Then what do you do when you take a laxitive and the shit still doesn't come out?
That's one fucked-up family.
deja vu, anyone?
Your mother put her finger up your ass when you were 12? No wonder you've got a bizarre fetish.
Your mother put her finger up your ass when you were 12? No wonder you've got a bizarre fetish.
What does the age matter? I can't imagine ANY age where it's
ok for family members to be fingering one another, in today's
society.
I'd count that as today. But, some time ago,
a bit more openness about bodies was acceptable.
Not sure that poop prospecting ever was though.
I'd count that as today. But, some time ago,
a bit more openness about bodies was acceptable.
Not sure that poop prospecting ever was though.
I'd rather explode from shit than do that
Haven't we had this thread already?
I agree with Callaway. What the hell do you people eat? Seriously, what do you have on a daily basis. I have only been constipated once in my life to the point where I felt the need to take a laxative. How much water do you drink on a daily basis?
Your mother did this to you when you were 12?! Why not go to a doctor?
This is disgusting haha. No I haven't had to do this ever and I have only been constipated a few times in my life. I think I have used a laxative once in my entire life and really I can't see needing anything more than that. Do you have a diet with no fiber or something?
More importantly, why the hell do you keep bringing this and other scat type topics up?
Your mother put her finger up your ass when you were 12? No wonder you've got a bizarre fetish.
(This reminds me of a short film entitled Dribble, about an old, fucked-up, has-been basketball player living in a trailer. There's a scene in which he confides in a friend that his mother once assraped him with a dildo. There's a later scene in which he's visiting his mother. He tells his mother he can't get over what she did to him. She laughs, causing him to raise his voice at her. She replies with "Don't you raise your voice at your mama. I'll go get the plastic pickle out and bend you over. You'll get it harder this time." Dribble's on a DVD entitled TromaDance, vol. 3.)
Alright, those of you who do... you wear latex gloves, right?
If you're allergic to latex, there's also vinyl or nitrile. Otherwise, I hope I don't find myself at the same buffet line you were at earlier.
I would like to dig out of Ringo.
If you're allergic to latex, there's also vinyl or nitrile. Otherwise, I hope I don't find myself at the same buffet line you were at earlier.
Yep, in the old west, where men were men and the sheep were nervous - especially those sheep living around Felcher Aspie's ancestors. :lol:I'd count that as today. But, some time ago,
a bit more openness about bodies was acceptable.
Not sure that poop prospecting ever was though.
Well that's what they did in the old West to practice for when they went in the mines
The thing that I love about I2 is that the conversation is always intelligent and of high quality. :zoinks:
Yeah, what the hell semicolon? Too good to be an aspie elite? :autism:
Two weeks to recover from birth or digging shit?
I rememeber this was one of the topics that got me banned on WP when I posted this there. It was in the adult section.
I had to dig it out again when I was in the hospital because I had to go and couldn't because it hurt to push due to giving birth and I had to be sewn up because I tore and I was swollen down there and the epidural was wearing off so I was finally feeling the pain down there. But I was given pills every six hours to keep it down. Now I am getting better. I read its two weeks to recover from it. It's been a week now.
Two weeks to recover from birth or digging shit?
I rememeber this was one of the topics that got me banned on WP when I posted this there. It was in the adult section.
I had to dig it out again when I was in the hospital because I had to go and couldn't because it hurt to push due to giving birth and I had to be sewn up because I tore and I was swollen down there and the epidural was wearing off so I was finally feeling the pain down there. But I was given pills every six hours to keep it down. Now I am getting better. I read its two weeks to recover from it. It's been a week now.
If you are still constipated, you should try MiraLax. You can get it over the counter at Wal-Mart or Walgreens and it stays inside your digestive system, so it shouldn't affect the baby. I used that when I was taking Percocet while recovering from my anke surgery a year ago and it worked very well for me.
I recently had hemerriods. my fucking god it was like a toothache in my butt! :thumbdn:I did when I was a kid. I remember it being really painful. I didn't tell anyone and I didn't realise what I had had until years later.
who else has had them?
I recently had hemerriods. my fucking god it was like a toothache in my butt! :thumbdn:
who else has had them?
btw if it's really disgusting, warn me before you write itIt is no more disgusting than the thread you are in. :lol:
shit now I'm tempted to look
btw if it's really disgusting, warn me before you write itIt is no more disgusting than the thread you are in. :lol:
It's about sneering disdainfully. Like MENSA without the intelligence part. :thumbup:
It's about sneering disdainfully. Like MENSA without the intelligence part. :thumbup:
And the gorgeous non-functional decoder ring.
