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Start here => M.O.-Introductions => Ask Away Threads => Topic started by: mordok on August 09, 2007, 07:03:19 PM
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I suppose I've been here long enough and gotten settled in a bit.
Fire away.
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I suppose I've been here long enough and gotten settled in a bit.
Fire away.
Describe yourself.
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how many times, on average, do you masturbate per week?
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Describe yourself.
Mordok's just this guy, you know?
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how many times, on average, do you masturbate per week?
In an average week.....4 or 5 times, I'd guess.
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fully erect, how long is your penis?
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fully erect, how long is your penis?
Don't be so shy McJ, you can probably ask him some personal questions. ::)
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fully erect, how long is your penis?
Don't be so shy McJ, you can probably ask him some personal questions. ::)
:lol: No worries. I started this thread knowing this kind of thing would happen.
And to answer the question, a little less than 6", I think. To be honest, I never measured until after I got married. It just never occurred to me that that measurement was of any interest to anyone. Kiriana was curious one night, so we pulled out a ruler.
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interesting story.
so, since it was already hard, that night, did you put it to good use?
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interesting story.
so, since it was already hard, that night, did you put it to good use?
That's between me, Kiriana, and that night's webcam viewing audience.....
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fully erect, how long is your penis?
Don't be so shy McJ, you can probably ask him some personal questions. ::)
:lol: No worries. I started this thread knowing this kind of thing would happen.
And to answer the question, a little less than 6", I think. To be honest, I never measured until after I got married. It just never occurred to me that that measurement was of any interest to anyone. Kiriana was curious one night, so we pulled out a ruler.
Funny, I remember that story a little differently.... We were actually filling out a profile for some swingers site, and one of the required fields was penis measurement.
But the webcam bit is probably right on. ;)
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Funny, I remember that story a little differently.... We were actually filling out a profile for some swingers site, and one of the required fields was penis measurement.
But the webcam bit is probably right on. ;)
Oh...right, right. I knew it was someone's question and you were there, not just something I did on my own. Close enough.
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do you like to have other people watch you having sex?
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dont you think a little less than 6 inches is small son?
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dont you think a little less than 6 inches is small son?
not if it gives and recieves pleasure, son.
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do you like to have other people watch you having P.I.?
Didn't the webcam comment already answer that?
But, in the event you want it stated explicitly: yes, on occasion.
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this intrigues me. because, it is something i am very fascinated with, but have never tried.
online at least. i have had multiple sex partners at once, but i guess that isn't the same thing.
on webcam, do you take instruction or do you just go at it?
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dont you think a little less than 6 inches is small son?
I think it is what it is and there is little I could do about it no matter what anyone thinks. However, I've received no complaints and several return "customers", shall we say.
Secondly, son? Although, it isn't by much, I am older than you are. You'd think someone so obsessed with numbers might notice that.
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this intrigues me. because, it is something i am very fascinated with, but have never tried.
online at least. i have had multiple P.I. partners at once, but i guess that isn't the same thing.
No, not the same thing. But definitely enjoyable in it's own right, as I'm sure you're well aware.
on webcam, do you take instruction or do you just go at it?
Done it both ways. Sometimes, you just want to put on a show, sometimes you want to personalize it. Depends on the audience and my/our mood.
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do you and your wife make money doing webcam sex shows?
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do you and your wife make money doing webcam P.I. shows?
Nope. Just showing off for some like-minded friends we knew would enjoy it.
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i will have more questions later.
thank you for being so candid. ;D
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i will have more questions later.
thank you for being so candid. ;D
I look forward to it. And it was my pleasure. :)
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how many times, on average, do you masturbate per week?
In an average week.....4 or 5 times, I'd guess.
Meanwhile....is THAT what you're doing while I'm upstairs stabbing myself with needles every night? :P
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Meanwhile....is THAT what you're doing while I'm upstairs stabbing myself with needles every night? :P
Not every night, but yes sometimes. ;D
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how many times, on average, do you masturbate per week?
In an average week.....4 or 5 times, I'd guess.
i could do that in a day.... if i had enough time on my hands
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dont you think a little less than 6 inches is small son?
not if it gives and recieves pleasure, son.
you would know, son.
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how many times, on average, do you masturbate per week?
In an average week.....4 or 5 times, I'd guess.
i could do that in a day.... if i had enough lube on my hands
fixed. ;)
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how many times, on average, do you masturbate per week?
In an average week.....4 or 5 times, I'd guess.
i could do that in a day.... if i had enough time on my hands
Is your sex drive that strong??
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have you ever been attracted to a man?
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McJagger i love you.
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have you ever been attracted to a man?
Often. I'm bi.
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do you and your wife belong to a bowling league?
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do you and your wife belong to a bowling league?
Negative. In fact, I don't think I've been bowling in almost 10 years now.
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i have bi curiosities, but i have never acted on them.
is there a scale?
i mean: do you do both with a man...give and recieve? or do you only do one or the other?
were you always Bi? or did you ease into it because you are a sexual person?
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I want to have a guy and guy and girl threesome one day. Guess that makes me bi.
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I want to have a guy and guy and girl threesome one day. Guess that makes me bi.
depends.
i have done this, but i haven't done anything with the man, she was taking care of both of us. u don't think it makes you Bi unless you are doing things to the man. as well as the woman.
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i have bi curiosities, but i have never acted on them.
is there a scale?
i mean: do you do both with a man...give and recieve? or do you only do one or the other?
were you always Bi? or did you ease into it because you are a P.I.ual person?
'Give' and 'receive' get to be confusing terms when talking about oral vs. anal, The more usual terms to distinguish one's role in such situations are 'top' and 'bottom''. But regardless I have done both in both ways.
I was alwyas bi. In fact, my first partner was male. However, I grew up in a very conservative household in a conservative area. As a result, I was in denial of that half of it for a long time. Never stopped me from being attracted to men. Just couldn't bring myself to do anything about it.
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I want to have a guy and guy and girl threesome one day. Guess that makes me bi.
depends.
i have done this, but i haven't done anything with the man, she was taking care of both of us. u don't think it makes you Bi unless you are doing things to the man. as well as the woman.
That would be correct by most people's estimation.
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will you post a picture so that i can judge whether you are visably doable?
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I want to have a guy and guy and girl threesome one day. Guess that makes me bi.
depends.
i have done this, but i haven't done anything with the man, she was taking care of both of us. u don't think it makes you Bi unless you are doing things to the man. as well as the woman.
That would be correct by most people's estimation.
though, i was embarrassed by the fact that i was always watching what the other guys penis was doing. it was making me hot.
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will you post a picture so that i can judge whether you are visably doable?
As soon as Kiriana gets up, sure. She is the family photographer and I'm not sure where she keeps the pics on her computer.
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will you post a picture so that i can judge whether you are visably doable?
As soon as Kiriana gets up, sure. She is the family photographer and I'm not sure where she keeps the pics on her computer.
Do a search for .jpeg on the entire HDD, it will save you the bother.
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how long was your relationship with your first man?
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though, i was embarrassed by the fact that i was always watching what the other guys penis was doing. it was making me hot.
Why would that embarrass you? Obviously, you found it enjoyable. What's wrong with that?
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though, i was embarrassed by the fact that i was always watching what the other guys penis was doing. it was making me hot.
Why would that embarrass you? Obviously, you found it enjoyable. What's wrong with that?
Jesus wouldnt offer him forgiveness.
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Do a search for .jpeg on the entire HDD, it will save you the bother.
Of course I could do that. I built all our computers and could easily access anything on hers that I wanted. However, out of respect for each other's privacy, I do not go near her system for any reason other than for maintenance or with her explicit permission.
Patience, grasshopper.
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Do a search for .jpeg on the entire HDD, it will save you the bother.
Of course I could do that. I built all our computers and could easily access anything on hers that I wanted. However, out of respect for each other's privacy, I do not go near her system for any reason other than for maintenance or with her explicit permission.
Patience, grasshopper.
Ethics and paitience have never been things that I have been overly fond of, unfortuantly...
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Hence your spelling errors.
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Do a search for .jpeg on the entire HDD, it will save you the bother.
Of course I could do that. I built all our computers and could easily access anything on hers that I wanted. However, out of respect for each other's privacy, I do not go near her system for any reason other than for maintenance or with her explicit permission.
Patience, grasshopper.
Isn't that nice, on all accounts! You meant her computer though, right ;)
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how long was your relationship with your first man?
Wouldn't really call it a relationship. More like fuckbuddies for far too brief a time. We were friends for maybe a year or two. But only active in that sense 2 or 3 times. In the end, I think he got hit with a major dose of self-homophobia and wanted nothing more to do with me.
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I was alwyas bi. In fact, my first partner was male. However, I grew up in a very conservative household in a conservative area. As a result, I was in denial of that half of it for a long time. Never stopped me from being attracted to men. Just couldn't bring myself to do anything about it.
:'( :'( :'(
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Jesus wouldnt offer him forgiveness.
Speaking for the all-mighty now, are we? Not that I consider myself Christian anymore. But, as I recall, Christ said there was only one unforgivable sin. Being attracted to men wasn't it.
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though, i was embarrassed by the fact that i was always watching what the other guys penis was doing. it was making me hot.
Why would that embarrass you? Obviously, you found it enjoyable. What's wrong with that?
it was like watching a porno.
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are you more atracted to males or females?
i would think that i am 90% attractd to females and 10% attracted to males.
that wouldn't make me Bi, would it? more like Bi curious?
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Do a search for .jpeg on the entire HDD, it will save you the bother.
