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purposefulinsanity

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Re: My ask away thread
« Reply #645 on: May 23, 2007, 09:00:02 AM »
A clean cunt will not taste of piss.

Showered and ready for Duncshit?

Surprisingly enough I don't actually call him Duncshit whilst in the throes of passion.  :o

BTW- it cuts both ways, I don't think there's many women out there who appreciate the taste of bovril cock

If they're trained corectly, they don't mind.

Seriously, do you avoid going down on a woman (or a man),
if they're not freshly cleaned?

Doesn't this interfere with the desire of the moment?

I don't mean they have to have just showered right before sex, I mean clean as in has a regular shower. ::)

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Re: My ask away thread
« Reply #646 on: May 23, 2007, 09:02:07 AM »
A clean cunt will not taste of piss.

Showered and ready for Duncshit?

Surprisingly enough I don't actually call him Duncshit whilst in the throes of passion.  :o

BTW- it cuts both ways, I don't think there's many women out there who appreciate the taste of bovril cock

If they're trained corectly, they don't mind.

Seriously, do you avoid going down on a woman (or a man),
if they're not freshly cleaned?

Doesn't this interfere with the desire of the moment?

I don't mean they have to have just showered right before sex, I mean clean as in has a regular shower. ::)
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Re: My ask away thread
« Reply #647 on: May 23, 2007, 09:08:59 AM »

I don't mean they have to have just showered right before sex, I mean clean as in has a regular shower. ::)

So a little bit of urine is just extra flavor?

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Re: My ask away thread
« Reply #648 on: May 23, 2007, 09:10:23 AM »

I don't mean they have to have just showered right before sex, I mean clean as in has a regular shower. ::)

So a little bit of urine is just extra flavor?

 ::) Yeah, I think that about covers it.

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Re: My ask away thread
« Reply #649 on: May 23, 2007, 09:12:56 AM »

I don't mean they have to have just showered right before sex, I mean clean as in has a regular shower. ::)

So a little bit of urine is just extra flavor?

 ::) Yeah, I think that about covers it.
what about dried vagina juice?
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Re: My ask away thread
« Reply #650 on: May 23, 2007, 11:07:05 AM »
A clean cunt will not taste of piss.

Showered and ready for Duncshit?

Surprisingly enough I don't actually call him Duncshit whilst in the throes of passion.  :o

BTW- it cuts both ways, I don't think there's many women out there who appreciate the taste of bovril cock

If they're trained corectly, they don't mind.

Seriously, do you avoid going down on a woman (or a man),
if they're not freshly cleaned?

Doesn't this interfere with the desire of the moment?

I don't mean they have to have just showered right before sex, I mean clean as in has a regular shower. ::)

Agreed, clean and neat turns me on over heavily madeup and perfumed or just getting in from mud wrestling. :laugh:
« Last Edit: May 23, 2007, 11:08:59 AM by ozymandias »

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Re: My ask away thread
« Reply #651 on: May 23, 2007, 11:18:26 AM »
Yuck- troweled on slap and orange fake tan- not a pretty sight.

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Re: My ask away thread
« Reply #652 on: May 23, 2007, 12:12:04 PM »
Yeah, but a little mud ain't bad. Nor is sweat.
I'd greet my wife, when she came back from
digging ditches, with a nice cleaning, every so
often.

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Re: My ask away thread
« Reply #653 on: May 24, 2007, 04:33:05 AM »
Consider sleeping on the job?

Many times- unfortunately when I do that my co-workers literally bounce on my head shouting 'wake up' in my ear.

Ok, so what do you do? Watch others evil spawnlings?

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Re: My ask away thread
« Reply #654 on: May 24, 2007, 04:34:20 AM »
Consider sleeping on the job?

Many times- unfortunately when I do that my co-workers literally bounce on my head shouting 'wake up' in my ear.

Ok, so what do you do? Watch others evil spawnlings?

No, watch my own  :o

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Re: My ask away thread
« Reply #655 on: May 24, 2007, 04:36:05 AM »
Oh, well then you can just tell them to play
in traffic right? That's what my mother did.

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Re: My ask away thread
« Reply #656 on: May 24, 2007, 04:38:13 AM »
No cos I generally like my kids- I find them constantly fascinating.

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Re: My ask away thread
« Reply #657 on: May 24, 2007, 04:39:02 AM »
I suppose caging them is out of the question too?

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Re: My ask away thread
« Reply #658 on: May 24, 2007, 04:40:29 AM »
I suppose caging them is out of the question too?

They're too smart for that, they'd always come up with an effective escape plan.

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Re: My ask away thread
« Reply #659 on: May 24, 2007, 04:42:03 AM »
How old are they?