How many Rolf Harris victims does it take to change a light bulb? 50. Three to do it now and then 47 to do it thirty years later when it is more profitable.
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Quote from: RageBeoulve on January 05, 2009, 11:03:48 PMQuote from: parts on January 05, 2009, 05:09:18 PMTook my crazy father grocery shopping it took foreverI hate that shit so fucking much man. When I go to the store, I go to get something I need. The problem is, all my family and friends like to wander around in the store looking at objects ALL FUCKING DAY. I don't understand this strange behavior.It's more like they don't like looking at the cool shit you like. Plus there comes a point where you've had your fill of being social and wanna just fuck it all and drive home.
Quote from: parts on January 05, 2009, 05:09:18 PMTook my crazy father grocery shopping it took foreverI hate that shit so fucking much man. When I go to the store, I go to get something I need. The problem is, all my family and friends like to wander around in the store looking at objects ALL FUCKING DAY. I don't understand this strange behavior.
Took my crazy father grocery shopping it took forever
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true.And I dragged the washer outside, got the drain plug out (and gallons of mucky water) and cleared a huge plug of crap out of the pump. now we can has clean clothes again without trailing bags to my grandma's house.
Sort of. But I really do go to the store when I know I want or need something. I then proceed to purchase the item(s), then leave. Other people don't do this. They look at things they are not going to buy. They just.. look at them. Why do people do this?
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.
Quote from: RageBeoulve on January 06, 2009, 08:47:11 AMSort of. But I really do go to the store when I know I want or need something. I then proceed to purchase the item(s), then leave. Other people don't do this. They look at things they are not going to buy. They just.. look at them. Why do people do this?I wish I knew. I've certainly observed the phenomenon plenty. It seems to be some kind of hunting instinct, where the whole store is your resource gathering grounds. Some people seem to get ideas and inspiration from looking at what they could own, and owning some of it. Either price is no object because the impulse "I want it!" overrides common sense, or price is a strategy game where you win if you get the best deal.
Ok man. You confirmed my theory, sort of. I theorized that back when we were all neandrethals or niggers or cro magnons or whatever. There were hunters and gatherers. I believe that the wierd ass shopping phenomenon is some sort of gatherer instinct. "I must pluck the choicest and ripest veggies and bring them back to my family". Maybe?
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on January 06, 2009, 03:10:21 AMQuote from: RageBeoulve on January 05, 2009, 11:03:48 PMQuote from: parts on January 05, 2009, 05:09:18 PMTook my crazy father grocery shopping it took foreverI hate that shit so fucking much man. When I go to the store, I go to get something I need. The problem is, all my family and friends like to wander around in the store looking at objects ALL FUCKING DAY. I don't understand this strange behavior.It's more like they don't like looking at the cool shit you like. Plus there comes a point where you've had your fill of being social and wanna just fuck it all and drive home.Sort of. But I really do go to the store when I know I want or need something. I then proceed to purchase the item(s), then leave. Other people don't do this. They look at things they are not going to buy. They just.. look at them. Why do people do this?
Perhaps instead of playing fast-paced muzak to hurry shoppers along, supermarkets could play the roars and growls of large predators to instill a sense of urgency in people.
Quote from: RageBeoulve on January 06, 2009, 08:47:11 AMQuote from: Lord Phlexor on January 06, 2009, 03:10:21 AMQuote from: RageBeoulve on January 05, 2009, 11:03:48 PMQuote from: parts on January 05, 2009, 05:09:18 PMTook my crazy father grocery shopping it took foreverI hate that shit so fucking much man. When I go to the store, I go to get something I need. The problem is, all my family and friends like to wander around in the store looking at objects ALL FUCKING DAY. I don't understand this strange behavior.It's more like they don't like looking at the cool shit you like. Plus there comes a point where you've had your fill of being social and wanna just fuck it all and drive home.Sort of. But I really do go to the store when I know I want or need something. I then proceed to purchase the item(s), then leave. Other people don't do this. They look at things they are not going to buy. They just.. look at them. Why do people do this?There are times where I do just go in to get what I want and then high tail it out of there because that is all I wanted for that day.Then there are other times where I just like looking at the all the cool shit that I could own if I had the money.