Of course I could do that. I built all our computers and could easily access anything on hers that I wanted. However, out of respect for each other's privacy, I do not go near her system for any reason other than for maintenance or with her explicit permission.
Patience, grasshopper.
Isn't that nice, on all accounts! You meant her computer though, right ;)
That too. ;D
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Jesus wouldnt offer him forgiveness.
Speaking for the all-mighty now, are we? Not that I consider myself Christian anymore. But, as I recall, Christ said there was only one unforgivable sin. Being attracted to men wasn't it.
Sorry, I was taking the piss and missed off the funny emoticon thing on the end. What was the unforgivable sin, i have forgotten now?
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Jesus wouldnt offer him forgiveness.
Speaking for the all-mighty now, are we? Not that I consider myself Christian anymore. But, as I recall, Christ said there was only one unforgivable sin. Being attracted to men wasn't it.
Sorry, I was taking the piss and missed off the funny emoticon thing on the end. What was the unforgivable sin, i have forgotten now?
i believe that it is proclaiming the works of the holy ghost to the works of the devil.
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Jesus wouldnt offer him forgiveness.
Speaking for the all-mighty now, are we? Not that I consider myself Christian anymore. But, as I recall, Christ said there was only one unforgivable sin. Being attracted to men wasn't it.
homophobia is a terrible sin.
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Jesus wouldnt offer him forgiveness.
Speaking for the all-mighty now, are we? Not that I consider myself Christian anymore. But, as I recall, Christ said there was only one unforgivable sin. Being attracted to men wasn't it.
Sorry, I was taking the piss and missed off the funny emoticon thing on the end. What was the unforgivable sin, i have forgotten now?
i believe that it is proclaiming the works of the holy ghost to the works of the devil.
Damn, i am never going to be forgiven now!
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Jesus wouldnt offer him forgiveness.
Speaking for the all-mighty now, are we? Not that I consider myself Christian anymore. But, as I recall, Christ said there was only one unforgivable sin. Being attracted to men wasn't it.
homophobia is a terrible sin.
Thats a matter of perspective.
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you wanna steak through your heart? no? then stop talking. :P
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are you more atracted to males or females?
Depends on the time of day, day of the week, phase of the moon, etc. It's not set in stone.
i would think that i am 90% attractd to females and 10% attracted to males.
that wouldn't make me Bi, would it? more like Bi curious?
What It makes you is you. You shouldn't be so worried about labels. Figure out who you are and what you like and pursue it as much as life and circumstances will allow. The rest will take care of itself.
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Jesus wouldnt offer him forgiveness.
Speaking for the all-mighty now, are we? Not that I consider myself Christian anymore. But, as I recall, Christ said there was only one unforgivable sin. Being attracted to men wasn't it.
homophobia is a terrible sin.
Thats a matter of perspective.
I have always thought the more homophobic someone is, the more they are in denial about themselves and their sexuality.
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you wanna steak through your heart? no? then stop talking. :P
I think you are going to struggle with that one.
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Jesus wouldnt offer him forgiveness.
Speaking for the all-mighty now, are we? Not that I consider myself Christian anymore. But, as I recall, Christ said there was only one unforgivable sin. Being attracted to men wasn't it.
homophobia is a terrible sin.
Thats a matter of perspective.
I have always thought the more homophobic someone is, the more they are in denial about themselves and their P.I.uality.
Good job I am not a homophobe then...
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are you more atracted to males or females?
Depends on the time of day, day of the week, phase of the moon, etc. It's not set in stone.
i would think that i am 90% attractd to females and 10% attracted to males.
that wouldn't make me Bi, would it? more like Bi curious?
What It makes you is you. You shouldn't be so worried about labels. Figure out who you are and what you like and pursue it as much as life and circumstances will allow. The rest will take care of itself.
good advice, and well handled. ;)
have you seen my picture? am i visably doable?
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you wanna steak through your heart? no? then stop talking. :P
I think you are going to struggle with that one.
no it can be done. i saw it on TV.
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you wanna steak through your heart? no? then stop talking. :P
I think you are going to struggle with that one.
no it can be done. i saw it on TV.
Really. Which cartoon was it?
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have you seen my picture? am i visably doable?
not to put words in mordok's mouth but yes yes you are visibly doable. but your spelling is a bit crap.
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you wanna steak through your heart? no? then stop talking. :P
I think you are going to struggle with that one.
no it can be done. i saw it on TV.
Really. Which cartoon was it?
it wasn't a cartoon.
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you wanna steak through your heart? no? then stop talking. :P
I think you are going to struggle with that one.
no it can be done. i saw it on TV.
Really. Which cartoon was it?
it wasn't a cartoon.
Was it a moviefilm then?
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have you seen my picture? am i visably doable?
not to put words in mordok's mouth but yes yes you are visibly doable. but your spelling is a bit crap.
i wasn't planning on making you cum with my ability to spell. i have other talents, you know.
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have you seen my picture? am i visably doable?
I'd say you are rather attractive, yes.
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have you seen my picture? am i visably doable?
I'd say you are rather attractive, yes.
doable?
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have you seen my picture? am i visably doable?
not to put words in mordok's mouth but yes yes you are visibly doable. but your spelling is a bit crap.
i wasn't planning on making you cum with my ability to spell. i have other talents, you know.
Is this offer only available to Björk? :eyelash:
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Was it a moviefilm then?
no. what are you from kazakstan?
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have you seen my picture? am i visably doable?
not to put words in mordok's mouth but yes yes you are visibly doable. but your spelling is a bit crap.
i wasn't planning on making you cum with my ability to spell. i have other talents, you know.
Is this offer only available to Björk? :eyelash:
this is getting hotter and hotter.
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have you seen my picture? am i visably doable?
I'd say you are rather attractive, yes.
doable?
In as much as appearance alone factors into it, then yes.
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just looks? don't you care if he's good in the sack?
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just looks? don't you care if he's good in the sack?
Well, that is why I phrased it the way I did. Appearance alone is not all that important. At the same time, though, how would I know if he's any good in the sack until I got him there? People like different things and have varying skills depending on who they're with.
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have you seen my picture? am i visably doable?
I'd say you are rather attractive, yes.
doable?
In as much as appearance alone factors into it, then yes.
i can assure you that i am plenty experienced.
but, when i am finished, then i am finished. i don't go for the cuddling. but i will go for a quick bite to eat and then seconds.....
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aww you're not a cuddler? :'( i love it when guys cuddle after sex. :P i mean each other.
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have you seen my picture? am i visably doable?
not to put words in mordok's mouth but yes yes you are visibly doable. but your spelling is a bit crap.
i wasn't planning on making you cum with my ability to spell. i have other talents, you know.
Is this offer only available to Björk? :eyelash:
no. i am a slut. or i used to be. i really enjoy the orgasm.
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Was it a moviefilm then?
no. what are you from kazakstan?
Nope, but i do like Borat... :P
So which work of fiction is this you are talking about?
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did i say it was fiction? :)
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did i say it was fiction? :)
No, but i figured that one out for myself... :P
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mordok, are you a cuddler?
and don't tell me what you think i want to hear just because you want to fuck me. :laugh:
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did i say it was fiction? :)
No, but i figured that one out for myself... :P
alright. it was Sabrina.
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did i say it was fiction? :)
No, but i figured that one out for myself... :P
alright. it was Sabrina.
Isnt that a cartoon, from what I remember...
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no there's a cartoon of it but this was the real 3 dimensional show. Sabrina The Teenage Witch. :P
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no there's a cartoon of it but this was the real 3 dimensional show. Sabrina The Teenage Witch. :P
Bjork, you watch way too much tele. Wasnt Sabrina after your youth anyway?
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no there's a cartoon of it but this was the real 3 dimensional show. Sabrina The Teenage Witch. :P
Bjork, you watch way too much tele. Wasnt Sabrina after your youth anyway?
hey kiddo, you need someone to instruct you how to woo women. your technique is awful.
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are you calling me a grandma? you little punk. no respect for your elders. :P
no i don't watch too much telly and no it wasn't after my youth. ::)
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mordok, are you a cuddler?
and don't tell me what you think i want to hear just because you want to fuck me. :laugh:
I usually am with women. When they want to as well, of course.
To be honest, I've never cuddled with a man. Not necessarily because I didn't want to, but the other guy didn't. With men, I'd put it at something less than a need but more than totally disinterested.
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no there's a cartoon of it but this was the real 3 dimensional show. Sabrina The Teenage Witch. :P
Bjork, you watch way too much tele. Wasnt Sabrina after your youth anyway?
hey kiddo, you need someone to instruct you how to woo women. your technique is awful.
Was that an offer to be my instructor, McJ?
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no there's a cartoon of it but this was the real 3 dimensional show. Sabrina The Teenage Witch. :P
Bjork, you watch way too much tele. Wasnt Sabrina after your youth anyway?
hey kiddo, you need someone to instruct you how to woo women. your technique is awful.
Was that an offer to be my instructor, McJ?
yes. you could use the help. though i doubt it will do you any good, you are thick!
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mordok, do you have any fetishes?
i would say that one of mine is handjobs.
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are you calling me a grandma? you little punk. no respect for your elders. :P
no i don't watch too much telly and no it wasn't after my youth. ::)
No, no. I just lose track of when these programmes actually started, and anyway you must have been bored to watch Sabrina...
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thick where it counts? :P
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no there's a cartoon of it but this was the real 3 dimensional show. Sabrina The Teenage Witch. :P
Bjork, you watch way too much tele. Wasnt Sabrina after your youth anyway?
hey kiddo, you need someone to instruct you how to woo women. your technique is awful.
