the coffee killer" ... this guy who'd kicked over our leader's very large latte (so big and heavy that Mark  rebounded from the impact I was assured ) and spilled it all over the floor (ever drop!) at a recent conference, then declined to replace it.

Horror!  Actually Mark didn't exactly decline to replace it , he just proved impervious to 10-ton hints to the effect that he ought to replace it (such as directions to nearest vendor, followed by directions to a cheaper vendor, if he preferred?). As An Aspie, i thoroughly enjoyed hearing about somebody else's density in this respect ofc.  But , no, Mark isn't an Aspie. Eventually a satisfactory explanation was proffered by one of the Daves: poor Mark had been  under a great deal of stress recently, and had consequently done something so unthinkable, it had to be repeated twice : he had taken up smoking. Ah, yeah. That makes total sense. Do you know how much tobacco duty we pay in this country? plus VAT. And you seemed to get into some kind of recursive loop with these taxes, last I checked. Way to reduce your anxiety , huh?

Keep your coffee out of the road of those smokers, guys.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Fun With Matches on November 17, 2016, 05:48:33 PM
French Vanilla flavoured coffee just now.

 Not fond of mocha or hazelnut.  Some place had the abomination of Peppermint coffee! ! ! !

I tried a vanilla cappuccino the other day, it was tasty at first, then towards the end, even though it was stirred well...it was too much sweetness for me. A little bit of sweetness yeh, but not a whole cup of it, TBH I prefer just plain cappuccino with a couple of less sweet biscuits to dip in it, way nicer. 8)
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: renaeden on November 17, 2016, 09:53:50 PM
French Vanilla flavoured coffee just now.

Not fond of mocha or hazelnut.  Some place had the abomination of Peppermint coffee! ! ! !
I tried a vanilla cappuccino the other day, it was tasty at first, then towards the end, even though it was stirred well...it was too much sweetness for me. A little bit of sweetness yeh, but not a whole cup of it, TBH I prefer just plain cappuccino with a couple of less sweet biscuits to dip in it, way nicer. 8)
That is what I had this morning - a coffee with biscuits dipped in it.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Queen Victoria on November 17, 2016, 09:54:42 PM
a favorite childhood treat was milk with lots of graham crackers crumbled in.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: renaeden on November 17, 2016, 09:55:27 PM
a favorite childhood treat was milk with lots of graham crackers crumbled in.
Yeah, yum!
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Gopher Gary on November 17, 2016, 10:21:33 PM
Wet soggy sweet breads. :aff:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on November 18, 2016, 12:49:12 AM
I met with a friend over lunch last week. Afterwards, we had coffee and I managed to knock over my cup, pouring the contents over my crotch. I'm not sure what hurt me more, the hot coffee or the embarrassment. :-[
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: renaeden on November 18, 2016, 02:08:50 AM
I met with a friend over lunch last week. Afterwards, we had coffee and I managed to knock over my cup, pouring the contents over my crotch. I'm not sure what hurt me more, the hot coffee or the embarrassment. :-[
I hope you wore dark pants. Ouch though.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on November 18, 2016, 05:08:53 AM
French Vanilla flavoured coffee just now.

 Not fond of mocha or hazelnut.  Some place had the abomination of Peppermint coffee! ! ! !

  Peppermint, oy, never.  Not even for Christmas!   :santa:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on November 18, 2016, 05:10:05 AM
Wet soggy sweet breads. :aff:

  Who are you to be picky?  You live in a hole in the ground.  :hahaha: :trollskull:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on November 18, 2016, 05:11:40 AM
I met with a friend over lunch last week. Afterwards, we had coffee and I managed to knock over my cup, pouring the contents over my crotch. I'm not sure what hurt me more, the hot coffee or the embarrassment. :-[

  I hope you're OK, but I'm laughing like a loon right now because of that silly word crotch. :rofl:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Walkie on November 18, 2016, 11:43:49 AM
I met with a friend over lunch last week. Afterwards, we had coffee and I managed to knock over my cup, pouring the contents over my crotch. I'm not sure what hurt me more, the hot coffee or the embarrassment. :-[

ouch. that's only meant to happen in comedy films .

