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Re: I call out the whole board
« Reply #105 on: October 21, 2013, 01:45:29 AM »
Whether you are a twinkie or a bear you'll have better luck learning to play the bonophone meeting other like minded individuals in person than you will asking for fap pics here.

Whether you are serious or trolling, referring to homosexuality doesn't make a good argument.

It is just a damn picture of a penis, like you can find thousands of pictures of them online. It doesn't expose you or any special features relating to yourself, other than the length and size of it. You could as well just write that here in numbers (which would of course not provide any evidence to settle the issue).

But then, maybe I am too devoid of homosexuality to know what it does for them, or you.
« Last Edit: October 21, 2013, 01:47:16 AM by DFGL »
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Re: I call out the whole board
« Reply #106 on: October 21, 2013, 02:14:50 AM »
Don't worry ladies. I know how to handle these assholes. See how he ran off?

Can't we keep him?  He's funny. :eyelash:
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« Reply #107 on: October 21, 2013, 02:16:52 AM »
Btw., if you are all so grown up to be past comparing penis size, and it is nothing you need to concern yourself with, then we might as well settle the issue by agreeing that I have the longest penis on the forum, to the best knowledge available.

But I guess it is all not really as you said.

If that is what makes you happy. So be it. You now have the longest penis of them all. Find yourself a nice corner and play with it.
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Re: I call out the whole board
« Reply #108 on: October 21, 2013, 02:18:08 AM »
Whether you are a twinkie or a bear you'll have better luck learning to play the bonophone meeting other like minded individuals in person than you will asking for fap pics here.

Whether you are serious or trolling, referring to homosexuality doesn't make a good argument.

It is just a damn picture of a penis, like you can find thousands of pictures of them online. It doesn't expose you or any special features relating to yourself, other than the length and size of it. You could as well just write that here in numbers (which would of course not provide any evidence to settle the issue).

But then, maybe I am too devoid of homosexuality to know what it does for them, or you.
Actually it is a reasonable conclusion to reach about a guy who goes to the lengths that you do to get dick pics. I don't really care if you used to practice frotting with the other boys in gym class, I don't care to exchange dick pics with you or anyone else what ever reason you claim for wanting to do so.
« Last Edit: October 21, 2013, 02:27:08 AM by Cassanova Frankenstein »

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Re: I call out the whole board
« Reply #109 on: October 21, 2013, 03:45:49 AM »
It is strange that any representation of truly masculine men as role models or heroes seem to miss this aspect of masculinity in any representation of them.

Yeah, except that this is entirely untrue throughout history.







"Gee, why are all the men naked and showing off their dicks? They myst be gay or something ..."

"Why do naked men show their dicks?"  Look at that sentence again. See what is wrong with it? Think in terms of "Naked" and "showing their dick" because of such nakedness and then ask yourself why they were. The answer should spring to your mind.

But yes let's pursue this.

I used to be a big fan of Indianna Jones when I was a small kid. He was tough, masculine, smart, self-directed and a trailblazer. Four movies and you know I saw a lot of fighting, adversity overcome, physicality, laughing in the face of danger, protecting women, taking risk, looking after his friends, maintaining composure and ........................... NOT at ANY point did Indie flop out his dick and measure his erection against his mates.

Come to think of it neither did Luke Skywalker and Hans Solo and Obi Wan and Chewbacca. They could have, there was plenty of opportunity and no little competition.

Did Atticus Finch - the quiet, respectable Southern Gentleman have a measure off?

Mr Darcy did seem to make Pride and Prejudice a success despite never flopping out his dick and proclaiming it the biggest in the county.

The weigh in seemed more important in Rocky than the measure up, in Rocky Balboa and the Cinderella Man.

James Bond seemed far more into womanising, killing bad guys, driving fast cars and not engaging in measuring up or soggy biscuit with his mates. I think his books were better reads for it.

The Godfather never exposed himself this way.

So being that this is a good and important aspect in masculinity (showing your erect penis to other fellow men) why did this not feature in such roles of men? Why does it not underpin the heroes masculinity?

I look forward to the excuse. The explanation that I somehow never placed the right importance in 40+ years of life to the exposing your erect penis to other men. You will have some pseudo-intellectual babble
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Re: I call out the whole board
« Reply #110 on: October 21, 2013, 03:59:02 AM »
@Cassanova Frankenstein: Sissy.

@Al Swearengen:
Seriously? Arguing on the basis of modern media which do by definitions exclude to show genitalia in order to, by definition, protect children from sexual content? Think about the categories which are by definition allowed to show them, what will you see? Abnormally large and erect penises. If that argument made any sense in the first place, the conclusion would be that the 'role models' are black muscular men with exaggeratedly huge penises competing over ejaculating into women's faces, or something like that.

And the question was not: "Why is the penis of naked men visible? Because they are naked, trollolol.", that is a bullshit question you made up to discredit the issue (which was: representation of truly masculine men as role models or heroes - penis relevant or irrelevant? - to refresh your memory). The question was: "Why would heroes and gods, especially those representing masculinity and strength, be depicted such that their penis is clearly exposed, throughout history?" (even if at the same time, the women's genitalia aren't)

I mean, they could have worn shorts or something. Why do they wear other clothing items at the same time?
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Re: I call out the whole board
« Reply #111 on: October 21, 2013, 04:21:55 AM »
Whether you are a twinkie or a bear you'll have better luck learning to play the bonophone meeting other like minded individuals in person than you will asking for fap pics here.
@Cassanova Frankenstein: Sissy.

So you consider yourself a sissy rather than a twinkie? Okay.  :thumbup:

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Re: I call out the whole board
« Reply #112 on: October 21, 2013, 04:58:58 AM »
Penis size  -  on a need to know basis, surely.

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Re: I call out the whole board
« Reply #113 on: October 21, 2013, 05:03:24 AM »
Btw., if you are all so grown up to be past comparing penis size, and it is nothing you need to concern yourself with, then we might as well settle the issue by agreeing that I have the longest penis on the forum, to the best knowledge available.

But I guess it is all not really as you said.

Bullshit.  C'mon,  are you expecting me to swallow this?
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Re: I call out the whole board
« Reply #114 on: October 21, 2013, 05:06:10 AM »
Whether you are a twinkie or a bear you'll have better luck learning to play the bonophone meeting other like minded individuals in person than you will asking for fap pics here.

Whether you are serious or trolling, referring to homosexuality doesn't make a good argument.

It is just a damn picture of a penis, like you can find thousands of pictures of them online. It doesn't expose you or any special features relating to yourself, other than the length and size of it. You could as well just write that here in numbers (which would of course not provide any evidence to settle the issue).

But then, maybe I am too devoid of homosexuality to know what it does for them, or you.

  The question is, what does it do for you?  :orly:
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Re: I call out the whole board
« Reply #115 on: October 21, 2013, 05:25:57 AM »


I keep thinking that this one looks like a man doing the hustle. :hyke: :dance:

Btw., if you are all so grown up to be past comparing penis size, and it is nothing you need to concern yourself with, then we might as well settle the issue by agreeing that I have the longest penis on the forum, to the best knowledge available.

But I guess it is all not really as you said.

Bullshit.  C'mon,  are you expecting me to swallow this?

:eyebrows:

Whether you are a twinkie or a bear you'll have better luck learning to play the bonophone meeting other like minded individuals in person than you will asking for fap pics here.

Whether you are serious or trolling, referring to homosexuality doesn't make a good argument.

It is just a damn picture of a penis, like you can find thousands of pictures of them online. It doesn't expose you or any special features relating to yourself, other than the length and size of it. You could as well just write that here in numbers (which would of course not provide any evidence to settle the issue).

But then, maybe I am too devoid of homosexuality to know what it does for them, or you.

  The question is, what does it do for you?  :orly:

That statement made me wonder, too.
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Re: I call out the whole board
« Reply #116 on: October 21, 2013, 05:50:59 AM »
@Al Swearengen:
Seriously? Arguing on the basis of modern media which do by definitions exclude to show genitalia in order to, by definition, protect children from sexual content? Think about the categories which are by definition allowed to show them, what will you see? Abnormally large and erect penises. If that argument made any sense in the first place, the conclusion would be that the 'role models' are black muscular men with exaggeratedly huge penises competing over ejaculating into women's faces, or something like that.

Yet are these men role models of males in society? If perhaps this was allowable by society and not so heavily censured, would our heroes find good cause in the middle of a scene to measure up against friend or foe. In doing so, would that make them admirable and more worthy to the viewer?
Would this activity replace or bolster the qualities that viewer come to appreciate?

I understand too that stating the modern media and censorship were responsible for the fact that the heroes were not portrayed in was that were consistent to your idea the "aspect of masculinity" of the penis measure up


It is strange that any representation of truly masculine men as role models or heroes seem to miss this aspect of masculinity in any representation of them.

So let's go back a little. Heracles? Achilles? Odyseuss?
C'mon Heracles and Achilles had gay lovers and there was no recorded dick measure ups recorded.

How important is this seemingly important aspect of masculinity missed here too? Blame the porn Bukkane?

You are on a loss maker here.


And the question was not: "Why is the penis of naked men visible? Because they are naked, trollolol.", that is a bullshit question you made up to discredit the issue

That was the question? And I made it up?


"Gee, why are all the men naked and showing off their dicks? They myst be gay or something ..."

I thought this was the question and YOU just made up the above question to replace the one that was giggle-worthy stupid  :thumbup:
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Re: I call out the whole board
« Reply #117 on: October 21, 2013, 08:40:31 AM »
Btw., if you are all so grown up to be past comparing penis size, and it is nothing you need to concern yourself with, then we might as well settle the issue by agreeing that I have the longest penis on the forum, to the best knowledge available.

But I guess it is all not really as you said.

Bullshit.  C'mon,  are you expecting me to swallow this?
It sounds like you want to swallow it, and see the penis pictures of all the members.
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Re: I call out the whole board
« Reply #118 on: October 21, 2013, 08:48:25 AM »
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« Reply #119 on: October 21, 2013, 08:49:08 AM »
Don't worry ladies. I know how to handle these assholes. See how he ran off?

Can't we keep him?  He's funny. :eyelash:

I think he's shameful.
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