INTENSITY²
Start here => Games => Topic started by: Icequeen on March 09, 2013, 04:07:46 PM
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Post it.
(http://www.automoblog.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Rolls-Royce-Wraith-2-623x431.jpg)
The Wraith
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(http://files.conceptcarz.com/img/Dodge/2010-Dodge-Challenger-Plum-Crazy-Image-03-800.jpg)
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I love the new Challengers.
Can't have a car porn thread without Aston Martins.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-k69BhRQfU9Y/UK2WkBbbEMI/AAAAAAAAIB0/w-hozdxz0oI/s1600/aston-martin-vanquish-04.jpg)
(http://www.autoweek.com/galleryimage/CW/20120619/CARNEWS/619009999/PH/1/4/Aston-Martin-Vanquish.jpg)
(http://www.classicdriver.com/upload/images/_uk/16404/aston_martin_vanquish_2012_05pop.jpg)
(http://images.thetruthaboutcars.com/2012/06/aston_martin_vanquish_3.jpeg)
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Here's some mature car porn :green:
(http://cooleronthelakeshore.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Stanley-Steamer-I1.jpg)
It's a Stanley Steamer I have always been fascinated by them
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The BMW M Coupe wasn't a popular car, but I dig them.
(http://www.ccwheel.com/gallery/BMW/M%20SERIES/COUPE/LM20/zoomed/01.jpg)
(http://www.ccwheel.com/gallery/BMW/M%20SERIES/COUPE/LM20/zoomed/02.jpg)
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BMW :thumbup:
Classic porn.
(http://www.spare-wheel.com/files/Yenko-Super-Camaro.jpg)
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(http://www.myxxxblog.com/galleries/images/Classic%20Car%20Porn0_tn.jpg)
(http://sexpornerotica.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/best-car-porn.jpeg)
(http://www.tinynibbles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/cars-move-us1.jpeg)
(http://media.girlfriendvids.net/photos/1111/car-brunette-amateur-porn-photos.jpg)
(http://www.britcom.org.uk/misc/tailpipe.jpg)
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(http://nonsek.com/nation/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/rat-rods3.jpg)
(http://cdn.speedhunters.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/rat1_1Y6b_1.jpg)
(http://cdn.speedhunters.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/rat2_1vUO_1.jpg)
(http://oregonhotrod.com/images/ShowTell-Brads30FordRatRod-002.jpg)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-rWrjNnGdwtg/Tce96kxmXcI/AAAAAAAACMs/YSnmQpCBgQ8/s1600/1932-ford-rat-rod.jpg)
(http://all-carz.com/data_images/dodge-rat-rod/dodge-rat-rod-10.jpg)
(http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/3927/vwbeetlemilitaryratrod3.jpg)
(http://ekhatch.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/rat-rod-vw-06.jpg)
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The DB9 is fabulous.
(http://a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/57/2859a462c68174da027c9584aa7717ac/l.jpg)
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The XK8. :heart:
(http://www.scorpiocars.net/images/fb_folder/10437.jpg)
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And the E-Type, of course. You can't have car porn without the E-Type
(http://gomotors.net/photos/d9/11/jaguar-etype-roadster-view-download-wallpaper-400x300-comments_e1863.jpg)
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Jaguar XJ13. There's only one in the world.
(http://flipacars.com/pics/Jaguar/jaguar-xj13-02.jpg)
(http://www.motorstown.com/images/jaguar-xj13-01.jpg)
(http://img2.netcarshow.com/Jaguar-XJ13_1966_1024x768_wallpaper_03.jpg)
(http://image.motortrend.com/f/classic/wallpaper/1008_1966_jaguar_xj13_wallpaper_gallery/28779977+w1600+h1200+st0/1966-jaguar-XJ13-three-quarter-in-motion.jpg)
(http://image.motortrend.com/f/classic/wallpaper/1008_1966_jaguar_xj13_wallpaper_gallery/30188299%20w1600%20h1200%20st0/1966-jaguar-XJ13-front-three-quarters.jpg)
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The XJ220
(http://teamspeed.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=87508&stc=1&d=1323139734)
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I'm not normally a fan of Mercs, but this one is beautiful.
(http://flipacars.com/pics/Mercedes-Benz/mercedes-benz-cls-55-amg-02.jpg)
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Jags were unreliable pieces of shit until Ford bought them.
It was the Ford engineers who told the guys at Jaguar to quit making gaskets out of old newspaper.
Hey, you know why Jaguar didn't make watches? because they couldn't figure out how to make them leak oil!!! :LOL:
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Jags were unreliable pieces of shit until Ford bought them.
It was the Ford engineers who told the guys at Jaguar to quit making gaskets out of old newspaper.
Hey, you know why Jaguar didn't make watches? because they couldn't figure out how to make them leak oil!!! :LOL:
I like the picture of you above. The one where you are committing adultery with the vehicle while robed in the garments of a whore.
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(http://files.conceptcarz.com/img/Dodge/2010-Dodge-Challenger-Plum-Crazy-Image-03-800.jpg)
This one changes colors and sings! :checkout:
Hello Stranger - Barbara Lewis (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-VDbbjIto4#)
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Jags were unreliable pieces of shit until Ford bought them.
It was the Ford engineers who told the guys at Jaguar to quit making gaskets out of old newspaper.
Hey, you know why Jaguar didn't make watches? because they couldn't figure out how to make them leak oil!!! :LOL:
Ah, yes, Ford. Here's a lasting contribution of theirs.
