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THE INTRODUCTION: by DriftingBlizzard
« on: December 28, 2006, 04:36:50 PM »
Guess which ONE of the following is NOT true:

I already have 3 friends on IxI.
I hate introducing myself.
My last name is Blizzard.
I have 8 siblings.
I'm the only one of my sibliings with AS.
My mother is of Irish Descent.
My father is of English Descent.
My NickName is Double A.
I have a lighted Keyboard.
I am proficient with a pistol, shotgun and assault rifle.
I have captained my own sailboat.
I have lived on the Atlantic Coast, the Pacific Coast and in the Mid West.  And in the South.
I am a certified Scuba Diver.
Blue is my favorite color.
I speak 3 languages fluently.
I've seen two people as they died.
I've been married twice without dating either one.
I think this sounds like a highschooler talking.
I'm a proficient rum drinker.
I work at a nuclear facility and sometimes play with radioactive material.
I own a jet boat.
I am a male.
I am 4.4 decades in age.
I hope this is the beginers' board.
Until the 12th grade, I thought squinting was required during eye exams .
I got my first pair of glasses in the 12th grade.
I think all Europeans sound smart no matter what they are saying because of their accent.
I have never piloted an airplane.
I was a virgin until the first time I got laid.
I have friends in Romaina, Russia, Hungary, Belarus and Ireland. (Although they technically may not currently be in those countries.)
I still have all of my fingers and toes.
I know what the ultimate question to the ultimate answer of 42 is.
I'm getting up now to freshen my drink.
I miss understand 80% of what people think should be easy for me to understand.
I believe I should have numbered these.
I believe this list is too effing long.
I don't really like internet slang.
I think crazy bitch is a very good poet.
I made my own computer table.
My computer table looks suprising nice.
I tend to ramble when I'm nervous.
I like brunettes.

I'm really getting up now to freshen that drink.

« Last Edit: December 31, 2006, 12:35:05 PM by driftingblizzard »

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Re: THE INTRODUCTION: by DriftingBlizzard
« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2006, 04:51:52 PM »
You don't have all of your fingers and toes?

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Re: THE INTRODUCTION: by DriftingBlizzard
« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2006, 05:03:08 PM »
the second drink refresh?
Why are you such a stupid asshole?
Would you really like to know?
Well pay your fee remove your clothes and Yvette will show you how
You went to school where you were taught to fear and to obey, be cheerful, fit in, or someone might think you're weird
Life can be perfect
People can be trusted
Someday, I will fall in love; a nice quiet home of my very own
Free from all the pain
Happy and having fun all the time
It never happened, did it?

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Re: THE INTRODUCTION: by DriftingBlizzard
« Reply #3 on: December 28, 2006, 05:46:48 PM »
The first drink refresh would make more sense.  :eyebrows:

Welcome to Intensity²... we only bite people who ask for it. :evillaugh:

*passes DriftingBlizzard a virtual welcome beer :beer:

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Re: THE INTRODUCTION: by DriftingBlizzard
« Reply #4 on: December 28, 2006, 06:43:52 PM »
You hate introducing yourself.

Welcome to Intensity. Nomaken would probably like to bite you.

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Re: THE INTRODUCTION: by DriftingBlizzard
« Reply #5 on: December 28, 2006, 07:04:19 PM »
Omfg, I don't know how to clean this one up....   If I tell you, it kills the thread~  and I'm up to 2 karma points!   But no, I've refreshed both drinks and quaffed the virtual beer.  10q very mush.

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Re: THE INTRODUCTION: by DriftingBlizzard
« Reply #6 on: December 28, 2006, 07:05:41 PM »
I DO hate introducing myself.  so that's true, right?

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Re: THE INTRODUCTION: by DriftingBlizzard
« Reply #7 on: December 28, 2006, 07:08:19 PM »
Ok, let me do this with some sort of dignity.  (I was actually waiting for crazybitch so I could do it very much without dignity but I don't know how to make her appear on demand)....   I DID refresh drinks.  And I have all of my fingers and toes.  Although a girlfriend in 9th grade closed a car door on one of my fingers and now its kinda sorta bent.  Don't tell anyone though.  He goes for 3rd drink refresh....

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Re: THE INTRODUCTION: by DriftingBlizzard
« Reply #8 on: December 28, 2006, 07:12:51 PM »
Oddly enough, its my wedding ring finger that is now bent.....hmmmm...

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Re: THE INTRODUCTION: by DriftingBlizzard
« Reply #9 on: December 28, 2006, 07:18:21 PM »
If someone does happen to strike upon it, I will e-mail them with the exciting news.  But I can't be sure that I wouldn't let everyone else go on and on about ME.  (as uncomfortable as that might be).  I really do hope that crazybitch gets in on the festivities.  Its fun to say "that crazybitch"  even though I didn't mean it like "THAT crazybitch".  Do you think she knows what a fun name she has?  I've always thought that "that" used like "that" should be spelled "thet".   Aaron  rambles.  Shit.  used first name.  blocks all cell phone calls.  shit told world that he has a cell phone.  rambles more.

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Re: THE INTRODUCTION: by DriftingBlizzard
« Reply #10 on: December 28, 2006, 07:34:04 PM »
I'm really getting to know myself, and I think I like me. :agreed: :crowd: :crowd: :crowd:

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Re: THE INTRODUCTION: by DriftingBlizzard
« Reply #11 on: December 28, 2006, 07:51:22 PM »
I'm really getting to know myself, and I think I like me. :agreed: :crowd: :crowd: :crowd:

Are you Werbert's long lost brother??  ;D
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Re: THE INTRODUCTION: by DriftingBlizzard
« Reply #12 on: December 28, 2006, 07:52:05 PM »
I'm really getting to know myself, and I think I like me.


Yeah, there's a lot of that around here, from tme to time.


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Re: THE INTRODUCTION: by DriftingBlizzard
« Reply #13 on: December 28, 2006, 07:54:35 PM »
How do you pronounce Webert?  Implying that I don't know the chap...

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Re: THE INTRODUCTION: by DriftingBlizzard
« Reply #14 on: December 28, 2006, 07:56:40 PM »
Like Herbert with a W, if I'm not mistaken.  :green: