Where to begin...
1) I'm not gonna apologize for your new-found interest and noobish approach to world politics. Grow the fuck up.
2) Oh, so there are distractions, white flags and conspiracies now? Are they whenever you say they are? Also, this makes a difference how? The flag-brouhaha wasn't a distraction to take your rights away - it WAS an effort TO take your rights away. The "conspiracy" is right in front of your eyes, but you delude yourself into believing it was hidden, and you were so special to spot it.
3) You're right, I'm not gonna come running to fight for Americans, I'm more interested in Norway, you know, cus I live here. You may think that's unpatriotic of me, but you don't understand that in Spain - a patriot cares about Spain, in Peru - about Peru, and so on. America is not more important than other countries - to those countries.
4) We're not discussing the TPP so don't even try, you little straw-grasper you.
Anyway, you are excrutiatingly boring..
1. Noobish? Her perspective is pretty on the mark. She is a smart woman. You on the other hand, are a dude who gets stoned and draws dinosaurs.
2. Here is an idea. See if you like it. How about someone spots something and indicates they have spotted it and you condescend them for being so stupid as to spot it in the first place.
A bowl ago, it probably would not have made sense. A bowl ago you would have said "No...no, man...you wait to see if she doesn't....like....get it and THEN.....then you call her stupid, for not getting it....yah....and be condescending"
Then you smoked a bowl.
3. I am Australian and recognise I can care about the world outside of my shores. In the way many of us felt by for the people in Paris. Many do. You probably don't care unless it happens in Norway. I would imagine that his would extend to if something happen to someone from another country...like anyone here.
4. Conversation can be free flowing. I mentioned Paris above. No one was mentioning Paris. Don't be mad. Smoke another cone and you will be okay.
Could you do me a favour?
Could you freak out. Pretend you find this entertaining. Tell me that I clearly know nothing about smoking dope and so I am embarrassing myself. Ask me to start another call out if I'm mad. Tell me that I am mad. Tell me I am butthurt or something. Maybe obsessive?
If you could do this in a smug, condescending, arrogant manner, that'd be sweet.
Go team stoner!