(http://forums.watchuseek.com/attachments/f73/887881d1354039744-most-ugly-cars-all-time-800px-1990_ford_festiva_l_plus_-_03-16-2012_2.jpg)
Another memorable design.
(http://dailynewsdig.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Ford-Ka.jpg)
Here's a classic.
(http://www.cmn.com/wp-content/uploads/Ford-Pinto-1973.jpg)
The bloody tree is better-looking, for chrissakes.
(http://crazy80.c.r.pic.centerblog.net/tbdww0ff.jpg)
My eyes, my eyes! :GA:
Really, Scrap. I know you can't afford a decent car but you can post pics. It's what this thread is for.
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Keep reading this thread title as pop corn.
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:zombiefuck: Pinto flashback. :GA:
(http://www.diecast.org/assets/images/forums/2012/10/03/72_Torino_front.jpg)
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:zombiefuck: Pinto flashback. :GA:
Sorry about that. It was for Scrap's own good.
(http://cfc.bizspeaking.com/image/bizitem_9d4181f7ff28ef7b209afb604cb96cf5df7db7b9.jpg)
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Jags were unreliable pieces of shit until Ford bought them.
It was the Ford engineers who told the guys at Jaguar to quit making gaskets out of old newspaper.
Hey, you know why Jaguar didn't make watches? because they couldn't figure out how to make them leak oil!!! :LOL:
Ah, yes, Ford. Here's a lasting contribution of theirs.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0x8XNFcF7Zw/TKmOdwSDhnI/AAAAAAAAAO8/ozOpmGTQKgg/s1600/Jaguar%20S%20type%20(8).jpg)
Really, Scrap. I know you can't afford a decent car but you can post pics. It's what this thread is for.
Decent car? I drive the same brand you do...
... a FORD!
The Jag S-type is a Ford DEW chassis with a Ford powertrain.
I drive a Mazda B4000, same thing as the Ford Ranger.
You drive a Ford, welcome to the club. :wanker:
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:zombiefuck: Pinto flashback. :GA:
(http://www.diecast.org/assets/images/forums/2012/10/03/72_Torino_front.jpg)
Uuum, that's a Torino.
:scratchhead:
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Jags were unreliable pieces of shit until Ford bought them.
It was the Ford engineers who told the guys at Jaguar to quit making gaskets out of old newspaper.
Hey, you know why Jaguar didn't make watches? because they couldn't figure out how to make them leak oil!!! :LOL:
Ah, yes, Ford. Here's a lasting contribution of theirs.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0x8XNFcF7Zw/TKmOdwSDhnI/AAAAAAAAAO8/ozOpmGTQKgg/s1600/Jaguar%20S%20type%20(8).jpg)
Really, Scrap. I know you can't afford a decent car but you can post pics. It's what this thread is for.
Decent car? I drive the same brand you do...
... a FORD!
The Jag S-type is a Ford DEW chassis with a Ford powertrain.
I drive a Mazda B4000, same thing as the Ford Ranger.
You drive a Ford, welcome to the club. :wanker:
Actually I drive one of these:
(http://auto.kh.cz/jaguarxk8.jpg)
And the S-Type platform was jointly developed by Jaguar and Ford, yes. It was first used on a Lincoln, though.
Did you have an actual point?
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http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,17144.msg740464.html#msg740464 (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,17144.msg740464.html#msg740464) :hahaha:
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Uuum, that's a Torino.
:scratchhead:
1972 Gran Torino 428 Cobra Jet.
Sorry, I was referring to odeon's pinto pos above that in the first line. :LOL:
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http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,17144.msg740464.html#msg740464 (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,17144.msg740464.html#msg740464) :hahaha:
I switched to an XK close to a year ago, Scrap. But I guess it's so you to barge in without a clue.
It's amusing that you'd rather focus on an another person's Jaguar than simply post pics of beautiful cars.
Here's an XK8. Mine is black but this is the same MY.
(http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/vehicle-pictures/2000/jaguar/xk8/0039-046-front-angle-480.jpg)
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mmm... Lotus...
(http://flipacars.com/pics/Lotus/lotus-exige-03.jpg)
(http://www.tflcar.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/2006-Lotus-Exige-S.jpg)
(http://cars-database.com/data_images/models/lotus-exige/lotus-exige-03.jpg)
(http://www.seriouswheels.com/pics-2006/2006-Lotus-Exige-S-RA-1280x960.jpg)
(http://www.dreamroad.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/lotus-exige-s.jpg)
(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRgfM61o2-qi-kEutAnIz1XkJjjzc8IecQupRo_XJmQj8NpT1P5sw)
(http://media.caranddriver.com/images/09q4/303538/2009-lotus-exige-s-260-sport-photo-303896-s-1280x782.jpg)
(http://robson.m3rlin.org/cars/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/lotus_sport_exige_1_2005-1.jpg)
(http://www.pcwalls.net/walls/lotus_exige_s2_2006_wallpaper-normal.jpg)
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I luuuurrrrrvve the Lancia Stratos. I want to marry it.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/96/Lancia-Stratos-HF-Group-4-%27.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/00/Lancia_Stratos_HF_001.JPG)
(http://www.ridelust.com/wp-content/uploads/lancia-stratos-hf-group-4_10.jpg)
(http://www.allsportauto.com/photoautre/lancia/stratos/1974_lancia_stratos_36_sb.jpg)
(http://www.motorsportretro.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/2004121121521_LanciaStratos04.jpg)
(http://www.motorsportretro.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/59-lancia-stratos1.jpg)
(http://autoinjected.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/lancia_stratos_alitalia.jpg)
(http://images.thecarconnection.com/lrg/pininfarina-coachbuilt-modern-lancia-stratos_100319170_l.jpg)
(http://www.deviantart.com/download/108838950/Lancia_Stratos_rally_car_by_CrazyTaffTog.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cc/Lancia_Stratos_HF_02.jpg)
(http://www.uniquecarsandparts.com.au/images/car_info/large/lancia_stratos.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ef/Lancia_Stratos_HF_07.jpg)
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It's amusing that you'd rather focus on an another person's Jaguar than simply post pics of beautiful cars.
You're the one who brought up the topic of who's driving what. Don't try to pin that shit on me. Do I have to re-post the conversation even though it's at the top of the page? I know you have the memory of a goldfish and all...
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It's amusing that you'd rather focus on an another person's Jaguar than simply post pics of beautiful cars.
You're the one who brought up the topic of who's driving what. Don't try to pin that shit on me. Do I have to re-post the conversation even though it's at the top of the page? I know you have the memory of a goldfish and all...
Let's see...
I posted pics of Jaguars.
You replied with some moronic statements about Jag quality 'til Ford bought the company.
I posted some Ford all time greatest hits and pointed out that while you don't seem to be able to afford a decent car, you can still post pictures of one.
You claimed (erroneously) that I drive a Ford and added the link to an S-Type in the post you quoted.
I pointed out that I drive an XK.
You linked to my Jag appreciation thread with pictures of the S-Type no longer in my possession. Not sure what your point was, tbh.
I again pointed out that I drive an XK.
That about right, Scrap, or do you want to place that foot of yours more firmly in your mouth?
Here's a newer XK:
(http://www.oficinadasjantes.com/extras/foto_galeria_3.jpg)
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It's amusing that you'd rather focus on an another person's Jaguar than simply post pics of beautiful cars.
You're the one who brought up the topic of who's driving what. Don't try to pin that shit on me. Do I have to re-post the conversation even though it's at the top of the page? I know you have the memory of a goldfish and all...
Let's see...
I posted some Ford all time greatest hits and pointed out that while you don't seem to be able to afford a decent car, you can still post pictures of one.
:clap:
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(http://revrods.com/Projects/57_Chevy/57_Chevy_Pics/57_Chevy_01.JPG)
(http://revrods.com/Projects/57_Chevy/57_Chevy_Pics/57_Chevy_0560.JPG)
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It's amusing that you'd rather focus on an another person's Jaguar than simply post pics of beautiful cars.
You're the one who brought up the topic of who's driving what. Don't try to pin that shit on me. Do I have to re-post the conversation even though it's at the top of the page? I know you have the memory of a goldfish and all...
Let's see...
I posted some Ford all time greatest hits and pointed out that while you don't seem to be able to afford a decent car, you can still post pictures of one.
:clap:
Kind of touchy, aren't you? It must really bother you, first to post that bitter comment about Jaguar and then this. :hahaha:
(http://www.motorstown.com/images/ferrari-daytona-02.jpg)
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Jags were unreliable pieces of shit until Ford bought them.
It was the Ford engineers who told the guys at Jaguar to quit making gaskets out of old newspaper.
Hey, you know why Jaguar didn't make watches? because they couldn't figure out how to make them leak oil!!! :LOL:
Ah, yes, Ford. Here's a lasting contribution of theirs.
(http://forums.watchuseek.com/attachments/f73/887881d1354039744-most-ugly-cars-all-time-800px-1990_ford_festiva_l_plus_-_03-16-2012_2.jpg)
Another memorable design.
(http://dailynewsdig.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Ford-Ka.jpg)
Here's a classic.
(http://www.cmn.com/wp-content/uploads/Ford-Pinto-1973.jpg)
The bloody tree is better-looking, for chrissakes.
(http://crazy80.c.r.pic.centerblog.net/tbdww0ff.jpg)
My eyes, my eyes! :GA:
Really, Scrap. I know you can't afford a decent car but you can post pics. It's what this thread is for.
You are just being a Eurocentric prick. :hahaha:
I will keep making the :hahaha: smiley at you if you keep bagging on Superior American technology. Don't make me do it. :police:
In the interest of redressing the insult to Ford please don't refer to Ford as
1. Found On Road Dead
2. Fix Or Repair Daily
3. Fucked Over Recycled Dodge
4. Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
5. Fireball On Rear Denting
or other such rude acronyms.
And don't post rude videos like this
Top Secret Pinto scene (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dT0J0rcJTLo#)
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(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00842/motoring-graphics-2_842386a.jpg)
I won't say anything. I think this picture is worth a thousand words. :zoinks:
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:GA: My eyes!!!!
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7TGJAaGseGA/TiLlM55GK5I/AAAAAAAAAqw/jAEHn7_2GNE/s400/Plymouth+Hemi+Cuda+1970-Front+Right+View.jpg)
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(http://fp.images.autos.msn.com/Media/580x348/11/113ab8a58d644d658709ee8aa5adaf86.jpg)(http://fp.images.autos.msn.com/Media/580x348/ea/ea723cf596104c5fa798e0a33ba08308.jpg)
1957 Cadillac Eldorado Brougham
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(http://fp.images.autos.msn.com/Media/580x348/bf/bf4016934ed54421919b3e124ed949f6.jpg)
Mercedes-Benz SSK
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Nazis love Pintos.