Don't forget that one.
So good to show off with that, and impress your friends.
Awwww, maybe they ran out of them.It's about sneering disdainfully. Like MENSA without the intelligence part. :thumbup:
And the gorgeous non-functional decoder ring.
Don't forget that one.
So good to show off with that, and impress your friends.
I didn't get a decoder ring!
:'(
Awwww, maybe they ran out of them.It's about sneering disdainfully. Like MENSA without the intelligence part. :thumbup:
And the gorgeous non-functional decoder ring.
Don't forget that one.
So good to show off with that, and impress your friends.
I didn't get a decoder ring!
:'(
Or the hollidays did delay the delivery.
Awwww, maybe they ran out of them.It's about sneering disdainfully. Like MENSA without the intelligence part. :thumbup:
And the gorgeous non-functional decoder ring.
Don't forget that one.
So good to show off with that, and impress your friends.
I didn't get a decoder ring!
:'(
Or the hollidays did delay the delivery.
Oh, just a warning, don't wear the ring when digging shit out of your ass.
Fuck constipation but I'd never go as far as shoving my hand up there.
Fuck constipation but I'd never go as far as shoving my hand up there.
Fuck constipation but I'd never go as far as shoving my hand up there.
Has anyone found any "treasure" by digging shit out of their ass? :zoinks:
It's about sneering disdainfully. Like MENSA without the intelligence part. :thumbup:
Fuck constipation but I'd never go as far as shoving my hand up there.
sheesh, your not even trying to fit in are you!
Fuck constipation but I'd never go as far as shoving my hand up there.
sheesh, your not even trying to fit in are you!
So, I suspect no-one who has actually done this has ever heard of an enema? :eyebrow:Where's the fun in that?
So, I suspect no-one who has actually done this has ever heard of an enema? :eyebrow:
I agree with Callaway. What the hell do you people eat? Seriously, what do you have on a daily basis. I have only been constipated once in my life to the point where I felt the need to take a laxative. How much water do you drink on a daily basis?
Your mother did this to you when you were 12?! Why not go to a doctor?
My family has always cooked good meals, not unhealthy stuff. Constipation runs in my family. My BF has this too so him taking fiber pills makes him go more often.
Yes my mother dug it out ofme when I was 12. They tried enema but I wouldn't hold it in me so the effect didn't take place.
I drink water everyday but I never counted. I keep a water bottle in the fridge and keep it filled it with water. I drink water at work but its always at the water fountain. sometimes go to the cafateria and have a cup of water if I am on a break.
thanks for bumping this thread guys... I was just eating
thanks for bumping this thread guys... I was just eating:thumbup: No need to thank us Soph, doing Gods work is reward enough. :angel:
thanks for bumping this thread guys... I was just eating
You're welcome. ;)
Click here (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,14529.msg693222.html#msg693222) for even more fun.
:police: Sometimes life is tough missy. You go out and think your in for a tickle and tuck and suddenly find that your tied and being whipped :squiddy: ??? oh never mind.thanks for bumping this thread guys... I was just eating
You're welcome. ;)
Click here (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,14529.msg693222.html#msg693222) for even more fun.
on that link, the post you quoted and the post directly above it are making me very confused. It's like yes no yes no yes no yes no.
I hate overstimulation :-\ makes my brain hurt.
:police: Sometimes life is tough missy. You go out and think your in for a tickle and tuck and suddenly find that your tied and being whipped :squiddy: ??? oh never mind.thanks for bumping this thread guys... I was just eating
You're welcome. ;)
Click here (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,14529.msg693222.html#msg693222) for even more fun.
on that link, the post you quoted and the post directly above it are making me very confused. It's like yes no yes no yes no yes no.
I hate overstimulation :-\ makes my brain hurt.
Ya'll niggas postin in an undead troll thread.
I still can't grasp how this is even seen as trolling. I just say I have my way with words because I am easily mistaken as a troll or as provoking people. Breaks my heart. :( Maybe it's my AS? I don't know. After all it does effect how we communicate.Probably because digging shit is not something most people even consider.
I still can't grasp how this is even seen as trolling. I just say I have my way with words because I am easily mistaken as a troll or as provoking people. Breaks my heart. :( Maybe it's my AS? I don't know. After all it does effect how we communicate.Probably because digging shit is not something most people even consider.
