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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #2370 on: January 16, 2014, 07:12:52 AM »
Mine never did. Poco in particular was totally in hero worship of me for some reason. I could snap my fingers and point and she'd roll over and show me her belly, then lay there until I said something. I didn't teach her that, she just started doing it one day when I snapped my fingers at her for misbehaving. When i'd get home from the gym and strip for a shower, she'd roll on my sweaty clothes.

That cat was my wingman. Or wing-girl, I guess.
You used to have the custom title cat whisperer, didn't you?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #2371 on: January 16, 2014, 11:35:07 AM »
Mine never did. Poco in particular was totally in hero worship of me for some reason. I could snap my fingers and point and she'd roll over and show me her belly, then lay there until I said something. I didn't teach her that, she just started doing it one day when I snapped my fingers at her for misbehaving. When i'd get home from the gym and strip for a shower, she'd roll on my sweaty clothes.

That cat was my wingman. Or wing-girl, I guess.
You used to have the custom title cat whisperer, didn't you?

I did.  :laugh:
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #2372 on: January 18, 2014, 10:54:40 AM »
Mine never did. Poco in particular was totally in hero worship of me for some reason. I could snap my fingers and point and she'd roll over and show me her belly, then lay there until I said something. I didn't teach her that, she just started doing it one day when I snapped my fingers at her for misbehaving. When i'd get home from the gym and strip for a shower, she'd roll on my sweaty clothes.

That cat was my wingman. Or wing-girl, I guess.
You used to have the custom title cat whisperer, didn't you?

I did.  :laugh:
"Super sand nigger" seems like a demotion.  :P
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #2373 on: January 18, 2014, 12:53:51 PM »
Mine never did. Poco in particular was totally in hero worship of me for some reason. I could snap my fingers and point and she'd roll over and show me her belly, then lay there until I said something. I didn't teach her that, she just started doing it one day when I snapped my fingers at her for misbehaving. When i'd get home from the gym and strip for a shower, she'd roll on my sweaty clothes.

That cat was my wingman. Or wing-girl, I guess.
You used to have the custom title cat whisperer, didn't you?

I did.  :laugh:
"Super sand nigger" seems like a demotion.  :P

If only you knew what for it mean to be super sand legend.
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They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #2374 on: January 23, 2014, 11:08:18 AM »
I seem to recall that the cats I had as a kid might do things just to show me the extent of their powers.
sounds about right.  :laugh:

The things they did to keep those around them in check.

The dog was the easiest. Ten times their size and there was never any question about who was in charge.
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #2375 on: January 23, 2014, 01:19:16 PM »
I seem to recall that the cats I had as a kid might do things just to show me the extent of their powers.
sounds about right.  :laugh:

The things they did to keep those around them in check.

The dog was the easiest. Ten times their size and there was never any question about who was in charge.

We had two cats, when I was a kid. One of them would now and then get airborne, because of the dog of the neighbours. The dog now and then would not know how hard to runaway because of the other cat.
Two brothers, but when it came to dogs, completely different.
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #2376 on: January 23, 2014, 03:05:54 PM »
I seem to recall that the cats I had as a kid might do things just to show me the extent of their powers.
sounds about right.  :laugh:

The things they did to keep those around them in check.

The dog was the easiest. Ten times their size and there was never any question about who was in charge.

We had two cats, when I was a kid. One of them would now and then get airborne, because of the dog of the neighbours. The dog now and then would not know how hard to runaway because of the other cat.
Two brothers, but when it came to dogs, completely different.

Poco was afraid of mice. No joke.
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #2377 on: January 23, 2014, 08:23:24 PM »
I seem to recall that the cats I had as a kid might do things just to show me the extent of their powers.
sounds about right.  :laugh:

The things they did to keep those around them in check.

The dog was the easiest. Ten times their size and there was never any question about who was in charge.

We had two cats, when I was a kid. One of them would now and then get airborne, because of the dog of the neighbours. The dog now and then would not know how hard to runaway because of the other cat.
Two brothers, but when it came to dogs, completely different.

Poco was afraid of mice. No joke.
Damn, that's a little sad.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #2378 on: January 23, 2014, 08:27:09 PM »
I seem to recall that the cats I had as a kid might do things just to show me the extent of their powers.
sounds about right.  :laugh:

The things they did to keep those around them in check.

The dog was the easiest. Ten times their size and there was never any question about who was in charge.

We had two cats, when I was a kid. One of them would now and then get airborne, because of the dog of the neighbours. The dog now and then would not know how hard to runaway because of the other cat.
Two brothers, but when it came to dogs, completely different.

Poco was afraid of mice. No joke.
Damn, that's a little sad.

She was afraid to go outside, afraid of bugs, varying forms of weather, being dirty, etc.

She was cuter than hell once you got past her rituals, and if she didn't hate you.
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #2379 on: January 23, 2014, 08:29:42 PM »
I seem to recall that the cats I had as a kid might do things just to show me the extent of their powers.
sounds about right.  :laugh:

The things they did to keep those around them in check.

The dog was the easiest. Ten times their size and there was never any question about who was in charge.

We had two cats, when I was a kid. One of them would now and then get airborne, because of the dog of the neighbours. The dog now and then would not know how hard to runaway because of the other cat.
Two brothers, but when it came to dogs, completely different.

Poco was afraid of mice. No joke.
Damn, that's a little sad.

She was afraid to go outside, afraid of bugs, varying forms of weather, being dirty, etc.

She was cuter than hell once you got past her rituals, and if she didn't hate you.
So, she was an extra-Aspie kitty, then.  :P
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #2380 on: January 23, 2014, 08:32:38 PM »
Mega deluxe package. The world was always ending to that poor cat.
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #2381 on: January 24, 2014, 04:44:21 PM »
Mega deluxe package. The world was always ending to that poor cat.

She was purrfect.
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #2382 on: January 24, 2014, 08:57:51 PM »
She was.  :)
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They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #2383 on: January 24, 2014, 09:07:03 PM »
:kitten: OBSESSIVE AILUROPHILE :kitten:


It is far better for people to hate you for doing the right thing than for people to love you for doing the wrong thing. Never ever forget that.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #2384 on: January 24, 2014, 09:08:10 PM »
Shhhh. This is someone elses thread.   :o
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"