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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1770 on: November 05, 2009, 12:54:51 PM »
yeh that country is full of spastics

they say "soccer" too instead of football

and they spell things that should have Us in them without Us
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1771 on: November 05, 2009, 12:55:54 PM »
Here is how we sing the alphabet song in the US:



Notice that "Zee" rhymes and "Zed" wouldn't.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1772 on: November 05, 2009, 01:09:52 PM »
Quote from: Celticgoddess on November 05, 2009, 12:53:23 PM
Do you guys say "zed" over there too? We do here. In the US they say Zee  :thumbdn:

Zed? Zed is dead!

/rides off on Harley to the music of Dick Dale and the Deltones.

(reference to Pulp Fiction for those of you who live in a closet)
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1773 on: November 05, 2009, 06:38:06 PM »
Quote from: Smike on November 05, 2009, 12:47:00 PM
ey bee see dee ee ef jee, eych aye jey key elle em en soph pee, kyoo arr ess tee yoo vee dubbleyoo, ex wy zed
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Quote from: Celticgoddess on November 05, 2009, 12:53:23 PM
Do you guys say "zed" over there too? We do here. In the US they say Zee  :thumbdn:

Zed? Zed is dead!

/rides off on Harley to the music of Dick Dale and the Deltones.

(reference to Pulp Fiction for those of you who live in a closet)
I've seen it, but I haven't memorized it.   :orly:
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1774 on: November 08, 2009, 01:39:57 AM »
:lol: at your alphabet. We say "zed" as well.

Will you be doing stand-up comedy ever again? I think I may have asked you this before.
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1775 on: November 08, 2009, 03:50:48 AM »
do yu like to tickle your cat's toes?
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1776 on: November 09, 2009, 08:47:10 AM »
Quote from: renaeden on November 08, 2009, 01:39:57 AM
:lol: at your alphabet. We say "zed" as well.

Will you be doing stand-up comedy ever again? I think I may have asked you this before.
I want to.  Not sure how it will pan out in the immediate future.

Quote from: Smike on November 08, 2009, 03:50:48 AM
do yu like to tickle your cat's toes?
Never bother, lol.  Closest I come is clipping his claws regularly.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1777 on: November 09, 2009, 11:39:00 AM »
Have you seen this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wizard_People,_Dear_Reader

A friend of ours brought it over on DVD yesterday... I thought of you and Callaway.
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1778 on: November 09, 2009, 02:05:18 PM »
Quote from: Tesla on November 09, 2009, 11:39:00 AM
Have you seen this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wizard_People,_Dear_Reader

A friend of ours brought it over on DVD yesterday... I thought of you and Callaway.
Oh god.... I need to see that.  TY for the link!!!!
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1779 on: November 09, 2009, 02:06:44 PM »
do you like to tickle his tummy?
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1780 on: November 09, 2009, 02:14:21 PM »
Quote from: Smike on November 09, 2009, 02:06:44 PM
do you like to tickle his tummy?
When he's all sprawled out on his back and begging to be petted, yes.  He's kind of a slut.   :laugh:
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1781 on: November 09, 2009, 02:16:53 PM »
what colour hair has he got? does he bring you dead presents?
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1782 on: November 09, 2009, 04:35:15 PM »
Quote from: Smike on November 09, 2009, 02:16:53 PM
what colour hair has he got? does he bring you dead presents?
He's your basic tuzedo cat.  He's an indoor cat, so he doesn't get much oppostrunity to hunt.  Once, though, a mouse did get into my apartment... he bisected it, which was kind of horrifying, especilly since I picked it up before I was totally awake/had glasses on, thinking it was a toy of his... then realized my mistake.

Why are you suddenly so interested in my pussy, Soph?   :zoinks:
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1783 on: November 09, 2009, 04:38:17 PM »
He wanted to see my friend's pussy too.  He's a dirty perv  :thumbdn:
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1784 on: November 09, 2009, 04:40:30 PM »
hey you OFFERED to show me your friend's!

flo is an indoor cat too. she used to go out when she was little but shes an old lady now so just sleeps a lot

do you not have any little furry grandchildren then?

flo has never had babies
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