I still can't grasp how this is even seen as trolling. I just say I have my way with words because I am easily mistaken as a troll or as provoking people. Breaks my heart. :( Maybe it's my AS? I don't know. After all it does effect how we communicate.Probably because digging shit is not something most people even consider.
So anything unusual is seen as a troll? That's stupid.
Just like poor spellers are seen as trolls or incredibly naive people.
I still can't grasp how this is even seen as trolling. I just say I have my way with words because I am easily mistaken as a troll or as provoking people. Breaks my heart. :( Maybe it's my AS? I don't know. After all it does effect how we communicate.Probably because digging shit is not something most people even consider.
I still can't grasp how this is even seen as trolling. I just say I have my way with words because I am easily mistaken as a troll or as provoking people. Breaks my heart. :( Maybe it's my AS? I don't know. After all it does effect how we communicate.Probably because digging shit is not something most people even consider.
So anything unusual is seen as a troll? That's stupid.
Just like poor spellers are seen as trolls or incredibly naive people.
And lots of people have been taught not to talk about shit, and not to talk about their ass either. So, some will find it hard to see the topic is serious.
This is an excellent way to troll though, as it disgusts and disturbs the targeted audience very well.
I still can't grasp how this is even seen as trolling. I just say I have my way with words because I am easily mistaken as a troll or as provoking people. Breaks my heart. :( Maybe it's my AS? I don't know. After all it does effect how we communicate.Probably because digging shit is not something most people even consider.
My aunt was a nurse, so I had heard of manual disimpaction of fecal impactions before, which is digging out a patient's shit (with latex or nitrile gloves on your hands, of course).
I didn't find it shocking because I think manual disimpaction would be better than having a NG tube shoved up your nose and getting some sort of cathartic like Magnesium citrate pumped into your stomach until you vomit and/or poop.
Also, I know SG and so I knew that she was serious, not trolling. I still think that if someone has problems like this, they should see their doctor and take something like MiraLax every day to keep from getting constipated to that point where manual disimpaction would be necessary. I wonder since it seems to be her whole family that has these issues, if there is something wrong with their intestines that runs in their family.
Magnesium citrate? That is not like the activated charcoal is it? Because I have had that and it was disgusting. Tasted like aniseed and I hate aniseed.
I still can't grasp how this is even seen as trolling. I just say I have my way with words because I am easily mistaken as a troll or as provoking people. Breaks my heart. :( Maybe it's my AS? I don't know. After all it does effect how we communicate.Probably because digging shit is not something most people even consider.
My aunt was a nurse, so I had heard of manual disimpaction of fecal impactions before, which is digging out a patient's shit (with latex or nitrile gloves on your hands, of course).
I didn't find it shocking because I think manual disimpaction would be better than having a NG tube shoved up your nose and getting some sort of cathartic like Magnesium citrate pumped into your stomach until you vomit and/or poop.
Also, I know SG and so I knew that she was serious, not trolling. I still think that if someone has problems like this, they should see their doctor and take something like MiraLax every day to keep from getting constipated to that point where manual disimpaction would be necessary. I wonder since it seems to be her whole family that has these issues, if there is something wrong with their intestines that runs in their family.
Actually it was only that one time with them. I wanted to see if anyone else does it too. Just something to discuss.
When I kept getting constipated during my pregnancy because you can't use enema when pregnant or other laxatives or stool softeners, I told my doctor about it at my next visit and she gave me a prescription for it. It helped. I couldn't dig it out because it was too soft.
But yeah constipation does run in our family.
Yeah I took too much Tegretol, a stupid thing to do.Magnesium citrate? That is not like the activated charcoal is it? Because I have had that and it was disgusting. Tasted like aniseed and I hate aniseed.
No, it's sort of citrousy flavored and it's clear, not black.
I think they give you activated charcoal if you have taken too much medicine or certain other organic chamicals that are poisonous, don't they?
i had to drink charcoal once, a loooooong time ago. It was pitch-black, as thick as a milkshake, CLUMPY, and disgusting.... and I had to drink a lot of it. I didn;t keep it down too long, and then vomited all night long. That was a horrible horrible night.Yeah your description of it is spot on. I had to drink a full cup of it. It didn't make me vomit though which I think the nurses were surprised about. What a horrible time you must have had. It did make me a bit constipated though which gets back to what this thread is originally about. :P
i had to drink charcoal once, a loooooong time ago. It was pitch-black, as thick as a milkshake, CLUMPY, and disgusting.... and I had to drink a lot of it. I didn;t keep it down too long, and then vomited all night long. That was a horrible horrible night.Yeah your description of it is spot on. I had to drink a full cup of it. It didn't make me vomit though which I think the nurses were surprised about. What a horrible time you must have had. It did make me a bit constipated though which gets back to what this thread is originally about. :P
You gotta exercise those ass muscles! Come on! 1... 2... 3... rrrrraaaaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhyayayayayayayayaaaarrrrrrrrggggghhhh... PLOP! Aaaaah! Much better! :zoinks:
Growing haemorrhoids?