i'm usually the one who  does things like that in real life (when I worked as barmaid, they swiftly learned not to send me round, collecting the empties from the tables. too many drinks in too many laps  :-[  but  luckily that was before they started serving  hot coffee in bars *phew* )

i don't suppose a  :plus:  workl as much of a salve, but have one, anyway  :LOL:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on November 18, 2016, 02:54:03 PM
I met with a friend over lunch last week. Afterwards, we had coffee and I managed to knock over my cup, pouring the contents over my crotch. I'm not sure what hurt me more, the hot coffee or the embarrassment. :-[
I hope you wore dark pants. Ouch though.

A long coat, thankfully. :zoinks:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on November 18, 2016, 02:56:04 PM
I met with a friend over lunch last week. Afterwards, we had coffee and I managed to knock over my cup, pouring the contents over my crotch. I'm not sure what hurt me more, the hot coffee or the embarrassment. :-[

ouch. that's only meant to happen in comedy films .

i'm usually the one who  does things like that in real life (when I worked as barmaid, they swiftly learned not to send me round, collecting the empties from the tables. too many drinks in too many laps  :-[  but  luckily that was before they started serving  hot coffee in bars *phew* )

i don't suppose a  :plus:  workl as much of a salve, but have one, anyway  :LOL:

Actually, once I was over the initial, um, excitement, I laughed like a loon, and so did my friend. And the people dining at the table next to ours.

But thanks for the commiserations.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on November 19, 2016, 11:08:23 AM
  Having my first cup of the day, and it's a little past noon.  Too much time sleeping!  :dream:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Queen Victoria on November 19, 2016, 02:09:07 PM
coffee sounds good right now.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 11, 2017, 07:02:59 AM
  I'm drinking some now, black because I'm out of half-and-half.  :arrr:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 19, 2017, 06:16:42 AM
  Just a few more sips, then it's time for work! :pirate:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: MLA on April 06, 2017, 10:35:33 AM
How the hell did this thread go dark?

I'm so damn tired I think I might die.  :tea: :tea: :tea: :tea: :coffee: :coffee: :coffee: :spaz:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 07, 2017, 05:07:14 AM
How the hell did this thread go dark?

I'm so damn tired I think I might die.  :tea: :tea: :tea: :tea: :coffee: :coffee: :coffee: :spaz:

  Did the :coffee: make you feel better?    :yawn:   -----> :pirate:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Icequeen on April 07, 2017, 05:58:55 AM
Having some now.

Cream and sugar. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v249/danny0023/smilies/Eat-Sleep%20and%20Drink/coffee.gif)
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: MLA on April 07, 2017, 12:36:43 PM
How the hell did this thread go dark?

I'm so damn tired I think I might die.  :tea: :tea: :tea: :tea: :coffee: :coffee: :coffee: :spaz:

  Did the :coffee: make you feel better?    :yawn:   -----> :pirate:

Eventually  :yawn:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on April 08, 2017, 02:12:34 AM
:coffee:

Saving lives. :M
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 08, 2017, 06:07:03 AM
  I'm having some right now :coffee: to fortify my tired self!
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Icequeen on April 09, 2017, 07:33:56 AM
On my first cup. :yawn:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 10, 2017, 04:50:21 AM
On my first cup. :yawn:

  Having mine now.  I had too little yesterday and ended up with a headache.  :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on April 11, 2017, 12:26:47 AM
Just finished my first for the day.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on June 07, 2017, 10:04:59 AM
 I had to switch to decaffeinated coffee about 3 months ago. It's ok but I really miss caffeine  :bigcry:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on June 07, 2017, 11:45:00 PM
Why did you give up on caffeine?
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 08, 2017, 06:13:31 AM
  Maybe his stomach doesn't tolerate it anymore.  Thank god mine does. :coffee:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on June 08, 2017, 04:58:40 PM
Why did you give up on caffeine?

