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Do you find this humerous?  http://ranprieur.com/essays/babyrape.html

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Re: Post something sickly humerous
« Reply #90 on: January 08, 2007, 12:33:06 AM »
Quote from: Nomaken on January 08, 2007, 12:17:38 AM


I don't know why I find this funny.  Probably because it was kind of clever to apply that text to that particular scene in hellsing, although the injuries are shopped on, i think.
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Re: Post something sickly humerous
« Reply #91 on: January 08, 2007, 12:36:26 AM »
Quote from: driftingblizzard on January 08, 2007, 12:19:56 AM
Another that I thought particularly offensive, and almost unrepeatable, and definitely in very poor taste:

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?



Shouldn't  have to say anything, you've already told her twice.

Well I must be one evil fuck because I find that hilarious.
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Re: Post something sickly humerous
« Reply #92 on: January 08, 2007, 12:40:10 AM »
Quote from: Nomaken on January 07, 2007, 11:12:28 PM
The beach sign:
Fuckin' hilarious.


The beach sign is actually real; 82 people have drowned there.

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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post something sickly humerous
« Reply #93 on: January 08, 2007, 12:50:02 AM »
Oh I know, that is why it is funny.  I love that they have the marks RIGHT on there.  Not only is it hilarious, it is a nice honest blunt warning, which is something I think they should do more often.  No "Do not attempt to stop chain with hand" on the side of a chainsaw, just post a picture of somebody who tried.
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Re: Post something sickly humerous
« Reply #94 on: January 08, 2007, 02:05:50 AM »
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Re: Post something sickly humerous
« Reply #95 on: January 08, 2007, 02:19:18 AM »
Quote from: Nomaken on January 08, 2007, 02:05:50 AM

Damn, I can never go to the good sites from work.....
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Re: Post something sickly humerous
« Reply #96 on: January 08, 2007, 02:20:26 AM »
Quote from: Nomaken on January 08, 2007, 12:36:26 AM
Quote from: driftingblizzard on January 08, 2007, 12:19:56 AM
Another that I thought particularly offensive, and almost unrepeatable, and definitely in very poor taste:

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?



Shouldn't  have to say anything, you've already told her twice.

Well I must be one evil fuck because I find that hilarious.
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Re: Post something sickly humerous
« Reply #97 on: January 08, 2007, 09:51:02 AM »
There's irony in the hellsing thing if you realize she could beat the shit out of any man alive (only someone undead could take her).  But beyond that not particularly funny.
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Re: Post something sickly humerous
« Reply #98 on: January 08, 2007, 12:06:32 PM »
I didn't think it was a prize, but when would I get the opportunity to post it again?  (I got a whole mess o' pictures that are PERFECT for certain situations, but it is torture to wait for those situations to come by.)
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Re: Post something sickly humerous
« Reply #99 on: January 08, 2007, 12:20:47 PM »
Quote from: Nomaken on January 08, 2007, 12:06:32 PM
I didn't think it was a prize, but when would I get the opportunity to post it again?  (I got a whole mess o' pictures that are PERFECT for certain situations, but it is torture to wait for those situations to come by.)
chance favors the prepared mind.

make those situations happen.  and test your ability to get others to do your bidding. :evillaugh:
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Re: Post something sickly humerous
« Reply #100 on: January 11, 2007, 06:00:16 PM »
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Re: Post something sickly humerous
« Reply #101 on: October 09, 2007, 06:38:25 PM »
What's worse than having a fly in your food?

Cancer!
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Re: Post something sickly humerous
« Reply #102 on: October 09, 2007, 09:34:33 PM »



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