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Offline Leto729

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #150 on: January 15, 2007, 10:21:37 PM »
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God, what is your favorite sexual position?

Abstinence. Sex would mean that humans are enjoying themselves. We can't have that now can we??

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #151 on: January 16, 2007, 08:04:32 PM »

Why do you take so many of us when we aren't looking.
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #152 on: January 16, 2007, 09:35:42 PM »
God, are you getting into one of your  Old Testament PMS moods again?  Remember the last time? ::)

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #153 on: January 16, 2007, 10:18:34 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on January 16, 2007, 08:04:32 PM

Why do you take so many of us when we aren't looking.

Because it take you and dress you up in little outfits and have tea parties with you.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #154 on: January 16, 2007, 10:20:09 PM »
Quote from: ozymandias on January 16, 2007, 09:35:42 PM
God, are you getting into one of your  Old Testament PMS moods again?  Remember the last time? ::)

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Hey Buddah,  Yeah, I've been a bit grumpy as of late, but I've decided to deal with it by making stupid one liner jokes.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #155 on: January 17, 2007, 08:33:16 AM »
Yeah, thats better than flaming cities or flooding a planet.  Maybe some meditation might help.  The human race is doing enough to itself without you going all old testament on them.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #156 on: January 17, 2007, 09:46:38 AM »
Why do you shove me back 2 steps each time I take 1/2 a step forward?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #157 on: January 17, 2007, 09:49:24 AM »
Quote from: Graelwyn on January 17, 2007, 09:46:38 AM
Why do you shove me back 2 steps each time I take 1/2 a step forward?
Because they are gods that don't care. ;D
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #158 on: January 19, 2007, 04:23:31 AM »
There are more than one god? Polytheism? Yay, maybe apollo really exists and I can sleep with him in exchange for prophecy. Sound like a deal, apollo?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #159 on: January 19, 2007, 06:10:59 AM »
Hey Baby, you can give me a sunrise anytime!

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #160 on: January 19, 2007, 11:27:53 AM »
* God shakes his head and sighs*

Why did I ever let my angels find out about my humans. Humans were my game, full of love and selfless, until a few of my angels tempted them with lies. I'm going to kick every one of their asses, again ... and soon.


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Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #161 on: January 20, 2007, 05:06:03 PM »
Hey, God, if you see your son up there, would you ask him how many times he meant us to turn the other cheek before hitting back?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #162 on: January 20, 2007, 05:07:29 PM »
Oy God, Give Steve a nice kick up the ass and remind him that he is missing the chance of a lifetime  :laugh:
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #163 on: January 20, 2007, 05:31:20 PM »
Why did you make 80 years seem soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo long, compared to eternity?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #164 on: January 20, 2007, 07:00:10 PM »
Quote from: Graelwyn on January 20, 2007, 05:07:29 PM
Oy God, Give Steve a nice kick up the ass and remind him that he is missing the chance of a lifetime  :laugh:

He has not yet achieved true enlightenment! :eyebrows:

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