I had an acute gastritis attack a few months back and wound up in the hospital. I was told to quit Caffeine, Alcohol and certain foods.  :bigcry:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jack on June 08, 2017, 06:55:41 PM
Just finished my first for the day.

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Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 09, 2017, 04:33:09 AM
Why did you give up on caffeine?

I had an acute gastritis attack a few months back and wound up in the hospital. I was told to quit Caffeine, Alcohol and certain foods.  :bigcry:

  How's that going?  :orly:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: FourAceDeal on June 09, 2017, 07:29:12 AM
A small good quality coffee, black.  With a brown sugar cube dropped in it.  Add a large Jamesons and top with whipped cream.

It's the only way to drink coffee.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on June 09, 2017, 08:19:34 PM
Coffee coffee coffee
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on December 01, 2018, 09:37:18 AM
 :agreed: :wanker: :laugh: :eyebrows: :plus:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Icequeen on December 01, 2018, 11:08:19 AM
Just had coffee.
 ;)
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on December 01, 2018, 01:49:18 PM
3rd cup today
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on December 02, 2018, 11:40:36 AM
2nd cup of the day
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: renaeden on December 03, 2018, 01:05:41 AM
Today is just too hot to drink coffee or tea.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on December 03, 2018, 10:07:02 AM
Twice today so far. Coffee makes me horny
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Post by: Queen Victoria on December 03, 2018, 10:54:43 AM
Found two insulated and capped coffee cups while cleaning yesterday.  Let winter blow as it may.  I will be warm.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on December 06, 2018, 03:27:23 PM
Coffee coffee coffee
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Post by: Bastet on January 03, 2019, 09:10:32 PM
High on Starbucks coffee
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 05, 2019, 07:34:14 AM
  Drinking some home-brewed coffee now.  Also, my brother regifted me a Starbucks coffee-and-mug set
  he got for Christmas, since he does not drink anything with caffeine in it.  I'll have that later. :coffee:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Minister Of Silly Walks on January 05, 2019, 06:31:52 PM
Too much good coffee in Australia. Crap Starbucks coffee never got a foothold.

I love Starbucks. But the coffee is pretty ordinary. There are usually at least a couple of places that do better coffee nearby.

That said, I'm drinking instant coffee with soy milk now. It's an acquired taste.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Calandale on January 05, 2019, 07:38:45 PM
I don't find Stardollar's coffee all that 'ordinary'. They burn their beans, for one thing.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: renaeden on January 05, 2019, 10:07:42 PM
Drinking some home-brewed coffee now.  Also, my brother regifted me a Starbucks coffee-and-mug set he got for Christmas, since he does not drink anything with caffeine in it.  I'll have that later. :coffee:
That turned out to be an excellent present for you. :)

We have Gloria Jean's and Dome within walking distance if we want coffee. Kayleigh mostly gets mocha while my tastes change all the time.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Minister Of Silly Walks on January 06, 2019, 12:45:14 AM
I don't find Stardollar's coffee all that 'ordinary'. They burn their beans, for one thing.

"pretty ordinary" translates to "crap" in Straya.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Tequila on January 12, 2019, 09:27:57 AM
Too much good coffee in Australia. Crap Starbucks coffee never got a foothold.

I love Starbucks. But the coffee is pretty ordinary. There are usually at least a couple of places that do better coffee nearby.

That said, I'm drinking instant coffee with soy milk now. It's an acquired taste.

If you have the dorrah, get the actual proper automatic coffee machines.  They are awesome and will suck your dick, they are that good.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 12, 2019, 09:51:30 AM
  I'm going to need another cup, very soon. :coffee:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Minister Of Silly Walks on January 12, 2019, 07:39:13 PM
Too much good coffee in Australia. Crap Starbucks coffee never got a foothold.

I love Starbucks. But the coffee is pretty ordinary. There are usually at least a couple of places that do better coffee nearby.

That said, I'm drinking instant coffee with soy milk now. It's an acquired taste.

