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Re: Skelth is here to stay.
« Reply #435 on: July 15, 2014, 08:53:27 PM »
      :snail:   The mastodon is just a bitter bastard cause I won't go out with him!

I offered to take you to a nice French restaurant. :dunno:

      :snail:   Evil was in your heart!  I knew you were planning to cook me!  Back the fuck off!
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Re: Skelth is here to stay.
« Reply #436 on: July 15, 2014, 09:05:50 PM »
      :snail:   The mastodon is just a bitter bastard cause I won't go out with him!

I offered to take you to a nice French restaurant. :dunno:

      :snail:   Evil was in your heart!  I knew you were planning to cook me!  Back the fuck off!

I wasn't planning on cooking you. :angel:
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Re: Skelth is here to stay.
« Reply #437 on: July 15, 2014, 09:27:57 PM »

Buy her dinner first. :zoinks:

She feeds me because I'm so cute.  >:(
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Re: Skelth is here to stay.
« Reply #438 on: July 15, 2014, 09:32:54 PM »

Buy her dinner first. :zoinks:

She feeds me because I'm so cute.  >:(

Are you sure she's not fattening you up? :devour:
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Re: Skelth is here to stay.
« Reply #439 on: July 15, 2014, 09:36:09 PM »

Buy her dinner first. :zoinks:

She feeds me because I'm so cute.  >:(

Are you sure she's not fattening you up? :devour:

We have the same shape and that's why we're so cute together.  :tard:
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Re: Skelth is here to stay.
« Reply #440 on: July 15, 2014, 09:49:54 PM »

Buy her dinner first. :zoinks:

She feeds me because I'm so cute.  >:(

Are you sure she's not fattening you up? :devour:

We have the same shape and that's why we're so cute together.  :tard:

  Gophers are indeed Weeble-esque :cbc: with their broad base!
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Re: Skelth is here to stay.
« Reply #441 on: July 15, 2014, 09:50:35 PM »

Buy her dinner first. :zoinks:

She feeds me because I'm so cute.  >:(

Are you sure she's not fattening you up? :devour:

We have the same shape and that's why we're so cute together.  :tard:

Does that mean that you can't fall down? :tard:

Perhaps she's interested in roast groundhog. :tinfoil:
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Re: Skelth is here to stay.
« Reply #442 on: July 15, 2014, 09:53:07 PM »
  Roast mastodon would feed all of us for the rest of the year!   :tooledup:
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Re: Skelth is here to stay.
« Reply #443 on: July 16, 2014, 12:30:45 AM »
Stop this nonsense. Skelth is probably terrified of returning.
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Re: Skelth is here to stay.
« Reply #444 on: July 16, 2014, 02:52:52 AM »
It's not like there's no reason we can't have a three course meal.

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Re: Skelth is here to stay.
« Reply #445 on: July 16, 2014, 05:19:11 AM »
  Roast mastodon would feed all of us for the rest of the year!   :tooledup:

Too much mastodon meat is bad for you. :M Would you like some stew instead? :angel:

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Re: Skelth is here to stay.
« Reply #446 on: July 16, 2014, 06:02:49 AM »
  Is it mastodon stew?  I hope the chef remembered to take the hair out of it.   :fatchef:
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Re: Skelth is here to stay.
« Reply #447 on: July 16, 2014, 06:27:22 AM »
  Is it mastodon stew?  I hope the chef remembered to take the hair out of it.   :fatchef:

No, it's groundhog stew. Doesn't it look delicious? :drool:
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Re: Skelth is here to stay.
« Reply #448 on: July 16, 2014, 06:40:48 AM »
  You're just butthurt cause I hang out with other animals.  :M :P
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Re: Skelth is here to stay.
« Reply #449 on: July 16, 2014, 06:43:33 AM »
  You're just butthurt cause I hang out with other animals.  :M :P

I'm exposing you to alternative culinary possibilities. :thumbup:
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