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Re: All you straight people......
« Reply #90 on: August 19, 2011, 09:25:14 AM »
Squiddy - don't confuse him with facts.  The idea of an entire world population of gay men having anal sex is what gets him fapping each night, and without that he might not be able to get a good night's rest.

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Re: All you straight people......
« Reply #91 on: August 19, 2011, 09:31:28 AM »
How many gays enjoy using fleshlights?

Careful. This may be a trick question. :autism:

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Honestly I have no idea , I'm actually not entirely sure what a fleshlight is  :P


Squiddy - don't confuse him with facts.  The idea of an entire world population of gay men having anal sex is what gets him fapping each night, and without that he might not be able to get a good night's rest.

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Re: All you straight people......
« Reply #92 on: August 20, 2011, 07:09:51 PM »
We would all die from AIDS.

Implying gays already all die of aids.  ::)
If homosexuality were the norm, the HIV epidemic would've spread much faster due to the fact that it is more likely to transmit during anal sex.   Also, drug users and blood donors would've been more likely to have HIV as well.

Straight couples participate in Anal sex too you know , probably at a higher percentage than gay couples.

No Squiddy.  All teh homoseckshuals do the buttsex and none of the "normal" people do.  :LOL:

 :lol:

I thought I would explain it in basic terms so as not to confuse the poor dear.  :angel:
Anal sex as a commonality among straight people has only become a recent phenomena.  Even including heterosexual anal sex, it is mainly a one way path.   We would have made it a number one priority, but it is not certain that the focus on curing it would be faster than the speeding of the epidemic.  Nothing that I have said is ignorant.  Anal sex is more likely than vaginal sex to transmit STDs due the the rectal tissue being thinner.

It actually is ignorant to claim that all gay men engage in anal sex.  The last figures I read said it was somewhere around 10%.  Even if we presume that A) anal sex is a more likely sexual method to contract or spread HIV and B) that when gay men do so they are somehow universally unable to use a condom, your argument still doesn't stand up as gay does not equal anal sex. 

Plus you have conveniently ignored the statement that 50% of the population would be lesbian.
About two-thirds of gay men have sex.  http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1114912/  Less people use condoms in anal sex due to the lack of natural lubrication.  Lesbians would contract through blood transfusions.

Two thirds of gay men have sex yes , but sex between two men is not necessarily anal.
Sexuality is not one straight (excuse the pun) definition , it has many definitions and interpretations between each individual person.

For example , what one person may consider porn is not porn to another , Someone may be into BDSM porn where there aren't necessarily no genitalia showing while another may be a Voreaphile, the definition of porn towards those individuals is completely different.

Some people don't consider anal sex to be sex , more like a fetishism , and just as some gay men like it , others don't and don't wish to participate in it.

If you follow Dexter's link, which is from the British Medical Journal, it says that two-thirds of gay men do have anal sex.

Facts and figures
•Two thirds of gay men have anal sex
•Ten per cent of heterosexual couples regularly have anal sex
•The estimate that 6% of the male population are gay may be an underestimate
•No one knows how common sexual problems are in this group
•Their presentation varies widely from clinic to clinic
•Erectile dysfunction is increasingly seen in men infected with HIV
•Retarded ejaculation is common
•Piles and anal fissures are no more common in gay men than in the general population
•Vaginismus, anorgasmia, and low sex drive occur in lesbians as in heterosexual women

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Re: All you straight people......
« Reply #93 on: August 20, 2011, 07:13:59 PM »
We would all die from AIDS.

Implying gays already all die of aids.  ::)
If homosexuality were the norm, the HIV epidemic would've spread much faster due to the fact that it is more likely to transmit during anal sex.   Also, drug users and blood donors would've been more likely to have HIV as well.

Straight couples participate in Anal sex too you know , probably at a higher percentage than gay couples.

No Squiddy.  All teh homoseckshuals do the buttsex and none of the "normal" people do.  :LOL:

 :lol:

I thought I would explain it in basic terms so as not to confuse the poor dear.  :angel:
Anal sex as a commonality among straight people has only become a recent phenomena.  Even including heterosexual anal sex, it is mainly a one way path.   We would have made it a number one priority, but it is not certain that the focus on curing it would be faster than the speeding of the epidemic.  Nothing that I have said is ignorant.  Anal sex is more likely than vaginal sex to transmit STDs due the the rectal tissue being thinner.

It actually is ignorant to claim that all gay men engage in anal sex.  The last figures I read said it was somewhere around 10%.  Even if we presume that A) anal sex is a more likely sexual method to contract or spread HIV and B) that when gay men do so they are somehow universally unable to use a condom, your argument still doesn't stand up as gay does not equal anal sex. 

