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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #6315 on: November 12, 2013, 10:46:12 PM »
I thought of this just before my birthday last year, when my brother sent me an email dated 10-11-12.

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #6316 on: November 12, 2013, 10:56:24 PM »


My cat is snoring like twenty pounds of fat cat.

Remember I used to say she was a small cat?  Well she is actually a tiny cat, probably nine or ten pounds if she was a hunter. Now she has become obese (have not weighed her, but I am guessing fourteen pounds - half again her normal weight. I would be three hundred pounds if that were so of my weight.   :yikes:).

She is a darling, still, but hell!  I am worried about her health.


Snoring is hilarious, though!
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #6317 on: November 12, 2013, 11:19:58 PM »
happy 11-12-13 day. Once in a lifetime experience. Why isn't there a parade?

Here is your parade:

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #6318 on: November 13, 2013, 12:53:45 AM »
happy 11-12-13 day. Once in a lifetime experience. Why isn't there a parade?

I will have that parade in December, because the notation of dates is different where I live.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #6319 on: November 14, 2013, 11:55:08 PM »
I can mostly only relate to women

No, you can't. You don't know how to behave around them. You don't know what to say or what to do around them, which is painfully obvious to anyone here.

But what's worse, far worse, is that you are unwilling to learn.

Butchered quote = stupid gibberish answer

Nothing to do with a butchered quote. You really are unwilling to learn.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #6320 on: November 15, 2013, 01:54:43 AM »
I just had the thought: what if my former mistress was transsexual? I can't rule it out either.

What gave it away? Was it when she fuicked you and jizzed in your ass?

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #6321 on: November 15, 2013, 03:10:07 AM »
No. Her body had few female markers, some male ones and she was thinking too rationally and organized.

It is just very unlikely for women, but not impossible to occur.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #6322 on: November 15, 2013, 07:07:29 AM »
No. Her body had few female markers, some male ones and she was thinking too rationally and organized.

It is just very unlikely for women, but not impossible to occur.


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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #6323 on: November 16, 2013, 05:58:39 AM »
When will you find out?
Mid-December some time.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #6324 on: November 16, 2013, 10:41:11 PM »
I have been through an election that probably could only be dreamed by a eccentric mind.

Polls opened at 7 a.m.  We were placed in the large hallway, not a problem.  They were using the Dining Hall as the main area for an open house for prospective students. 

After the open house some more people came into the Dining Hall with beer, wine, liquor, items for auction, etc.  It was for a pet rescue organization.  Evidently there is a group of ladies of varying ages who wear atomic or fluorescent colored wigs and corsets, tights of bright colors, ballerina tutus, biscuit beater pants, etc. and seem to dress as some type of Anime feline.  Then the Elvis impersonators came in.  Evidently they were the band.  Everyone walked around the hallway freely, carrying alcohol, eating food and one person even looked in a voting machine!  They set up a photo booth next to our tables.

Quite an experience I can assure you.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #6325 on: November 21, 2013, 05:34:12 AM »
Voting here is usually done at a school (on the weekend) or a community centre. I have never seen the likes of what you experienced!

Another thing I am thinking is that I have finished all the reading here and now it is very quiet. Need more people online and posting!
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #6326 on: November 21, 2013, 08:32:05 AM »
I am appreciating the excellence of Let's Go as an under appreciated Montrose song. Denny Carmassi's drum work is fucking outstanding.  :2thumbsup: :2thumbsup: :2thumbsup: :2thumbsup:


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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #6327 on: November 21, 2013, 09:54:11 AM »
I need to start posting more again
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #6328 on: November 21, 2013, 01:53:04 PM »
Thinking parts posting more is a good thing.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #6329 on: November 30, 2013, 09:24:02 AM »
dear jesus, she's knocked up AGAIN????
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
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