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"I Woke Up Gay"
« on: April 18, 2012, 06:52:15 PM »
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Re: "I Woke Up Gay"
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2012, 07:00:39 PM »
That's funny. I wonder if someone could wake up straight?

I wonder if I could wake up outgoing and confident. Now that would be cool. I hate being shy and scared.
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Re: "I Woke Up Gay"
« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2012, 07:12:20 PM »


I wake up awesome every day.
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Re: "I Woke Up Gay"
« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2012, 07:18:31 PM »
Every morning I wake up sleepy, turn over and go back to sleep.  No, not that Sleepy, this sleepy.
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Re: "I Woke Up Gay"
« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2012, 07:21:36 PM »
Didn't watch the video but I saw this headline on BBC. But the implication of this would imply that the brain itself is explicitly responsible for sexual orientation.

Not surprised because I wonder if all minds start out as inherently bisexual and set themselves as a specific orientation as it matures. Then to explain this would be a matter of suggesting the stroke damaged the part that determines sexuality, and upon recovering this function it rebooted and shifted in a different direction.

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Re: "I Woke Up Gay"
« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2012, 07:49:02 PM »
There's nothing wrong with being gay. or straight
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Re: "I Woke Up Gay"
« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2012, 07:54:24 PM »
Quote from: richard on April 18, 2012, 07:49:02 PM
There's nothing wrong with being gay. or straight

Wasn't implying there was. Besides if what I think is true, the reverse could equally happen or they become asexual or bisexual too.
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Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: "I Woke Up Gay"
« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2012, 07:59:01 PM »
Thats cool. It was just a general statement, wasnt ment for you specifically. just whatev
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Re: "I Woke Up Gay"
« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2012, 07:59:53 PM »
Quote from: richard on April 18, 2012, 07:59:01 PM
Thats cool. It was just a general statement, wasnt ment for you specifically. just whatev

 :laugh: Sorry about that then.
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Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: "I Woke Up Gay"
« Reply #9 on: April 18, 2012, 08:01:15 PM »
No problem dude, I do that all the time to. Think someone is talking to me when they really arent, Must be a aspergers thing.  :nerdy:
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Re: "I Woke Up Gay"
« Reply #10 on: April 18, 2012, 08:16:29 PM »
A person who has had a stroke or a severe brain injury can literally become a different person afterwards. I've personally seen it, sometimes it's mild, but sometimes their whole personality and what you thought you knew about them does a complete 180.

I believe it.

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Re: "I Woke Up Gay"
« Reply #11 on: April 19, 2012, 12:32:13 AM »
Quote from: richard on April 18, 2012, 07:49:02 PM
There's nothing wrong with being gay. or straight

I wonder if you could wake up STUPID. :orly:
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Re: "I Woke Up Gay"
« Reply #12 on: April 19, 2012, 09:44:11 AM »
Only if you could not wake up hungry.  :orly:
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Re: "I Woke Up Gay"
« Reply #13 on: April 19, 2012, 10:43:25 AM »
Quote from: richard on April 19, 2012, 09:44:11 AM
Only if you could not wake up hungry.  :orly:

Waking up hungry is natural, as you have been fasting for several hours.

Of course, a cacomorphobe (fear of fat people) like you wouldn't realize that. :orly:
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Re: "I Woke Up Gay"
« Reply #14 on: April 19, 2012, 12:37:38 PM »
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on April 18, 2012, 07:21:36 PM
I wonder if all minds start out as inherently bisexual and set themselves as a specific orientation as it matures.

If that were the case, why do you suppose 9 out of 10 land on hetero?
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