Didn't mean you should change it; was remembering you being critical of Jewish jokes but wasn't certain.
Yeah, IRL I'm a Pete Fountain Jew.
Pete Fountain is a clarinet player who had his own band and appeared on many TV shows in the 1950's and early 60's. Since he's from N.O. he made his own Mardi Gras Marching Group, The Pete Fountain Half-Fast Marching Club. If you say Half-Fast quickly it comes out Half-Assed. That's why we say that if someone or something isn't 100%, they're Pete Fountain.