Plus you have conveniently ignored the statement that 50% of the population would be lesbian.
About two-thirds of gay men have sex.  http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1114912/  Less people use condoms in anal sex due to the lack of natural lubrication.  Lesbians would contract through blood transfusions.

Two thirds of gay men have sex yes , but sex between two men is not necessarily anal.
Sexuality is not one straight (excuse the pun) definition , it has many definitions and interpretations between each individual person.

For example , what one person may consider porn is not porn to another , Someone may be into BDSM porn where there aren't necessarily no genitalia showing while another may be a Voreaphile, the definition of porn towards those individuals is completely different.

Some people don't consider anal sex to be sex , more like a fetishism , and just as some gay men like it , others don't and don't wish to participate in it.

If you follow Dexter's link, which is from the British Medical Journal, it says that two-thirds of gay men do have anal sex.

Facts and figures
•Two thirds of gay men have anal sex
•Ten per cent of heterosexual couples regularly have anal sex
•The estimate that 6% of the male population are gay may be an underestimate
•No one knows how common sexual problems are in this group
•Their presentation varies widely from clinic to clinic
•Erectile dysfunction is increasingly seen in men infected with HIV
•Retarded ejaculation is common
•Piles and anal fissures are no more common in gay men than in the general population
•Vaginismus, anorgasmia, and low sex drive occur in lesbians as in heterosexual women

It also says this.

Quote
Mutual masturbation, oral sex, and anal sex can be considered core activities, although many gay men do not practise anal sex at all.

I'm sorry but I call bullshit on that statistic , I highly doubt that many gay men engage in anal sex.
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Re: All you straight people......
« Reply #94 on: August 21, 2011, 08:15:00 AM »
who watched all these gay men having sex to form these statistics?

statistics on what every member of some group get upto in bed are never gonna be very accurate

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Re: All you straight people......
« Reply #95 on: August 21, 2011, 08:21:06 AM »
who watched all these gay men having sex to form these statistics?

statistics on what every member of some group get upto in bed are never gonna be very accurate

I am sure Squiddy would volunteer for that job if a new study was proposed  :zoinks:

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Re: All you straight people......
« Reply #96 on: August 21, 2011, 08:46:45 AM »
who watched all these gay men having sex to form these statistics?

statistics on what every member of some group get upto in bed are never gonna be very accurate

I am sure Squiddy would volunteer for that job if a new study was proposed  :zoinks:

Honestly I'd rather join in.  :P
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Re: All you straight people......
« Reply #97 on: August 21, 2011, 10:22:17 AM »
who watched all these gay men having sex to form these statistics?

statistics on what every member of some group get upto in bed are never gonna be very accurate

Good point.  I checked on the statistics on the  "percentage of gay men who have anal sex" and I found varying numbers, from around one-half to around three-fourths.  I think that the percentage depends on the gay men who are surveyed.


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Re: All you straight people......
« Reply #98 on: August 21, 2011, 10:36:26 AM »
the fact that many gay men are not openly gay should also be taken into account

I doubt VD was surveyed

also plenty of people aren't gettin laid at all, in the ass or otherwise

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Re: All you straight people......
« Reply #99 on: August 21, 2011, 11:37:57 AM »
well i am a straight woman and I have anal sex with men. I mean in their ass :)

I have had guys wonder if they are gay because they are like that. I always answer that with. " well, do you want a dick in your mouth". If they say no, I tell them not to worry they are straight. Then I tell them to bend over n shut up
« Last Edit: August 21, 2011, 11:43:43 AM by eris »

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Re: All you straight people......
« Reply #100 on: August 23, 2011, 11:44:35 PM »
We would all die from AIDS.

Implying gays already all die of aids.  ::)
If homosexuality were the norm, the HIV epidemic would've spread much faster due to the fact that it is more likely to transmit during anal sex.   Also, drug users and blood donors would've been more likely to have HIV as well.

Straight couples participate in Anal sex too you know , probably at a higher percentage than gay couples.

No Squiddy.  All teh homoseckshuals do the buttsex and none of the "normal" people do.  :LOL:

 :lol:

I thought I would explain it in basic terms so as not to confuse the poor dear.  :angel:
Anal sex as a commonality among straight people has only become a recent phenomena.  Even including heterosexual anal sex, it is mainly a one way path.   We would have made it a number one priority, but it is not certain that the focus on curing it would be faster than the speeding of the epidemic.  Nothing that I have said is ignorant.  Anal sex is more likely than vaginal sex to transmit STDs due the the rectal tissue being thinner.

