Wake up, get ready, go to work, do routines, repeat.Wake up, get ready, go to work, do routines, repeat.Wake up, don't get ready, hide from people at work, do different routines, annoy the opposition?
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Quote from: ozymandias on May 16, 2008, 10:51:09 AMQuote from: JLPMS Elle on May 16, 2008, 10:23:03 AMQuote from: ozymandias on May 16, 2008, 09:21:36 AMQuote from: JLPMS Elle on May 16, 2008, 08:18:34 AMI feel so used.I promise I'll still love you in the morning, I won't cum in your mouth and the check is in the mail! *snort* Please. Like I'd have a one-night stand with soemone who claimed to love me. If I was screwing someone I'd barely met and they said they loved me I'd kick them out of bed.Hey, I'm just being the sterotypical male horndog! Promising a lot, but, delivering a little. I'd kick one of those out of bed, too. Quote from: Peter on May 16, 2008, 01:03:26 PMWhat if they were just saying it in a callous and dishonest attempt to get in your panties?I've had girls who I was fucking ask me if I loved them, and they were relieved when I told them I didn't. It seemed kind of weird that they'd ask me that when I barely knew them.Just as bad (men who do that are, in my opinion, fucking douchebags- desperation ain't an excuse), and besides which, they would have no need to- all I care about is a clean bill of health, and (really mostly to that end) monogamy to me while I'm sexually active with the person. I'll provide the same. If I'm dating someone, I want to fuck them; else I would not consider it dating. Just friendship.
Quote from: JLPMS Elle on May 16, 2008, 10:23:03 AMQuote from: ozymandias on May 16, 2008, 09:21:36 AMQuote from: JLPMS Elle on May 16, 2008, 08:18:34 AMI feel so used.I promise I'll still love you in the morning, I won't cum in your mouth and the check is in the mail! *snort* Please. Like I'd have a one-night stand with soemone who claimed to love me. If I was screwing someone I'd barely met and they said they loved me I'd kick them out of bed.Hey, I'm just being the sterotypical male horndog! Promising a lot, but, delivering a little.
Quote from: ozymandias on May 16, 2008, 09:21:36 AMQuote from: JLPMS Elle on May 16, 2008, 08:18:34 AMI feel so used.I promise I'll still love you in the morning, I won't cum in your mouth and the check is in the mail! *snort* Please. Like I'd have a one-night stand with soemone who claimed to love me. If I was screwing someone I'd barely met and they said they loved me I'd kick them out of bed.
Quote from: JLPMS Elle on May 16, 2008, 08:18:34 AMI feel so used.I promise I'll still love you in the morning, I won't cum in your mouth and the check is in the mail!
I feel so used.
What if they were just saying it in a callous and dishonest attempt to get in your panties?I've had girls who I was fucking ask me if I loved them, and they were relieved when I told them I didn't. It seemed kind of weird that they'd ask me that when I barely knew them.
Quote from: JLPMS Elle on May 16, 2008, 05:14:37 PMQuote from: ozymandias on May 16, 2008, 10:51:09 AMQuote from: JLPMS Elle on May 16, 2008, 10:23:03 AMQuote from: ozymandias on May 16, 2008, 09:21:36 AMQuote from: JLPMS Elle on May 16, 2008, 08:18:34 AMI feel so used.I promise I'll still love you in the morning, I won't cum in your mouth and the check is in the mail! *snort* Please. Like I'd have a one-night stand with soemone who claimed to love me. If I was screwing someone I'd barely met and they said they loved me I'd kick them out of bed.Hey, I'm just being the sterotypical male horndog! Promising a lot, but, delivering a little. I'd kick one of those out of bed, too. Quote from: Peter on May 16, 2008, 01:03:26 PMWhat if they were just saying it in a callous and dishonest attempt to get in your panties?I've had girls who I was fucking ask me if I loved them, and they were relieved when I told them I didn't. It seemed kind of weird that they'd ask me that when I barely knew them.Just as bad (men who do that are, in my opinion, fucking douchebags- desperation ain't an excuse), and besides which, they would have no need to- all I care about is a clean bill of health, and (really mostly to that end) monogamy to me while I'm sexually active with the person. I'll provide the same. If I'm dating someone, I want to fuck them; else I would not consider it dating. Just friendship.Well, I would hope you would kick, "Dr. Doolittle" out of bed! Life is too short! As for your second response to Peter.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Did you get accidentally pregnant?
Quote from: Fisherman Jim on July 12, 2008, 09:50:05 AMDid you get accidentally pregnant?Oh, shit.... I can't remember when my last period was!
Quote from: Her Majesty, PMS Elle on July 12, 2008, 08:25:00 PMQuote from: Fisherman Jim on July 12, 2008, 09:50:05 AMDid you get accidentally pregnant?Oh, shit.... I can't remember when my last period was! If you got accidentally pregnant, could I be the one to call Guinness Book of World Records?
If you got accidentally pregnant, could I be the one to call Guinness Book of World Records?
Aliens must have kidnapped PMS and implanted a uterus to fulfill their evil designs on an alien/human hybrid bent on global domination.
Congrats, you're carrying the progeny of Thag II.
Quote from: Fisherman Jim on July 13, 2008, 08:09:25 AMCongrats, you're carrying the progeny of Thag II.Some things shouldn't stay in the gene pool.
I'm Thag III and I think I'm falling in love with you.
Quote from: Fisherman Jim on July 13, 2008, 08:13:22 AMI'm Thag III and I think I'm falling in love with you.My deepest condolences.
Quote from: Her Majesty, PMS Elle on July 13, 2008, 08:24:20 AMQuote from: Fisherman Jim on July 13, 2008, 08:13:22 AMI'm Thag III and I think I'm falling in love with you.My deepest condolences.Would you consider anal sex for love?EDIT: I'm such a ladies' man.