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« Reply #30 on: March 28, 2007, 01:18:32 PM »
Quote from: Litigious on March 28, 2007, 01:14:04 PM
She didn't tell. She likes giving rimjobs, though. But we just had a few beers and I had to sleep on a matress on the floor.

And who said that love is dead?
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« Reply #31 on: March 28, 2007, 01:21:36 PM »
 ???
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« Reply #32 on: March 28, 2007, 01:23:32 PM »
Quote from: Litigious on March 28, 2007, 01:21:36 PM
???

Litigious Johnson: Are you a Sex Addict?
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« Reply #33 on: March 28, 2007, 01:26:17 PM »
Johnson? No, I'm not a sex addict. I'm a degenerate, a misogynist and a perv, though.  8)
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« Reply #34 on: March 28, 2007, 02:00:30 PM »
Remember:  It's not the size of the wand, it's the magic in the stick or the technique of the wand holder! :eyebrows:
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Re: Males on Intensity You Wanna Tie Up And Do Stuff To
« Reply #35 on: March 28, 2007, 02:25:14 PM »
Quote from: Litigious on March 28, 2007, 01:14:04 PM
She didn't tell. She likes giving rimjobs, though. But we just had a few beers and I had to sleep on a matress on the floor.
speaking of balls.
seems like you dropped the ball on this one.
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« Reply #36 on: March 28, 2007, 02:47:23 PM »
We are still in touch, but she lives very far from me.
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Re: Males on Intensity You Wanna Tie Up And Do Stuff To
« Reply #37 on: March 28, 2007, 04:32:50 PM »
Quote from: ozymandias on March 28, 2007, 02:00:30 PM
Remember:  It's not the size of the wand, it's the magic in the stick or the technique of the wand holder! :eyebrows:

Swish and flick:  Wingardium leviosa!
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« Reply #38 on: March 28, 2007, 09:28:12 PM »
i think we all know i want the peaguy. hes gotta loose weight though
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« Reply #39 on: March 28, 2007, 09:39:43 PM »
I want to tie up  flourcescent for several week, naked of course. He will be fed of course a healthy diet, given his daily medication and be allowed to go to the bath room. However nothing else :flame:
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« Reply #40 on: March 29, 2007, 03:37:39 AM »
Quote from: Omega Male on March 28, 2007, 09:39:43 PM
I want to tie up  flourcescent for several week, naked of course. He will be fed of course a healthy diet, given his daily medication and be allowed to go to the bath room. However nothing else :flame:

You wanted a pet? I'd pick one I wouldn't get sick of listening to.
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Re: Males on Intensity You Wanna Tie Up And Do Stuff To
« Reply #41 on: March 29, 2007, 03:38:32 AM »
Quote from: duncvis on March 29, 2007, 03:37:39 AM
Quote from: Omega Male on March 28, 2007, 09:39:43 PM
I want to tie up  flourcescent for several week, naked of course. He will be fed of course a healthy diet, given his daily medication and be allowed to go to the bath room. However nothing else :flame:

You wanted a pet? I'd pick one I wouldn't get sick of listening to.
but he can just kick the bitch whenever it gets out of line.
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« Reply #42 on: March 29, 2007, 03:43:50 AM »
Good fuckn point. He should be wearing a dress though instead of being naked, then he can live in anticipation of being gayed up when I tie him on the porch at night.  :evillaugh:
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« Reply #43 on: March 29, 2007, 03:45:52 AM »
Quote from: duncvis on March 29, 2007, 03:43:50 AM
Good fuckn point. He should be wearing a dress though instead of being naked, then he can live in anticipation of being gayed up when I tie him on the porch at night.  :evillaugh:
you could cuff him to the porch in the hands and knees position, with his arse up, facing the street.
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Re: Males on Intensity You Wanna Tie Up And Do Stuff To
« Reply #44 on: March 29, 2007, 04:31:47 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on March 28, 2007, 12:16:32 PM
Quote from: Litigious on March 28, 2007, 06:14:00 AM
Could one of you American bitches marry me, so I can leave this fucking coward-land and become American citizen? You don't have to have sex with me or anything, if you don't want to, and we divorce afterwards.
wanna make front page news?

i could move to NewJersey and we could file for marraige under their new life partners law.  :eyebrows:

Wait till I come back, and then please do, for my entertainment.  :eyebrows:
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