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Re: make someone laugh
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5372 on: April 06, 2011, 10:41:50 PM »

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5373 on: April 07, 2011, 04:03:07 AM »
http://www.shadyurl.com/

"Don't just shorten your URL, make it suspicious and frightening"  :zoinks:

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5374 on: April 07, 2011, 07:07:48 AM »
My idiot sister has idiot friends:

"I have a mental disease called "Auspergers" because of it, I always feel like people don't trust me to act mature."

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5375 on: April 07, 2011, 08:08:41 AM »
i think the cat was april fooled!
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5376 on: April 07, 2011, 04:41:28 PM »
http://www.shadyurl.com/

"Don't just shorten your URL, make it suspicious and frightening"  :zoinks:

Check out this site I just found:

http://5z8.info/trojan_c3f9ar_amazon.com-phish

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Re: make someone laugh
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Re: make someone laugh
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5379 on: April 08, 2011, 04:39:30 PM »
Sex And Good Grammar

On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife.  The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.

After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his certificate to the medicine man and wondered what he was in for.  The old man handed a potion to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned,"This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful and then say '1-2-3.' "  When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you want."

The  man was encouraged.  As he walked away, he turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?" 

"Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,'" he responded, "but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."

He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom.  When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!"  Immediately, he was the manliest of men.   

His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes and then she asked "What was the 1-2-3 for?"

And  that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle.
 
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Re: make someone laugh
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Re: make someone laugh
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5382 on: April 08, 2011, 09:22:51 PM »
:lol: Aww...I feel sorry for the poor little guy!  I love it how halfway through the video he falls over on his back and just lays there. You can totally hear him thinking "holy shit" in his head, while the world spins. Not like I've had any moments like that before :P

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5383 on: April 08, 2011, 09:27:47 PM »
:lol: Aww...I feel sorry for the poor little guy!  I love it how halfway through the video he falls over on his back and just lays there. You can totally hear him thinking "holy shit" in his head, while the world spins. Not like I've had any moments like that before :P

Or the tentative, careful steps he tries to make up the tree...trying to fight the feeling of not being able to brace himself!

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« Reply #5384 on: April 08, 2011, 09:32:20 PM »
:lol: Aww...I feel sorry for the poor little guy!  I love it how halfway through the video he falls over on his back and just lays there. You can totally hear him thinking "holy shit" in his head, while the world spins. Not like I've had any moments like that before :P

Or the tentative, careful steps he tries to make up the tree...trying to fight the feeling of not being able to brace himself!
Yes. The "I can do this...caaaareful...." intense concentration it takes to do the walk.