My ask away thread

[Eclair]

if i can ever get arsed to get a vhs to digital recorder, will you proof my home movies for me?

Sure.

i can say that they weremeant to be visually stimulating for jerkoff material for the guy.

i focused mainly on the penetration.


also, the camara adds ten pounds supposedly.  i was 180 at the time, but my penis looks huge.

What about your ego?

sorry no head shots.

Well, obviously they haven't created a lense superior enough to give the shining orb it's rightful glory.

[McGiver]

if i can ever get arsed to get a vhs to digital recorder, will you proof my home movies for me?

Sure.

i can say that they weremeant to be visually stimulating for jerkoff material for the guy.

i focused mainly on the penetration.


also, the camara adds ten pounds supposedly.  i was 180 at the time, but my penis looks huge.

What about your ego?

sorry no head shots.

Well, obviously they haven't created a lense superior enough to give the shining orb it's rightful glory.

oh calm down missy.

would you like me to ACT all humble, just for you?

[purposefulinsanity]

If you are going to act humble can you do it somewhere else- you know how I prefer honesty.

[Eclair]

if i can ever get arsed to get a vhs to digital recorder, will you proof my home movies for me?

Sure.

i can say that they weremeant to be visually stimulating for jerkoff material for the guy.

i focused mainly on the penetration.


also, the camara adds ten pounds supposedly.  i was 180 at the time, but my penis looks huge.

What about your ego?

sorry no head shots.

Well, obviously they haven't created a lense superior enough to give the shining orb it's rightful glory.

oh calm down missy.

would you like me to ACT all humble, just for you?

Settle down, I'm cracking myself up here, it's ok.
I expect everybody to be themselves...nothing more or less.

[purposefulinsanity]

You don't even have to bite, it just makes it easier.

Its the idea of biting someone that hard that appeals- perhaps I've watched too many vampire shows/movies? 

[McGiver]

if i can ever get arsed to get a vhs to digital recorder, will you proof my home movies for me?

Sure.

i can say that they weremeant to be visually stimulating for jerkoff material for the guy.

i focused mainly on the penetration.


also, the camara adds ten pounds supposedly.  i was 180 at the time, but my penis looks huge.

What about your ego?

sorry no head shots.

Well, obviously they haven't created a lense superior enough to give the shining orb it's rightful glory.

oh calm down missy.

would you like me to ACT all humble, just for you?

Settle down, I'm cracking myself up here, it's ok.
I expect everybody to be themselves...nothing more or less.

but you are tapping into my well guarded insecurities.

keep it up and i am going to have to spank you.

[Calandale]

You don't even have to bite, it just makes it easier.

Its the idea of biting someone that hard that appeals- perhaps I've watched too many vampire shows/movies? 

Probably. I've drawn blood with my nails too, but THAT definitely
leaves some nasty marks.

[Eclair]

if i can ever get arsed to get a vhs to digital recorder, will you proof my home movies for me?

Sure.

i can say that they weremeant to be visually stimulating for jerkoff material for the guy.

i focused mainly on the penetration.


also, the camara adds ten pounds supposedly.  i was 180 at the time, but my penis looks huge.

What about your ego?

sorry no head shots.

Well, obviously they haven't created a lense superior enough to give the shining orb it's rightful glory.

oh calm down missy.

would you like me to ACT all humble, just for you?

Settle down, I'm cracking myself up here, it's ok.
I expect everybody to be themselves...nothing more or less.

but you are tapping into my well guarded insecurities.

keep it up and i am going to have to spank you.

With your large, swollen head?
Threaten away.

[McGiver]

if i can ever get arsed to get a vhs to digital recorder, will you proof my home movies for me?

Sure.

i can say that they weremeant to be visually stimulating for jerkoff material for the guy.

i focused mainly on the penetration.


also, the camara adds ten pounds supposedly.  i was 180 at the time, but my penis looks huge.

What about your ego?

sorry no head shots.

Well, obviously they haven't created a lense superior enough to give the shining orb it's rightful glory.

oh calm down missy.

would you like me to ACT all humble, just for you?

Settle down, I'm cracking myself up here, it's ok.
I expect everybody to be themselves...nothing more or less.

but you are tapping into my well guarded insecurities.

keep it up and i am going to have to spank you.

With your large, swollen head?
Threaten away.

oh, i have a different use for that.
see my full head of hair....grab tightly now, i don't want you falling off.

[The_P]

Is my avatar arousing?

[McGiver]

ooooh, let me answer that!

[purposefulinsanity]

Is my avatar arousing?

Not when I it judge with a recent comment of yours in mind:

If I had to swallow some vagina juice, I'll probably vomit.

Seems like your avatar is more like false advertising to me. 

[McGiver]

Is my avatar arousing?

Not when I it judge with a recent comment of yours in mind:

If I had to swallow some vagina juice, I'll probably vomit.

Seems like your avatar is more like false advertising to me. 

an archived pwn.

[The_P]

Is my avatar arousing?

Not when I it judge with a recent comment of yours in mind:

If I had to swallow some vagina juice, I'll probably vomit.

Seems like your avatar is more like false advertising to me. 

Looks like I'm slipping a bit.

+

[McGiver]

yeah, slipping her the tongue. 


FWIW pea,you should try eating some vagina if you get the chance.  i highly recommend it.