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Re: They were almost raped, guys.
« Reply #180 on: January 23, 2014, 01:07:18 PM »
 My cat Link was rolling around in my dirty underwear. It seemed erotic almost. And funny and cute.
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Re: They were almost raped, guys.
« Reply #181 on: January 23, 2014, 02:45:24 PM »
My cat Link was rolling around in my dirty underwear. It seemed erotic almost. And funny and cute.

Cats are funny like that.
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Re: They were almost raped, guys.
« Reply #182 on: January 24, 2014, 10:29:16 AM »
There is something about the smell of pee, and cats, idunno what it is

my cat LOVED coming with me to the bathroom, and would go into an - as you say - almost erotic extasis, rolling around on the floor, purring loudly, to what I can only assume to be the thrill of my smell of shit and piss

The only possible explanation I can think of is that - the cat considers you both A TEAM - you and the cat form a tiny hunting party/small family. Cats use urine to mark territory.
The cat usually never sees you pee (never sees you mark territory), so when it finally DOES get to come along, and witness the allmighty human pee, it becomes almost extatic for them - cus you pee for the sake of both. Since humans are much larger creatures, they will also piss that much more - the very ammount of piss being most impressive to a cat :M
Since cats are simpler creatures than humans, intellectually, all this joy just builds into a near sexual emotion, as you fill the whole room with the stench of human-piss.
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Re: They were almost raped, guys.
« Reply #183 on: January 24, 2014, 10:42:13 AM »
There is something about the smell of pee, and cats, idunno what it is

my cat LOVED coming with me to the bathroom, and would go into an - as you say - almost erotic extasis, rolling around on the floor, purring loudly, to what I can only assume to be the thrill of my smell of shit and piss

The only possible explanation I can think of is that - the cat considers you both A TEAM - you and the cat form a tiny hunting party/small family. Cats use urine to mark territory.
The cat usually never sees you pee (never sees you mark territory), so when it finally DOES get to come along, and witness the allmighty human pee, it becomes almost extatic for them - cus you pee for the sake of both. Since humans are much larger creatures, they will also piss that much more - the very ammount of piss being most impressive to a cat :M
Since cats are simpler creatures than humans, intellectually, all this joy just builds into a near sexual emotion, as you fill the whole room with the stench of human-piss.
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I love the logic of this.

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Re: They were almost raped, guys.
« Reply #184 on: January 24, 2014, 12:45:07 PM »
I "interpreted" Not re-interpreted.

Statistics is, to an extent, the art of interpretation. Therefore, anyone rephrasing the interpretation is re-interpreting it.

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Re: They were almost raped, guys.
« Reply #185 on: January 24, 2014, 01:22:31 PM »
There is something about the smell of pee, and cats, idunno what it is

my cat LOVED coming with me to the bathroom, and would go into an - as you say - almost erotic extasis, rolling around on the floor, purring loudly, to what I can only assume to be the thrill of my smell of shit and piss

The only possible explanation I can think of is that - the cat considers you both A TEAM - you and the cat form a tiny hunting party/small family. Cats use urine to mark territory.
The cat usually never sees you pee (never sees you mark territory), so when it finally DOES get to come along, and witness the allmighty human pee, it becomes almost extatic for them - cus you pee for the sake of both. Since humans are much larger creatures, they will also piss that much more - the very ammount of piss being most impressive to a cat :M
Since cats are simpler creatures than humans, intellectually, all this joy just builds into a near sexual emotion, as you fill the whole room with the stench of human-piss.

That makes a lot of sense, actually.
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"