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Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
« Reply #45 on: November 23, 2006, 12:31:52 PM »
Quote from: Eamonn on November 23, 2006, 12:27:59 PM
Ascan's afraid of his own shadow so of course an Umpa-Lumpa would be frightening to him.
someone tell him that paranoia will destroy ya.
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Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
« Reply #46 on: November 23, 2006, 12:32:34 PM »
Quote from: duncvis on November 23, 2006, 12:30:44 PM


gotta love the tan lines.


she's hawt.  mind if i give it a whirl?
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Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
« Reply #47 on: November 23, 2006, 12:40:58 PM »
Sure, McChickenfucker.
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Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
« Reply #48 on: November 23, 2006, 12:44:06 PM »
When i run out of mcnuggets to fuck:




can you see your foot?
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Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
« Reply #49 on: November 23, 2006, 12:46:16 PM »
Now if you'd let me lube it before you sat on it all that blood could have been avoided.  >:D
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Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
« Reply #50 on: November 23, 2006, 12:49:01 PM »
i wasn't going to allow you to hawk a loogie and apply it to my arse.
you could have used your semen though, since you have that little problem.
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Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
« Reply #51 on: November 23, 2006, 12:50:41 PM »
chicken grease, maybe?  :eyebrows:
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Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
« Reply #52 on: November 23, 2006, 12:52:16 PM »
Quote from: duncvis on November 23, 2006, 12:50:41 PM
chicken grease, maybe?  :eyebrows:

one more chance.  will you be able to keep it hard, or does it make your head spin and you feel faint.
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Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
« Reply #53 on: November 23, 2006, 12:55:22 PM »
It'll stay hard without any bother, but will take some pumping up. Thats where your DSL's come in.  :squit:
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Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
« Reply #54 on: November 23, 2006, 12:58:33 PM »


wow, its huge!
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Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
« Reply #55 on: November 23, 2006, 01:12:35 PM »
This is now the gheyest thread on the site. Lets kiss and make up. :hug:
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Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
« Reply #56 on: November 23, 2006, 01:23:42 PM »
Quote from: duncvis on November 23, 2006, 01:12:35 PM
This is now the gheyest thread on the site. Lets kiss and make up. :hug:

its emo time.  so close your eyes and pucker up.

btw- i never even imagined that jessica alba could look so hideous.
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Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
« Reply #57 on: November 23, 2006, 02:22:01 PM »
* duncvis relents and gives McJ his contact lenses back  :-*

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Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
« Reply #58 on: November 23, 2006, 02:34:38 PM »
Quote from: duncvis on November 23, 2006, 02:22:01 PM
* duncvis relents and gives McJ his contact lenses back  :-*




http://images.google.com/images?q=jessica+albas+lips&svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&safe=off


sorry, i hate when that happens.
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Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
« Reply #59 on: November 23, 2006, 03:24:31 PM »
hahaha, looks like a bushbaby with allergies...  :green:
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