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How To Delete Your Account
« on: February 25, 2007, 08:36:13 AM »
So, you feel emo enough to run away and delete your account? Here's what you should do:

1/ PM an admin and tell him/her that you want to delete your account.
2/ The admin replies with a confirmation, telling you, in essence, that after exactly a week, you need to contact the staff again and confirm that you want to go through with this cowardly act.
3/ After one week, you need to contact the staff and confirm your intention to leave us. :'(
4/ After receiving your confirmation, your account is deleted by the staff.

You can stop this from happening at any time, while you're still a member, simply by pretending that you never sent that PM in the first place. A monetary gratuity will help, too. That last thing is a joke.

Should you want to register again, you're obviously free to do so, but your post count and karma belong to the deleted account and cannot be retrieved. Sorry. Not.

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Re: How To Delete Your Account
« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2007, 08:39:11 AM »
yea.
now Odeon can be a part of Intensities history.   :eyebrows:
Why are you such a stupid asshole?
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Re: How To Delete Your Account
« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2007, 08:40:12 AM »
As long as I'm not history already... ;D

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Re: How To Delete Your Account
« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2007, 08:41:30 AM »
you are ancient.  but not yet history, i am glad to report.
Why are you such a stupid asshole?
Would you really like to know?
Well pay your fee remove your clothes and Yvette will show you how
You went to school where you were taught to fear and to obey, be cheerful, fit in, or someone might think you're weird
Life can be perfect
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Someday, I will fall in love; a nice quiet home of my very own
Free from all the pain
Happy and having fun all the time
It never happened, did it?

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Re: How To Delete Your Account
« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2007, 08:54:57 AM »
A monetary gratuity will help, too.

Sexual favours, drugs and alcohol are perfectly acceptable alternative bribes to cash.  :eyebrows:

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Re: How To Delete Your Account
« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2007, 09:22:28 AM »
you are ancient.  but not yet history, i am glad to report.

I like that. "Ancient". :P

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Re: How To Delete Your Account
« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2007, 09:25:42 AM »
Well, with my account now securely wrapped in a asbestos blanket of protection, I too will no longer be history.  Flame on everyone~!  Thank you odeon.
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Re: How To Delete Your Account
« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2007, 09:34:14 AM »
Well, with my account now securely wrapped in a asbestos blanket of protection, I too will no longer be history.  Flame on everyone~!  Thank you odeon.

dick cheese.
Why are you such a stupid asshole?
Would you really like to know?
Well pay your fee remove your clothes and Yvette will show you how
You went to school where you were taught to fear and to obey, be cheerful, fit in, or someone might think you're weird
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Free from all the pain
Happy and having fun all the time
It never happened, did it?

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Re: How To Delete Your Account
« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2007, 09:39:26 AM »
See, Im still here.  This is fantastic!     

I mean, this is fantastic Mcbutthead!  (sorry, I'm not too good at this part)
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Re: How To Delete Your Account
« Reply #9 on: February 25, 2007, 09:44:09 AM »
How many account deletions have we had so far?  And how many of those have returned?  Sometimes it feels like we have a revolving door here.
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Re: How To Delete Your Account
« Reply #10 on: February 25, 2007, 09:52:45 AM »
How many account deletions have we had so far?  And how many of those have returned?  Sometimes it feels like we have a revolving door here.

Several.  Almost all of them, sooner or later.  Some of the deletions are multiple account deletions by the same person, like Shima, Eamonn or Peaguy.
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Re: How To Delete Your Account
« Reply #11 on: February 25, 2007, 10:01:13 AM »
How many account deletions have we had so far?  And how many of those have returned?  Sometimes it feels like we have a revolving door here.

Several.  Almost all of them, sooner or later.  Some of the deletions are multiple account deletions by the same person, like Shima, Eamonn or Peaguy.

Shamefully I must admit that I did.....
Feeling neutral is very normal.

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Re: How To Delete Your Account
« Reply #12 on: February 25, 2007, 10:07:37 AM »
I'm still here.  Which must mean I don't want to leave.  Yet.
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Re: How To Delete Your Account
« Reply #13 on: February 25, 2007, 10:18:05 AM »
How many account deletions have we had so far?  And how many of those have returned?  Sometimes it feels like we have a revolving door here.

Several.  Almost all of them, sooner or later.  Some of the deletions are multiple account deletions by the same person, like Shima, Eamonn or Peaguy.

Shamefully I must admit that I did.....

Why is it shameful? It's just a message board account. Big deal.

Anyway, I'm glad that the adminstration are having more control over member accounts now.

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Re: How To Delete Your Account
« Reply #14 on: February 25, 2007, 10:32:18 AM »
How many account deletions have we had so far?  And how many of those have returned?  Sometimes it feels like we have a revolving door here.

Several.  Almost all of them, sooner or later.  Some of the deletions are multiple account deletions by the same person, like Shima, Eamonn or Peaguy.

Shamefully I must admit that I did.....

Why is it shameful? It's just a message board account. Big deal.

Anyway, I'm glad that the adminstration are having more control over member accounts now.

Because it was done under the influence of an EMO episode.   Im still trying to come to grips with the upheavals of A-S. 
Feeling neutral is very normal.