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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #2505 on: November 10, 2010, 06:57:25 AM »
Plus, i'm a psychic guy who used to be a soldier. Fighting with me is never fair.  ;)

*pulls out a gun*

 :orly:  :tooledup:

But Squid, he already knew you were going to do that, and has probably disarmed you by now.  :laugh:
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #2506 on: November 10, 2010, 09:53:33 AM »
Plus, i'm a psychic guy who used to be a soldier. Fighting with me is never fair.  ;)

*pulls out a gun*

 :orly:  :tooledup:

But Squid, he already knew you were going to do that, and has probably disarmed you by now.  :laugh:


But did any of you suspect that the gun was a fake?  :orly:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #2507 on: November 10, 2010, 03:28:14 PM »
Plus, i'm a psychic guy who used to be a soldier. Fighting with me is never fair.  ;)

*pulls out a gun*

 :orly:  :tooledup:

But Squid, he already knew you were going to do that, and has probably disarmed you by now.  :laugh:


But did any of you suspect that the gun was a fake?  :orly:

Rage. :zoinks:
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #2508 on: November 11, 2010, 09:57:07 AM »
Lol. If i'd caught a hint of that kind of intent, I would have patted you down and found it. And if it was fake, i'd have detected your mirth and just smiled at you.
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They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #2509 on: November 11, 2010, 10:15:20 AM »
Plus, i'm a psychic guy who used to be a soldier. Fighting with me is never fair.  ;)

*pulls out a gun*

 :orly:  :tooledup:

But Squid, he already knew you were going to do that, and has probably disarmed you by now.  :laugh:


But did any of you suspect that the gun was a fake?  :orly:

Rage. :zoinks:

'spoe tricking a psychic is going to be near impossible isnt it  :P

Lol. If i'd caught a hint of that kind of intent, I would have patted you down and found it. And if it was fake, i'd have detected your mirth and just smiled at you.

Oh good because it is a fake.......













And triggered to detonate now......*runs off cackling maniacally*
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #2510 on: November 11, 2010, 10:16:53 AM »
Yeah. Especially tricking a psychic in such close proximity....

*leans over and immediately clips the correct wire, rendering the explosive useless*

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #2511 on: November 11, 2010, 12:04:13 PM »
Do you want a trick or treat this weekend?
Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #2512 on: November 11, 2010, 12:05:55 PM »
Do you want a trick or treat this weekend?

It depends on how much you're willing to pay.
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #2513 on: November 12, 2010, 01:27:56 AM »
Do you want a trick or treat this weekend?

I have a better idea....why don't you combine the two and show me your tricks while you give me a treat  :eyebrows:





No eclair is dominant, but so am I. Wonder how that'd work. :chin:

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #2514 on: November 12, 2010, 07:06:41 AM »
Do you want a trick or treat this weekend?

I have a better idea....why don't you combine the two and show me your tricks while you give me a treat 

Can I butter your muffin?
Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
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Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #2515 on: November 12, 2010, 12:29:32 PM »
Plus, i'm a psychic guy who used to be a soldier. Fighting with me is never fair.  ;)

*pulls out a gun*

 :orly:  :tooledup:

But Squid, he already knew you were going to do that, and has probably disarmed you by now.  :laugh:


But did any of you suspect that the gun was a fake?  :orly:

This is my rifle :tooledup: this is my gun :penis:, one is for killing and one is for fun!!

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #2516 on: November 13, 2010, 10:45:18 PM »
Do you want a trick or treat this weekend?

I have a better idea....why don't you combine the two and show me your tricks while you give me a treat

Can I butter your muffin?

All talk. Weekend is over.  :yawn:
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #2517 on: November 14, 2010, 03:17:23 AM »
Do you want a trick or treat this weekend?

I have a better idea....why don't you combine the two and show me your tricks while you give me a treat

Can I butter your muffin?

All talk. Weekend is over.  :yawn:

There are still the five weekdays to liven up!  :zoinks:
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #2518 on: November 14, 2010, 10:42:50 AM »
Do you want a trick or treat this weekend?

I have a better idea....why don't you combine the two and show me your tricks while you give me a treat
Can I butter your muffin?
All talk. Weekend is over.  :yawn:
There are still the five weekdays to liven up!  :zoinks:
She's just trying to establish control after losing it last week! She'll submit to my whim again soon enough!!! :P
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #2519 on: November 14, 2010, 03:10:10 PM »


Just wondering if you have to fade so many clumsy attempts to  "get a leg up on your arse"  in real life.

Aside from the fact that you can take mental solace and private satisfaction in the fact that most men probably want to jump your bones, do you have to deal with this juvenile behavior from "established grown men" all the time?





I had meant to "hold my tongue"  and await an answer, but with my tongue this hard and jumpy, I am having trouoble shutting it down. Can you find a way to ... ?

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