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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1785 on: November 09, 2009, 04:42:41 PM »
That's cause Toś is a beauty  8)

What is your cat called PMS Elle?  Is it a lady cat or a gent cat?  Or a ragamuffin?

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1786 on: November 09, 2009, 04:44:15 PM »
he's a ceilingcat, and he's watching her masturbate

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1787 on: November 09, 2009, 04:45:05 PM »
That's cause Toś is a beauty  8)

What is your cat called PMS Elle?  Is it a lady cat or a gent cat?  Or a ragamuffin?
He's a boy; he answers to almost anything.  Funnier perhaps is that he calls me mom- he really sounds like that's the word he's saying when he meows, sometimes.

hey you OFFERED to show me your friend's!

flo is an indoor cat too. she used to go out when she was little but shes an old lady now so just sleeps a lot

do you not have any little furry grandchildren then?

flo has never had babies
No, my kitty does not have the equipment to provide me with grandkittens.   :zoinks:
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1788 on: November 09, 2009, 04:52:50 PM »
how old is he?

does he get jealous when you let other men sleep in your bed and kick him out?

is he scared of vacuum cleaners?

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1789 on: November 09, 2009, 04:55:08 PM »
how old is he?

does he get jealous when you let other men sleep in your bed and kick him out?

is he scared of vacuum cleaners?
1.  About 6 or 7 years old.
2.  Not jealous so much as lonely, I think.  He thinks he should always get attention.
3.  Yes, he is.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1790 on: November 09, 2009, 04:56:16 PM »
does he ever fall so fast asleep that you can poke his nose and he doesnt even notice?

(you can do that to flo when she's very fast asleep)

when he yawns does it make u wanna stick your finger in his mouth and pull it out real quick?

does he like cuddles?

does he go toilet inside the house?

flo has her toilet under the stairs

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1791 on: November 10, 2009, 03:42:03 AM »
When are you going to show us your boobs?  :zoinks:

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1792 on: November 10, 2009, 06:31:40 AM »
does he ever fall so fast asleep that you can poke his nose and he doesnt even notice?

(you can do that to flo when she's very fast asleep)

when he yawns does it make u wanna stick your finger in his mouth and pull it out real quick?

does he like cuddles?

does he go toilet inside the house?

flo has her toilet under the stairs
1.  Not that I've noticed, but he can be so relaxed he doesn't care much.
2.  Sometimes.
3.  Sort of, though for such an affection-hungry cat, he's oddly opposed to being in anyone's lap for very long.
4.  He has a litterbox.  (Like I said, he is an indoor cat.)
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1793 on: November 10, 2009, 06:32:10 AM »
When are you going to show us your boobs?  :zoinks:
Never.  :P
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1794 on: November 10, 2009, 07:14:34 AM »
if i kept on asking you questions about your cat, when would you get sick of thme and stop answering?

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1795 on: November 10, 2009, 11:35:24 AM »
pepsi or coke?
united or city?
would you rather fuck a vampire or a zombie?

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1796 on: November 10, 2009, 06:41:38 PM »
WOUDL ya fuck bitny/

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1797 on: November 10, 2009, 10:34:47 PM »
what are u doing on a site full of autistic retards? do u have an aspie fetish like that drunken spazz up there? ^

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1798 on: November 11, 2009, 08:40:43 AM »
if i kept on asking you questions about your cat, when would you get sick of thme and stop answering?
When I got bored of talking about my pussy.  :P

pepsi or coke?
united or city?
would you rather fuck a vampire or a zombie?
1.  Either, so long as it's diet.
2.  What?
3.  Vampire.

WOUDL ya fuck bitny/
God no.  I'd never fuck Bint.





I would make sweet sweet love to Bint.

what are u doing on a site full of autistic retards? do u have an aspie fetish like that drunken spazz up there? ^
1.  Being fabulous.
2.  It's not a fetish; I've just dabbled.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1799 on: November 11, 2009, 09:56:36 AM »
you don't know what United are?  :(

they're the greatest football club in the history of the universe!

if you came home one day and found that another furball had somehow broken into your house and was fucking your own furball, what would you do?

if your furball didn't like your boyfriend would you get rid? (of the bf)