Was that an offer to be my instructor, McJ?
yes. you could use the help. though i doubt it will do you any good, you are thick!
Me being thick, is that the first lesson you are giving me McJ. Act think around women?
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are you calling me a grandma? you little punk. no respect for your elders. :P
no i don't watch too much telly and no it wasn't after my youth. ::)
No, no. I just lose track of when these programmes actually started, and anyway you must have been bored to watch Sabrina...
i love Sabrina. who's your favorite? i love Salem.
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thick where it counts? :P
I had the same thought. ;)
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no there's a cartoon of it but this was the real 3 dimensional show. Sabrina The Teenage Witch. :P
Bjork, you watch way too much tele. Wasnt Sabrina after your youth anyway?
hey kiddo, you need someone to instruct you how to woo women. your technique is awful.
Was that an offer to be my instructor, McJ?
yes. you could use the help. though i doubt it will do you any good, you are thick!
Me being thick, is that the first lesson you are giving me McJ. Act think around women?
you are lonely for attention, aren't you?
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thick where it counts? :P
ask him to post a picture. then we can judge for ourselves.
my guess is a pinner dick but a huge forhead.
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why do i have to ask him? why can't you do it? :P
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are you calling me a grandma? you little punk. no respect for your elders. :P
no i don't watch too much telly and no it wasn't after my youth. ::)
No, no. I just lose track of when these programmes actually started, and anyway you must have been bored to watch Sabrina...
i love Sabrina. who's your favorite? i love Salem.
I havent heard of Salem.
When I was like really young it used to be Thomas the Tank Engine and Fireman Sam, i cant actually remember what the rest of the kids shows were. :doh:
I only glanced at Sabrina i think, probably when my brother had it on.
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mordok, do you have any fetishes?
i would say that one of mine is handjobs.
I have a few, yes. Although, I'd consider handjobs to be more a preference than a fetish since they're relatively normal/common. So, I'm not sure what you're asking.
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why do i have to ask him? why can't you do it? :P
because he is a self loathing ghey man inside of a closet. he would react better to you since you are a woman.
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mordok, do you have any fetishes?
i would say that one of mine is handjobs.
I have a few, yes. Although, I'd consider handjobs to be more a preference than a fetish since they're relatively normal/common. So, I'm not sure what you're asking.
what would you consider a fetish?
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no there's a cartoon of it but this was the real 3 dimensional show. Sabrina The Teenage Witch. :P
Bjork, you watch way too much tele. Wasnt Sabrina after your youth anyway?
hey kiddo, you need someone to instruct you how to woo women. your technique is awful.
Was that an offer to be my instructor, McJ?
yes. you could use the help. though i doubt it will do you any good, you are thick!
Me being thick, is that the first lesson you are giving me McJ. Act think around women?
you are lonely for attention, aren't you?
I am an attention seeker at times (hence my habit to troll in places at times), but I am not sure exactly what I would be looking for in a woman...
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no there's a cartoon of it but this was the real 3 dimensional show. Sabrina The Teenage Witch. :P
Bjork, you watch way too much tele. Wasnt Sabrina after your youth anyway?
hey kiddo, you need someone to instruct you how to woo women. your technique is awful.
Was that an offer to be my instructor, McJ?
yes. you could use the help. though i doubt it will do you any good, you are thick!
Me being thick, is that the first lesson you are giving me McJ. Act think around women?
you are lonely for attention, aren't you?
I am an attention seeker at times (hence my habit to troll in places at times), but I am not sure exactly what I would be looking for in a woman...
begin your quest by looking for a vagina.
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no there's a cartoon of it but this was the real 3 dimensional show. Sabrina The Teenage Witch. :P
Bjork, you watch way too much tele. Wasnt Sabrina after your youth anyway?
hey kiddo, you need someone to instruct you how to woo women. your technique is awful.
Was that an offer to be my instructor, McJ?
yes. you could use the help. though i doubt it will do you any good, you are thick!
Me being thick, is that the first lesson you are giving me McJ. Act think around women?
you are lonely for attention, aren't you?
I am an attention seeker at times (hence my habit to troll in places at times), but I am not sure exactly what I would be looking for in a woman...
begin your quest by looking for a vagina.
All women have them, you are not choosey at all are you McJ... :P
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I havent heard of Salem.
When I was like really young it used to be Thomas the Tank Engine and Fireman Sam, i cant actually remember what the rest of the kids shows were. :doh:
I only glanced at Sabrina i think, probably when my brother had it on.
how can you compare Sabrina to Thomas Fucking The Tank Engine?? that show is for newborns who can't yet form a thought let alone realize what a horrible show they're watching.
Salem is the talking cat. he's funny.
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why do i have to ask him? why can't you do it? :P
because he is a self loathing ghey man inside of a closet. he would react better to you since you are a woman.
he thinks i'm a grandma. i don't think i'd be any more successful.
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what would you consider a fetish?
In a general sense, an interest in objects or activities that fall outside the "standard" sexual experience.
I realize that's incredibly vague as people's experiences differ. But, I hope you understand what I'm trying to say.
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I havent heard of Salem.
When I was like really young it used to be Thomas the Tank Engine and Fireman Sam, i cant actually remember what the rest of the kids shows were. :doh:
I only glanced at Sabrina i think, probably when my brother had it on.
how can you compare Sabrina to Thomas Fucking The Tank Engine?? that show is for newborns who can't yet form a thought let alone realize what a horrible show they're watching.
Salem is the talking cat. he's funny.
Dont you think I am a little too old to be watching these sort of shows, now? :P
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All women have them, you are not choosey at all are you McJ... :P
you're a little too choosey, you're lucky to find any woman who can stand you. vagina or not.
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Dont you think I am a little too old to be watching these sort of shows, now? :P
i think you can still watch Thomas The Tank Engine. Sabrina might be more appropriate in a few years decades.
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why do i have to ask him? why can't you do it? :P
because he is a self loathing ghey man inside of a closet. he would react better to you since you are a woman.
he thinks i'm a grandma. i don't think i'd be any more successful.
*snorts* I cant believe you and McJ want to see my pic so badly...
Calandale has had the pleasure though.
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why do i have to ask him? why can't you do it? :P
because he is a self loathing ghey man inside of a closet. he would react better to you since you are a woman.
he thinks i'm a grandma. i don't think i'd be any more successful.
*snorts* I cant believe you and McJ want to see my pic so badly...
Calandale has had the pleasure though.
Wouldn't mind a peek myself. ;)
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Dont you think I am a little too old to be watching these sort of shows, now? :P
i think you can still watch Thomas The Tank Engine. Sabrina might be more appropriate in a few years decades.
I think you are now getting fuddled with your numbers...
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why do i have to ask him? why can't you do it? :P
because he is a self loathing ghey man inside of a closet. he would react better to you since you are a woman.
he thinks i'm a grandma. i don't think i'd be any more successful.
*snorts* I cant believe you and McJ want to see my pic so badly...
Calandale has had the pleasure though.
Wouldn't mind a peek myself. ;)
I could be a git and send you one as the expense of the those two... :P
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I am an attention seeker at times (hence my habit to troll in places at times), but I am not sure exactly what I would be looking for in a woman...
begin your quest by looking for a vagina.
All women have them, you are not choosey at all are you McJ... :P
it isn't that. and no, i am not choosey.
you told me that you are not exactly sure what you would be looking for in a woman. i am telling you that it doesn't matter. women are the ones who do the choosing whether or not you are compatible with each other.
you need to make the first move and then they choose whether or not it will vontinue or grow into something else.
you should always be yourself. i am telling you to keep it simple and look for a vagina. keep your priorities on getting that vagina. the woman will choose you after that and do all the work necessary.
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why do i have to ask him? why can't you do it? :P
because he is a self loathing ghey man inside of a closet. he would react better to you since you are a woman.
he thinks i'm a grandma. i don't think i'd be any more successful.
*snorts* I cant believe you and McJ want to see my pic so badly...
Calandale has had the pleasure though.
mmm we have heard many a tall tale about your thickness... :)
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Dont you think I am a little too old to be watching these sort of shows, now? :P
i think you can still watch Thomas The Tank Engine. Sabrina might be more appropriate in a few years decades.
I think you are now getting fuddled with your numbers...
I think you two are confused about which shows you're talking about. I could be mistaken, but I think Björk is talking about the live-action Sabrina while Hadron is still talking about the cartoon Sabrina (which was kind of a spin-off of the live-action aimed more at the younger set as opposed to teenagers).
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why do i have to ask him? why can't you do it? :P
because he is a self loathing ghey man inside of a closet. he would react better to you since you are a woman.
he thinks i'm a grandma. i don't think i'd be any more successful.
*snorts* I cant believe you and McJ want to see my pic so badly...
Calandale has had the pleasure though.
Wouldn't mind a peek myself. ;)
I could be a git and send you one as the expense of the those two... :P
Fine by me. ;D
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why do i have to ask him? why can't you do it? :P
because he is a self loathing ghey man inside of a closet. he would react better to you since you are a woman.
he thinks i'm a grandma. i don't think i'd be any more successful.
*snorts* I cant believe you and McJ want to see my pic so badly...
Calandale has had the pleasure though.
mmm we have heard many a tall tale about your thickness... :)
Tall and thick? ooooh
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Dont you think I am a little too old to be watching these sort of shows, now? :P
i think you can still watch Thomas The Tank Engine. Sabrina might be more appropriate in a few years decades.
I think you are now getting fuddled with your numbers...
I think you two are confused about which shows you're talking about. I could be mistaken, but I think Björk is talking about the live-action Sabrina while Hadron is still talking about the cartoon Sabrina (which was kind of a spin-off of the live-action aimed more at the younger set as opposed to teenagers).
yes this is true. :)
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what would you consider a fetish?
