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Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
« Reply #30 on: November 23, 2006, 10:54:24 AM »
Quote from: duncvis on November 23, 2006, 10:52:53 AM
You're goading a yahoo bot, McJ... :LMAO:

i don't care, i am bored, i will take on anybody or anything.

wanna go a few rounds duncshit?
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Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
« Reply #31 on: November 23, 2006, 11:18:46 AM »
go for it McFagger!
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Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
« Reply #32 on: November 23, 2006, 11:22:28 AM »
your hair looks stupid and your mama dresses you funny.
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Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
« Reply #33 on: November 23, 2006, 11:24:04 AM »
your mama looks stupid, and FYI mullets were fucking moronic twenty years ago. :LMAO:
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Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
« Reply #34 on: November 23, 2006, 11:27:38 AM »
who has a mullet? dick cheese!
my hair is one length, the size of your dick cubed; about eight inches.
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Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
« Reply #35 on: November 23, 2006, 11:34:37 AM »
what, 8" x 8" x 8"? thats just fucking weird.  :green:

and mine isn't on my forehead.
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Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
« Reply #36 on: November 23, 2006, 11:37:40 AM »
Quote from: duncvis on November 23, 2006, 11:34:37 AM
what, 8" x 8" x 8"? thats just fucking weird.  :green:

and mine isn't on my forehead.

i heard you were part black, i assumed it was the lower half.
you would be surprised at how a penis on your forehead allows you to pleasure several girls at once.

now, back to the matter at hand:
your so fat, i heard that they had to butter the tub in order to get you out of it.
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Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
« Reply #37 on: November 23, 2006, 11:54:08 AM »
they had to butter it first to get me into it, actually.  :eyebrows:

you're so fat, your arse cheeks have separate zip codes.
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Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
« Reply #38 on: November 23, 2006, 12:04:58 PM »
Quote from: duncvis on November 23, 2006, 11:54:08 AM
they had to butter it first to get me into it, actually.  :eyebrows:

you're so fat, your arse cheeks have separate zip codes.





i hear you have premature ejaculation problems.
"i am sorry honey, it happens to all guys."
yeah, but not everytime you put on a condom.
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Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
« Reply #39 on: November 23, 2006, 12:10:31 PM »
You swore you wouldn't tell. I'm never fucking you again!  :'(
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Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
« Reply #40 on: November 23, 2006, 12:12:02 PM »
that is fine, it wasn't much of a ride anyways.

from now on i will be the machoman and you will be the bitch, be0otch.
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Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
« Reply #41 on: November 23, 2006, 12:17:59 PM »
You didn't say please.

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Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
« Reply #42 on: November 23, 2006, 12:21:35 PM »



that is me, handling you!
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Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
« Reply #43 on: November 23, 2006, 12:27:59 PM »
Ascan's afraid of his own shadow so of course an Umpa-Lumpa would be frightening to him.
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Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
« Reply #44 on: November 23, 2006, 12:30:44 PM »


gotta love the tan lines.
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