I had a really funny joke... but auto correct ruined the lunchtime.
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touche.
Quote from: fatty mcblob on May 16, 2007, 08:15:37 AMQuote from: UeberScr'eap on May 16, 2007, 08:14:44 AMQuote from: PMS Elle on May 16, 2007, 07:04:18 AMI wonder if men would declare different boob preferences if they were told that in the next life, they would be women, and would be forced to have the same size breasts as they say they currently prefer women to have.If I became a woman in my next life, I'd want BIGGER boobs so I could suck my own nipples.But if you were a woman.. why would you want to do that unless you are a lesbian? Are you saying that you've never pleasured yourself ??
Quote from: UeberScr'eap on May 16, 2007, 08:14:44 AMQuote from: PMS Elle on May 16, 2007, 07:04:18 AMI wonder if men would declare different boob preferences if they were told that in the next life, they would be women, and would be forced to have the same size breasts as they say they currently prefer women to have.If I became a woman in my next life, I'd want BIGGER boobs so I could suck my own nipples.But if you were a woman.. why would you want to do that unless you are a lesbian?
Quote from: PMS Elle on May 16, 2007, 07:04:18 AMI wonder if men would declare different boob preferences if they were told that in the next life, they would be women, and would be forced to have the same size breasts as they say they currently prefer women to have.If I became a woman in my next life, I'd want BIGGER boobs so I could suck my own nipples.
I wonder if men would declare different boob preferences if they were told that in the next life, they would be women, and would be forced to have the same size breasts as they say they currently prefer women to have.
Why not it leaves your hands free when you are having a party for one
Quote from: paradox on May 17, 2007, 12:49:22 AMWhy not it leaves your hands free when you are having a party for oneSo, you're talking about (probably clamping down with teeth)holding them in your mouth hard enough the you don't evenneed a hand? Ouch.
I prefer to use a clothes peg myself.
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on May 17, 2007, 02:29:21 AMI prefer to use a clothes peg myself. To suck with?
It's barely morning here, so I just got up.Plus, I electrocuted myself in my dreams,so I might not be as smooth at being denseas I usually am.
I like dying in my dreams... because after dying I still feel pretty good and lucid.
And there was my thinking you were being deliberately dense. Sorry.