Growing haemorrhoids?
Richards back? :zoinks:
This thread is still popular with the guests. :poop: happens, remember the job isn't finished until the paperwork is done. :tp:
We must set a proper example for newbs and guests. :zoinks:This thread is still popular with the guests. :poop: happens, remember the job isn't finished until the paperwork is done. :tp:
:evilplus: for eloquent use of smileys!
We must set a proper example for newbs and guests. :zoinks:This thread is still popular with the guests. :poop: happens, remember the job isn't finished until the paperwork is done. :tp:
:evilplus: for eloquent use of smileys!
Seriously. This thread still makes me lol.
Seriously. This thread still makes me lol.
It's the gift that keeps on giving! :thumbup:
Seriously. This thread still makes me lol.
It's the gift that keeps on giving! :thumbup:
That is what they say of diarrheas, too.
:lol: :agreed: with both of you.Seriously. This thread still makes me lol.
It's the gift that keeps on giving! :thumbup:
Seriously. This thread still makes me lol.
It's the gift that keeps on giving! :thumbup:
That is what they say of diarrheas, too.
For fuck's sake, can this thread be moved somewhere so guests can't read it?
For fuck's sake, can this thread be moved somewhere so guests can't read it?
What is that supposed to mean?^
For fuck's sake, can this thread be moved somewhere so guests can't read it?
Kit is the postergirl for assburgers :autism:
For fuck's sake, can this thread be moved somewhere so guests can't read it?
It's a service to the community and as such it cannot be moved. :P
Don't bump that shit :autism:
Yet another guest printing this topic :laugh:
It seems to do better than Scraps efforts with "asperger nudity cumshot"
It seems to do better than Scraps efforts with "asperger nudity cumshot"
Some people are into scat, and probably come across this site when they're searching for :wanker: material.
It seems to do better than Scraps efforts with "asperger nudity cumshot"
Some people are into scat, and probably come across this site when they're searching for :wanker: material.
Serves them right if they come up on the Bitchtits thread >:D
It seems to do better than Scraps efforts with "asperger nudity cumshot"
Some people are into scat, and probably come across this site when they're searching for :wanker: material.
Serves them right if they come up on the Bitchtits thread >:D
Some people might like that. I know I did :eyelash:
Sears catalogs were the earliest form of toilet paper! :zoinks:
I wonder if it's that Maku guy that was printing the first page of this thread so he has proof at "what a troll I am." :laugh:
I wonder if it's that Maku guy that was printing the first page of this thread so he has proof at "what a troll I am." :laugh:
Why would a banned ex-mod of another site care what you are up to Kit?
I wonder if it's that Maku guy that was printing the first page of this thread so he has proof at "what a troll I am." :laugh:
Why would a banned ex-mod of another site care what you are up to Kit?
I wonder if it's that Maku guy that was printing the first page of this thread so he has proof at "what a troll I am." :laugh:
Why would a banned ex-mod of another site care what you are up to Kit?
Grudge?
Bots, most likely.
The bigger question here is "Does anyone dig shit out of their ass for entertainment"?if they do, they must have a mighty boring life
It seems to do better than Scraps efforts with "asperger nudity cumshot"
:puke:
:puke:
My first day of kindergarten a girl threw upon me. On purpose. The teacher asked her why and she said it was because she didnt like me. She didnt even know me. A few days later she started having serious temper tantrums and starting hitting peoples so they put her in a special class.
The rest of my school career did not go to well either
:puke:
My first day of kindergarten a girl threw upon me. On purpose. The teacher asked her why and she said it was because she didnt like me. She didnt even know me. A few days later she started having serious temper tantrums and starting hitting peoples so they put her in a special class.
The rest of my school career did not go to well either
One of my online friends wants to try breast feeding but my husband wouldn't want me to breastfeed him so I decided if we ever met, I can always pump my milk and give it to him.
One of my online friends wants to try breast feeding but my husband wouldn't want me to breastfeed him so I decided if we ever met, I can always pump my milk and give it to him.
