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Bayer Aspirin For Contraception
« on: February 17, 2012, 02:16:36 PM »

Foster Friess is the head of a  Super PAC that supports Rick Santorum who wants to be our president said  "This contraceptive thing — my gosh it's so . . . inexpensive. Back in my days they used Bayer aspirin for contraception. The gals put it between their knees and it wasn't that costly,"   :zombiefuck:  Then said he was joking but if you look at Santorum's views it's not far from what he would approve of.

Here are his views on it.
"One of the things I will talk about, that no president has talked about before, is I think the dangers of contraception in this country.... Many of the Christian faith have said, well, that's okay, contraception is okay. It's not okay. It's a license to do things in a sexual realm that is counter to how things are supposed to be." (Speaking with CaffeinatedThoughts.com, Oct. 18, 2011)

Here's one on gays
"If the Supreme Court says that you have the right to consensual [gay] sex within your home, then you have the right to bigamy, you have the right to polygamy, you have the right to incest, you have the right to adultery. You have the right to anything. Does that undermine the fabric of our society? I would argue yes, it does. ... That's not to pick on homosexuality. It's not, you know, man on child, man on dog, or whatever the case may be. It is one thing." (AP interview, April 7, 2003)

WTF he is a front runner in the race tied with Romney.   
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Re: Bayer Aspirin For Contraception
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2012, 02:22:09 PM »
 :wanker: WTF is wrong with people? He should have never made it this far.


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Re: Bayer Aspirin For Contraception
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2012, 02:25:02 PM »
He needs to have a condom put over his face.

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Re: Bayer Aspirin For Contraception
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2012, 02:37:54 PM »
He needs to have a condom put over his face.

 That would definitely interest me in watching the debates on TV.  :zoinks:
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Re: Bayer Aspirin For Contraception
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2012, 02:48:48 PM »
republicans =  :wanker:

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Re: Bayer Aspirin For Contraception
« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2012, 03:51:57 PM »
republicans =  :wanker:

I knew you would love him  :green:  You should look up some of his other quotes and ideas if you want a good laugh
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Re: Bayer Aspirin For Contraception
« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2012, 05:49:32 PM »
It always bothers me that metaphors like that incorrectly imply that sex can't be had unless the woman's legs are spread.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Bayer Aspirin For Contraception
« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2012, 05:50:28 PM »
republicans =  :wanker:

I knew you would love him  :green:  You should look up some of his other quotes and ideas if you want a good laugh

I've seen some of his shit on youtube and stuff, the guy is fucking insane , isn't he :P

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Re: Bayer Aspirin For Contraception
« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2012, 05:54:13 PM »
republicans =  :wanker:

I knew you would love him  :green:  You should look up some of his other quotes and ideas if you want a good laugh

I've seen some of his shit on youtube and stuff, the guy is fucking insane , isn't he :P

I would find it all so much more funny if he was not a serious candidate for president although I think he would have no chance of winning
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Re: Bayer Aspirin For Contraception
« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2012, 07:02:20 PM »
republicans =  :wanker:

I knew you would love him  :green:  You should look up some of his other quotes and ideas if you want a good laugh

I've seen some of his shit on youtube and stuff, the guy is fucking insane , isn't he :P

I would find it all so much more funny if he was not a serious candidate for president although I think he would have no chance of winning
Yeah the plus side of Santorum is he'd be less likely than some of the other GOP candidates to help the crazier of the two parties actually gain the ability to spend the next four years fucking america up the ass.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Bayer Aspirin For Contraception
« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2012, 07:12:15 PM »
do any of them at least have the comedy value of a george bush? just to try and make it easier to deal with if it does happen?

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Re: Bayer Aspirin For Contraception
« Reply #11 on: February 17, 2012, 09:20:44 PM »
Yeah the plus side of Santorum is he'd be less likely than some of the other GOP candidates to help the crazier of the two parties actually gain the ability to spend the next four years fucking america up the ass.

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Re: Bayer Aspirin For Contraception
« Reply #12 on: February 17, 2012, 10:37:04 PM »
Yeah the plus side of Santorum is he'd be less likely than some of the other GOP candidates to help the crazier of the two parties actually gain the ability to spend the next four years fucking america up the ass.

Always looking on the bright side.
Hey, seems obvious to me.   :M
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Bayer Aspirin For Contraception
« Reply #13 on: February 20, 2012, 10:56:29 AM »
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I get such a chuckle when these things come out. Here we have millions of our fellow Americans unemployed. We have jihadist camps being set up in central – in Latin America, which Rick has been warning about, and people seem to be so preoccupied with sex.
Yes, let's do talk about those jihadist camps.

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Re: Bayer Aspirin For Contraception
« Reply #14 on: February 20, 2012, 11:54:02 AM »
I read somewhee yesterday that Santorum was saying obama "encourages abortion" ? lol

I didn't read thru thr whole article and couldn't find the quote, and I know news headlines sensationalise things, but was that really what he was gettting at?