In a general sense, an interest in objects or activities that fall outside the "standard" P.I.ual experience.
I realize that's incredibly vague as people's experiences differ. But, I hope you understand what I'm trying to say.
then nothing is a fetish to the user, since they don't fall outside the standars s e x ual experience.
i love the taste of my own semen, does that count?
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i love the taste of my own semen, does that cunt?
fixed. mwahaha.
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I am an attention seeker at times (hence my habit to troll in places at times), but I am not sure exactly what I would be looking for in a woman...
begin your quest by looking for a vagina.
All women have them, you are not choosey at all are you McJ... :P
it isn't that. and no, i am not choosey.
you told me that you are not exactly sure what you would be looking for in a woman. i am telling you that it doesn't matter. women are the ones who do the choosing whether or not you are compatible with each other.
you need to make the first move and then they choose whether or not it will vontinue or grow into something else.
you should always be yourself. i am telling you to keep it simple and look for a vagina. keep your priorities on getting that vagina. the woman will choose you after that and do all the work necessary.
I thought the men decided, now I know where I have begun to go wrong. The other problem is I doubt I could hold a relationship with someone for a decent length of time, i am too whimsical. Is what you suggest a guide how to get sex then, more than a relationship?
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why do i have to ask him? why can't you do it? :P
because he is a self loathing ghey man inside of a closet. he would react better to you since you are a woman.
he thinks i'm a grandma. i don't think i'd be any more successful.
*snorts* I cant believe you and McJ want to see my pic so badly...
Calandale has had the pleasure though.
Wouldn't mind a peek myself. ;)
I could be a git and send you one as the expense of the those two... :P
Fine by me. ;D
As long as you promise not to forward it, i can send you a PM in a bit.
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what would you consider a fetish?
In a general sense, an interest in objects or activities that fall outside the "standard" P.I.ual experience.
I realize that's incredibly vague as people's experiences differ. But, I hope you understand what I'm trying to say.
then nothing is a fetish to the user, since they don't fall outside the standars s e x ual experience.
i love the taste of my own semen, does that count?
I can see what you're saying. And I admit, my definition is a bit week. It's also beside the point, really. You were asking about my preferences and I sidelined into a semantic discussion. My apologies. I get picky about word usage.
So, back to the topic at *ahem* hand..... Yes, I would consider that a fetish. A nice one, in fact. ;)
As for me, I'd say my main fetish would be submissiveness.
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Dont you think I am a little too old to be watching these sort of shows, now? :P
i think you can still watch Thomas The Tank Engine. Sabrina might be more appropriate in a few years decades.
I think you are now getting fuddled with your numbers...
I think you two are confused about which shows you're talking about. I could be mistaken, but I think Björk is talking about the live-action Sabrina while Hadron is still talking about the cartoon Sabrina (which was kind of a spin-off of the live-action aimed more at the younger set as opposed to teenagers).
yes this is true. :)
Right, now I know how we got our wires crossed.
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why do i have to ask him? why can't you do it? :P
because he is a self loathing ghey man inside of a closet. he would react better to you since you are a woman.
he thinks i'm a grandma. i don't think i'd be any more successful.
*snorts* I cant believe you and McJ want to see my pic so badly...
Calandale has had the pleasure though.
Wouldn't mind a peek myself. ;)
I could be a git and send you one as the expense of the those two... :P
Fine by me. ;D
As long as you promise not to forward it, i can send you a PM in a bit.
Promise given. :)
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what would you consider a fetish?
In a general sense, an interest in objects or activities that fall outside the "standard" P.I.ual experience.
I realize that's incredibly vague as people's experiences differ. But, I hope you understand what I'm trying to say.
then nothing is a fetish to the user, since they don't fall outside the standars s e x ual experience.
i love the taste of my own semen, does that count?
I can see what you're saying. And I admit, my definition is a bit week. It's also beside the point, really. You were asking about my preferences and I sidelined into a semantic discussion. My apologies. I get picky about word usage.
So, back to the topic at *ahem* hand..... Yes, I would consider that a fetish. A nice one, in fact. ;)
As for me, I'd say my main fetish would be submissiveness.
dammit. you just answered a future question of mine.
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what would you consider a fetish?
In a general sense, an interest in objects or activities that fall outside the "standard" P.I.ual experience.
I realize that's incredibly vague as people's experiences differ. But, I hope you understand what I'm trying to say.
then nothing is a fetish to the user, since they don't fall outside the standars s e x ual experience.
i love the taste of my own semen, does that count?
I can see what you're saying. And I admit, my definition is a bit week. It's also beside the point, really. You were asking about my preferences and I sidelined into a semantic discussion. My apologies. I get picky about word usage.
So, back to the topic at *ahem* hand..... Yes, I would consider that a fetish. A nice one, in fact. ;)
As for me, I'd say my main fetish would be submissiveness.
dammit. you just answered a future question of mine.
Heh. And just what question would that be?
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I am an attention seeker at times (hence my habit to troll in places at times), but I am not sure exactly what I would be looking for in a woman...
begin your quest by looking for a vagina.
All women have them, you are not choosey at all are you McJ... :P
it isn't that. and no, i am not choosey.
you told me that you are not exactly sure what you would be looking for in a woman. i am telling you that it doesn't matter. women are the ones who do the choosing whether or not you are compatible with each other.
you need to make the first move and then they choose whether or not it will vontinue or grow into something else.
you should always be yourself. i am telling you to keep it simple and look for a vagina. keep your priorities on getting that vagina. the woman will choose you after that and do all the work necessary.
I thought the men decided, now I know where I have begun to go wrong. The other problem is I doubt I could hold a relationship with someone for a decent length of time, i am too whimsical. Is what you suggest a guide how to get P.I. then, more than a relationship?
i am telling you that it doesn't matter if you are too whimsical or not. THE WOMAN DECIDES.
you just need to concentrate on getting the sex and if she wants you she will concentrate on getting you used to her sex....get it?
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mordok, i was thinking that you were a sub because of your slow, polite responses. and the fact that you seem to need to ask your wife for permission and all.
i wouldn't call being submissive a fetish, more like a personality trait.
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mordok, i was thinking that you were a sub because of your slow, polite responses. and the fact that you seem to need to ask your wife for permission and all.
i wouldn't call being submissive a fetish, more like a personality trait.
I agree that I am submissive in personality. Nice catch. I'm quite impressed by that.
As far as it being a fetish, in that sense, I am referring more to the bdSm form of submission. Some of the B and D too, actually.
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I am an attention seeker at times (hence my habit to troll in places at times), but I am not sure exactly what I would be looking for in a woman...
begin your quest by looking for a vagina.
All women have them, you are not choosey at all are you McJ... :P
it isn't that. and no, i am not choosey.
you told me that you are not exactly sure what you would be looking for in a woman. i am telling you that it doesn't matter. women are the ones who do the choosing whether or not you are compatible with each other.
you need to make the first move and then they choose whether or not it will vontinue or grow into something else.
you should always be yourself. i am telling you to keep it simple and look for a vagina. keep your priorities on getting that vagina. the woman will choose you after that and do all the work necessary.
I thought the men decided, now I know where I have begun to go wrong. The other problem is I doubt I could hold a relationship with someone for a decent length of time, i am too whimsical. Is what you suggest a guide how to get P.I. then, more than a relationship?
i am telling you that it doesn't matter if you are too whimsical or not. THE WOMAN DECIDES.
you just need to concentrate on getting the P.I. and if she wants you she will concentrate on getting you used to her P.I.....get it?
Right, now I get you. I shall try it out when I get to uni, there is a favourable male: female ratio there.
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do you smoke pot or do any other illicit drugs?
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I am an attention seeker at times (hence my habit to troll in places at times), but I am not sure exactly what I would be looking for in a woman...
begin your quest by looking for a vagina.
All women have them, you are not choosey at all are you McJ... :P
it isn't that. and no, i am not choosey.
you told me that you are not exactly sure what you would be looking for in a woman. i am telling you that it doesn't matter. women are the ones who do the choosing whether or not you are compatible with each other.
you need to make the first move and then they choose whether or not it will vontinue or grow into something else.
you should always be yourself. i am telling you to keep it simple and look for a vagina. keep your priorities on getting that vagina. the woman will choose you after that and do all the work necessary.
I thought the men decided, now I know where I have begun to go wrong. The other problem is I doubt I could hold a relationship with someone for a decent length of time, i am too whimsical. Is what you suggest a guide how to get P.I. then, more than a relationship?
i am telling you that it doesn't matter if you are too whimsical or not. THE WOMAN DECIDES.
you just need to concentrate on getting the P.I. and if she wants you she will concentrate on getting you used to her P.I.....get it?
Right, now I get you. I shall try it out when I get to uni, there is a favourable male: female ratio there.
get outh there now. you know the old saying, the early worm gets the vagina! :laugh:
or something like that. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :lol:
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do you smoke pot or do any other illicit drugs?
Not really, no. Not opposed by any stretch, just not had much opportunity. I've had pot all of twice now. The first time being only a couple years ago.
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I am an attention seeker at times (hence my habit to troll in places at times), but I am not sure exactly what I would be looking for in a woman...
begin your quest by looking for a vagina.
All women have them, you are not choosey at all are you McJ... :P
it isn't that. and no, i am not choosey.
you told me that you are not exactly sure what you would be looking for in a woman. i am telling you that it doesn't matter. women are the ones who do the choosing whether or not you are compatible with each other.
you need to make the first move and then they choose whether or not it will vontinue or grow into something else.
you should always be yourself. i am telling you to keep it simple and look for a vagina. keep your priorities on getting that vagina. the woman will choose you after that and do all the work necessary.
I thought the men decided, now I know where I have begun to go wrong. The other problem is I doubt I could hold a relationship with someone for a decent length of time, i am too whimsical. Is what you suggest a guide how to get P.I. then, more than a relationship?
i am telling you that it doesn't matter if you are too whimsical or not. THE WOMAN DECIDES.
you just need to concentrate on getting the P.I. and if she wants you she will concentrate on getting you used to her P.I.....get it?
Right, now I get you. I shall try it out when I get to uni, there is a favourable male: female ratio there.
get outh there now. you know the old saying, the early worm gets the vagina! :laugh:
or something like that. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :lol:
psst.....that's not a worm. ;)
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Just a side note to thank Had ron for the pic he sent. :D (damn text substitution)
Although, you might want to review the thread. That wasn't what any of us were asking about. :eyebrows:
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I am an attention seeker at times (hence my habit to troll in places at times), but I am not sure exactly what I would be looking for in a woman...
begin your quest by looking for a vagina.
All women have them, you are not choosey at all are you McJ... :P
it isn't that. and no, i am not choosey.
you told me that you are not exactly sure what you would be looking for in a woman. i am telling you that it doesn't matter. women are the ones who do the choosing whether or not you are compatible with each other.
you need to make the first move and then they choose whether or not it will vontinue or grow into something else.
you should always be yourself. i am telling you to keep it simple and look for a vagina. keep your priorities on getting that vagina. the woman will choose you after that and do all the work necessary.
I thought the men decided, now I know where I have begun to go wrong. The other problem is I doubt I could hold a relationship with someone for a decent length of time, i am too whimsical. Is what you suggest a guide how to get P.I. then, more than a relationship?
i am telling you that it doesn't matter if you are too whimsical or not. THE WOMAN DECIDES.
you just need to concentrate on getting the P.I. and if she wants you she will concentrate on getting you used to her P.I.....get it?
Right, now I get you. I shall try it out when I get to uni, there is a favourable male: female ratio there.
get outh there now. you know the old saying, the early worm gets the vagina! :laugh:
or something like that. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :lol:
Yeah but just before I get to the vagina, i will be whisked off to uni. How terrible is that?
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Yeah but just before I get to the vagina, i will be whisked off to uni. How terrible is that?
getting to the vagina can happen in the blink of an eye. :eyelash:
moreover, when you least expect it.
but you have got to put yourself out there, make yourself available to the vagina.
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you have both given and recieved a blowjob.
being a sub, does that mean that you prefer to give than to recieve?
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Yeah but just before I get to the vagina, i will be whisked off to uni. How terrible is that?
getting to the vagina can happen in the blink of an eye. :eyelash:
moreover, when you least expect it.
but you have got to put yourself out there, make yourself available to the vagina.
I could put myself out there now, but I would rather wait until I am whisked off to uni. I am in no rush thankfully, but in two months time, you can harrass me all you want...
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you have both given and recieved a blowjob.
being a sub, does that mean that you prefer to give than to recieve?
Both are correct. In general, giving orally would be one of my favorite activities with both male and female partners. Of course, receiving is always enjoyable too, just not as important to me.
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subs receive.
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subs receive gratification from giving.
fixed.
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no. subs reveice assfucking.
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no. subs reveice assfucking.
This is true. However we were speaking of oral, in which case give and receive are reversed.
Allow me to quote myself from earlier in the thread....
'Give' and 'receive' get to be confusing terms when talking about oral vs. anal, The more usual terms to distinguish one's role in such situations are 'top' and 'bottom''.
To elaborate, in male-male partnering, the top is usually the receiver orally and the giver anally. Vice-versa for the bottom.
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no. subs reveice assfucking.
This is true. However we were speaking of oral, in which case give and receive are reversed.
yes i know.
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no. subs reveice assfucking.
This is true. However we were speaking of oral, in which case give and receive are reversed.
yes i know.
Not to contradict myself, but I just noticed that I made a very common mistake due to reading too fast. "subs reveice assfucking" is not actually 100% true. Top vs. bottom does not necessarily have anything to do with being submissive.
As a sub, if my partner were a bottom, I would then be more likely to be the top in that situation.
To me, top and bottom refer to specific activities, whereas dom, domme, sub, etc. are more about whose preferences get priority.
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i wasn't saying bottom was submissive. i was saying it the other way around. subs are bottoms.
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i wasn't saying bottom was submissive. i was saying it the other way around. subs are bottoms.
And I am saying that is not 100% true. I agree, it tends to be the norm due to the personalities involved and how that relates to P.I.ual preferences, but it is not universal.
I will say it again -- as a sub, if my partner were a bottom, I would then be more likely to be the top in that situation. In fact, this is not a hypothetical, I have done this.
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i never said it was universal. only regional.
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you have both given and recieved a blowjob.
being a sub, does that mean that you prefer to give than to recieve?
Both are correct. In general, giving orally would be one of my favorite activities with both male and female partners. Of course, receiving is always enjoyable too, just not as important to me.
i do consider myself to be an artist of cunnilingus. but, i love it so much because i really enjoy how a wet pussy feels against my face and around my cock.
do you have a cum fetish?
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i never said it was universal. only regional.
regional to the ass or the face? :laugh:
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i never said it was universal. only regional.
I must have missed where region entered into it. However, it's not all that important, I suppose. Again, in some ways, it's all just labels.
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you have both given and recieved a blowjob.
being a sub, does that mean that you prefer to give than to recieve?
Both are correct. In general, giving orally would be one of my favorite activities with both male and female partners. Of course, receiving is always enjoyable too, just not as important to me.
i do consider myself to be an artist of cunnilingus. but, i love it so much because i really enjoy how a wet pussy feels against my face and around my cock.
do you have a cum fetish?
Only as a sign of a job well done on my part. :eyebrows:
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mordok, let's step away from the s e x. i know, it is disappointing for me as well.
when you eat taquitos, do you take it with guacamole or sourcream?
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Yowsa, this thread exploded! Mordok tends to run from the camera, but here's my favorite pic of him:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v30/myjulybabes/Mike2.jpg)
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mordok is hot. i can now picture mordok and mcjagger in the sack. :eyebrows:
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i never said it was universal. only regional.
regional to the ass or the face? :laugh:
ass. :laugh: and nether regions. :laugh:
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mordok is hot. i can now picture mordok and mcjagger in the sack. :eyebrows:
:paperbag: thank you
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mordok is hot. i can now picture mordok and mcjagger in the sack. :eyebrows:
we both have luscious brown hair. i bet your imagination is going nuts, Bjork.
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mordok, let's step away from the s e x. i know, it is disappointing for me as well.
*sigh* as you wish.
when you eat taquitos, do you take it with guacamole or sourcream?
Neither, salsa or nothing.
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yes. i love luscious brown hair on a man. :P
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mordok, let's step away from the s e x. i know, it is disappointing for me as well.
*sigh* as you wish.
when you eat taquitos, do you take it with guacamole or sourcream?
Neither, salsa or nothing.
guess what i am eating right now?
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dick?
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mordok's tongue?
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mordok, let's step away from the s e x. i know, it is disappointing for me as well.
*sigh* as you wish.
when you eat taquitos, do you take it with guacamole or sourcream?
Neither, salsa or nothing.
guess what i am eating right now?
Not what I want you to be eating, that's for sure.
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i am eating some long, thick taquitos. i am drenching each bite in sourcream first and am getting it all over my face.
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oh that's hot. are you trying to seduce him?
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oh that's hot. are you trying to seduce him?
Trying?
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i suppose it's working like a charm. :P
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i suppose it's working like a charm. :P
will you hand me your panties so i can wipe off my face?
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i suppose it's working like a charm. :P
will you hand me your panties so i can wipe off my face?
Much more fun if someone were to lick it off.
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true, adn the more people involved the better. wouldn't you agree?
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true, adn the more people involved the better. wouldn't you agree?
But of course!
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so, bjork, will you please remove your panties and help mordok lick all that tasy white cream from my face?
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mmm i rather he lick it off you, sides i would need my panties at that point. :P
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mmm i rather he lick it off you, sides i would need my panties at that point. :P
i just don't understand why you would need your panties.
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mmm i rather he lick it off you, sides i would need my panties at that point. :P
I doubt you would.
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mmm i rather he lick it off you, sides i would need my panties at that point. :P
I doubt you would.
they'd be all wet and soppy and stained.
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Ok this in now one of my favourite threads :green:
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mmm i rather he lick it off you, sides i would need my panties at that point. :P
I doubt you would.
they'd be all wet and soppy and stained.
Cream being licked off your face and you're worried about her panties? Focus, man!
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mmm i rather he lick it off you, sides i would need my panties at that point. :P
I doubt you would.
they'd be all wet and soppy and stained.
Cream being licked off your face and you're worried about her panties? Focus, man!
oh sorry.
i enjoy being licked, i just hate the aftermath. the wet feeling on my face feels weird. so i need her panties to dry my face, and to catch whiff of her scent. :eyebrows:
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Ok this in now one of my favourite threads :green:
will you please remove mordoks underwear for me?
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mmm i rather he lick it off you, sides i would need my panties at that point. :P
I doubt you would.
they'd be all wet and soppy and stained.
Cream being licked off your face and you're worried about her panties? Focus, man!
oh sorry.
i enjoy being licked, i just hate the aftermath. the wet feeling on my face feels weird. so i need her panties to dry my face, and to catch whiff of her scent. :eyebrows:
Ah, I see. Fair enough. I'll just have to find something else to amuse myself with while you dry your face.