That's not the same you have to get it straight from the teat for it to be any good :M
One of my online friends wants to try breast feeding but my husband wouldn't want me to breastfeed him so I decided if we ever met, I can always pump my milk and give it to him.
That's not the same you have to get it straight from the teat for it to be any good :M
Breast milk stays fresh for a few hours after it has been expressed if it's not refrgerated, for a few days if it's refrigerated, and for a few months if it's frozen.
http://www.cdc.gov/breastfeeding/recommendations/handling_breastmilk.htm (http://www.cdc.gov/breastfeeding/recommendations/handling_breastmilk.htm)
I dug a vacuum-cleaner bag empty, because they were completely sold out here in the village.
While I poked in through the hole, teasing clutters of dust out, I had to think of this thread. :asthing:
I dug a vacuum-cleaner bag empty, because they were completely sold out here in the village.
While I poked in through the hole, teasing clutters of dust out, I had to think of this thread. :asthing:
I dug a vacuum-cleaner bag empty, because they were completely sold out here in the village.
While I poked in through the hole, teasing clutters of dust out, I had to think of this thread. :asthing:
I have emptied and reused a vacuum cleaner bag before as well when I didn't have a replacement one.
I dug a vacuum-cleaner bag empty, because they were completely sold out here in the village.
While I poked in through the hole, teasing clutters of dust out, I had to think of this thread. :asthing:
I have emptied and reused a vacuum cleaner bag before as well when I didn't have a replacement one.
But, did it make you think of this thread, while you did that? :autism:
I've done it before, but that was before my I2 days. Now, it has become a whole new experience. :LMAO:
I dug a vacuum-cleaner bag empty, because they were completely sold out here in the village.
While I poked in through the hole, teasing clutters of dust out, I had to think of this thread. :asthing:
I have emptied and reused a vacuum cleaner bag before as well when I didn't have a replacement one.
I dug a vacuum-cleaner bag empty, because they were completely sold out here in the village.
While I poked in through the hole, teasing clutters of dust out, I had to think of this thread. :asthing:
I have emptied and reused a vacuum cleaner bag before as well when I didn't have a replacement one.
Me too. I guess everyone can keep doing that to be frugal.
I should have simply marked this thread read. :zombiefuck:
I have too. It isn't as good as having a replacement though.I dug a vacuum-cleaner bag empty, because they were completely sold out here in the village.I have emptied and reused a vacuum cleaner bag before as well when I didn't have a replacement one.
While I poked in through the hole, teasing clutters of dust out, I had to think of this thread. :asthing:
I should have simply marked this thread read. :zombiefuck:
But why? They're just talking about vacuum cleaners. :zoinks:
I dug a vacuum-cleaner bag empty, because they were completely sold out here in the village.
While I poked in through the hole, teasing clutters of dust out, I had to think of this thread. :asthing:
I have emptied and reused a vacuum cleaner bag before as well when I didn't have a replacement one.
But, did it make you think of this thread, while you did that? :autism:
I've done it before, but that was before my I2 days. Now, it has become a whole new experience. :LMAO:
I dug a vacuum-cleaner bag empty, because they were completely sold out here in the village.
While I poked in through the hole, teasing clutters of dust out, I had to think of this thread. :asthing:
I have emptied and reused a vacuum cleaner bag before as well when I didn't have a replacement one.
But, did it make you think of this thread, while you did that? :autism:
I've done it before, but that was before my I2 days. Now, it has become a whole new experience. :LMAO:
Did you use a teaspoon to empty it? :orly:
Are bagless ones okay? Do they last a while too? I have a bagless vacuum. I just have to open the thing to empty it out. After every few vacuumes, it needs to be emptied. That's how fast it gets full.
I..don't know. :autism:
This is the first time you've seen this thread, Boris? :laugh:
This is the first time you've seen this thread, Boris? :laugh:
I would think so!!! :dunno:
This is the first time you've seen this thread, Boris? :laugh:
I would think so!!! :dunno:
It's very popular it even shows up in Goggle searches for" dig shit "
what's a BM stand for
what's a BM stand for
bowl movement.
I just took another shit, but this time it didnt look like anything. Maybe a Jackson Pollock painting.Jackson Pollock was the shit! :poop:
I dug a vacuum-cleaner bag empty, because they were completely sold out here in the village.
While I poked in through the hole, teasing clutters of dust out, I had to think of this thread. :asthing:
I have emptied and reused a vacuum cleaner bag before as well when I didn't have a replacement one.
But, did it make you think of this thread, while you did that? :autism:
I've done it before, but that was before my I2 days. Now, it has become a whole new experience. :LMAO:
Did you use a teaspoon to empty it? :orly:
I used my fingers.
:lol:
sorry...i just like the word 'panties' also 'penetration' and 'thighs' and....stop it! damnit :P:LMAO:
sorry...i just like the word 'panties' also 'penetration' and 'thighs' and....stop it! damnit :P:lol: :plus:
Another guest seeks wisdom from this thread. :toporly:well, it is an interesting title :zombiefuck:
Mandatory bump. :laugh:
:agreed: Worthy of an occasional bump.Another guest seeks wisdom from this thread. :toporly:well, it is an interesting title :zombiefuck:
Mandatory bump. :laugh:
It is the thread that never dies. :zombiefuck::agreed: It must be periodically revived. :viking:
And another guest lurks in this thread...SG did herself proud with this thread. :headbang2:
Besides, My asshole hurts.And another guest lurks in this thread...SG did herself proud with this thread. :headbang2:
This thread contains useful advice, that is why people keep returning to it.:agreed:
I shudder to think of the tale recounted on another forum, where somebody knew a heavy opioid user
I shudder to think of the tale recounted on another forum, where somebody knew a heavy opioid user
We are fortunate to have no such thing here on Intensity
I shudder to think of the tale recounted on another forum, where somebody knew a heavy opioid user
We are fortunate to have no such thing here on Intensity
:laugh:
You took a dump on your child yet?
I have been having bowel problems since last fall. I get constipated and then I get very bad stomach cramps and then I have diarrhea. I even feel like I am going to crap myself so I hold it all in being in pain. It has occasionally happened at work and I be in the restroom for at least 20 minutes. Luckily I am allowed to use the toilet for that. I would have snuck it anyway if I wasn't allowed. I have had it happen about five times last month and before that it be at least once a month. It has been every week. Then I have gone a whole month without it happening. Last time I had this happening as last week right before I moved into this house. I have wondered if I have a mild case of IBS since I have most of the symptoms but I am not bad as the others who have it. It was suggested to me online too in a facebook group when I mentioned my bowel issues. I have thought about going to a doctor but I am not sure if I should go or not. It doesn't affect me. It usually happens when I am at home. Last time it happened right before work and I missed the bus for it and had to take the next one. Then other times my poop is normal. Then I go days not going and then I get awful tummy cramps and then it's all diarrhea. I used to think it was something I ate or due to me being constipated but it kept on happening and then it was every month so I realized my body is acting funny. Then I decided to look it up.
I have been having bowel problems since last fall. I get constipated and then I get very bad stomach cramps and then I have diarrhea. I even feel like I am going to crap myself so I hold it all in being in pain. It has occasionally happened at work and I be in the restroom for at least 20 minutes. Luckily I am allowed to use the toilet for that. I would have snuck it anyway if I wasn't allowed. I have had it happen about five times last month and before that it be at least once a month. It has been every week. Then I have gone a whole month without it happening. Last time I had this happening as last week right before I moved into this house. I have wondered if I have a mild case of IBS since I have most of the symptoms but I am not bad as the others who have it. It was suggested to me online too in a facebook group when I mentioned my bowel issues. I have thought about going to a doctor but I am not sure if I should go or not. It doesn't affect me. It usually happens when I am at home. Last time it happened right before work and I missed the bus for it and had to take the next one. Then other times my poop is normal. Then I go days not going and then I get awful tummy cramps and then it's all diarrhea. I used to think it was something I ate or due to me being constipated but it kept on happening and then it was every month so I realized my body is acting funny. Then I decided to look it up.Can ya dig it? :hahaha: :zoinks:
Fuck me my ass took a beating this morning. I had to cut the turd in half with a butter knife it was so long and sticking up out of the water. It would have clogged up my toilet for shure, :nerdy:Drydocker2 :o
Fuck me my ass took a beating this morning. I had to cut the turd in half with a butter knife it was so long and sticking up out of the water. It would have clogged up my toilet for shure, :nerdy:Drydocker2 :o
Its was an enormous shit you guys. must have weighd as much as a small poney, (not as charming of course but just as beautiful.) When you see something that gnarley come out of you, coupled with the sensation of it exiting your body its almost as cool as just about doing anything illegal and against the law
Fuck me my ass took a beating this morning. I had to cut the turd in half with a butter knife it was so long and sticking up out of the water. It would have clogged up my toilet for shure, :nerdy:
Is it a regular thing for people to dig shit out of each others asses? It's never happened to me before :dunno:It is in SGs family. :zombiefuck:
And even the poor dog gets affected by it :(:agreed: :(
I'd avoided this topic, hoping that after this many pages it had gone off topic. :'(
Why can't this be like all the other topics?
