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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1860 on: December 21, 2007, 04:28:40 PM »
or should i say avblock. :zoinks:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1861 on: December 21, 2007, 04:59:23 PM »
get an adblock then. theyre ace.  :green:

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1862 on: December 24, 2007, 12:00:59 AM »
I want some fucking capsicum!


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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1863 on: December 24, 2007, 07:35:14 PM »
Just ran across this,
and love it:

"Build a man a fire, you keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, you keep him warm for the rest of his life."

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1864 on: December 25, 2007, 03:59:22 PM »
 :laugh:
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1865 on: December 25, 2007, 04:38:31 PM »
Give a man a fish and he'll be fed for a day.  Teach a man to fish and he'll quickly wipe out the local fish stocks, put both of you out of business as fishermen and then demand to be supported by someone else after he's spent all the money he made from the crass exploitation of natural resources on a big car and expensive nights out with shallow money-grabbing women.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1866 on: December 25, 2007, 05:44:27 PM »
You sound like my Canadian social studies teachers.  :laugh:
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1867 on: December 25, 2007, 06:52:40 PM »
Interesting facts of the day:  Seals are legally fish in Canada, and thus aren't screened for any of the dangerous diseases like rabies, trichinellosis, mycoplasma and brucellosis that they're known to be commonly infected with before being sent to market as human-edible meat and oil.

Also, Atlantic cod on the Scotian Shelf are starving due to a catastrophic collapse of the ecosystem in which even zooplankton, barnacles and seaweed are dying.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1868 on: December 25, 2007, 07:03:10 PM »
Bumper sticker I saw on a truck recently

"Earth First......................we'll strip mine the othe planets later!"

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1869 on: December 27, 2007, 07:16:53 AM »


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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1870 on: December 27, 2007, 07:46:03 AM »
 :laugh:

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Re: make someone laugh
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1873 on: December 28, 2007, 03:37:30 AM »
I don't get the last one but I like the BiC one!

Calandale that guy is freaky. I think that is the guy they had to knock a hole in the wall for just so he could leave the house.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1874 on: December 28, 2007, 05:02:26 AM »
God shave the queen.