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ozymandias

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1185 on: May 16, 2008, 05:49:18 PM »
I feel so used.

I promise I'll still love you in the morning, I won't cum in your mouth and the check is in the mail!   :crossed:   :toporly:
*snort*  Please.  Like I'd have a one-night stand with soemone who claimed to love me.  If I was screwing someone I'd barely met and they said they loved me I'd kick them out of bed.

Hey, I'm just being the sterotypical male horndog!    :headbang2:   :razz:  Promising a lot, but, delivering a little.   :laugh:
I'd kick one of those out of bed, too.   :zoinks:

What if they were just saying it in a callous and dishonest attempt to get in your panties?

I've had girls who I was fucking ask me if I loved them, and they were relieved when I told them I didn't.  It seemed kind of weird that they'd ask me that when I barely knew them.

Just as bad (men who do that are, in my opinion, fucking douchebags- desperation ain't an excuse), and besides which, they would have no need to- all I care about is a clean bill of health, and (really mostly to that end) monogamy to me while I'm sexually active with the person.  I'll provide the same.  If I'm dating someone, I want to fuck them; else I would not consider it dating.  Just friendship.

Well, I would hope you would kick, "Dr. Doolittle" out of bed!  Life is too short!   :laugh:  As for your second response to Peter.   :thumbup:  :plus:

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1186 on: May 22, 2008, 09:51:05 AM »
I feel so used.

I promise I'll still love you in the morning, I won't cum in your mouth and the check is in the mail!   :crossed:   :toporly:
*snort*  Please.  Like I'd have a one-night stand with soemone who claimed to love me.  If I was screwing someone I'd barely met and they said they loved me I'd kick them out of bed.

Hey, I'm just being the sterotypical male horndog!    :headbang2:   :razz:  Promising a lot, but, delivering a little.   :laugh:
I'd kick one of those out of bed, too.   :zoinks:

What if they were just saying it in a callous and dishonest attempt to get in your panties?

I've had girls who I was fucking ask me if I loved them, and they were relieved when I told them I didn't.  It seemed kind of weird that they'd ask me that when I barely knew them.

Just as bad (men who do that are, in my opinion, fucking douchebags- desperation ain't an excuse), and besides which, they would have no need to- all I care about is a clean bill of health, and (really mostly to that end) monogamy to me while I'm sexually active with the person.  I'll provide the same.  If I'm dating someone, I want to fuck them; else I would not consider it dating.  Just friendship.

Well, I would hope you would kick, "Dr. Doolittle" out of bed!  Life is too short!   :laugh:  As for your second response to Peter.   :thumbup:  :plus:
Hell yeah- if a guy wants me to put out, the way he's going to earn that continued proiveledge is by keeping me interested.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1187 on: July 12, 2008, 09:50:05 AM »
Did you get accidentally pregnant?

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1188 on: July 12, 2008, 08:25:00 PM »
Did you get accidentally pregnant?
Oh, shit.... I can't remember when my last period was!
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1189 on: July 12, 2008, 11:07:31 PM »
Did you get accidentally pregnant?
Oh, shit.... I can't remember when my last period was!

 :laugh:

If you got accidentally pregnant, could I be the one to call Guinness Book of World Records?


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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1190 on: July 13, 2008, 06:23:18 AM »
Did you get accidentally pregnant?
Oh, shit.... I can't remember when my last period was!

 :laugh:

If you got accidentally pregnant, could I be the one to call Guinness Book of World Records?



Aliens must have kidnapped PMS and implanted a uterus to fulfill their evil designs on an alien/human hybrid bent on global domination.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1191 on: July 13, 2008, 08:08:55 AM »
:laugh:

If you got accidentally pregnant, could I be the one to call Guinness Book of World Records?


Sure- I'll be very busy having a mental breakdown.   :laugh:
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1192 on: July 13, 2008, 08:09:25 AM »
Did you get accidentally pregnant?
Oh, shit.... I can't remember when my last period was!

Congrats, you're carrying the progeny of Thag II.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1193 on: July 13, 2008, 08:10:02 AM »
Aliens must have kidnapped PMS and implanted a uterus to fulfill their evil designs on an alien/human hybrid bent on global domination.
I am an alien-human hybrid.  (If there's any human at all.)
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1194 on: July 13, 2008, 08:12:10 AM »
Congrats, you're carrying the progeny of Thag II.
:puke:

Some things shouldn't stay in the gene pool.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1195 on: July 13, 2008, 08:13:22 AM »
Congrats, you're carrying the progeny of Thag II.
:puke:

Some things shouldn't stay in the gene pool.

I'm Thag III and I think I'm falling in love with you.

Ahahahaha! Scared you there.
« Last Edit: July 13, 2008, 08:16:38 AM by Fisherman Jim »

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1196 on: July 13, 2008, 08:19:11 AM »
Oh wait... you mean I'm carrying my SECOND ex-boyfriend's baby?  Then it's a toss-up between negotiating to give the kid to his mom after it's born, and mailing him its mangled fetal remains in a couple of weeks.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1197 on: July 13, 2008, 08:24:20 AM »
I'm Thag III and I think I'm falling in love with you.
My deepest condolences.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1198 on: July 13, 2008, 08:30:35 AM »
I'm Thag III and I think I'm falling in love with you.
My deepest condolences.

Would you consider anal sex for love?

EDIT: I'm such a ladies' man.
« Last Edit: July 13, 2008, 12:56:15 PM by Fisherman Jim »

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1199 on: July 13, 2008, 01:38:11 PM »
I'm Thag III and I think I'm falling in love with you.
My deepest condolences.

Would you consider anal sex for love?

EDIT: I'm such a ladies' man.
Of course not.  I'm not into trading any type of fuck for love.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.