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Quote from: couldbecousin on July 15, 2014, 08:44:04 PM The mastodon is just a bitter bastard cause I won't go out with him!I offered to take you to a nice French restaurant.
The mastodon is just a bitter bastard cause I won't go out with him!
Quote from: Semicolon on July 15, 2014, 08:46:54 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on July 15, 2014, 08:44:04 PM The mastodon is just a bitter bastard cause I won't go out with him!I offered to take you to a nice French restaurant. Evil was in your heart! I knew you were planning to cook me! Back the fuck off!
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Buy her dinner first.
Quote from: Semicolon on July 15, 2014, 08:30:46 PMBuy her dinner first. She feeds me because I'm so cute.
Quote from: Gopher Gary on July 15, 2014, 09:27:57 PMQuote from: Semicolon on July 15, 2014, 08:30:46 PMBuy her dinner first. She feeds me because I'm so cute. Are you sure she's not fattening you up?
Quote from: Semicolon on July 15, 2014, 09:32:54 PMQuote from: Gopher Gary on July 15, 2014, 09:27:57 PMQuote from: Semicolon on July 15, 2014, 08:30:46 PMBuy her dinner first. She feeds me because I'm so cute. Are you sure she's not fattening you up? We have the same shape and that's why we're so cute together.
Roast mastodon would feed all of us for the rest of the year!
Is it mastodon stew? I hope the chef remembered to take the hair out of it.
You're just butthurt cause I hang out with other animals.