I can post some scat porn if you wish :orly:
I'd avoided this topic, hoping that after this many pages it had gone off topic. :'(
Why can't this be like all the other topics?
*wobbles in :cbc: and gently guides Her Majesty to a more suitable thread*
And even the poor dog gets affected by it :(:agreed: :(
I'd avoided this topic, hoping that after this many pages it had gone off topic. :'(
Why can't this be like all the other topics?
*wobbles in :cbc: and gently guides Her Majesty to a more suitable thread*
Thank you, Lady Weeble. That is most kind of you. I had hoped the membership would at least be discussing the benefits of compost in fertilizing plants, or sex, or something.
:thumbup: :lol1:I'd avoided this topic, hoping that after this many pages it had gone off topic. :'(
Why can't this be like all the other topics?
*wobbles in :cbc: and gently guides Her Majesty to a more suitable thread*
Thank you, Lady Weeble. That is most kind of you. I had hoped the membership would at least be discussing the benefits of compost in fertilizing plants, or sex, or something.
You DO know what an accomplished mathematician and a constipated man have in common, do you not?
Eventually, you just have to give in and work it all out long hand with pencil and paper.
:lol1:
you know the diggin bit? well i was just wondering what the preferred tool of choice is?
hoping it is not fingernails? :zoinks:
you know the diggin bit? well i was just wondering what the preferred tool of choice is?
hoping it is not fingernails? :zoinks:
you know the diggin bit? well i was just wondering what the preferred tool of choice is?
hoping it is not fingernails? :zoinks:
:zoinks:
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FFS why is this thread so popular with the guests? :zombiefuck:
:indeed: DFG you must be :viking:
:indeed: DFG you must be :viking:
hehehe... i like the way your mind works... 'DFG' is many characters... and TOTALLY not the one's you'd expect.... i am very close to figuring out the truth, which i shall reveal to you all....
THEN, the retribution can begin! :mischief:
:indeed: DFG you must be :viking:
hehehe... i like the way your mind works... 'DFG' is many characters... and TOTALLY not the one's you'd expect.... i am very close to figuring out the truth, which i shall reveal to you all....
THEN, the retribution can begin! :mischief:
Really? I can't even seem to figure myself out. :GA:
:indeed: DFG you must be :viking:
hehehe... i like the way your mind works... 'DFG' is many characters... and TOTALLY not the one's you'd expect.... i am very close to figuring out the truth, which i shall reveal to you all....
THEN, the retribution can begin! :mischief:
Really? I can't even seem to figure myself out. :GA:
is that so, ODEOGAREX?
:indeed: DFG you must be :viking:
hehehe... i like the way your mind works... 'DFG' is many characters... and TOTALLY not the one's you'd expect.... i am very close to figuring out the truth, which i shall reveal to you all....
THEN, the retribution can begin! :mischief:
Really? I can't even seem to figure myself out. :GA:
is that so, ODEOGAREX?
Who dat?
You should dig your shit out more often. :zoinks:
My dad just did this a few days ago because he wasn't feeling well due to his constipation so he took my advice and did it after he took a suppository. It didn't hurt he said but told me to quiet down because I was in the locker room at work when I was talking to him on my cell phon and there were a few employees in there.
I can remember my mother first doing this to me when I was 12 and it hurt like hell. My mother dug her own shit out when she was in college because she was constipated real bad. Believe me I was real grossed out when I first had to dig out my own shit when I was 16 or 17 and it hurt like hell. I used to say "ew ew" everytime I did it, then I got used to it so I am no longer grossed out by this anymore.
awesome avatar, blue one.I like the blue part
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I hope you found what you were looking for :zoinks:
:oNot my cuppa neither guvner.
:zombiefuck:
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I see you've discovered this thread. Usually it's bumped every time a guest is caught lurking in it likely thinking "WTF is this shit?" too.
:zombiefuck:
I see you've discovered this thread. Usually it's bumped every time a guest is caught lurking in it likely thinking "WTF is this shit?" too.
it was highly reccomended. wtf IS this shit?
It had been dead for over three years when I bumped it on December 31st 2010 after viewing Who's Online and noticing a guest reading it. Spokane Girl has a scat fetish which I find amusing in a very warped way.:zombiefuck:
I see you've discovered this thread. Usually it's bumped every time a guest is caught lurking in it likely thinking "WTF is this shit?" too.
it was highly reccomended. wtf IS this shit?
