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Next victim
« on: August 09, 2007, 07:03:19 PM »
I suppose I've been here long enough and gotten settled in a bit.

Fire away.

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Re: Next victim
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2007, 07:14:09 PM »
I suppose I've been here long enough and gotten settled in a bit.

Fire away.
Describe yourself.

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Re: Next victim
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2007, 07:18:30 PM »
how many times, on average, do you masturbate per week?
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Re: Next victim
« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2007, 07:20:25 PM »
Describe yourself.

Mordok's just this guy, you know?

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Re: Next victim
« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2007, 07:21:08 PM »
how many times, on average, do you masturbate per week?

In an average week.....4 or 5 times, I'd guess.

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Re: Next victim
« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2007, 07:22:13 PM »
fully erect, how long is your penis?
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Re: Next victim
« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2007, 07:23:59 PM »
fully erect, how long is your penis?

Don't be so shy McJ, you can probably ask him some personal questions.  ::)
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Re: Next victim
« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2007, 07:26:55 PM »
fully erect, how long is your penis?

Don't be so shy McJ, you can probably ask him some personal questions.  ::)

:lol:  No worries.  I started this thread knowing this kind of thing would happen.

And to answer the question, a little less than 6", I think.  To be honest, I never measured until after I got married.  It just never occurred to me that that measurement was of any interest to anyone.  Kiriana was curious one night, so we pulled out a ruler.

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Re: Next victim
« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2007, 07:28:19 PM »
interesting story.

so, since it was already hard, that night, did you put it to good use?
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Re: Next victim
« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2007, 07:29:28 PM »
interesting story.

so, since it was already hard, that night, did you put it to good use?

That's between me, Kiriana, and that night's webcam viewing audience.....

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Re: Next victim
« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2007, 07:31:42 PM »
fully erect, how long is your penis?

Don't be so shy McJ, you can probably ask him some personal questions.  ::)

:lol:  No worries.  I started this thread knowing this kind of thing would happen.

And to answer the question, a little less than 6", I think.  To be honest, I never measured until after I got married.  It just never occurred to me that that measurement was of any interest to anyone.  Kiriana was curious one night, so we pulled out a ruler.

Funny, I remember that story a little differently....  We were actually filling out a profile for some swingers site, and one of the required fields was penis measurement.

But the webcam bit is probably right on.   ;)

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Re: Next victim
« Reply #11 on: August 09, 2007, 07:32:58 PM »
Funny, I remember that story a little differently....  We were actually filling out a profile for some swingers site, and one of the required fields was penis measurement.

But the webcam bit is probably right on.   ;)

Oh...right, right.  I knew it was someone's question and you were there, not just something I did on my own.  Close enough.

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Re: Next victim
« Reply #12 on: August 09, 2007, 07:37:29 PM »
do you like to have other people watch you having sex?
Why are you such a stupid asshole?
Would you really like to know?
Well pay your fee remove your clothes and Yvette will show you how
You went to school where you were taught to fear and to obey, be cheerful, fit in, or someone might think you're weird
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Happy and having fun all the time
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Re: Next victim
« Reply #13 on: August 09, 2007, 07:38:54 PM »
dont you think a little less than 6 inches is small son?

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Re: Next victim
« Reply #14 on: August 09, 2007, 07:42:45 PM »
dont you think a little less than 6 inches is small son?
not if it gives and recieves pleasure, son.
Why are you such a stupid asshole?
Would you really like to know?
Well pay your fee remove your clothes and Yvette will show you how
You went to school where you were taught to fear and to obey, be cheerful, fit in, or someone might think you're weird
Life can be perfect
People can be trusted
Someday, I will fall in love; a nice quiet home of my very own
Free from all the pain
Happy and having fun all the time
It never happened, did it?