If you have the dorrah, get the actual proper automatic coffee machines.  They are awesome and will suck your dick, they are that good.

That's a good suggestion. Although I may not test its dick sucking feature, I prefer soy milk in my coffee. Not a big fan of man milk.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Queen Victoria on January 12, 2019, 09:13:18 PM
My powdered creams are in my cabinet: regular, French vanilla & hazelnut.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Tequila on January 13, 2019, 03:56:10 AM
Too much good coffee in Australia. Crap Starbucks coffee never got a foothold.

I love Starbucks. But the coffee is pretty ordinary. There are usually at least a couple of places that do better coffee nearby.

That said, I'm drinking instant coffee with soy milk now. It's an acquired taste.

If you have the dorrah, get the actual proper automatic coffee machines.  They are awesome and will suck your dick, they are that good.

That's a good suggestion. Although I may not test its dick sucking feature, I prefer soy milk in my coffee. Not a big fan of man milk.

Put your own poofy milk in it then. Americano it is.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Minister Of Silly Walks on January 13, 2019, 06:19:02 AM
Put your own poofy milk in it then. Americano it is.

 :spitscreen:

You have a solid point there. It is kind of debatable whether it's more poofy to have soy milk or semen in one's coffee.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 13, 2019, 03:37:02 PM
Put your own poofy milk in it then. Americano it is.

 :spitscreen:

You have a solid point there. It is kind of debatable whether it's more poofy to have soy milk or semen in one's coffee.

  WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THIS THREAD  :zombiefuck: :headhurts: :sick: :happypuke:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on January 13, 2019, 04:32:03 PM
Put your own poofy milk in it then. Americano it is.

 :spitscreen:

You have a solid point there. It is kind of debatable whether it's more poofy to have soy milk or semen in one's coffee.

  WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THIS THREAD  :zombiefuck: :headhurts: :sick: :happypuke:

This is an intervention, I2 style, to make you deal with your addiction.  :angel:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on January 13, 2019, 11:36:39 PM
I had coffee this morning. I thought you might want to know.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Tequila on July 03, 2019, 07:30:14 AM
Anyone see me fred in Elder?
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on July 03, 2019, 03:47:30 PM
^Eh?

I had coffee again this morning. My morning rituals remain unaltered.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Tequila on July 03, 2019, 08:01:05 PM
The thread about my coffee machine!
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on April 20, 2020, 08:32:49 AM
Black coffee. 1st cup moving quickly to the second
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on April 22, 2020, 08:51:40 AM
Black coffee. 1st cup moving quickly to the second
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: SBI_Patience on April 22, 2020, 09:40:20 AM
Literally needing coffee, haven't had one that I really like since the 23rd of March. Made one last week but didn't enjoy it as much as I would have liked to.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on April 25, 2020, 09:55:32 AM
3 cups gone.  :yawn:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on April 25, 2020, 01:01:29 PM
Looking forward to my first one tomorrow morning.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: renaeden on April 29, 2020, 11:14:40 PM
Going to have a coffee this afternoon. Hope it's a good one.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Minister Of Silly Walks on April 30, 2020, 12:47:41 AM
I am now a fan of unsweetened cashew milk in my coffee.

It can be difficult to find in the supermarket, though. It's a fairly new product.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Parts on April 30, 2020, 08:40:27 AM
Just finished some more brewing
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Post by: Lord of the Ales on May 02, 2020, 03:35:04 AM
Second cup required before I'm compus mentis.  :yawn:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on May 03, 2020, 09:01:02 AM
2nd or 3rd cup can't remember.  :grouphug:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jesse on May 04, 2020, 06:20:09 PM
Late afternoon cup
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Post by: odeon on May 05, 2020, 01:09:50 AM
Two wonderful life-giving cups this morning.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Lord of the Ales on May 05, 2020, 04:11:56 AM
On second cup with pepsi max :coffee:  :yawn:
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: SBI_Patience on May 05, 2020, 04:46:50 AM
Craving for one but knowing me, that's definitely going to be 3.
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Post by: renaeden on May 21, 2020, 10:23:05 PM
Kayleigh drank black coffee last night. Geez I could smell it, very strong.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Jack on May 21, 2020, 10:49:32 PM
Kayleigh drank black coffee last night. Geez I could smell it, very strong.
Do you not like the smell of coffee?
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Minister Of Silly Walks on May 21, 2020, 11:17:21 PM
Until I was in my late teens the smell of coffee, mango or papaya made me want to chunder. Literally.

Then around the age of 20 I found I could tolerate those smells and I started to even like them.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: renaeden on May 21, 2020, 11:53:14 PM
Kayleigh drank black coffee last night. Geez I could smell it, very strong.
Do you not like the smell of coffee?
I actually do like the smell of coffee but not when it's burnt. I think the Kayleigh's coffee was burnt a little.

It's funny, but I used to loathe the smell of Earl Grey tea. If I had a close sniff of it, I would feel like being sick. Then I had ECT and since then I'll drink it, no trouble. It's nice to me now.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Minister Of Silly Walks on May 22, 2020, 12:51:04 AM
Early Grey Tea is gross.

Artificially flavoured teas used to be popular back in the 80s. I remember even when somebody else was drinking it or preparing it, the smell was disgusting.

Artificial pineapple flavour is awful. One time I ordered a pineapple juice at a pool hall in Indonesia, I have no idea why I did that. Just a temporary craving I guess. What they served up was some really nasty pineapple cordial, obviously made out of artificial pineapple flavour and sugar, and they put some dodgy pineapple pulp into it so it would look more real. It was awful, one sip was all I could take. I like artificial strawberry flavour but it tastes very different to actual strawberries.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on May 22, 2020, 01:31:56 AM
I want more coffee.
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Post by: FourAceDeal on May 22, 2020, 01:56:34 AM
Early Grey Tea is gross.

Artificially flavoured teas used to be popular back in the 80s. I remember even when somebody else was drinking it or preparing it, the smell was disgusting.

Artificial pineapple flavour is awful. One time I ordered a pineapple juice at a pool hall in Indonesia, I have no idea why I did that. Just a temporary craving I guess. What they served up was some really nasty pineapple cordial, obviously made out of artificial pineapple flavour and sugar, and they put some dodgy pineapple pulp into it so it would look more real. It was awful, one sip was all I could take. I like artificial strawberry flavour but it tastes very different to actual strawberries.

There is no such thing as flavoured tea.  There is only tea.  The fruit stuff is merely twigs in a bag.

Earl Grey is on the cusp.  I guess it's allowable.  It's probably the tea equivalent of the dirty martini.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: SBI_Patience on May 30, 2020, 04:39:06 PM
Definitely not a fan of earl grey, my grandmother may have put me right off of it when I was younger. Definitely more of a fan of PG Tips and occasionally a bit of Tetley.

Had a big cup of coffee this morning.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: odeon on May 31, 2020, 12:52:20 AM
Drinking my first for today. Poetry.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: SBI_Patience on June 02, 2020, 11:54:11 PM
After all that party, coffee is strongly required.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Minister Of Silly Walks on June 03, 2020, 12:13:35 AM
I like strong black tea. No sugar, no milk. Sometimes if I'm trying to cut back on the Pepsi Max I will drink big mugs of weak black tea with no sugar.

I don't mind some of the teas that have flowers or mint in them. Just as long as it isn't some chemically enhanced artificial flavour.

My mother used to joke that her father liked his tea like he liked his women, "strong and black". Political correctness wasn't really a thing back then.

I can't drink instant coffee black like Americans do. I mean I can, but it's not pleasant. I need a good dash of unsweetened almond milk or cashew milk or soy milk at a stretch. And no sugar. Cashew milk is the best but it's hard to find.
Title: Re: Coffee thread.
Post by: Lord of the Ales on June 09, 2020, 11:38:08 AM
More coffee guzzled, with a side of Pepsi Max Raspberry for extra caffeinating  :GA: