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Re: Car Porn
« Reply #75 on: March 02, 2014, 04:16:51 AM »
OTOH, an XK is fabulous to drive on a long journey. It's a GT car and designed for the purpose.



^Some rotten Photoshopping in that image, btw. Look at the reflections on the bonnet, or what's visible in the rear window. What were they thinking?
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Re: Car Porn
« Reply #76 on: March 02, 2014, 06:28:38 AM »
Yes.  See what you mean about Photoshopping  :zombiefuck:

There are a few nice motors built for comfort on a long journey.  A while ago the urchin's Dad presented me with a Volvo S60.  Never really fancied a Volvo before but have to say what a nice car it was to drive.  The urchin was a toddler at the time and have to say it felt very 'safe'.

Looking wise - very nondescript really but OMG that car could 'go' when you put your foot down.


I liked that car, very much.
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Re: Car Porn
« Reply #77 on: March 02, 2014, 12:12:59 PM »
I saw one of these broken down on the side of the highway once
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Re: Car Porn
« Reply #78 on: March 02, 2014, 11:32:17 PM »
Yes.  See what you mean about Photoshopping  :zombiefuck:

There are a few nice motors built for comfort on a long journey.  A while ago the urchin's Dad presented me with a Volvo S60.  Never really fancied a Volvo before but have to say what a nice car it was to drive.  The urchin was a toddler at the time and have to say it felt very 'safe'.

Looking wise - very nondescript really but OMG that car could 'go' when you put your foot down.


I liked that car, very much.

Yes, they're nice to drive. Boring interior, though. I don't care much for Volvo's dashboard and centre console.

Which engine was it?
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Re: Car Porn
« Reply #79 on: March 02, 2014, 11:36:25 PM »
Not that I wish to complain but I have difficulty associating the Volvo brand with "car porn". Here's something to bring the thread back on topic:



It's a 599. I'd love to test one.
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Re: Car Porn
« Reply #80 on: March 03, 2014, 03:25:38 AM »
Yes.  See what you mean about Photoshopping  :zombiefuck:

There are a few nice motors built for comfort on a long journey.  A while ago the urchin's Dad presented me with a Volvo S60.  Never really fancied a Volvo before but have to say what a nice car it was to drive.  The urchin was a toddler at the time and have to say it felt very 'safe'.

Looking wise - very nondescript really but OMG that car could 'go' when you put your foot down.


I liked that car, very much.

Yes, they're nice to drive. Boring interior, though. I don't care much for Volvo's dashboard and centre console.

Which engine was it?


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I was not enthusiastic about the volvo at first,  but I genuinely had fun in it.  (Just want to stress that I never drive fast when the urchin is with me)  the main fun to be had was pulling upto boy racers at traffic lights, they would look over and see a woman in a nondescript car and revvvv up thinking they would look so cool at being first across the lights -  and then  I would just leave them for dust.  That was fun.  It also had heated leather seats which felt nice on bare buttocks.   :o

I agree that Volvo is not a sexy car.  It is not the first thing I think of when I think of car porn,  but I suspect you have been spoilt in whatever porn you watch.  You must watch sexy, high class porn!  I watch down market porn.  8)

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Re: Car Porn
« Reply #81 on: March 03, 2014, 11:49:50 AM »
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: Car Porn
« Reply #82 on: March 03, 2014, 11:50:34 PM »
2.4 T5.  I didn't choose the car,  it was chosen for me to keep the urchin 'safe' by his Daddy.  The circumstances of how we met are relevant here in understanding this decision.  I was driving a Toyota MR2 and I needed brakes...badly.  He was concerned at my cornering speeds and decided to fix my brakes for free ::)

I was not enthusiastic about the volvo at first,  but I genuinely had fun in it.  (Just want to stress that I never drive fast when the urchin is with me)  the main fun to be had was pulling upto boy racers at traffic lights, they would look over and see a woman in a nondescript car and revvvv up thinking they would look so cool at being first across the lights -  and then  I would just leave them for dust.  That was fun.  It also had heated leather seats which felt nice on bare buttocks.   :o

I agree that Volvo is not a sexy car.  It is not the first thing I think of when I think of car porn,  but I suspect you have been spoilt in whatever porn you watch.  You must watch sexy, high class porn!  I watch down market porn.  8)

Isn't the T5's engine a 2.5? :-\

Volvo's never going to be high class porn, though. The S60 is not ugly by any means but it is utterly boring.
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Re: Car Porn
« Reply #83 on: March 03, 2014, 11:53:15 PM »
Here's some toy car porn.

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Re: Car Porn
« Reply #84 on: March 04, 2014, 04:34:53 PM »
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Isn't the T5's engine a 2.5? :-\

Doh! I am such a dickhead!  I asked my man about the engine in the Volvo   Doh!


It was a 2.4 D5 turbo diesel engine.   because it was,  erm  Diesel NOT Petrol.   :asthing:

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Re: Car Porn
« Reply #85 on: March 04, 2014, 10:53:06 PM »
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Isn't the T5's engine a 2.5? :-\

Doh! I am such a dickhead!  I asked my man about the engine in the Volvo   Doh!


It was a 2.4 D5 turbo diesel engine.   because it was,  erm  Diesel NOT Petrol.   :asthing:



I like the D5 engine, though. Lots of torque.
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Re: Car Porn
« Reply #86 on: March 04, 2014, 10:57:34 PM »
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Re: Car Porn
« Reply #87 on: March 05, 2014, 07:01:54 AM »
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Re: Car Porn
« Reply #88 on: March 05, 2014, 07:07:06 AM »
Here's some toy car porn.



I think that is a GT-40, right?

...  a rather old car?  Still very cool, though.
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Re: Car Porn
« Reply #89 on: March 05, 2014, 08:02:21 AM »
Here's some toy car porn.



I think that is a GT-40, right?

...  a rather old car?  Still very cool, though.

I think it's the remake of the GT40. It's an extremely cool car but it will always remind me of a toy.
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