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Re: I need to shave
« Reply #30 on: February 21, 2011, 05:54:20 AM »
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I can see my cock and it is well over 4 inches long.


What?   you mean a whole four inches of throbbing fuck muscle!!!

Who is this romeo???

This is so appropriate in this thread.

Shave, and it will stand taller. :orly:

Sadly it will be an optical illusion...besides I doubt he can reach poor guy :(
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Re: I need to shave
« Reply #31 on: February 22, 2011, 09:31:22 PM »
i no longer need to shave... except my crotch thats sill rather hairy... looks like an amish guys beard really

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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: I need to shave
« Reply #32 on: February 22, 2011, 09:40:22 PM »
i no longer need to shave... except my crotch thats sill rather hairy... looks like an amish guys beard really

Do you normally shave there?


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Re: I need to shave
« Reply #33 on: February 23, 2011, 08:34:12 AM »
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I can see my cock and it is well over 4 inches long.


What?   you mean a whole four inches of throbbing fuck muscle!!!

Who is this romeo???

This is so appropriate in this thread.

Shave, and it will stand taller. :orly:

Sadly it will be an optical illusion...besides I doubt he can reach poor guy :(

Despite being 4 inches *cough* cm, I doubt he could.
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Re: I need to shave
« Reply #34 on: February 23, 2011, 09:15:57 AM »
Goddamit, duke. I missed this. Brb making a callout.


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Re: I need to shave
« Reply #35 on: February 23, 2011, 03:10:05 PM »
i no longer need to shave... except my crotch thats sill rather hairy... looks like an amish guys beard really

Do you normally shave there?



no i do not, why do you think it looks like an amish guys beard?

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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: I need to shave
« Reply #36 on: February 23, 2011, 04:41:57 PM »
Just shaved I hate it.  Can't shave in the morning in the winter or my face turns red and chaps from being outside all day
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Re: I need to shave
« Reply #37 on: February 23, 2011, 04:45:33 PM »
wooh me and parts can be shave buddys! :D...

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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: I need to shave
« Reply #38 on: February 23, 2011, 05:12:10 PM »
I've got a bag of my pubic hairs that I'm going to sell on sheBay! :eyebrows:

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Re: I need to shave
« Reply #39 on: February 23, 2011, 06:33:32 PM »
I've got a bag of my pubic hairs that I'm going to sell on sheBay! :eyebrows:


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Re: I need to shave
« Reply #40 on: February 24, 2011, 05:18:11 AM »
I've got a bag of my pubic hairs that I'm going to sell on sheBay! :eyebrows:


Herp derp.

You think he sells herpes with it too? :zombiefuck:
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Re: I need to shave
« Reply #41 on: February 24, 2011, 05:26:29 AM »
I've got a bag of my pubic hairs that I'm going to sell on sheBay! :eyebrows:


Herp derp.

You think he sells herpes with it too? :zombiefuck:

he offers em with a free lice comb   :thumbup:
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Re: I need to shave
« Reply #42 on: February 24, 2011, 05:34:25 AM »
I've got a bag of my pubic hairs that I'm going to sell on sheBay! :eyebrows:


Herp derp.

You think he sells herpes with it too? :zombiefuck:

he offers em with a free lice comb   :thumbup:

And a lovely shade of lipstick too  :zoinks:
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Re: I need to shave
« Reply #43 on: February 24, 2011, 05:43:01 AM »
I've got a bag of my pubic hairs that I'm going to sell on sheBay! :eyebrows:


Herp derp.

You think he sells herpes with it too? :zombiefuck:

he offers em with a free lice comb   :thumbup:

And a lovely shade of lipstick too  :zoinks:

and a discount voucher for a discreet compact mirror :zoinks:
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Re: I need to shave
« Reply #44 on: February 24, 2011, 05:46:30 AM »
I've got a bag of my pubic hairs that I'm going to sell on sheBay! :eyebrows:


Herp derp.

You think he sells herpes with it too? :zombiefuck:

he offers em with a free lice comb   :thumbup:

And a lovely shade of lipstick too  :zoinks:

and a discount voucher for a discreet compact mirror :zoinks:

And a training bra  :zoinks:

(Lord knows he needs one  :zombiefuck:)
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

nice is just something written on biscuits.