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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #510 on: July 10, 2007, 02:38:51 PM »
The proverbial shit is going to hit the fan on Monday though, so it will get interesting.


Update Elle...she resigned.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #511 on: July 10, 2007, 03:44:11 PM »
The proverbial shit is going to hit the fan on Monday though, so it will get interesting.


Update Elle...she resigned.

Wow.  Are you posting in more detail about this anywhere?  (If so, link?)  If not, it's ; just curious.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #512 on: July 10, 2007, 08:58:33 PM »
What's the cat doing now?

MY cat is sitting in an arbitrary spot in the middle fo the floor.  However, there's another cat you should be aware of:




Ever had a cat lick your genitals?

Intentional or not?

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #513 on: July 11, 2007, 11:26:57 AM »
Ever had a cat lick your genitals?

Intentional or not?
Hell no.  Zac's licked me on the lips (as in, the facial feature) a few times and I think he actually managed to slip me tongue a couple times, though.  :D  (The latter is possible if I'm petting him and talking at the same time and he's feeling sneaky.)  And no, it was never intentional; he licks his own ass and his breath smells like rotting meat.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #514 on: July 11, 2007, 07:03:28 PM »
Ever have one draw blood, with it's tongue?

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #515 on: July 11, 2007, 07:09:24 PM »
Ever had a cat lick your genitals?

Intentional or not?
Hell no.  Zac's licked me on the lips (as in, the facial feature) a few times and I think he actually managed to slip me tongue a couple times, though.  :D  (The latter is possible if I'm petting him and talking at the same time and he's feeling sneaky.)  And no, it was never intentional; he licks his own ass and his breath smells like rotting meat.

Do you think you might be getting sexually aroused by the tonguing this alpha cat gave you and if so why? Was it due to a lack of interest (as in human) elsewhere? Do you realise that you spend an exessive time talking about your furry friend? Only when your not talking about yourself of course.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #516 on: July 11, 2007, 07:51:00 PM »
Ever have one draw blood, with it's tongue?

No.  I can't imagine that ever happening unless Prozac was starved and I was tied down and coated in fish oil.  :laugh:
Ever had a cat lick your genitals?

Intentional or not?
Hell no.  Zac's licked me on the lips (as in, the facial feature) a few times and I think he actually managed to slip me tongue a couple times, though.  :D  (The latter is possible if I'm petting him and talking at the same time and he's feeling sneaky.)  And no, it was never intentional; he licks his own ass and his breath smells like rotting meat.

Do you think you might be getting sexually aroused by the tonguing this alpha cat gave you and if so why? Was it due to a lack of interest (as in human) elsewhere? Do you realise that you spend an exessive time talking about your furry friend? Only when your not talking about yourself of course.
1.  No.
2.  If I need non-human gratification, I'm not using my cat.
3.  Yes; I apologize.  I should spend more time flaming the victim(s) du jour.  But only to please you.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #517 on: July 11, 2007, 08:08:19 PM »
Ever have one draw blood, with it's tongue?

No.  I can't imagine that ever happening unless Prozac was starved and I was tied down and coated in fish oil.  :laugh:


We had one which did that. Just would keep licking
and licking. Once the blood came, much more so.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #518 on: July 12, 2007, 02:20:26 AM »
Do you have Premestreal syndrome?


Is Elle your real name?

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #519 on: July 12, 2007, 07:03:18 AM »
We had one which did that. Just would keep licking
and licking. Once the blood came, much more so.

Eeehhhwwwww.  Lol.

Do you have Premestreal syndrome?


Is Elle your real name?

1. Probably, to some extent, at some times.
2.  No.  'PMS Elle' is a play not only on the idea of PMS, but on the chatspeak acronym PMSL; "elle" is french for "she," so I figure it's kind of generic, like syaing "PMS girl."  I don't give out my real name on here, but people sometimes refer to me by my old WP/neurolands/OTS name, which is Serissa (and also not my real name).  :)
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #520 on: July 12, 2007, 07:45:08 AM »
i thought it was!  you've misled me!   :'(

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #521 on: July 12, 2007, 07:46:03 AM »
Should I invest in the purchase of the Hellsing anime series? If so, give some good reasons as to why I should.
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #522 on: July 12, 2007, 07:59:09 AM »
Should I invest in the purchase of the Hellsing anime series? If so, give some some good reasons as to why I should.

I'm fantastically biased, so I would tend to say yes.  Some reasons are:

1.  It's only 13 episodes long, so not hard to get through.
2.  The main female character has boobs that get bigger every episode (somtimes every scene).
3.  There are gigantic guns.
4.  There's a lot of profanity.
5.  There's a scene with a blowjob (although you don't see anything  :().

Basically, it's completely indulgent in every way.  Good times.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #523 on: July 13, 2007, 05:47:54 AM »
Do you like a man with two brains,
even if he won't admit it?

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #524 on: July 13, 2007, 06:36:37 AM »
Do you like a man with two brains,
even if he won't admit it?

ALL men have two brains.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.