Nazi Car :::: Blues Bros (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkkXHjQSyEI#ws)
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Faster-Dwayne Johnson and Chevelle ss.cz avi (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZcPyDKsGy0#ws)
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I wanna get my dad this when I make my first million.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c9/Lexus_LFA_005.JPG)
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This guy is creepy....
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-having-sex-with-1000-cars.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-having-sex-with-1000-cars.html)
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This guy is creepy....
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-having-sex-with-1000-cars.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-having-sex-with-1000-cars.html)
havent figuered that out yet
how does one have sex with a car
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This guy is creepy....
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-having-sex-with-1000-cars.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-having-sex-with-1000-cars.html)
havent figuered that out yet
how does one have sex with a car
Gas tank? Exhaust pipe?
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This guy is creepy....
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-having-sex-with-1000-cars.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-having-sex-with-1000-cars.html)
havent figuered that out yet
how does one have sex with a car
Gas tank? Exhaust pipe?
Oh, you are here; must just be missing you. Guess it's just hubert MIA.
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(http://static.cargurus.com/images/site/2011/11/28/18/18/1963_aston_martin_db4-pic-1567021700207591548.jpeg)
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Reviving this thread. The world needs more Aston Martin pics.
(http://img.favcars.com/aston-martin/dbs/pictures_aston-martin_dbs_2008_4_b.jpg)
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The world also needs Ferrari Daytona pics.
(http://www.autofiends.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/ferraridaytona.jpg)
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And we shouldn't forget the Alfa Spider.
(http://files.conceptcarz.com/img/Alfa%20Romeo/74-Alfa_Spider_DV-07-AR_01.jpg)
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The 230 SL is also worth mentioning here.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/94/Mercedes-Benz_230_SL%2C_Bj._1964_%282009-05-01%29.jpg/800px-Mercedes-Benz_230_SL%2C_Bj._1964_%282009-05-01%29.jpg)
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Always loved the old Mercedes.
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(http://static.cargurus.com/images/site/2008/02/13/15/50/1965_shelby_cobra-pic-27996.jpeg)
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This is like an orgy.
(http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/0c/ad/4b/0cad4b214adf370439dd92fcffc47484.jpg)
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This *is* an orgy.
(http://astonmartingo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Aston-Martin-New-Showroom-Photo.jpg)
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This *is* an orgy.
Woohoo I was sat behind a real fuckfest today. Sat there, waiting to turn right, in my little mini and minding my own business... between tracks I heard a beautiful sound. It was the car in front. There was something a-throbbin under the bonnet of the car in front.
It was a Merc SL55 AMG. I did not see the car head on but I could tell it was a 2 door, cheeky little number. It had a sexy rear end and 4 exhausts. :P
I got home and looked the model up on ebay, thinking I would never ever be able to afford one.
I found this
(http://galleryplus.ebayimg.com/ws/web/321256734769_1_0_1/1000x1000.jpg)
Chrome is a bit too flashy, but handy to check if bum is looking big in whatever clothes :eyelash:
this is it with the roof on
(http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/OTcyWDEyOTY=/z/aDIAAMXQfvlSj2uM/$_12.JPG)
£15k which is dooable - ish if i sold my mini and my old merc, and sold my soul and maybe did a bank job.
Then I found this
(http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NDgwWDY0MA==/z/10QAAOxyOlhS9fpr/$_12.JPG)
which is advertised as 'Jeremy Clarkson's' old car! :o (would want to check interior for stains)
£14k
The car I sat behind was silver, though :P
Feeling hungry for more, I visited the Mercedes website. You can tinker with the paint colours, interior, wheels etc and I came up with this
(http://www2.mercedes-benz.co.uk/pab/tuejj17/733/b/d8/d5ed4b808d8d14548f0f01932acc0dc5d5508.jpg)
(http://www2.mercedes-benz.co.uk/pab/tuejj17/733/e/4f/a3b16c71c89393fcec69cb4db94b2e0ae6a05.jpg)
(http://www2.mercedes-benz.co.uk/pab/tuejj17/733/0/a2/fa586e831137d7def3c64045efb9736056e53.jpg)
OK this would set me back a cool £142k - but look at the wheels on it :P
It has a sleazy 5.4L V8 engine!
Dirty, hot sex on wheels!
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Also
It is 'Linguatronic' too, so I guess it does 'oral' then :zoinks:
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aaah, Bodie, no matter how expensive that car, you had your spontaneous cargasm for free.
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^Not just porn but downright indecent. :drool: I've seen a couple of those but never driven one. I would like to.
Saw one of these the other day, in a poor shape. Someone had bought his youth's dream car, most likely.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/43/1995_Porsche_928_GTS.jpg)
The problem with this one is that it costs a bloody fortune to keep it in shape. Porsches are a nightmare as enthusiast cars unless you have lots of money.
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^And I should add that the 928 really isn't worth it. I remember wanting one in the early 80s. My mate at high school had one--his dad had tons of money and got him one of these, new, after he got bored with the BMW he was driving--and I got a ride home a couple of times.
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Car promiscuity has made me feel dirty :P
A lot of folks will say 'porsche' when asked about a dream car. Mine is a DB9 but i won't search for pics because I will get too excited and need to sort urchin out for school. :)
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Yeah, the DB9 is one of my dream cars, too.
(http://cdn.astonmartin.com/sitefinity/generic-carousel/vh_113_exterior_side_toright.jpg?sfvrsn=0)
It's got to be one of the best-looking cars ever made.
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It is very very beautiful. Quite perfect.
This Maserati GranTurismo is also very attractive
(http://carblade.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/2014-Maserati-GranTurismo-MC-Stradale.jpg)
I would probably still go for the DB9 if I was forced to choose (oh yeah dream on)
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As with most porn, you get your sub-genre's
Not sure what genre to put 'Morgan' in but it deserves its place somewhere!
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-uO52ZqAO77c/UXK9XNdDaUI/AAAAAAAAQKM/mzPDs3la0qI/s640/Morgan-Aero-SuperSports_5.jpg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-nnQu0He5gkY/UXK9kuSZ_5I/AAAAAAAAQMM/9xanrbPwmNc/s640/morgan_aero_supersports_2_10.jpg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-AIb9nLPCTrI/UXK9dRty2-I/AAAAAAAAQLU/-3REtjcGI3c/s640/Morgan-Aero_SuperSports_2009_800x600_wallpaper_05.jpg)
Morgan turns me on because they are hand built. (so they can go in the handjob genre :P) I have been to the factory which is 20 miles from me and the people who work there have real skill and take real pride in the cars they build. The Aeromax Coupe has a 4.8 V8 engine and does 0-60 in 4.5 seconds. So it is a quick handjob. :zoinks:
The Morgan Motor Company are tiny. They make between 500 and 600 cars a year and there is a waiting list. A tantric two years waiting :P I kind of like the fact that many people haven't even heard of them.
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I doesn't do anything to me, I have to say, watching the Morgan. :-\
Here's a Ferrari 250.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fd/1962_Ferrari_250_GTE.jpg/640px-1962_Ferrari_250_GTE.jpg)
This one is absolute filth to me. Both the Jag (E-Type) and the Aston (DB4) from around the same time were better-looking but you just know you'll get yours if you drive this.
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That is a nice bit of vintage car porn. :P
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(http://www.germanexotics.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/aston-dbs-black-620x465.jpg)
Sorry, I just had to post another Aston.
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I am in vintage mode
Have a bit of this
(http://www.breakdowncover.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/aston-martin-db51.jpg)
DB5 :P
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(http://www.classicmotoring.co.uk/classiccarhire/wp-content/uploads/silver-e-type-cotswold-valley-960x480.jpg)
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :P
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I feel the XJS was rather unappreciated in its day. Look at how gorgeous it is, though.
(http://images.forum-auto.com/mesimages/381454/JaguarXJS.jpg)
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Filth. Absolute filth.
(http://www.fipsweden.se/web_images/f.i.p.prague.jpg)
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I like cars with long bonnets. Jags do it well, better than most. I learned to drive in an old Daimler Jaguar when I worked at the Funeral Directors.
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My Jag mechanic has a Jaguar Daimler for sale right now.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/cd/1990_Jaguar_VdP_Majestic_(US).jpg/500px-1990_Jaguar_VdP_Majestic_(US).jpg)
You'll have to hurry, though. I think he's got a buyer for it. :P
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If going on a long journey, especially with 'passangers' it would be an ideal set of wheels. I already have a Mercedes E300 3.0L Turbo diesel though, which would do same :P but thanks anyway.
There is a selfish part of me that wishes to drive solo. For that, I would want a DB9.
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The XJs are great for long journeys. Going to take my XJ8 on a trip next week and already looking forward to it. Not where I'm going, mind, but the trip there and back.
(http://all-jaguar.info/wp-content/uploads/Jaguar/XJ8/151538561/Jaguar_XJ8_Green.JPG)
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OTOH, an XK is fabulous to drive on a long journey. It's a GT car and designed for the purpose.
(http://ecs-sf.org/_images/summertini2013_jaguar.jpg)
^Some rotten Photoshopping in that image, btw. Look at the reflections on the bonnet, or what's visible in the rear window. What were they thinking?
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Yes. See what you mean about Photoshopping :zombiefuck:
There are a few nice motors built for comfort on a long journey. A while ago the urchin's Dad presented me with a Volvo S60. Never really fancied a Volvo before but have to say what a nice car it was to drive. The urchin was a toddler at the time and have to say it felt very 'safe'.
Looking wise - very nondescript really but OMG that car could 'go' when you put your foot down.
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-08dH-LWpLic/T7I92cL8mJI/AAAAAAAABxc/3uJ1nh77S6U/s1600/2012+Volvo+S60+T5+20.jpg)
I liked that car, very much.
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I saw one of these broken down on the side of the highway once
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a9/1955_Mercedes-Benz_300SL_Gullwing_Coupe_34.jpg/800px-1955_Mercedes-Benz_300SL_Gullwing_Coupe_34.jpg)
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Yes. See what you mean about Photoshopping :zombiefuck:
There are a few nice motors built for comfort on a long journey. A while ago the urchin's Dad presented me with a Volvo S60. Never really fancied a Volvo before but have to say what a nice car it was to drive. The urchin was a toddler at the time and have to say it felt very 'safe'.
Looking wise - very nondescript really but OMG that car could 'go' when you put your foot down.
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-08dH-LWpLic/T7I92cL8mJI/AAAAAAAABxc/3uJ1nh77S6U/s1600/2012+Volvo+S60+T5+20.jpg)
I liked that car, very much.
Yes, they're nice to drive. Boring interior, though. I don't care much for Volvo's dashboard and centre console.
Which engine was it?
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Not that I wish to complain but I have difficulty associating the Volvo brand with "car porn". Here's something to bring the thread back on topic:
(http://assets.inhabitat.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/1/files/2011/08/No-Electric-Ferrari-3-537x357.jpg)
It's a 599. I'd love to test one.
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Yes. See what you mean about Photoshopping :zombiefuck:
There are a few nice motors built for comfort on a long journey. A while ago the urchin's Dad presented me with a Volvo S60. Never really fancied a Volvo before but have to say what a nice car it was to drive. The urchin was a toddler at the time and have to say it felt very 'safe'.
Looking wise - very nondescript really but OMG that car could 'go' when you put your foot down.
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-08dH-LWpLic/T7I92cL8mJI/AAAAAAAABxc/3uJ1nh77S6U/s1600/2012+Volvo+S60+T5+20.jpg)
I liked that car, very much.
Yes, they're nice to drive. Boring interior, though. I don't care much for Volvo's dashboard and centre console.
Which engine was it?
2.4 T5. I didn't choose the car, it was chosen for me to keep the urchin 'safe' by his Daddy. The circumstances of how we met are relevant here in understanding this decision. I was driving a Toyota MR2 and I needed brakes...badly. He was concerned at my cornering speeds and decided to fix my brakes for free ::)
I was not enthusiastic about the volvo at first, but I genuinely had fun in it. (Just want to stress that I never drive fast when the urchin is with me) the main fun to be had was pulling upto boy racers at traffic lights, they would look over and see a woman in a nondescript car and revvvv up thinking they would look so cool at being first across the lights - and then I would just leave them for dust. That was fun. It also had heated leather seats which felt nice on bare buttocks. :o
I agree that Volvo is not a sexy car. It is not the first thing I think of when I think of car porn, but I suspect you have been spoilt in whatever porn you watch. You must watch sexy, high class porn! I watch down market porn. 8)
Redeeming myself, I am posting another DB9 and the new 'F' Type Jag :P
(http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.608008253522054384&pid=15.1)
(http://www.fhm.com/App_Media/Uploads/Images/Original/JAG.jpg)
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(http://unpics.com/pic/girls/beatiful/8031/23337.jpg)
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2.4 T5. I didn't choose the car, it was chosen for me to keep the urchin 'safe' by his Daddy. The circumstances of how we met are relevant here in understanding this decision. I was driving a Toyota MR2 and I needed brakes...badly. He was concerned at my cornering speeds and decided to fix my brakes for free ::)
I was not enthusiastic about the volvo at first, but I genuinely had fun in it. (Just want to stress that I never drive fast when the urchin is with me) the main fun to be had was pulling upto boy racers at traffic lights, they would look over and see a woman in a nondescript car and revvvv up thinking they would look so cool at being first across the lights - and then I would just leave them for dust. That was fun. It also had heated leather seats which felt nice on bare buttocks. :o
I agree that Volvo is not a sexy car. It is not the first thing I think of when I think of car porn, but I suspect you have been spoilt in whatever porn you watch. You must watch sexy, high class porn! I watch down market porn. 8)
Isn't the T5's engine a 2.5? :-\
Volvo's never going to be high class porn, though. The S60 is not ugly by any means but it is utterly boring.
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Here's some toy car porn.
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-toARwHxw6ig/UeU4xuoTR9I/AAAAAAAAAyM/bpkBqovsqFY/Ford-GT40-cars-used-in-The-Fast-and-Furious-5.jpg)
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Isn't the T5's engine a 2.5? :-\
Doh! I am such a dickhead! I asked my man about the engine in the Volvo Doh!
(http://www.tiptopglobe.com/skin/smile/s10607.gif) (http://www.tiptopglobe.com/free-smiles-smileys-emoticons-blog-forum-email)
It was a 2.4 D5 turbo diesel engine. because it was, erm Diesel NOT Petrol. :asthing:
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Isn't the T5's engine a 2.5? :-\
Doh! I am such a dickhead! I asked my man about the engine in the Volvo Doh!
(http://www.tiptopglobe.com/skin/smile/s10607.gif) (http://www.tiptopglobe.com/free-smiles-smileys-emoticons-blog-forum-email)
It was a 2.4 D5 turbo diesel engine. because it was, erm Diesel NOT Petrol. :asthing:
I like the D5 engine, though. Lots of torque.
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(http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article753205.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/A%20Maserati%20GranTurismo%20Sport-753205)
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(http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article753205.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/A%20Maserati%20GranTurismo%20Sport-753205)
We likes its!
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Here's some toy car porn.
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-toARwHxw6ig/UeU4xuoTR9I/AAAAAAAAAyM/bpkBqovsqFY/Ford-GT40-cars-used-in-The-Fast-and-Furious-5.jpg)
I think that is a GT-40, right?
... a rather old car? Still very cool, though.
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Here's some toy car porn.
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-toARwHxw6ig/UeU4xuoTR9I/AAAAAAAAAyM/bpkBqovsqFY/Ford-GT40-cars-used-in-The-Fast-and-Furious-5.jpg)
I think that is a GT-40, right?
... a rather old car? Still very cool, though.
I think it's the remake of the GT40. It's an extremely cool car but it will always remind me of a toy.
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(http://static.cargurus.com/images/site/2009/07/02/05/34/1969-ford-mustang-shelby-gt500-pic-30262.jpeg)
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my old camaro that I recently had to sell cause it had too many issues :'(
(http://imageshack.com/a/img62/888/o3ku.jpg)
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Hi Jman. Long time no see.
Sorry but that Camaro pic is a bit like a blurry paparazzi photo with a topless Joan Collins. Whatever it is, it could well have been a hottie once upon a time but the image is blurry and the object questionable. Not exactly fap material.
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I drive a 1994 (yeah, it is 20 years old!) Mazda 323 Astina and found out they are compatible with Ford when it comes to parts.
I would like a Mini but they are too expensive. The first car ebm posted I like very much.:)
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Hi Jman. Long time no see.
Sorry but that Camaro pic is a bit like a blurry paparazzi photo with a topless Joan Collins. Whatever it is, it could well have been a hottie once upon a time but the image is blurry and the object questionable. Not exactly fap material.
Looks like a cell phone pic taken before cell phones had sixteen megapixel imagery capabilities.
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I drive a 1994 (yeah, it is 20 years old!) Mazda 323 Astina and found out they are compatible with Ford when it comes to parts.
I would like a Mini but they are too expensive. The first car ebm posted I like very much.:)
Mazda used to be owned by Ford. Not sure if that is still the case since they've sold off most of their brands.
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(http://img.autofan.com.cn/2013-11-20/14/l20131120023306078.jpg)
I want.
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Hi Jman. Long time no see.
Sorry but that Camaro pic is a bit like a blurry paparazzi photo with a topless Joan Collins. Whatever it is, it could well have been a hottie once upon a time but the image is blurry and the object questionable. Not exactly fap material.
It was taken with my old cell phone. That's why the quality is shit.
Here is a few of my dream cars:
Buick Grand National
(http://www.blowup.biz/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Buick-Grand-National-1.jpg)
Toyota Supra
(http://static.cargurus.com/images/site/2008/03/15/21/09/1998_toyota_supra_2_dr_turbo_hatchback-pic-3848.jpeg)
Porsche 911
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e7/2012_NAIAS_Red_Porsche_991_convertible_%28world_premiere%29.jpg)
Nissan GT-R
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/ba/Nissan_GT-R_01.JPG)
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Hi Jman. Long time no see.
Sorry but that Camaro pic is a bit like a blurry paparazzi photo with a topless Joan Collins. Whatever it is, it could well have been a hottie once upon a time but the image is blurry and the object questionable. Not exactly fap material.
Pretty sure I saw one like that running around once or twice. If that was it, the photo didn't do it justice. :thumbup:
(http://www.musclevehicles.com/gallery/1970-chevrolet-chevelle-ss-ls6-red-on-red/slides/1970-chevrolet-chevelle-ss-ls6-red-on-red-02.jpg)
Spotted one of those running the road all day yesterday. Warm weather is bringing them out of hiding.
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Spotted a Gallardo yesterday. The one I saw was black, though.
(http://www.carnews.com/Files/News/Car1/0/Pic/123209058302677800864_550.jpg)
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A modern take on the E-Type, the Eagle Speedster.
(http://www.carsuk.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Eagle-Speedster-South-of-France.jpg)
I have to say, it's gorgeous.
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^ it has a car-face.
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(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6d/Jaguar_X100_front_20080313.jpg/640px-Jaguar_X100_front_20080313.jpg)
I miss my XK sometimes. :-\
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(http://img.autofan.com.cn/2013-11-20/14/l20131120023306078.jpg)
I want.
The new F-Type is fucking beautiful.
(http://image.motortrend.com/f/roadtests/coupes/1311_2015_jaguar_f_type_coupe_first_look/63550500/2015-Jaguar-F-Type-Coupe-rear-three-quarter.jpg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-GLwCYA-pwR0/UozTMXJEIuI/AAAAAAAAAx4/YwyYzItzBAI/s1600/jaguar-f-type_coupe-rear.jpg)
(http://www.autospies.com/images/users/Agent009/images/f-type%20coupe%2003.JPG)
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Awesome.
They've made some fab cars. Here's a slightly older one.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cd/Jaguar.3point4.750pix.jpg)
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Wow. Would love to drive that new one.
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Not exactly car porn but I'd love to try one of these.
(http://pictures.topspeed.com/IMG/crop/201011/ariel-atom-v8-500_600x0w.jpg)
It's an Ariel Atom V8. 0-60 in less than three seconds.
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It looks like a toy/model.
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It looks like a toy/model.
It's certainly a toy. :laugh:
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It somehow looks tiny, heh.
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Yes, it does look like a model. Hmm. Maybe it is.
But there's a life-sized version with a V8 and that's what I want to test.
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:doggy:
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo9vtolZ181qe0wclo1_500.jpg)
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(http://s02.tcuniverse.com/vkmedia_store/2012/06/WqUa5xbuZbXZxt1l/sizes/tcmag/vanquish_008_tcmag_800.jpg)
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(http://www.topgear.com/uk/imageresize/image.jpg?OriginalImageUrl=%2Fuk%2Fassets%2Fcms%2Fd815f135-4cd0-4fc8-90c9-a49910c7332b%2F670x377Image.jpg%3Fp%3D140226_11%3A26&Width=615&Height=347)
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D type? 1937 or 1957?
NNNNNiiiiiiiiice
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(http://cloudlakes.com/data_images/models/ac-cobra/ac-cobra-04.jpg)
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(http://www.carsonpaper.nl/tvr-griffith-500.jpg)
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(http://www.thesupercars.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/bentleygtz4_revised.jpg)
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D type? 1937 or 1957?
NNNNNiiiiiiiiice
A modified XK120 for racing, ca 1950.