It actually is ignorant to claim that all gay men engage in anal sex.  The last figures I read said it was somewhere around 10%.  Even if we presume that A) anal sex is a more likely sexual method to contract or spread HIV and B) that when gay men do so they are somehow universally unable to use a condom, your argument still doesn't stand up as gay does not equal anal sex. 

Plus you have conveniently ignored the statement that 50% of the population would be lesbian.
About two-thirds of gay men have sex.  http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1114912/  Less people use condoms in anal sex due to the lack of natural lubrication.  Lesbians would contract through blood transfusions.

Two thirds of gay men have sex yes , but sex between two men is not necessarily anal.
Sexuality is not one straight (excuse the pun) definition , it has many definitions and interpretations between each individual person.

For example , what one person may consider porn is not porn to another , Someone may be into BDSM porn where there aren't necessarily no genitalia showing while another may be a Voreaphile, the definition of porn towards those individuals is completely different.

Some people don't consider anal sex to be sex , more like a fetishism , and just as some gay men like it , others don't and don't wish to participate in it.

If you follow Dexter's link, which is from the British Medical Journal, it says that two-thirds of gay men do have anal sex.

Facts and figures
•Two thirds of gay men have anal sex
•Ten per cent of heterosexual couples regularly have anal sex
•The estimate that 6% of the male population are gay may be an underestimate
•No one knows how common sexual problems are in this group
•Their presentation varies widely from clinic to clinic
•Erectile dysfunction is increasingly seen in men infected with HIV
•Retarded ejaculation is common
•Piles and anal fissures are no more common in gay men than in the general population
•Vaginismus, anorgasmia, and low sex drive occur in lesbians as in heterosexual women

It also says this.

Quote
Mutual masturbation, oral sex, and anal sex can be considered core activities, although many gay men do not practise anal sex at all.

I'm sorry but I call bullshit on that statistic , I highly doubt that many gay men engage in anal sex.

Whatever.  I was just being hypothetical, but if it gets your panties in a twist, then I'll admit that homosexuals are superior to heterosexuals and there would be no wars and candy for all if homosexuals ruled the world.

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Re: All you straight people......
« Reply #101 on: August 24, 2011, 06:22:42 AM »
Was that the contention? I only just skimmed this all and I think you were talking about the spread of AIDS and the fact that if everyone were gay that the aids epidemic would have fucked up everyone or something.
I did not think it was a matter of who was or was not superior, just whether you were talking out of your arse.

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Re: All you straight people......
« Reply #102 on: August 24, 2011, 09:07:40 AM »
We would all die from AIDS.

Implying gays already all die of aids.  ::)
If homosexuality were the norm, the HIV epidemic would've spread much faster due to the fact that it is more likely to transmit during anal sex.   Also, drug users and blood donors would've been more likely to have HIV as well.

Straight couples participate in Anal sex too you know , probably at a higher percentage than gay couples.

No Squiddy.  All teh homoseckshuals do the buttsex and none of the "normal" people do.  :LOL:

 :lol:

I thought I would explain it in basic terms so as not to confuse the poor dear.  :angel:
Anal sex as a commonality among straight people has only become a recent phenomena.  Even including heterosexual anal sex, it is mainly a one way path.   We would have made it a number one priority, but it is not certain that the focus on curing it would be faster than the speeding of the epidemic.  Nothing that I have said is ignorant.  Anal sex is more likely than vaginal sex to transmit STDs due the the rectal tissue being thinner.

It actually is ignorant to claim that all gay men engage in anal sex.  The last figures I read said it was somewhere around 10%.  Even if we presume that A) anal sex is a more likely sexual method to contract or spread HIV and B) that when gay men do so they are somehow universally unable to use a condom, your argument still doesn't stand up as gay does not equal anal sex. 

Plus you have conveniently ignored the statement that 50% of the population would be lesbian.
About two-thirds of gay men have sex.  http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1114912/  Less people use condoms in anal sex due to the lack of natural lubrication.  Lesbians would contract through blood transfusions.

Two thirds of gay men have sex yes , but sex between two men is not necessarily anal.
Sexuality is not one straight (excuse the pun) definition , it has many definitions and interpretations between each individual person.

For example , what one person may consider porn is not porn to another , Someone may be into BDSM porn where there aren't necessarily no genitalia showing while another may be a Voreaphile, the definition of porn towards those individuals is completely different.

