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Can you identify what you ate by the shit that comes out??
« on: September 09, 2016, 04:18:48 PM »
This place can always use another thread about shit!!

I just took a dump and I could tell it was from eating Panda Express.

When I have fast food anymore my shit just doesn't come out right.

I guess it's my colon telling me that I'm not 25 anymore and I should eat healthier.

How about you guys? When you eat junk does your shit come out funny??

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Re: Can you identify what you ate by the shit that comes out??
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2016, 04:54:16 AM »
  Black licorice jelly beans (which I haven't had since the last time one of them
   pulled out a filling) contain blue dye that ... comes out.  Turns things slightly teal.  :zombiefuck:
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Re: Can you identify what you ate by the shit that comes out??
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2016, 06:16:09 AM »
I read of a kid who got taken to hospital for having purple poo. Turned out he had eaten a big tin of beetroot.

Once I had black...that was from taking Voltaren anti-inflammatory tablets. They made my stomach bleed. Didn't take them for long!
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Re: Can you identify what you ate by the shit that comes out??
« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2016, 09:48:49 AM »
I've had black poo too.

From drinking Rum on an empty stomach!!

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Re: Can you identify what you ate by the shit that comes out??
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2016, 04:13:05 PM »
When it looks like corn I know I ate corn.  :zoinks:
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Re: Can you identify what you ate by the shit that comes out??
« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2016, 04:43:13 PM »
What does it look like when you eat a bag of pot that some teenager dropped behind the bleachers?? 

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Re: Can you identify what you ate by the shit that comes out??
« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2016, 04:48:14 PM »
Pot brownies.  :zoinks:
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Re: Can you identify what you ate by the shit that comes out??
« Reply #7 on: September 11, 2016, 09:07:55 PM »
One word - Blueberries.