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Ok this in now one of my favourite threads :green:
will you please remove mordoks underwear for me?
I'll have to say that whilst that would be a task I'd enjoy- I don't think its right to go doing that without permission. :laugh:
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i would need my panties to protect the floor from getting wet. we have carpeting. :P
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Ok this in now one of my favourite threads :green:
will you please remove mordoks underwear for me?
I'll have to say that whilst that would be a task I'd enjoy- I don't think its right to go doing that without permission. :laugh:
who's in charge here.
i said remove his underwear.
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i can dry your face by sticking it between my boobies. :P
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mmm i rather he lick it off you, sides i would need my panties at that point. :P
I doubt you would.
they'd be all wet and soppy and stained.
Cream being licked off your face and you're worried about her panties? Focus, man!
oh sorry.
i enjoy being licked, i just hate the aftermath. the wet feeling on my face feels weird. so i need her panties to dry my face, and to catch whiff of her scent. :eyebrows:
Ah, I see. Fair enough. I'll just have to find something else to amuse myself with while you dry your face.
look down.
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mmm i rather he lick it off you, sides i would need my panties at that point. :P
I doubt you would.
they'd be all wet and soppy and stained.
Cream being licked off your face and you're worried about her panties? Focus, man!
oh sorry.
i enjoy being licked, i just hate the aftermath. the wet feeling on my face feels weird. so i need her panties to dry my face, and to catch whiff of her scent. :eyebrows:
Ah, I see. Fair enough. I'll just have to find something else to amuse myself with while you dry your face.
look down.
Precisely what I was thinking. Although, if you don't mind, I will be doing more than just looking.
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i would need my panties to protect the floor from getting wet. we have carpeting. :P
What happened to towels?
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i only have two. :P
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feel free.
when it is this erect, it MUST BE used.
meanwhile, i will be making out with Bjork, and wiping my face with her breasts.
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:green:
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feel free.
when it is this erect, it MUST BE used.
My thinking, exactly.
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i only have two. :P
Well go and buy some more then.. :P
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feel free.
when it is this erect, it MUST BE used.
My thinking, exactly.
Milla, if you dont let them you will have Mordok and McJ at it with each other... :P
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feel free.
when it is this erect, it MUST BE used.
My thinking, exactly.
Milla, if you dont let them you will have Mordok and McJ at it with each other... :P
isn't he a sweet chickpea? so clueless. so in the way.
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feel free.
when it is this erect, it MUST BE used.
My thinking, exactly.
Milla, if you dont let them you will have Mordok and McJ at it with each other... :P
isn't he a sweet chickpea? so clueless. so in the way.
Someone has to hold the camera. ;)
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Ok this in now one of my favourite threads :green:
will you please remove mordoks underwear for me?
I'll have to say that whilst that would be a task I'd enjoy- I don't think its right to go doing that without permission. :laugh:
who's in charge here.
i said remove his underwear.
Dammit I love it when you get all Dominant on me. :eyebrows:
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Ok this in now one of my favourite threads :green:
will you please remove mordoks underwear for me?
I'll have to say that whilst that would be a task I'd enjoy- I don't think its right to go doing that without permission. :laugh:
who's in charge here.
i said remove his underwear.
Dammit I love it when you get all Dominant on me. :eyebrows:
that is a good girl. give me a kiss.
thank you.
now tell me what you see.
and what could we do with it?
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Ok this in now one of my favourite threads :green:
will you please remove mordoks underwear for me?
I'll have to say that whilst that would be a task I'd enjoy- I don't think its right to go doing that without permission. :laugh:
who's in charge here.
i said remove his underwear.
Dammit I love it when you get all Dominant on me. :eyebrows:
Doing things for me too. :drool:
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:popcorn: :wanker:
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is that a special sort of popcorn?
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is that a special sort of popcorn?
The popcorn isn't especially special... however the tub that it is in is. Care for some?
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is that a special sort of popcorn?
The popcorn isn't especially special... however the tub that it is in is. Care for some?
You haven't gone and cut a hole in the bottom have you? :laugh:
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is that a special sort of popcorn?
The popcorn isn't especially special... however the tub that it is in is. Care for some?
The tub doesnt contain some sort of cream as an added extra, does it?
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is that a special sort of popcorn?
The popcorn isn't especially special... however the tub that it is in is. Care for some?
You haven't gone and cut a hole in the bottom have you? :laugh:
Don't worry, I'm not going to lose any popcorn out of the bottom.
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feel free.
when it is this erect, it MUST BE used.
My thinking, exactly.
Milla, if you dont let them you will have Mordok and McJ at it with each other... :P
isn't he a sweet chickpea? so clueless. so in the way.
yes. you should show him the ropes. :green: ;D
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feel free.
when it is this erect, it MUST BE used.
My thinking, exactly.
Milla, if you dont let them you will have Mordok and McJ at it with each other... :P
isn't he a sweet chickpea? so clueless. so in the way.
yes. you should show him the ropes. :green: ;D
*coughs*
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something in yer throat?
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is that a special sort of popcorn?
The popcorn isn't especially special... however the tub that it is in is. Care for some?
You haven't gone and cut a hole in the bottom have you? :laugh:
Don't worry, I'm not going to lose any popcorn out of the bottom.
Its a snug fit then? :eyebrows:
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something in yer throat?
No, no.
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is that a special sort of popcorn?
The popcorn isn't especially special... however the tub that it is in is. Care for some?
you have to ask? your place or mine? and does it require any special, er, equipment, or protective clothing? :eyelash:
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feel free.
when it is this erect, it MUST BE used.
My thinking, exactly.
Milla, if you dont let them you will have Mordok and McJ at it with each other... :P
isn't he a sweet chickpea? so clueless. so in the way.
yes. you should show him the ropes. :green: ;D
We're adding ropes now? This just gets better and better!
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>:D
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Its a snug fit then? :eyebrows:
Indeed. I think that there may be some circulation problems.
is that a special sort of popcorn?
The popcorn isn't especially special... however the tub that it is in is. Care for some?
you have to ask? your place or mine? and does it require any special, er, equipment, or protective clothing? :eyelash:
Yes, you had best wear as much tight leather with as many buckles as possible, anything that'll slow me down, because I do not have much patience today.
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Its a snug fit then? :eyebrows:
Indeed. I think that there may be some circulation problems.
is that a special sort of popcorn?
The popcorn isn't especially special... however the tub that it is in is. Care for some?
you have to ask? your place or mine? and does it require any special, er, equipment, or protective clothing? :eyelash:
Yes, you had best wear as much tight leather with as many buckles as possible, anything that'll slow me down, because I do not have much patience today.
and why on earth would i want to slow you down, hmm? :eyebrows:
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Its a snug fit then? :eyebrows:
Indeed. I think that there may be some circulation problems.
is that a special sort of popcorn?
The popcorn isn't especially special... however the tub that it is in is. Care for some?
you have to ask? your place or mine? and does it require any special, er, equipment, or protective clothing? :eyelash:
Yes, you had best wear as much tight leather with as many buckles as possible, anything that'll slow me down, because I do not have much patience today.
and why on earth would i want to slow you down, hmm? :eyebrows:
Because you're a delicate flower, and I wouldn't want to hurt you by tackling you. :-*
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delicate flower. haha ha. :laugh:
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Its a snug fit then? :eyebrows:
Indeed. I think that there may be some circulation problems.
is that a special sort of popcorn?
The popcorn isn't especially special... however the tub that it is in is. Care for some?
you have to ask? your place or mine? and does it require any special, er, equipment, or protective clothing? :eyelash:
Yes, you had best wear as much tight leather with as many buckles as possible, anything that'll slow me down, because I do not have much patience today.
and why on earth would i want to slow you down, hmm? :eyebrows:
Because you're a delicate flower, and I wouldn't want to hurt you by tackling you. :-*
delicate flower?! :o
okay, how about you being gentle with me to start, and then tackling the fucking bejaysus out of me after? :eyebrows:
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Its a snug fit then? :eyebrows:
Indeed. I think that there may be some circulation problems.
is that a special sort of popcorn?
The popcorn isn't especially special... however the tub that it is in is. Care for some?
you have to ask? your place or mine? and does it require any special, er, equipment, or protective clothing? :eyelash:
Yes, you had best wear as much tight leather with as many buckles as possible, anything that'll slow me down, because I do not have much patience today.
and why on earth would i want to slow you down, hmm? :eyebrows:
Because you're a delicate flower, and I wouldn't want to hurt you by tackling you. :-*
delicate flower?! :o
okay, how about you being gentle with me to start, and then tackling the fucking bejaysus out of me after? :eyebrows:
I thought delicate flower would get some reactions. :) I love it when you swear. Let the gentle tackling commence.
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I want to have a guy and guy and girl threesome one day. Guess that makes me bi.
depends.
i have done this, but i haven't done anything with the man, she was taking care of both of us. u don't think it makes you Bi unless you are doing things to the man. as well as the woman.
That would be correct by most people's estimation.
I don't see what actually doing things has to
do with it. I think that I have nearly no attraction
to males, but I have sucked cock (once). I've kissed
a couple of males too.
I really think that labeling is up to the individual involved.
Only they can really know their motivations and reasonings.
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I want to have a guy and guy and girl threesome one day. Guess that makes me bi.
depends.
i have done this, but i haven't done anything with the man, she was taking care of both of us. u don't think it makes you Bi unless you are doing things to the man. as well as the woman.
That would be correct by most people's estimation.
I don't see what actually doing things has to
do with it. I think that I have nearly no attraction
to males, but I have sucked cock (once). I've kissed
a couple of males too.
I really think that labeling is up to the individual involved.
Only they can really know their motivations and reasonings.
Well said. Only you can know who you are, what you want, and why you want it.
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Its a snug fit then? :eyebrows:
Indeed. I think that there may be some circulation problems.
is that a special sort of popcorn?
The popcorn isn't especially special... however the tub that it is in is. Care for some?
you have to ask? your place or mine? and does it require any special, er, equipment, or protective clothing? :eyelash:
Yes, you had best wear as much tight leather with as many buckles as possible, anything that'll slow me down, because I do not have much patience today.
and why on earth would i want to slow you down, hmm? :eyebrows:
Because you're a delicate flower, and I wouldn't want to hurt you by tackling you. :-*
delicate flower?! :o
okay, how about you being gentle with me to start, and then tackling the fucking bejaysus out of me after? :eyebrows:
I thought delicate flower would get some reactions. :) I love it when you swear. Let the gentle tackling commence.
fuck the fucking fuck-cunt, you fucking cunting fucker!
there, how's that? anything to please you, you know... :eyelash: :-*
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it's official. this thread can go into the hall of fame....if we had one.
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it's official. this thread can go into the hall of fame....if we had one.
Should I be honored or chagrined?
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it's official. this thread can go into the hall of fame....if we had one.
Should I be honored or chagrined?
depends how you feel about sexual banter.
i, for one, live for it.
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it's official. this thread can go into the hall of fame....if we had one.
Should I be honored or chagrined?
depends how you feel about P.I.ual banter.
i, for one, live for it.
I would think the way I carried on would have given a clear indication. :-*
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it's official. this thread can go into the hall of fame....if we had one.
Should I be honored or chagrined?
depends how you feel about P.I.ual banter.
i, for one, live for it.
I would think the way I carried on would have given a clear indication. :-*
that you are shy? :laugh:
anyways, too bad i got roped (ropes again?) into a family day. it kinda ruined the moment. if all participants would have played there parts i think this may have been very entertaining....
another time, perhaps :sigh:
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that you are shy? :laugh:
Shy? True to an extent. I warm up pretty quickly though. ;)
anyways, too bad i got roped (ropes again?) into a family day. it kinda ruined the moment. if all participants would have played there parts i think this may have been very entertaining....
another time, perhaps :sigh:
Are you saying that I'm not good enough to keep you entertained all by myself? :'(
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that you are shy? :laugh:
Shy? True to an extent. I warm up pretty quickly though. ;)
anyways, too bad i got roped (ropes again?) into a family day. it kinda ruined the moment. if all participants would have played there parts i think this may have been very entertaining....
another time, perhaps :sigh:
Are you saying that I'm not good enough to keep you entertained all by myself? :'(
i am saying that i am more comfortable with girls. i wouldn't rule out a guy, i am just not ready for the mono y mono, yet.
i hope you understand.
just look at me as a moldable s exual mind.
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that you are shy? :laugh:
Shy? True to an extent. I warm up pretty quickly though. ;)
anyways, too bad i got roped (ropes again?) into a family day. it kinda ruined the moment. if all participants would have played there parts i think this may have been very entertaining....
another time, perhaps :sigh:
Are you saying that I'm not good enough to keep you entertained all by myself? :'(
i am saying that i am more comfortable with girls. i wouldn't rule out a guy, i am just not ready for the mono y mono, yet.
i hope you understand.
just look at me as a moldable s exual mind.
Fair enough. Enjoy your evening.
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dammit. now i feel bad.
can i give you a guilt fuck or something? :laugh:
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dammit. now i feel bad.
can i give you a guilt fuck or something? :laugh:
No need to feel bad. In fact, I appreciate the honesty. Always better to know where things stand.
And I was never much for guilt fucks, anyway. But thanks. :P
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dammit. now i feel bad.
can i give you a guilt fuck or something? :laugh:
No need to feel bad. In fact, I appreciate the honesty. Always better to know where things stand.
And I was never much for guilt fucks, anyway. But thanks. :P
really, i would always accept a fuck. guilt, grudge, whatever....
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Well, I'd get naked and join y'all, but I'm fairly certain at this stage of the game, that's not something most want to see. Talk to me again in say, January. :P
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dammit. now i feel bad.
can i give you a guilt fuck or something? :laugh:
No need to feel bad. In fact, I appreciate the honesty. Always better to know where things stand.
And I was never much for guilt fucks, anyway. But thanks. :P
really, i would always accept a fuck. guilt, grudge, whatever....
Comes back to my sub nature. I prefer to do what others want. Guilt implies that it's not what you want, hence not so much of interest. Make sense?
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Well, I'd get naked and join y'all, but I'm fairly certain at this stage of the game, that's not something most want to see. Talk to me again in say, January. :P
Does this offer still apply when we go to bed later? :eyebrows:
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Well, I'd get naked and join y'all, but I'm fairly certain at this stage of the game, that's not something most want to see. Talk to me again in say, January. :P
Does this offer still apply when we go to bed later? :eyebrows:
errrrr..um....I thought we were supposed to be asking YOU things in this thread! :P
but probably.
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Well, I'd get naked and join y'all, but I'm fairly certain at this stage of the game, that's not something most want to see. Talk to me again in say, January. :P
Does this offer still apply when we go to bed later? :eyebrows:
errrrr..um....I thought we were supposed to be asking YOU things in this thread! :P
but probably.
there are no rules here at intensity, except that you must be 18....and willing. 8)
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dammit. now i feel bad.
can i give you a guilt fuck or something? :laugh:
No need to feel bad. In fact, I appreciate the honesty. Always better to know where things stand.
And I was never much for guilt fucks, anyway. But thanks. :P
really, i would always accept a fuck. guilt, grudge, whatever....
Comes back to my sub nature. I prefer to do what others want. Guilt implies that it's not what you want, hence not so much of interest. Make sense?
yes it does.
but don't give up on me, i just need more time . please? :-\
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dammit. now i feel bad.
can i give you a guilt fuck or something? :laugh:
No need to feel bad. In fact, I appreciate the honesty. Always better to know where things stand.
And I was never much for guilt fucks, anyway. But thanks. :P
really, i would always accept a fuck. guilt, grudge, whatever....
Comes back to my sub nature. I prefer to do what others want. Guilt implies that it's not what you want, hence not so much of interest. Make sense?
yes it does.
but don't give up on me, i just need more time . please? :-\
I hadn't given up. I can wait. 8)
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you and your wife can join the World Council after you have been here for thirty days.
basically it is the decision making body of the site, and we have our own forum, that you cannot yet see, that we routinely hold cyber orgies.
would you be interested after you have been a member for 30 days?
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you and your wife can join the World Council after you have been here for thirty days.
basically it is the decision making body of the site, and we have our own forum, that you cannot yet see, that we routinely hold cyber orgies.
would you be interested after you have been a member for 30 days?
Good to know. And, sure, I don't see why not.
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are you ever planning on participating on other threads or in other boards?
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you may like to start with this thread:
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=5202.0
there are several fun threads around the board. did i say several, i meant numerous.
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are you ever planning on participating on other threads or in other boards?
I have here and there. Granted, not all that much.
The majority of active threads here seem to be ongoing conversations. This place has more threads with over 50+ pages than any I've ever seen. To be honest, I just feel like I'd be interrupting in a lot of places. In others, I'd want to read the whole thread before speaking up, and due to those thread sizes I mentioned, that's asking a bit much for my attention span. :)
But I do jump in when I feel like I have something to contribute.
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In others, I'd want to read the whole thread before speaking up...
No one else does.
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you may like to start with this thread:
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=5202.0
Fishing for a compliment, are we? ;)
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In others, I'd want to read the whole thread before speaking up...
No one else does.
Good point. But I can only be who I am, quirks and all.
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are you ever planning on participating on other threads or in other boards?
I have here and there. Granted, not all that much.
The majority of active threads here seem to be ongoing conversations. This place has more threads with over 50+ pages than any I've ever seen. To be honest, I just feel like I'd be interrupting in a lot of places. In others, I'd want to read the whole thread before speaking up, and due to those thread sizes I mentioned, that's asking a bit much for my attention span. :)
But I do jump in when I feel like I have something to contribute.
start with the sex forum.
tomorrow, if you remind me, i will teach you a few other tricks about the board, like the who's online feature.
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tomorrow, if you remind me, i will teach you a few other tricks about the board, like the who's online feature.
When not reading a specific thread, I bounce between the Show Unread Posts and the Who's Online page already. Kiriana is a message board veteran, I've picked up a trick or two along the way. :D
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do you think that the sub is really the person in control of a dom/sub relationship?
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i think that. (she rudely answered mordok's question.)
mordok, you can just jump in, the ongoing conversations are all fluff, just post some more. it's all fluff. talk nonsense.
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Bjork is the resident faghag. she will fluff upon request.
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:laugh:
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do you think that the sub is really the person in control of a dom/sub relationship?
I'll answer too, just because it's an interesting question to me!
It depends on the degree of the D/s relationship. I have a lot of friends who kind of play around with BDSM as a bedroom game. In that case, yeah, definitely, the sub has control in the end, with the safe word and discussions of what the night's play will and won't involve and what have you. I have another friend who lives it as a 24/7 lifestyle. She absolutely does not have control, does not want it, and resents when people think she does. She did in the beginning, of course. It was absolutely her choice to be collared and give herself over to her Master. But now? No.
I think both are perfectly valid choices. It's just too broad of a field to generalize.