Some people don't consider anal sex to be sex , more like a fetishism , and just as some gay men like it , others don't and don't wish to participate in it.

If you follow Dexter's link, which is from the British Medical Journal, it says that two-thirds of gay men do have anal sex.

Facts and figures
•Two thirds of gay men have anal sex
•Ten per cent of heterosexual couples regularly have anal sex
•The estimate that 6% of the male population are gay may be an underestimate
•No one knows how common sexual problems are in this group
•Their presentation varies widely from clinic to clinic
•Erectile dysfunction is increasingly seen in men infected with HIV
•Retarded ejaculation is common
•Piles and anal fissures are no more common in gay men than in the general population
•Vaginismus, anorgasmia, and low sex drive occur in lesbians as in heterosexual women

It also says this.

Quote
Mutual masturbation, oral sex, and anal sex can be considered core activities, although many gay men do not practise anal sex at all.

I'm sorry but I call bullshit on that statistic , I highly doubt that many gay men engage in anal sex.

Whatever.  I was just being hypothetical, but if it gets your panties in a twist, then I'll admit that homosexuals are superior to heterosexuals and there would be no wars and candy for all if homosexuals ruled the world.

Happy Birthday Homophobe  :thumbup:

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Re: All you straight people......
« Reply #103 on: August 24, 2011, 09:10:50 AM »
We would all die from AIDS.

Implying gays already all die of aids.  ::)
If homosexuality were the norm, the HIV epidemic would've spread much faster due to the fact that it is more likely to transmit during anal sex.   Also, drug users and blood donors would've been more likely to have HIV as well.

Straight couples participate in Anal sex too you know , probably at a higher percentage than gay couples.

No Squiddy.  All teh homoseckshuals do the buttsex and none of the "normal" people do.  :LOL:

 :lol:

I thought I would explain it in basic terms so as not to confuse the poor dear.  :angel:
Anal sex as a commonality among straight people has only become a recent phenomena.  Even including heterosexual anal sex, it is mainly a one way path.   We would have made it a number one priority, but it is not certain that the focus on curing it would be faster than the speeding of the epidemic.  Nothing that I have said is ignorant.  Anal sex is more likely than vaginal sex to transmit STDs due the the rectal tissue being thinner.

It actually is ignorant to claim that all gay men engage in anal sex.  The last figures I read said it was somewhere around 10%.  Even if we presume that A) anal sex is a more likely sexual method to contract or spread HIV and B) that when gay men do so they are somehow universally unable to use a condom, your argument still doesn't stand up as gay does not equal anal sex. 

Plus you have conveniently ignored the statement that 50% of the population would be lesbian.
About two-thirds of gay men have sex.  http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1114912/  Less people use condoms in anal sex due to the lack of natural lubrication.  Lesbians would contract through blood transfusions.

Two thirds of gay men have sex yes , but sex between two men is not necessarily anal.
Sexuality is not one straight (excuse the pun) definition , it has many definitions and interpretations between each individual person.

For example , what one person may consider porn is not porn to another , Someone may be into BDSM porn where there aren't necessarily no genitalia showing while another may be a Voreaphile, the definition of porn towards those individuals is completely different.

Some people don't consider anal sex to be sex , more like a fetishism , and just as some gay men like it , others don't and don't wish to participate in it.

If you follow Dexter's link, which is from the British Medical Journal, it says that two-thirds of gay men do have anal sex.

Facts and figures
•Two thirds of gay men have anal sex
•Ten per cent of heterosexual couples regularly have anal sex
•The estimate that 6% of the male population are gay may be an underestimate
•No one knows how common sexual problems are in this group
•Their presentation varies widely from clinic to clinic
•Erectile dysfunction is increasingly seen in men infected with HIV
•Retarded ejaculation is common
•Piles and anal fissures are no more common in gay men than in the general population
•Vaginismus, anorgasmia, and low sex drive occur in lesbians as in heterosexual women

It also says this.

Quote
Mutual masturbation, oral sex, and anal sex can be considered core activities, although many gay men do not practise anal sex at all.

I'm sorry but I call bullshit on that statistic , I highly doubt that many gay men engage in anal sex.

Whatever.  I was just being hypothetical, but if it gets your panties in a twist, then I'll admit that homosexuals are superior to heterosexuals and there would be no wars and candy for all if homosexuals ruled the world.

Good boy.

Now get back in your chains like a good little gimpy closet case.  :squiddy:  :thumbup:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: All you straight people......
« Reply #104 on: August 24, 2011, 09:13:08 AM »
We all know AIDS came from some sick monkeys who raped a couple of gays.