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Offline ProfessorFarnsworth

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Re: Magnetic Storm
« Reply #30 on: September 27, 2011, 07:05:43 PM »
Wait until next year, they're expecting a hell of a solar storm season. :orly:
Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: Magnetic Storm
« Reply #31 on: September 27, 2011, 08:24:25 PM »
Wait until next year, they're expecting a hell of a solar storm season. :orly:

Should I invest in sunscreen and parasol company stocks?
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Re: Magnetic Storm
« Reply #32 on: September 27, 2011, 08:30:18 PM »
Wait until next year, they're expecting a hell of a solar storm season. :orly:

Should I invest in sunscreen and parasol company stocks?
a cave might be better

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Re: Magnetic Storm
« Reply #33 on: September 27, 2011, 08:31:22 PM »
Wait until next year, they're expecting a hell of a solar storm season. :orly:

Should I invest in sunscreen and parasol company stocks?
a cave might be better

Maybe stock in an old atomic bomb shelter company if there are any around.
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Re: Magnetic Storm
« Reply #34 on: September 27, 2011, 09:16:31 PM »
Wait until next year, they're expecting a hell of a solar storm season. :orly:

Should I invest in sunscreen and parasol company stocks?
a cave might be better

Maybe stock in an old atomic bomb shelter company if there are any around.
missle silo (rich folk done bought most of those)  I would like to have some space in a saltmine.

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Re: Magnetic Storm
« Reply #35 on: September 27, 2011, 09:30:17 PM »
Wait until next year, they're expecting a hell of a solar storm season. :orly:

Should I invest in sunscreen and parasol company stocks?

Nah, invest in maps and compasses as GPS satellites may be frequently knocked off-line.
Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: Magnetic Storm
« Reply #36 on: September 27, 2011, 09:47:25 PM »
Wait until next year, they're expecting a hell of a solar storm season. :orly:

Should I invest in sunscreen and parasol company stocks?
a cave might be better

Maybe stock in an old atomic bomb shelter company if there are any around.
missle silo (rich folk done bought most of those)  I would like to have some space in a saltmine.

I need to quit reading the posts as I scroll through them rather than take time to read them.  I read that as, "I would like to have some space in a saltine."   

A saltine or soda cracker is a thin, usually square cracker made from white flour, shortening, yeast, and baking soda, with most varieties lightly sprinkled with coarse salt. It has perforations throughout its surface, to allow steam to escape for uniform rising, and along the edges, as individual crackers are broken from larger sheets during manufacturing. It has a very dry and crisp texture...   

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Re: Magnetic Storm
« Reply #37 on: September 28, 2011, 01:31:39 AM »

I'm just, just south of the blue line and it is ROYALLY PISSING ME OFF.


I sympathise.

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Re: Magnetic Storm
« Reply #38 on: September 28, 2011, 08:50:59 PM »


Would any of this affect cell reception at all? Because mine has been absolute shit recently.

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Re: Magnetic Storm
« Reply #39 on: September 28, 2011, 09:00:01 PM »


Would any of this affect cell reception at all? Because mine has been absolute shit recently.

 :dunno:

Yeah, I guess. It'll fuck up anything that's bouncing signal off the Ionosphere completely.

But... :dunno:

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Re: Magnetic Storm
« Reply #40 on: September 28, 2011, 09:00:53 PM »


It could just be that Sprint sucks. But it has been sucking more than usual lately.