Post something sickly humerous

[DirtDawg]

Now you have one similar to some goofy pics I took in my twenties, mostly on Polaroid, because no place would print pictures of anything remotely suggestive at that time, let alone nude anything. Imagine a similarly posed model, but make her Apache, and natural, with all of her natural coloring and textures. Take a one foot tall Tigger stuffed toy, designed to stand on its tail, with it's feet sticking straight out, and cut off the tail, so you do not hurt the model. Even though you're both drunk as hell, it's supposed to be fun and games, you know.

I also had a Piglet with a rope around him that I cut and re-arranged so he looked like his rope had become instantly erect and an Eyore that I made it look like his tail had just blown off. I used pen and ink and some old make-up to make them look about like the characters in your photo, surprise, terror, shock, but T I Double Guh ER, was very happy, bouncing in her snatch. I had to use a drinking straw, out of camera view, to make Tigger stand up, though. It was really funny, escpecially the fifth or sixth one where I had her "push" really hard and puff herself up. Too bad Polaroids of that era weren't permanent!


As far as the child abuse, stuff ... for those who still think it's funny, then you have not felt or seen enough of it yet, closely enough. I hope you never do.

[Nomaken]

God dammit, not another "If you find this funny, you are flawed somehow" guy.

[Peter]

As far as the child abuse, stuff ... for those who still think it's funny, then you have not felt or seen enough of it yet, closely enough. I hope you never do.

I hope I don't too; mine is the humour of the untraumatised, and I'd have sucked doubly if I not only got raped as a kid, but also had my sense of humour impaired as a result.  I'm sure some serious burns victims have issues with cartoons that show characters running around on fire, and that some people who've been in car crashes get uneasy at their use in humour, and some people shudder when they hear a Hitler or Saddam joke, but I quite enjoy these things in comedy, along with a lot of other stuff that someone, somewhere, is going to find offensive, and I make no apologies for that.  Life's crappy enough already without being deliberately miserable out of some sense of respect and mourning over a topic.

[DirtDawg]

... and I hold no guilt for praising the turn of fate that has protected all of you, who have not been personally involved in something that will change your mind. I never said "don't post". I offered only an echo of the opinion that humor is not universal.

I also offered an amusing tale to tie my sickly humor to yours in this thread. There's no reason to kick me out.

[El]

I would only tell a dead baby joke around someone I didn't think would be offended.  I never tell racist jokes.  I do, however, tell and like sexist jokes, both anti-male and anti-female.  Only the ones with art, though.

Example of a sexist joke with art:  Adam says to God, "I'm lonely.  I want someone to share Eden with."  God replied,  "OK.  I'll make you somone.  She'll be beautisul, she'll cook for you, she'll clean for you, she'll have sex whenever you want her to and never say a cross word to you."  "Sounds great,"  says Adam.  "What'll she cost me?"  "Well, she'll cost you an arm and a leg."  "What can I get for a rib?"

Example of a sexist joke with no art:  Q.  Why can't women ski?  A.  There's no snow between the kitchen and the laundry room!

The latter joke just isn't funny.  Not because it's offensive (it's too dumb to offend me) but because it isn't clever.  My boyfriend bought Maddox's book of manliness and I couldn't stop laughing, looking at it.  THAT shit has art.  It's horrible, horrible, horrible, but there's humor in the offensiveness.

[McGiver]

you must be sick to find any of this humerous.

[El]

you must be sick to find any of this humerous.

I'm coming down with a cold or the flu or something.  Does that count?

[McGiver]

you must be sick to find any of this humerous.

I'm coming down with a cold or the flu or something.  Does that count?

sorry, i meant the pics.

[Nomaken]

I know a few artful racist jokes, but the effect is lost if you can't hear the black accent.

[purposefulinsanity]

Since when was having a difference of opinion a bad thing on here? I don't believe anything is universally humorous, so why is it wrong for someone to state that they don't find something funny?  You don't have to have been abused as a child or affected by child abuse in some way to not find child abuse joke funny, nor do you have to have lost your sense of humour.

[purposefulinsanity]

God dammit, not another "If you find this funny, you are flawed somehow" guy.

We need some members who think that to temper those who claim that everyone who doesn't find a certain joke funny must have allowed themselves to lose their sense of humour about certain things.

[Randy]

I have something alright, something having having to with porn and rape.  Just you wait.

[Randy]

http://www.funny-games.biz/chunligangbattle.html

Its my favorite porn site so far.

I laughed quite a bit, after all, its only a cartoon and I was hyped on something to make me laugh inappropiately.

[McGiver]

http://www.funny-games.biz/chunligangbattle.html

Its my favorite porn site so far.

I laughed quite a bit, after all, its only a cartoon and I was hyped on something to make me laugh inappropiately.

[Peter]

... and I hold no guilt for praising the turn of fate that has protected all of you, who have not been personally involved in something that will change your mind. I never said "don't post". I offered only an echo of the opinion that humor is not universal.

I also offered an amusing tale to tie my sickly humor to yours in this thread. There's no reason to kick me out.

Since when was having a difference of opinion a bad thing on here? I don't believe anything is universally humorous, so why is it wrong for someone to state that they don't find something funny?  You don't have to have been abused as a child or affected by child abuse in some way to not find child abuse joke funny, nor do you have to have lost your sense of humour.

I thought you were implying that there was something wrong with me for finding it funny.  Sorry for jumping to conclusions; I've been feeling generally pissy lately.