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An XJ220
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/48/JaguarXJ220.jpg/640px-JaguarXJ220.jpg)
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(http://www.topgear.com/uk/imageresize/image.jpg?OriginalImageUrl=%2Fuk%2Fassets%2Fcms%2Fd815f135-4cd0-4fc8-90c9-a49910c7332b%2F670x377Image.jpg%3Fp%3D140226_11%3A26&Width=615&Height=347)
I really want one, now. I would be happy just to sit in it :P
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It's a beautiful car.
Here's an XK150.
(http://www.puntodincontro.com.mx/images/Jaguarxk150.jpg)
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(http://rebirthauto.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/jaguarxk8coupe1996011.jpg)
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http://xhamster.com/movies/1211719/busty_short_haired_natural_on_car.html (http://xhamster.com/movies/1211719/busty_short_haired_natural_on_car.html)
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(http://files.conceptcarz.com/img/Dodge/2010-Dodge-Challenger-Plum-Crazy-Image-03-800.jpg)
I have 6 raffle tickets due to go off on the 21st for a 2014 Challenger...Plum Crazy with the hemi.
I got to caress it's hood while we were at Ocean City. :zoinks:
*makes revving sounds*
Looks identical to the one in the picture.
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:thumbup:
That drawing is on my birthday. If you win it, will you give me a ride in it?? :zoinks:
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(http://db2.stb.s-msn.com/i/C4/4A0F4D5925507571A598BF34E026.jpg)
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http://www.youporn.com/watch/9115463/publicagent-brunette-teen-with-big-boobs-fucked-in-car/ (http://www.youporn.com/watch/9115463/publicagent-brunette-teen-with-big-boobs-fucked-in-car/)
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:thumbup:
That drawing is on my birthday. If you win it, will you give me a ride in it?? :zoinks:
Definitely. ;)
I will name her "Matilda".
Matilda = From the Germanic name Mahthildis meaning "strength in battle" :viking:
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:thumbup:
That drawing is on my birthday. If you win it, will you give me a ride in it?? :zoinks:
Definitely. ;)
I will name her "Matilda".
Matilda = From the Germanic name Mahthildis meaning "strength in battle" :viking:
It's a brave name!!!
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(http://www.topgear.com/uk/assets/cms/079df26e-05b0-41a1-b9d5-8bfdc9f0ac96/Image.jpg?p=120523_11:51)
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(http://images.thecarconnection.com/lrg/2013-shelby-gt500-super-snake_100402658_l.jpg)
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Yeah², Mercedes Benz SLS AMG (blah) is.. definitely total yumminess. The sound of this beast is awesome too.
Mercedes SLS AMG 2013 Classic TV Commercial Carjam TV HD Car TV Show (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTwex4fj6tE#ws)
I already saved up about €1465 in order to buy one pretty soon.
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(http://img.coolenjoy.net/SWFUpload/resizedemo/saved/m__87256706ed2c85a9500eb5a3996d3c9f108460145192311__m.jpg)
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Not exactly car porn but I'd love to try one of these.
(http://pictures.topspeed.com/IMG/crop/201011/ariel-atom-v8-500_600x0w.jpg)
It's an Ariel Atom V8. 0-60 in less than three seconds.
It is the definition of car porn. every suspension pushrod, brake lever, everything mechanical is visible. Absolutely brilliant.
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Well, it's a bit like porn (the usual kind) with intestines visible.
Welcome back, EBM. Good to see you.
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Not exactly car porn but I'd love to try one of these.
(http://pictures.topspeed.com/IMG/crop/201011/ariel-atom-v8-500_600x0w.jpg)
It's an Ariel Atom V8. 0-60 in less than three seconds.
Didn't they make a few of these with Falconer V-12's in them??
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No way a V12 would fit. They do make a V8 version, and that barely fits. I imagine to fit a V12 they would have to stretch the chassis, like the Hennessey Venom.
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The V8 version is a monster.
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(https://imageresizer.static9.net.au/QqCiKYzHtSw02LSDTjBDm4uNS-c=/1600x0/smart/https%3A%2F%2Fprod.static9.net.au%2F_%2Fmedia%2F2018%2F10%2F17%2F11%2F35%2FFord-Falcon-XY-GTHO-Phase-III-Track-Red-hires-73-of-76.jpg)
Phase 3 GTHO Falcon. Built around 1970. These were a working-class muscle car, a $500 "handling option" on top of the standard family car. Now they sell for around $700K in good condition. One went for a smidge over $1M.
(https://imageresizer.static9.net.au/ySKfBbmjX9DIpWG4Rf8xNUJaqgg=/1600x0/smart/https%3A%2F%2Fprod.static9.net.au%2F_%2Fmedia%2F2018%2F10%2F17%2F11%2F36%2F111206-RedPhase4001.jpg)
This is the Phase 4 GTHO Falcon. They never went into production, so the prototypes are worth a fortune. The last time one was sold it went for more than $2M.
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:thumbup:
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(http://www.myxxxblog.com/galleries/images/Classic%20Car%20Porn0_tn.jpg)
(http://sexpornerotica.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/best-car-porn.jpeg)
(http://www.tinynibbles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/cars-move-us1.jpeg)
(http://media.girlfriendvids.net/photos/1111/car-brunette-amateur-porn-photos.jpg)
(http://www.britcom.org.uk/misc/tailpipe.jpg)
Oh what I would give just to have an opportunity to suck on those tits