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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #18555 on: February 20, 2024, 07:16:28 AM »
Gary, I'd prefer a lightweight vacuum as well but since Kayleigh does the vacuuming, she gets to choose. I sweep the house, then mop it but Kayleigh prefers to vacuum. Plus we have a huge rug in the loungeroom (the only carpet) and that needs vacuuming frequently. It's looking pretty ordinary right now.

I'm using a Kmart vacuum cleaner. Because I'd rather a $50 vacuum die on me than a $600 one.
I did have the more 'expensive' $99 one but the turbo heads stopped spinning, not due to cat hair, but due to my hair :P
I swear the makers [of all vacuum brands I've used] employ some proprietary tactic that stops you from returning the heads back to functioning order after you dismantle them for cleaning.
The obvious solution is for makers to sell replacement heads, but no, there's more money to be had in making people buy a whole new machine.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #18556 on: February 20, 2024, 12:07:45 PM »
Dad's old dog obviously hates me :(

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #18557 on: February 20, 2024, 07:38:15 PM »
Gary, I'd prefer a lightweight vacuum as well but since Kayleigh does the vacuuming, she gets to choose. I sweep the house, then mop it but Kayleigh prefers to vacuum. Plus we have a huge rug in the loungeroom (the only carpet) and that needs vacuuming frequently. It's looking pretty ordinary right now.

I'm using a Kmart vacuum cleaner. Because I'd rather a $50 vacuum die on me than a $600 one.
I did have the more 'expensive' $99 one but the turbo heads stopped spinning, not due to cat hair, but due to my hair :P
I swear the makers [of all vacuum brands I've used] employ some proprietary tactic that stops you from returning the heads back to functioning order after you dismantle them for cleaning.
The obvious solution is for makers to sell replacement heads, but no, there's more money to be had in making people buy a whole new machine.
That's something to consider, since my hair is long and it gets everywhere.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #18558 on: February 21, 2024, 11:52:49 AM »
I got called handsome by a girl the other day... problem is, I have a hard time knowing if it's genuine.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #18559 on: February 21, 2024, 01:46:39 PM »
I have a pretty severe headache. 



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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #18560 on: February 21, 2024, 03:12:01 PM »
Political phone calls and texts are back!   :finger:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #18561 on: February 21, 2024, 03:56:25 PM »
I'm depressed

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #18562 on: February 21, 2024, 11:31:03 PM »
I got called handsome by a girl the other day... problem is, I have a hard time knowing if it's genuine.
You are pretty handsome, going by photos you've posted. Absolutely nothing wrong with the way you look. :hug:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #18563 on: February 22, 2024, 04:03:49 AM »
Gary, I'd prefer a lightweight vacuum as well but since Kayleigh does the vacuuming, she gets to choose. I sweep the house, then mop it but Kayleigh prefers to vacuum. Plus we have a huge rug in the loungeroom (the only carpet) and that needs vacuuming frequently. It's looking pretty ordinary right now.

I'm using a Kmart vacuum cleaner. Because I'd rather a $50 vacuum die on me than a $600 one.
I did have the more 'expensive' $99 one but the turbo heads stopped spinning, not due to cat hair, but due to my hair :P
I swear the makers [of all vacuum brands I've used] employ some proprietary tactic that stops you from returning the heads back to functioning order after you dismantle them for cleaning.
The obvious solution is for makers to sell replacement heads, but no, there's more money to be had in making people buy a whole new machine.

Are there fifty dollar vaccuums in this day and age?  Where do you get one?  Does kmart still exist?  I haven't seen a kmart anywhere in years



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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #18564 on: February 22, 2024, 07:03:06 AM »
Gary, I'd prefer a lightweight vacuum as well but since Kayleigh does the vacuuming, she gets to choose. I sweep the house, then mop it but Kayleigh prefers to vacuum. Plus we have a huge rug in the loungeroom (the only carpet) and that needs vacuuming frequently. It's looking pretty ordinary right now.

I'm using a Kmart vacuum cleaner. Because I'd rather a $50 vacuum die on me than a $600 one.
I did have the more 'expensive' $99 one but the turbo heads stopped spinning, not due to cat hair, but due to my hair :P
I swear the makers [of all vacuum brands I've used] employ some proprietary tactic that stops you from returning the heads back to functioning order after you dismantle them for cleaning.
The obvious solution is for makers to sell replacement heads, but no, there's more money to be had in making people buy a whole new machine.

Are there fifty dollar vaccuums in this day and age?  Where do you get one?  Does kmart still exist?  I haven't seen a kmart anywhere in years

Kmart in Australia I mean. There's one in every large regional town almost. This $50 one very basic, just a 2000W bagless barrel vacuum with a basic vacuum head, an upholstery attachment and a crevice attachment.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #18565 on: February 22, 2024, 01:08:54 PM »
MAGA really needs to die

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #18566 on: February 23, 2024, 01:24:45 PM »
Yeah. It won't, though. Not anytime soon.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #18567 on: February 23, 2024, 02:21:42 PM »
Yeah. It won't, though. Not anytime soon.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #18568 on: February 23, 2024, 02:28:43 PM »
Yeah. It won't, though. Not anytime soon.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #18569 on: February 23, 2024, 02:36:01 PM »
I'm scared

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