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what if she changes her mind? will she get free? it's a dangerous game to relinquish all control for the future when you don't know what you might want in the future.
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do you think that the sub is really the person in control of a dom/sub relationship?
I'll answer too, just because it's an interesting question to me!
It depends on the degree of the D/s relationship. I have a lot of friends who kind of play around with BDSM as a bedroom game. In that case, yeah, definitely, the sub has control in the end, with the safe word and discussions of what the night's play will and won't involve and what have you. I have another friend who lives it as a 24/7 lifestyle. She absolutely does not have control, does not want it, and resents when people think she does. She did in the beginning, of course. It was absolutely her choice to be collared and give herself over to her Master. But now? No.
I think both are perfectly valid choices. It's just too broad of a field to generalize.
:plus: (btw, is it ok to yay my own wife here? or does that get too close to gaming the system?)
I really could not have put it much better than her. The only thing I might add is that in addition to the 2 examples she gave (bedroom game & 24/7 lifestyle), there are, of course many shades in between where the power moves more from the sub to the Master.
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btw, is it ok to yay my own wife here?
You can fuck her here,
for all we care.
Well, actually, most would
probably egg you on. :eyebrows:
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btw, is it ok to yay my own wife here?
You can fuck her here,
for all we care.
Well, actually, most would
probably egg you on. :eyebrows:
shhhh. don't spoil the surprise.... ;)
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what if she changes her mind? will she get free? it's a dangerous game to relinquish all control for the future when you don't know what you might want in the future.
Truthfully, I don't know the answer to that. I do know that it's more complex than it sounds. In theory, yes, she could certainly walk away. If she filed for divorce, the courts would see her as a human being with all her rights intact. Would she, and what would it take to get to that point? I really do not know. It's a completely different mindset, really.
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what do you do for a living?
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what do you do for a living?
Whatever they tell me to. :P
Rather than re-type it all, here's a link to an earlier description I gave in my intro thread: http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=5148.msg228014#msg228014 (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=5148.msg228014#msg228014)
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what do you do for a living?
Whatever they tell me to. :P
Rather than re-type it all, here's a link to an earlier description I gave in my intro thread: http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=5148.msg228014#msg228014 (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=5148.msg228014#msg228014)
i have ADHD and i have it bad. did you expect me to read all that?
well, i did.
since your role has changed have they tried to cut your pay as well?
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what do you do for a living?
Whatever they tell me to. :P
Rather than re-type it all, here's a link to an earlier description I gave in my intro thread: http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=5148.msg228014#msg228014 (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=5148.msg228014#msg228014)
i have ADHD and i have it bad. did you expect me to read all that?
well, i did.
since your role has changed have they tried to cut your pay as well?
Thankfully, no. They're too busy not giving anyone raises while increasing our insurance premiums. Plus, while my current work is far easier than my original role, it isn't actually considered easier by management.
For some reason, the IT world has always considered system administration lower on the totem pole than most roles. At least, until something breaks.
And congrats on making it through that long diatribe despite the ADHD. :thumbup:
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:pats self on back:
yes, labour everywhere is getting screwed out of liveable wages and healthcare.
i really hope that unions make a comeback and thet they are strong.
problem i see is that not enough people are willing to make sacrifices today for rewards tomorrow.
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what if she changes her mind? will she get free? it's a dangerous game to relinquish all control for the future when you don't know what you might want in the future.
Truthfully, I don't know the answer to that. I do know that it's more complex than it sounds. In theory, yes, she could certainly walk away. If she filed for divorce, the courts would see her as a human being with all her rights intact. Would she, and what would it take to get to that point? I really do not know. It's a completely different mindset, really.
you know what i love about this place is that people are honest. on other boards when you debate a matter they never admit they don't know the answer to something. they never admit anything. they just want to "win" instead of get to the truth.
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how did you and your wife celebrate your wedding anninversary?
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how did you and your wife celebrate your wedding anninversary?
Sadly, due to a combination of factors (kids, money, pregnancy, etc.), we really didn't do much to celebrate beyond just acknowledging the day.
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how did you and your wife celebrate your wedding anninversary?
Sadly, due to a combination of factors (kids, money, pregnancy, etc.), we really didn't do much to celebrate beyond just acknowledging the day.
you could have played scrabble.
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how did you and your wife celebrate your wedding anninversary?
Sadly, due to a combination of factors (kids, money, pregnancy, etc.), we really didn't do much to celebrate beyond just acknowledging the day.
you could have played scrabble.
We don't own a scrabble set.
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how did you and your wife celebrate your wedding anninversary?
Sadly, due to a combination of factors (kids, money, pregnancy, etc.), we really didn't do much to celebrate beyond just acknowledging the day.
you could have played scrabble.
I suppose...if we actually had Scrabble. Though I suppose a make-it-yourself set could be fun as well.
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then you could have played grab ass. :laugh:
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then you could have played grab ass. :laugh:
Who says we didn't? ;)
Although that's not really anything celebratory. I try to grab her ass at least once a day. Sometimes, she doesn't even smack me for it anymore. :D
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lucky you.
i wish we had more privacy in our house.
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lucky you.
i wish we had more privacy in our house.
Duct tape makes a great short-term babysitter. ;)
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lucky you.
i wish we had more privacy in our house.
Duct tape makes a great short-term babysitter. ;)
i have alot of duct tape. all colours. i used to collect it.
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if you had a choice between s ex with that guy from SG-1 or drew barrymore, which one would you choose?
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he would totally shag the Shanks. :P
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if you had a choice between s ex with that guy from SG-1 or drew barrymore, which one would you choose?
he would totally shag the Shanks. :P
Correct. 8)
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i knew it you have good taste mah man. 8) gimme five.
hey where's the gimme five smilie?
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i tried to upload an image of drew barrymore taking the money shot all over her breasts but the file was too large.
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resize.
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resize.
i tried. i am computer dummy. :-[
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i tried to upload an image of drew barrymore taking the money shot all over her breasts but the file was too large.
You know, I think even I'd like to see that one! lol
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resize.
i tried. i am computer dummy. :-[
aww :laugh:
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resize.
i tried. i am computer dummy. :-[
It's ok, we still love you. :-*
fallatio is a form of love.
hmmmmm..... >:D
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resize.
i tried. i am computer dummy. :-[
It's ok, we still love you. :-*
fallatio is a form of love.
hmmmmm..... >:D
do you have a question for me?
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resize.
i tried. i am computer dummy. :-[
It's ok, we still love you. :-*
fallatio is a form of love.
hmmmmm..... >:D
do you have a question for me?
More like an offer. :eyebrows:
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resize.
i tried. i am computer dummy. :-[
It's ok, we still love you. :-*
fallatio is a form of love.
hmmmmm..... >:D
do you have a question for me?
More like an offer. :eyebrows:
you want to make all my resizing issues all better?
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are you particularily horny today?
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you want to make all my resizing issues all better?
are you particularily horny today?
yes2
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i meant, are you feeling h orny?
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i meant, are you feeling h orny?
Oh, I know what you meant.
Why do you want to know, anyway?
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it seems like you behaviour is becoming more agreesive.
that could be due to the fact that you are becoming more comfortable. but in my experience it is because my little man needs attention. i cannot stop my forwardness, at times, when i am feeling particularily h orny.
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member cock pics here: http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=5264.msg235465#new
is that too much cock?
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it seems like you behaviour is becoming more agreesive.
that could be due to the fact that you are becoming more comfortable. but in my experience it is because my little man needs attention. i cannot stop my forwardness, at times, when i am feeling particularily h orny.
A fair assessment. I'd say it's a combination of the two.
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member cock pics here: http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=5264.msg235465#new
is that too much cock?
There's such a thing as too much?
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are you at work right now?
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are you at work right now?
Indeed I am.
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are you at work right now?
Indeed I am.
maybe later then. i wanted to talk to you, but i haven't the patience to wait for responses when you are taking care of your workly duties.
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are you at work right now?
Indeed I am.
maybe later then. i wanted to talk to you, but i haven't the patience to wait for responses when you are taking care of your workly duties.
Up to you. I'm on IM the entire work day. The advantage of a desk job in IT. I'm usually working in one or more windows and multi-tasking an IM window talking to Kiriana as well. If I ever get too busy or need to focus on something, I'm not shy about letting her know (politely, of course).
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serious question:
how many fucks, could a wood fuck, fuck, if a wood fuck could fuck, fucks?
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serious question:
how many fucks, could a wood fuck, fuck, if a wood fuck could fuck, fucks?
42, except on Thursdays
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how many fucks, could a wood fuck, fuck, if a wood fuck could fuck, fucks....on thursdays?
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6
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6
why?
is it casual fuck thursdays?
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i counted the fucks.
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6
why?
is it casual fuck thursdays?
squared?
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i counted the fucks.
Everyone needs a hobby. I like yours. ;)
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mordok, tell me about your avatar?
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mordok, tell me about your avatar?
It's the cover art from one of the books in the Sword of Truth series -- "Faith of the Fallen".
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McFonzy, tell me about how you made love to mordok?
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McFonzy, tell me about how you made love to mordok?
i haven't, yet.
but i promise to let you watch when we do.
would that be ok with you, mordok?
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McFonzy, tell me about how you made love to mordok?
i haven't, yet.
but i promise to let you watch when we do.
would that be ok with you, mordok?
No objections here. Hell, she can videotape for anyone else here that might be interested, for all I care. 8)
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:-* :-* :eyelash:
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Mordok and kiriana were great members.
I wonder I they are still married, still swinging, how their kids are.
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Mordok was a punk, Kiriana was ok.
That's how many relationships are, one is an asshole and the other is nice.