:zombiefuck:
I see you've discovered this thread. Usually it's bumped every time a guest is caught lurking in it likely thinking "WTF is this shit?" too.
it was highly reccomended. wtf IS this shit?
What is the best poo prying implement?Interesting question there EP. Dirt Dawg mentioned pencil and paper and Lestat mentioned his friend using an apple corer to hollow out a turd. :zombiefuck: The apple corer trick seems like one slip could result in a serious laceration of the anus/colon and infection.
What is the best poo prying implement?Interesting question there EP. Dirt Dawg mentioned pencil and paper and Lestat mentioned his friend using an apple corer to hollow out a turd. :zombiefuck: The apple corer trick seems like one slip could result in a serious laceration of the anus/colon and infection.
What is the best poo prying implement?Interesting question there EP. Dirt Dawg mentioned pencil and paper and Lestat mentioned his friend using an apple corer to hollow out a turd. :zombiefuck: The apple corer trick seems like one slip could result in a serious laceration of the anus/colon and infection.
The Romans already did 2000 years ago. Sponge on a stick :toporly:
How long were you in the hospital?
When did you get out?
I did not realize that about Silver.What is the best poo prying implement?Interesting question there EP. Dirt Dawg mentioned pencil and paper and Lestat mentioned his friend using an apple corer to hollow out a turd. :zombiefuck: The apple corer trick seems like one slip could result in a serious laceration of the anus/colon and infection.
A Sundae spoon would be best long handle smallish scoop and available in sterling silver which does have antimicrobial properties :nerdy:
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A martini stirrer.:indeed: just be sure not to put it back in the liquor cabinet.
Good on ya mate! :thumbup: There are some good suggestions for a starting point here. The practical testing phase will probably not be much fun. :nerdy:What is the best poo prying implement?Interesting question there EP. Dirt Dawg mentioned pencil and paper and Lestat mentioned his friend using an apple corer to hollow out a turd. :zombiefuck: The apple corer trick seems like one slip could result in a serious laceration of the anus/colon and infection.
Time for me to invent a safe and effective poo removal tool. To the laboratory!
I lost eyebrow hair that all. I got my first gray hair in the hospital, and I have a crew cut on under that cap. I want to be in the military, a seal cop. I fuckn copied them, wear all black alot of days.sweet.
I lost eyebrow hair that all. I got my first gray hair in the hospital, and I have a crew cut on under that cap. I want to be in the military, a seal cop. I fuckn copied them, wear all black alot of days.Post a close up no eyebrow pic.
Martini stirrer, penetrated, not scooped.
Guests reading this again. :santa:
It's good that it continues to be THE source for constipation information.
Sounds like a prostate exam. :2thumbsup:Martini stirrer, penetrated, not scooped.With a cherry on top.
It's good that it continues to be THE source for constipation information.
It's so useful that it should be required reading for all noobs. :thumbup:
It's good that it continues to be THE source for constipation information.
It's so useful that it should be required reading for all noobs. :thumbup:
I'd set up the required permissions NOW if I could. :laugh:
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I want to dig the shit out of MLAnus's skull cavity.And here I was standing up for you, for your elder topic being discussed in the open forum. Regretting that.
With the same shovel I'ma use to make him dig his own and his kids' graves.
Because MLA is a faggot cunting son of a turd.
I make an exception for MLAnus
I make an exception for MLAnus
You and Hubert are both better than this. It's going to devolve into a situation where no one comes out looking good.
I want to dig the shit out of MLAnus's skull cavity.
With the same shovel I'ma use to make him dig his own and his kids' graves.
Because MLA is a faggot cunting son of a turd.
afaik he ain't even autistic.
Right I'll leave off his kids.
But HE is still a cunt. and afaik he ain't even autistic.
Just comes on here to dump his shitspeak on our breed. He needs to take a bath in petrol whilst stuffing his pencil-dick in the slots of a lit up toaster. So he can go burn in hell, where he belongs, the fucking dickhole.
HE started shit with me, I didn't start this beef, he did, and now he can reap what he hath sown.
afaik he ain't even autistic.
I suspect he may also be black, gay, and Jewish. :zoinks:
afaik he ain't even autistic.
I suspect he may also be black, gay, and Jewish. :zoinks:
And a racist. :zoinks:
afaik he ain't even autistic.
I suspect he may also be black, gay, and Jewish. :zoinks:
And a racist. :zoinks:
And a member of your top secret underground admin team. :zoinks: