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guess what?
« on: June 08, 2013, 08:03:45 PM »
I have set up an appointment for a handjob tonite from a regular. It doesn't suck because I know this person and, they have a big ass TV I can watch while the action is being performed.

I know, I know. my life fucking rules
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Re: guess what?
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2013, 08:18:57 PM »
  All the threads on the board and I had to open this one.   :GA:
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


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People forget.
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Re: guess what?
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2013, 08:22:03 PM »
I have set up an appointment for a handjob tonite from a regular. It doesn't suck because I know this person and, they have a big ass TV I can watch while the action is being performed.

I know, I know. my life fucking rules
whats wrong with your hand?

I had both of mine operated on in the 90's

There was no TV where I had my surgery

Hope your hand gets better soon

I will pray for your swift recovery

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Re: guess what?
« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2013, 08:41:58 PM »
richard, I'm replying without even looking at this thread because I never know what you'll come up with.   :include:
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

My brain is both uninhibited and uninhabited.

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Re: guess what?
« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2013, 08:45:32 PM »
richard, I'm replying without even looking at this thread because I never know what you'll come up with.   :include:

  Tis wise to avert your eyes, Your Majesty!  :cbc:  *wobbles in with the Royal Eyeshade*
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
--- Edward Walker, The Village

People forget.
--- The Who, "Eminence Front"

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Re: guess what?
« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2013, 08:47:56 PM »
richard, I'm replying without even looking at this thread because I never know what you'll come up with.   :include:

  Tis wise to avert your eyes, Your Majesty!  :cbc:  *wobbles in with the Royal Eyeshade*

Should we ask that a scientific study be made of this astounding "what'?  (Poor richard, I'm so glad he can take teasing so well.)
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

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Re: guess what?
« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2013, 09:00:51 PM »
richard, I'm replying without even looking at this thread because I never know what you'll come up with.   :include:

  Tis wise to avert your eyes, Your Majesty!  :cbc:  *wobbles in with the Royal Eyeshade*

Should we ask that a scientific study be made of this astounding "what'?  (Poor richard, I'm so glad he can take teasing so well.)

  A scientific study might lead to ... photographs.  :twitch:
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
--- Edward Walker, The Village

People forget.
--- The Who, "Eminence Front"

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Re: guess what?
« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2013, 09:01:57 PM »
richard, I'm replying without even looking at this thread because I never know what you'll come up with.   :include:

  Tis wise to avert your eyes, Your Majesty!  :cbc:  *wobbles in with the Royal Eyeshade*

Should we ask that a scientific study be made of this astounding "what'?  (Poor richard, I'm so glad he can take teasing so well.)

  A scientific study might lead to ... photographs.  :twitch:

and measurements? 
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

My brain is both uninhibited and uninhabited.

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Re: guess what?
« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2013, 09:07:43 PM »
richard, I'm replying without even looking at this thread because I never know what you'll come up with.   :include:

  Tis wise to avert your eyes, Your Majesty!  :cbc:  *wobbles in with the Royal Eyeshade*

Should we ask that a scientific study be made of this astounding "what'?  (Poor richard, I'm so glad he can take teasing so well.)

  A scientific study might lead to ... photographs.  :twitch:

and measurements?

      Noooooooooo!    :runaway:
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
--- Edward Walker, The Village

People forget.
--- The Who, "Eminence Front"

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Re: guess what?
« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2013, 09:10:28 PM »
richard, I'm replying without even looking at this thread because I never know what you'll come up with.   :include:

  Tis wise to avert your eyes, Your Majesty!  :cbc:  *wobbles in with the Royal Eyeshade*

Should we ask that a scientific study be made of this astounding "what'?  (Poor richard, I'm so glad he can take teasing so well.)

  A scientific study might lead to ... photographs.  :twitch:

and measurements?

      Noooooooooo!    :runaway:

Oh, so this "what" is something that deflates rather quickly?
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

My brain is both uninhibited and uninhabited.

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Re: guess what?
« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2013, 09:10:49 PM »
richard, I'm replying without even looking at this thread because I never know what you'll come up with.   :include:

  Tis wise to avert your eyes, Your Majesty!  :cbc:  *wobbles in with the Royal Eyeshade*

Should we ask that a scientific study be made of this astounding "what'?  (Poor richard, I'm so glad he can take teasing so well.)

  A scientific study might lead to ... photographs.  :twitch:

and measurements?

      Noooooooooo!    :runaway:
^thats funny

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Re: guess what?
« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2013, 12:00:09 AM »
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Re: guess what?
« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2013, 04:50:34 AM »
  All the threads on the board and I had to open this one.   :GA:

Even Richard is averting his eyes, thank goodness for him, there is a huge TV screen.
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Re: guess what?
« Reply #13 on: June 09, 2013, 08:44:11 AM »
Everyone made the topic what it wanted to become. way to go, I knew there was a reason why I keep coming back here.  :laugh:
Its not the best situation in the world mind you. but this person is safe, clean and has cable. I couldn't say no

I only really do it as a last resort when I start talking to my bowl of fruit that I have sitting on the table here about sex.

I become delirious after months of not getting any.
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Re: guess what?
« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2013, 09:15:38 AM »
I have set up an appointment for a handjob tonite from a regular. It doesn't suck because I know this person and, they have a big ass TV I can watch while the action is being performed.

I know, I know. my life fucking rules

So tell me more. Who is wanking you off? Do they use lube? Do you get any mouth action? Does he she get naked or do you get to watch porno? Is your Dick big enough that they can go for the old two handed wank?