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Re: Boobs
« Reply #90 on: May 16, 2007, 01:26:18 PM »
touche.
or, i can roll over on my side and use my titties to hold my ashtray.
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Re: Boobs
« Reply #91 on: May 17, 2007, 12:33:27 AM »
I wonder if men would declare different boob preferences if they were told that in the next life, they would be women, and would be forced to have the same size breasts as they say they currently prefer women to have.

If I became a woman in my next life, I'd want BIGGER boobs so I could suck my own nipples.

But if you were a woman.. why would you want to do that unless you are a lesbian?

Are you saying that you've never pleasured yourself ??

Yes, but it's not very common for a woman to want to suck her own nipples, I don't think.

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Re: Boobs
« Reply #92 on: May 17, 2007, 12:49:22 AM »
Why not it leaves your hands free when you are having a party for one
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Re: Boobs
« Reply #93 on: May 17, 2007, 01:38:36 AM »
I wonder if men would declare different boob preferences if they were told that in the next life, they would be women, and would be forced to have the same size breasts as they say they currently prefer women to have.

Yes, I would.  I'd want larger breasts because I think if I were one, it would please my self image.  Plus if I get fat, the large breasts will make my body appear more consistent, and will please my self image.
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Re: Boobs
« Reply #94 on: May 17, 2007, 02:06:52 AM »
Why not it leaves your hands free when you are having a party for one

So, you're talking about (probably clamping down with teeth)
holding them in your mouth hard enough the you don't even
need a hand? Ouch.

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Re: Boobs
« Reply #95 on: May 17, 2007, 02:29:21 AM »
Why not it leaves your hands free when you are having a party for one

So, you're talking about (probably clamping down with teeth)
holding them in your mouth hard enough the you don't even
need a hand? Ouch.

I prefer to use a clothes peg myself. ;)

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Re: Boobs
« Reply #96 on: May 17, 2007, 02:30:26 AM »

I prefer to use a clothes peg myself. ;)

To suck with?

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Re: Boobs
« Reply #97 on: May 17, 2007, 02:31:59 AM »

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Re: Boobs
« Reply #98 on: May 17, 2007, 02:33:11 AM »
On?

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Re: Boobs
« Reply #99 on: May 17, 2007, 02:34:41 AM »
I would have thought that was clear from the rest of the posts on this page.     Are you are little slow this morning :P :bounce:

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Re: Boobs
« Reply #100 on: May 17, 2007, 02:39:45 AM »
It's barely morning here, so I just got up.
Plus, I electrocuted myself in my dreams,
so I might not be as smooth at being dense
as I usually am.

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Re: Boobs
« Reply #101 on: May 17, 2007, 02:41:44 AM »
I like dying in my dreams... because after dying I still feel pretty good and lucid.
And as always, these are simply my worthless opinions.
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Re: Boobs
« Reply #102 on: May 17, 2007, 02:41:51 AM »
It's barely morning here, so I just got up.
Plus, I electrocuted myself in my dreams,
so I might not be as smooth at being dense
as I usually am.

And there was me thinking you were being deliberately dense. Sorry.
« Last Edit: May 17, 2007, 02:52:40 AM by purposefulinsanity »

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Re: Boobs
« Reply #103 on: May 17, 2007, 02:44:42 AM »
I like dying in my dreams... because after dying I still feel pretty good and lucid.

I only died for a moment - but they brought me back.
Got tasered, and my heart stopped. First time I think
I've died in a dream.

And there was my thinking you were being deliberately dense. Sorry.

Oh, no. You were right. I just wasn't as clever as I normally am.
I'm the one who should apologize.

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Re: Boobs
« Reply #104 on: May 17, 2007, 02:53:15 AM »
Like I said at first I thought you were just pretending to be dense to make me spell it out.