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Re: Aaaaaah!!! I get it now!!
« Reply #15 on: September 11, 2007, 11:11:21 AM »
Ouch I hope you are really old if you need Viagra.  If not then Callaway just owned you bad with something you said yourself.

It depends on what you mean by really old.  Scrapheap is 35.


You need scrap's wood? :laugh:

No, my husband has all the wood I need.



Scrapheap has an erectile dysfunction problem, so he thinks he needs Viagra.

http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=591.msg144600#msg144600

I think I need viagra.


With some of the members on this site, I understand the guy (although in my case its age). I suspect it was an attack on the women on this website, as opposed to self pawnage.

I'm confused, Hadron.  You understand Scrapheap's need for Viagra but in your case it is age?  You are only eighteen years old, aren't you?  If you need Viagra it isn't your age.

I don't think that Scrapheap's need for Viagra is an attack on women on this website.  I think he has had difficulty getting it "up" for his girlfriend.

http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=1697.msg252123;topicseen#msg252123

Can you post a picture of yourself and your girlfriend with the shaved twat for the sake of integrity, please?

That particular relationship didn't last long enough to result in the two of us getting pictures together.

How did that happen? Was she bad in the sack?



Actually, that night, I wasn't quite "up" to my own standards............. she caught me watching TV while fucking her. She joked about it, but probably felt hurt/unappreciated.

He is applying that some of the members on here are unattracitive, so he needs viagra to turn him on. Its irrelavent to me, given the age gaps.

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Re: Aaaaaah!!! I get it now!!
« Reply #16 on: September 11, 2007, 11:38:03 AM »
Ouch I hope you are really old if you need Viagra.  If not then Callaway just owned you bad with something you said yourself.

It depends on what you mean by really old.  Scrapheap is 35.


You need scrap's wood? :laugh:

No, my husband has all the wood I need.



Scrapheap has an erectile dysfunction problem, so he thinks he needs Viagra.

http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=591.msg144600#msg144600

I think I need viagra.


With some of the members on this site, I understand the guy (although in my case its age). I suspect it was an attack on the women on this website, as opposed to self pawnage.

I'm confused, Hadron.  You understand Scrapheap's need for Viagra but in your case it is age?  You are only eighteen years old, aren't you?  If you need Viagra it isn't your age.

I don't think that Scrapheap's need for Viagra is an attack on women on this website.  I think he has had difficulty getting it "up" for his girlfriend.

http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=1697.msg252123;topicseen#msg252123

Can you post a picture of yourself and your girlfriend with the shaved twat for the sake of integrity, please?

That particular relationship didn't last long enough to result in the two of us getting pictures together.

How did that happen? Was she bad in the sack?



Actually, that night, I wasn't quite "up" to my own standards............. she caught me watching TV while fucking her. She joked about it, but probably felt hurt/unappreciated.

He is applying that some of the members on here are unattracitive, so he needs viagra to turn him on. Its irrelavent to me, given the age gaps.

I don't think that is it.  That doesn't even make sense, given how Viagra works.

Here's how Viagra works:  When sexual stimulation and arousal occur, they cause a chemical called cyclic guanosine monophosphate (GMP) to be produced. Cyclic GMP creates erections by causing the arteries of the penis to expand and the veins to narrow. In other words, it creates a "traffic jam" of blood in the penis with blood entering faster than it leaves. That's what causes the penis to get hard.

Viagra stops phosphodiesterase (PDE) an enzyme that attacks cyclic GMP, so more cyclic GMP can accumulate in the man's penis. With more cyclic GMP present it causes the normal expanding of the arteries and narrowing of the veins -- which produces an erection.

So in the presence of sexual stimulation, erection occurs but only if the stimulation is perceived by the man's body as sexual.  If there is no sexual stimulation, then there is no erection, even while taking Viagra.

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Re: Aaaaaah!!! I get it now!!
« Reply #17 on: September 11, 2007, 11:43:11 AM »
He is 35 (technically not old to me) and Viagra is for old men who can't get it up (grey hairs who are retired).   Thus he has been owned badly if he indeed has ED.   Though I have read that ED occurs in young men sometimes too.   A guy I know tried Viagara (he is 20) as a joke, he had an erection for over 3 hours or so he claimed.   Would be hard to walk around like that.
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Re: Aaaaaah!!! I get it now!!
« Reply #18 on: September 11, 2007, 01:36:39 PM »
I just had an epiphany. Now that Ascan, Eammon, Omega Female, John Cooper and others are gone.... some people just need a punching bag......  :wanker:
eamonn doesn't belong in this group.  please don't aspire to be like any of the other three.

and besides, we have flo.

you're probably right about eamonn

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Re: Aaaaaah!!! I get it now!!
« Reply #19 on: September 11, 2007, 01:38:31 PM »


Get down off the cross, Scrapheap.  Somebody needs the wood.

