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Re: My ask away thread
« Reply #615 on: May 22, 2007, 05:21:56 AM »
if i can ever get arsed to get a vhs to digital recorder, will you proof my home movies for me?

Sure.
i can say that they weremeant to be visually stimulating for jerkoff material for the guy.

i focused mainly on the penetration.


also, the camara adds ten pounds supposedly.  i was 180 at the time, but my penis looks huge.
What about your ego?
sorry no head shots.
Well, obviously they haven't created a lense superior enough to give the shining orb it's rightful glory.

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Re: My ask away thread
« Reply #616 on: May 22, 2007, 05:23:10 AM »
if i can ever get arsed to get a vhs to digital recorder, will you proof my home movies for me?

Sure.
i can say that they weremeant to be visually stimulating for jerkoff material for the guy.

i focused mainly on the penetration.


also, the camara adds ten pounds supposedly.  i was 180 at the time, but my penis looks huge.
What about your ego?
sorry no head shots.
Well, obviously they haven't created a lense superior enough to give the shining orb it's rightful glory.
oh calm down missy.

would you like me to ACT all humble, just for you?
Misunderstood.

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Re: My ask away thread
« Reply #617 on: May 22, 2007, 05:24:50 AM »
If you are going to act humble can you do it somewhere else- you know how I prefer honesty. ;)

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Re: My ask away thread
« Reply #618 on: May 22, 2007, 05:25:20 AM »
if i can ever get arsed to get a vhs to digital recorder, will you proof my home movies for me?

Sure.
i can say that they weremeant to be visually stimulating for jerkoff material for the guy.

i focused mainly on the penetration.


also, the camara adds ten pounds supposedly.  i was 180 at the time, but my penis looks huge.
What about your ego?
sorry no head shots.
Well, obviously they haven't created a lense superior enough to give the shining orb it's rightful glory.
oh calm down missy.

would you like me to ACT all humble, just for you?
Settle down, I'm cracking myself up here, it's ok.
I expect everybody to be themselves...nothing more or less.

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Re: My ask away thread
« Reply #619 on: May 22, 2007, 05:26:56 AM »
You don't even have to bite, it just makes it easier.

Its the idea of biting someone that hard that appeals- perhaps I've watched too many vampire shows/movies?  :laugh:

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Re: My ask away thread
« Reply #620 on: May 22, 2007, 05:27:18 AM »
if i can ever get arsed to get a vhs to digital recorder, will you proof my home movies for me?

Sure.
i can say that they weremeant to be visually stimulating for jerkoff material for the guy.

i focused mainly on the penetration.


also, the camara adds ten pounds supposedly.  i was 180 at the time, but my penis looks huge.
What about your ego?
sorry no head shots.
Well, obviously they haven't created a lense superior enough to give the shining orb it's rightful glory.
oh calm down missy.

would you like me to ACT all humble, just for you?
Settle down, I'm cracking myself up here, it's ok.
I expect everybody to be themselves...nothing more or less.

but you are tapping into my well guarded insecurities.

keep it up and i am going to have to spank you.
Misunderstood.

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Re: My ask away thread
« Reply #621 on: May 22, 2007, 05:28:02 AM »
You don't even have to bite, it just makes it easier.

Its the idea of biting someone that hard that appeals- perhaps I've watched too many vampire shows/movies?  :laugh:

Probably. I've drawn blood with my nails too, but THAT definitely
leaves some nasty marks.

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Re: My ask away thread
« Reply #622 on: May 22, 2007, 05:28:25 AM »
if i can ever get arsed to get a vhs to digital recorder, will you proof my home movies for me?

Sure.
i can say that they weremeant to be visually stimulating for jerkoff material for the guy.

i focused mainly on the penetration.


also, the camara adds ten pounds supposedly.  i was 180 at the time, but my penis looks huge.
What about your ego?
sorry no head shots.
Well, obviously they haven't created a lense superior enough to give the shining orb it's rightful glory.
oh calm down missy.

would you like me to ACT all humble, just for you?
Settle down, I'm cracking myself up here, it's ok.
I expect everybody to be themselves...nothing more or less.

but you are tapping into my well guarded insecurities.

keep it up and i am going to have to spank you.
With your large, swollen head?
Threaten away.

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Re: My ask away thread
« Reply #623 on: May 22, 2007, 05:29:51 AM »
if i can ever get arsed to get a vhs to digital recorder, will you proof my home movies for me?

Sure.
i can say that they weremeant to be visually stimulating for jerkoff material for the guy.

i focused mainly on the penetration.


also, the camara adds ten pounds supposedly.  i was 180 at the time, but my penis looks huge.
What about your ego?
sorry no head shots.
Well, obviously they haven't created a lense superior enough to give the shining orb it's rightful glory.
oh calm down missy.

would you like me to ACT all humble, just for you?
Settle down, I'm cracking myself up here, it's ok.
I expect everybody to be themselves...nothing more or less.

but you are tapping into my well guarded insecurities.

keep it up and i am going to have to spank you.
With your large, swollen head?
Threaten away.
oh, i have a different use for that.
see my full head of hair....grab tightly now, i don't want you falling off.
Misunderstood.

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Re: My ask away thread
« Reply #624 on: May 23, 2007, 07:06:33 AM »
Is my avatar arousing?

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Re: My ask away thread
« Reply #625 on: May 23, 2007, 07:07:44 AM »
ooooh, let me answer that!
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Re: My ask away thread
« Reply #626 on: May 23, 2007, 07:11:26 AM »
Is my avatar arousing?

Not when I it judge with a recent comment of yours in mind:

If I had to swallow some vagina juice, I'll probably vomit.

Seems like your avatar is more like false advertising to me.  :laugh:

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Re: My ask away thread
« Reply #627 on: May 23, 2007, 07:14:17 AM »
Is my avatar arousing?

Not when I it judge with a recent comment of yours in mind:

If I had to swallow some vagina juice, I'll probably vomit.

Seems like your avatar is more like false advertising to me.  :laugh:
an archived pwn.
Misunderstood.

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Re: My ask away thread
« Reply #628 on: May 23, 2007, 07:34:05 AM »
Is my avatar arousing?

Not when I it judge with a recent comment of yours in mind:

If I had to swallow some vagina juice, I'll probably vomit.

Seems like your avatar is more like false advertising to me.  :laugh:

Looks like I'm slipping a bit.

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Re: My ask away thread
« Reply #629 on: May 23, 2007, 07:35:31 AM »
yeah, slipping her the tongue.  8)


FWIW pea,you should try eating some vagina if you get the chance.  i highly recommend it.
Misunderstood.