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Re: odeon's ask away-thread
« Reply #1095 on: February 03, 2008, 02:48:29 PM »
i was just wondering if it weighed approx. 13lb.  then there'd be a dead easy solution to your wanting to lose weight.

(explanation for the hard of thinking).


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....and after that if he was still over the desired weight......how much does his limbs weigh?..... (at this stage may need someone else to help him lose the extra pounds)

You're terrible Lucifer

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Re: odeon's ask away-thread
« Reply #1096 on: February 03, 2008, 02:55:27 PM »
best let odeon know all of them, flo, in case he starts and wants to stop again.

I would get more scientific, try to make up body imbalances, things like that have roots in nutrition.  Moms have all kinds of weird cravings when they are pregnant, and perhaps they would not be so weird if their bodies where in  balance before the pregnancy.  I have lost most of my intrest in junkfood already, and the other bit may come after I loose 13.05lbs I need to.

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Re: odeon's ask away-thread
« Reply #1097 on: February 03, 2008, 03:38:44 PM »
best let odeon know all of them, flo, in case he starts and wants to stop again.
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Re: odeon's ask away-thread
« Reply #1098 on: February 03, 2008, 03:39:43 PM »
i was just wondering if it weighed approx. 13lb.  then there'd be a dead easy solution to your wanting to lose weight.

(explanation for the hard of thinking).


 :lol:

....and after that if he was still over the desired weight......how much does his limbs weigh?..... (at this stage may need someone else to help him lose the extra pounds)

You're terrible Lucifer

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yep.   :eyelash:

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Re: odeon's ask away-thread
« Reply #1099 on: February 03, 2008, 03:40:36 PM »
best let odeon know all of them, flo, in case he starts and wants to stop again.
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Re: odeon's ask away-thread
« Reply #1100 on: February 04, 2008, 04:02:31 PM »
Lucifer, you are terrible, at telling jokes.  It just a matter of exercising that part of the brain. :laugh:
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Re: odeon's ask away-thread
« Reply #1101 on: February 04, 2008, 11:12:20 PM »
i bow to your greater knowledge and wisdom, o Arbiter of Humour.

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Re: odeon's ask away-thread
« Reply #1102 on: February 05, 2008, 04:42:58 AM »
Lucifer, you are terrible, at telling jokes.  It just a matter of exercising that part of the brain. :laugh:
Good jokes require that the brain works together. Otherwise it is you that becomes the joke.

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Re: odeon's ask away-thread
« Reply #1103 on: February 05, 2008, 10:24:18 AM »
Lucifer was saying that you should lose the weight by chopping off your head.   Basically implying that you don't use what is in your head anyways, so might as well chop it off.   She was wondering if it weighed enough for you to lose the 13lbs.   The human head weighs an average of 4.5 to 5kg when cut off at the C3 vert.   So at a little over 11 lbs, he would need to lose another 2 lbs.   Any other suggestions of things he could lob off Lucifer?   Human biomass can be used as fuel, you know.
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Re: odeon's ask away-thread
« Reply #1104 on: February 05, 2008, 11:14:27 AM »
i bow to your greater knowledge and wisdom, o Arbiter of Humour.

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I think he's an "arbitar", whatever that is.
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Re: odeon's ask away-thread
« Reply #1105 on: February 05, 2008, 11:27:54 AM »
Lucifer was saying that you should lose the weight by chopping off your head.   Basically implying that you don't use what is in your head anyways, so might as well chop it off.   She was wondering if it weighed enough for you to lose the 13lbs.   The human head weighs an average of 4.5 to 5kg when cut off at the C3 vert.   So at a little over 11 lbs, he would need to lose another 2 lbs.   Any other suggestions of things he could lob off Lucifer?   Human biomass can be used as fuel, you know.

who gives as fuck, as long as the head goes first?

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Re: odeon's ask away-thread
« Reply #1106 on: February 05, 2008, 11:28:24 AM »
i bow to your greater knowledge and wisdom, o Arbiter of Humour.

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I think he's an "arbitar", whatever that is.

i may have misspelled it originally.

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Re: odeon's ask away-thread
« Reply #1107 on: February 05, 2008, 02:18:15 PM »
:laugh:
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Re: odeon's ask away-thread
« Reply #1108 on: February 05, 2008, 02:33:25 PM »


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Re: odeon's ask away-thread
« Reply #1109 on: February 05, 2008, 02:34:32 PM »
are you comparing me to Conrad, dawg?

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