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Re: guess what?
« Reply #15 on: June 09, 2013, 11:27:29 AM »
 :santa: was jacking this guy off:  :seal:

I hate Oral sex. mostely because very few people actually know how to fucking do it correctly. we did it to computer porn, all of wich lasted around 40 minutes just shy of an hour. I wore very cute clothes, and one ring. Of course my dick is big enough for a two handed grabber. it was so much cock infact, I don't think he knew what to do with it. ever see a 13 foot eal? I came on my tummy and he played with it.

 after of which I walked home. drank a glass of water and fell asleep

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Re: guess what?
« Reply #16 on: June 09, 2013, 01:58:04 PM »
Everyone made the topic what it wanted to become. way to go, I knew there was a reason why I keep coming back here.  :laugh:
Its not the best situation in the world mind you. but this person is safe, clean and has cable. I couldn't say no

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Re: guess what?
« Reply #17 on: June 09, 2013, 02:04:35 PM »
:santa: was jacking this guy off:  :seal:

I hate Oral sex. mostely because very few people actually know how to fucking do it correctly. we did it to computer porn, all of wich lasted around 40 minutes just shy of an hour. I wore very cute clothes, and one ring. Of course my dick is big enough for a two handed grabber. it was so much cock infact, I don't think he knew what to do with it. ever see a 13 foot eal? I came on my tummy and he played with it.

 after of which I walked home. drank a glass of water and fell asleep

Successful day. I imagine

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Re: guess what?
« Reply #18 on: June 09, 2013, 04:43:53 PM »
So good I'm going back for seconds tonite. exept this time I'm getting spanked,  :evillaugh:
And. I think there will be pot, not that I'll smoke any because I don't really like it but I might take a puff or two
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Re: guess what?
« Reply #19 on: June 09, 2013, 04:46:44 PM »
So good I'm going back for seconds tonite. exept this time I'm getting spanked,  :evillaugh:
And. I think there will be pot, not that I'll smoke any because I don't really like it but I might take a puff or two

  Now don't go all Bill Clinton on us, taking a puff   :stoned: is smoking it, even if you don't inhale!
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Re: guess what?
« Reply #20 on: June 09, 2013, 04:49:07 PM »
Yeah. I don't know if I will, just a thought. I can't hold my drugs down anymore, 'tis so sad
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Re: guess what?
« Reply #21 on: June 09, 2013, 04:51:20 PM »
Yeah. I don't know if I will, just a thought. I can't hold my drugs down anymore, 'tis so sad

  It's just as well, you're better off without them.  Keep your head clear!  :viking:
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Re: guess what?
« Reply #22 on: June 09, 2013, 04:56:39 PM »
I probably wont. the last time I smoked pot it was disasterous, panic attacks from hell. the entire high, leading to some god awful paranioa words do not describe that awful hell I was in. I actually cried I was so scared and I don't ever cry, exept the last time I was hungover. and decided to get alcohol free, I cried that day. and went to the hospital because I was in so much pain. goddamn

Drugs=bad. I do pity the fool, but occasionally I get jelouse if someone can seemingly do them without any consequences.
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Re: guess what?
« Reply #23 on: June 09, 2013, 05:05:55 PM »
I probably wont. the last time I smoked pot it was disasterous, panic attacks from hell. the entire high, leading to some god awful paranioa words do not describe that awful hell I was in. I actually cried I was so scared and I don't ever cry, exept the last time I was hungover. and decided to get alcohol free, I cried that day. and went to the hospital because I was in so much pain. goddamn

Drugs=bad. I do pity the fool, but occasionally I get jelouse if someone can seemingly do them without any consequences.

  But if you could do drugs without immediate consequences, you might end up as a total burnout.    :baked:
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Re: guess what?
« Reply #24 on: June 09, 2013, 05:12:56 PM »
your right. I see these chickhens walking around out here with backpacks on (I live next to a alley) that look tore up from the floor up. filth, mental illness, and addiction. And it makes me really happy with the choices I have made because I was def. headed down that path
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Re: guess what?
« Reply #25 on: June 09, 2013, 05:19:29 PM »
your right. I see these chickhens walking around out here with backpacks on (I live next to a alley) that look tore up from the floor up. filth, mental illness, and addiction. And it makes me really happy with the choices I have made because I was def. headed down that path

  Now you can see the road ahead and make long-range plans.  8)
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Re: guess what?
« Reply #26 on: June 09, 2013, 09:32:49 PM »
My long term plans include spanking hot girls and guys. It is my new favorite thing to do, thank the lord he gave me a nice butt.
Not only was it ment for poor suckers online to follow, it almost needs a good spanking on Tuesdays and Thursdays
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Re: guess what?
« Reply #27 on: June 10, 2013, 01:21:21 AM »
Good to see you are in a nice commuted relationship with someone you love. You have every right to laud your success
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Re: guess what?
« Reply #28 on: June 10, 2013, 05:30:46 AM »
:santa: was jacking this guy off:  :seal:

I hate Oral sex. mostely because very few people actually know how to fucking do it correctly. we did it to computer porn, all of wich lasted around 40 minutes just shy of an hour. I wore very cute clothes, and one ring. Of course my dick is big enough for a two handed grabber. it was so much cock infact, I don't think he knew what to do with it. ever see a 13 foot eal? I came on my tummy and he played with it.

 after of which I walked home. drank a glass of water and fell asleep

Successful day. I imagine
...never knew blowjobs required so much knowledge and skill.  :toporly:
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Re: guess what?
« Reply #29 on: June 10, 2013, 07:34:39 AM »
:santa: was jacking this guy off:  :seal:

I hate Oral sex. mostely because very few people actually know how to fucking do it correctly. we did it to computer porn, all of wich lasted around 40 minutes just shy of an hour. I wore very cute clothes, and one ring. Of course my dick is big enough for a two handed grabber. it was so much cock infact, I don't think he knew what to do with it. ever see a 13 foot eal? I came on my tummy and he played with it.

 after of which I walked home. drank a glass of water and fell asleep

Successful day. I imagine
...never knew blowjobs required so much knowledge and skill.  :toporly:
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