For all your posting in the mirror, one would think you would look into it at some point.

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Re: Aaaaaah!!! I get it now!!
« Reply #20 on: September 11, 2007, 01:41:28 PM »
Ouch I hope you are really old if you need Viagra.  If not then Callaway just owned you bad with something you said yourself.

The pwnage is self pwnage on Callaway's behalf. She calims to be some kind of saint and then shows a spitefull side (one that she denies exists) by digging through my posts and taking things I said in jest out of context.

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Re: Aaaaaah!!! I get it now!!
« Reply #21 on: September 11, 2007, 01:52:18 PM »
Ouch I hope you are really old if you need Viagra.  If not then Callaway just owned you bad with something you said yourself.

The pwnage is self pwnage on Callaway's behalf. She calims to be some kind of saint and then shows a spitefull side (one that she denies exists) by digging through my posts and taking things I said in jest out of context.

I have never claimed to be a saint, Scrapheap.

You said what you said.  Those posts did not look like jokes to me.  If it really is a joke that you couldn't get it "up" for your girlfriend and that you think you need Viagra, then the joke's on you.

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Re: Aaaaaah!!! I get it now!!
« Reply #22 on: September 11, 2007, 02:18:15 PM »
Ouch I hope you are really old if you need Viagra.  If not then Callaway just owned you bad with something you said yourself.

The pwnage is self pwnage on Callaway's behalf. She calims to be some kind of saint and then shows a spitefull side (one that she denies exists) by digging through my posts and taking things I said in jest out of context.

I have never claimed to be a saint, Scrapheap.

You said what you said.  Those posts did not look like jokes to me.  If it really is a joke that you couldn't get it "up" for your girlfriend and that you think you need Viagra, then the joke's on you.
I can see how he's come to that conclusion though.    :laugh:
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Re: Aaaaaah!!! I get it now!!
« Reply #23 on: September 11, 2007, 04:33:28 PM »
The thing one has to learn is that Callaway can
get away with being every bit as mean as anyone,
and no one will call her on it. I'm not sure the why
of it, but 'tis a bad fight to choose. She has a serious
cruel streak, underneath the otherwise good exterior,
and so much goodwill here, that it's hard to see.


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Re: Aaaaaah!!! I get it now!!
« Reply #24 on: September 11, 2007, 05:09:52 PM »
The thing one has to learn is that Callaway can
get away with being every bit as mean as anyone,
and no one will call her on it. I'm not sure the why
of it, but 'tis a bad fight to choose. She has a serious
cruel streak, underneath the otherwise good exterior,
and so much goodwill here, that it's hard to see.



No I don't have a serious cruel streak, Calandale.  I don't know how you got that idea.


 

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Re: Aaaaaah!!! I get it now!!
« Reply #25 on: September 11, 2007, 05:38:29 PM »

Get down off the cross, Scrapheap.  Somebody needs the wood.
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Re: Aaaaaah!!! I get it now!!
« Reply #26 on: September 11, 2007, 07:10:57 PM »

No I don't have a serious cruel streak, Calandale.  I don't know how you got that idea.

You resort to personal attacks. Usually when provoked, but more
so, it seems, than most. Maybe it's just because it seems so far from
how you usually present yourself though.

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Re: Aaaaaah!!! I get it now!!
« Reply #27 on: September 11, 2007, 08:52:31 PM »

No I don't have a serious cruel streak, Calandale.  I don't know how you got that idea.

You resort to personal attacks. Usually when provoked, but more
so, it seems, than most. Maybe it's just because it seems so far from
how you usually present yourself though.

Really, I think that it's just easy to be and stay on her very gracious good side, but if she feels crossed, stand back.  This rose has thorns.  Rather endearing, in my opinion.

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Re: Aaaaaah!!! I get it now!!
« Reply #28 on: September 11, 2007, 08:57:41 PM »
Really, I think that it's just easy to be and stay on her very gracious good side, but if she feels crossed, stand back.  This rose has thorns.  Rather endearing, in my opinion.
:agreed:

She just fights a bit dirtier than I like,
when she doesn't like someone, or what
they are saying.

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Re: Aaaaaah!!! I get it now!!
« Reply #29 on: September 11, 2007, 09:32:47 PM »
Really, I think that it's just easy to be and stay on her very gracious good side, but if she feels crossed, stand back.  This rose has thorns.  Rather endearing, in my opinion.
:agreed:

She just fights a bit dirtier than I like,
when she doesn't like someone, or what
they are saying.

Or maybe she's more direct and honest than you care a person to be!  All the things your NOT! :violin: